Chapter 453 – Episode 453: The Giant’s Steps 3
In this world where the Constellations have absolute authority, it was naturally the same Constellations that could bother the Constellations.
“Huh, Constellation? Another letter arrived.”
“Another letter, is it them?”
It was an ordinary day when I participated in Song Yena’s outing to the East Continent without thinking about it, made bad jokes in exchange for a ride on a private plane, and just watched her exchange a sword with a female knight. After that, I went to a famous ramen restaurant in an alley, had a meal, and stayed at the hotel for the night…
I didn’t know that the martial arts constellation would show arrogance and the knight constellation would take it seriously just because I participated in a swordsmanship exchange meeting with the martial arts warrior Hwasin.
Constellation, plum blossoms blooming on clouds
Constellation, the vanguard of the melee
As can be seen just by looking at the constellation names, the plum blossom side is a martial artist, and the vanguard rider is a knight type. Since they are active in the same eastern continent, their period of activity is similar, their area of activity is similar, and even the number of Avatars is similar, it seems that they were inevitably intertwined. Combat-related constellations felt like soldiers, police, and PMC in this world, so I couldn’t help but get involved.
If a monster is dispatched to the East Continent, you will first make eye contact. How can you avoid it?
The plum swordsmen cut down the group of monsters that appeared at the front guard post, and the vanguard riders trampled the monsters that secretly infiltrated the rear area. This time, last time, he was fast, excellent, and excellent, so he even received a popularity vote from the citizens –
“It’s so squishy it’s disgusting.”
“Both Constellations are self-respecting women, so it seems like it has turned into a battle of pride between the female leaders. Maybe that’s why I feel like I place more importance on the Constellation’s evaluation…”
“What is that? Am I now in the position of a handsome man who is caught between two men and two women and is making a choice?”
“Yes, well… I feel like that. You already received a lot of threats at the Constellation Academy. So, the martial people played an active role in keeping you safe, do you feel like that?”
Yeji smiles awkwardly while holding her letter and secretly shows her smartphone.
The plum blossoms blooming on the clouds and the baggy silk attire put to shame my towering trapezius muscles are burdensome. As I move my fingers to another tab, what I see is the vanguard of the melee. This is just a female bodybuilder wearing a sports crop top. Both muscular women were far beyond my taste.
In short, it meant that, just as two men steeped in machoism were drinking and fighting over their pride, two women steeped in feminism were fighting over their pride as if showing off their muscles, and it seemed like I was caught in the middle of it all. I never thought it would be a problem because among my incarnations, there is no knight incarnation.
“So what does this letter say?”
“Shall I open it and read it? Well… It’s the same story in the end. The plum blossom blooming on the clouds praises your eye for recognizing the beauty of martial arts and asks for a private meeting, and the vanguard rider on the battlefield asks for a private meeting so that he can show off the aesthetics of chivalry. Meeting…”
If you look at the awkwardly smiling Han Ye-ji, who is shaking the letter with a lot of force in her hand, it may be a bit of a glorification. In reality, they are probably making their demands in a more blatant and bold way, using their own tone of voice.
Those two constellations resembled the type called Sweet 4050 in a past life.
The reason is, this is a reverse version of the men who laughed and sincerely believed that the dependability of men in their 40s and 50s is more effective these days for women in their 20s.
… I didn’t want this to turn around.
“What should I do with the stationery?”
“It doesn’t matter if you throw it away, right? Just collect it and throw it in the trash can.”
A silk scroll sent by a plum blossoming on a cloud and an old-fashioned letter sealed with golden wax sent by a vanguard rider of war. However, if the content contained within it is similar to flirting from a manager in his 50s, is it worth it?
When I pat Ye-ji’s sturdy cheeks, who are having a hard time because of me even on the patrol team’s day off, her cheeks turn red, and she gathers her letters in one place.
“But Yeji, is it really because of pride that you two are doing this?”
“I think it’s precisely because of the media. I guess there were so many news articles last time… That I couldn’t ignore it.”
Those words remind her of the last time she saw the Internet. The good media that tries to remain neutral said that I came to the swordsmanship exchange event with Song Ye-na! I’ve only written it down, but there are always people who are above the line and making jokes. This meant that there were small and medium-sized media companies that had learned how to attract aggro without insulting the Constellation.
They put my picture and the picture of the martial people in one shot and published a photo news with a name like [Constellation looking at the martial people happily], Or they saw me holding Yena’s hand and playing with affection and [Helpless Nightmare’s Taste] She writes the silver lady].
It’s true that Yena is the Hwa Shin that I care about, and I can’t deny that she was openly affectionate, but publishing such an article against the background of a swordsmanship exchange meeting makes it almost like a headline-fishing joke to the Hwa Shin who know the story behind her. However, I can’t ask them to correct the article just because I don’t like the martial arts people, and they haven’t caused any inconvenience to me.
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Even if the two Sweet Constellations bickered in letters, they had no direct influence on me.
That’s right, I’ve almost taken root in the academy by acquiring a fake body using a minor type of magic called sacrificial magic in addition to the abilities of the dream demon, and those two constellations can only come to the academy by forcibly descending by distributing their points. 〈 Br〉
So all they can do is send a courtship letter.
The problem was that it had become a kind of signal.
“Are you here again?”
“There’s a lot more this time. There’s also a letter from a constellation I’ve never seen before.”
After finishing dinner, I was lazily lying on the sofa and tapping my feet when I heard a polite knock on the door. The staff member who manages the accommodation comes with an armful of stationery in his arms. The annoying thing is that many of those letters are handwritten letters sent directly from the Holy See, so they are treated as valuables.
One poor male employee carefully puts down dozens of sheets of stationery, breaking out in a cold sweat, like someone who had to carry tens of millions of won worth of ceramics in a museum with his bare body.
To me, it was just a wooing letter from ajummas that made me laugh at the old-fashioned expressions while reading it, but to him, it was a valuable item, with a high-ranking person’s handwriting embroidered on the letter, which was almost a luxury item. If you drop even a piece of letter paper and trample on it, wouldn’t you be cursed by your boss?
It’s a situation that makes you laugh when you think about it, like an employee in his 50s giving a handwritten love letter to a young accounting lady.
“At this point, I could collect stationery and open a museum.”
“… I plan to preserve it if the Constellation gives permission.”
“Harin, let’s not make things like this the object of criticism.”
“… Yes.”
In the meantime, Lee Ha-rin, who has been looking for her letter paper, becomes sullen and flops down on her sofa, and her incarnations look at her with a bitter smile. Our kids have a lot of respect and love for the constellations, but Harin goes too far and everyone seems to think it’s a problem.
Starting with the plum blossoms blooming on the clouds and the vanguard rider on the battlefield, even the stuffy letter paper that is being flirted with in all kinds of ways can be considered an object of admiration. Why do you keep precious stationery that has one of two types of speech or something you would see in a historical drama?
“Wow, how can they all come together…”
“You don’t like the constellation, do you?”
“Yeah. Maybe it’s because they’re warriors and knights, but they’re all like that.”
As I lie down on the sofa and play with her feet, the eyes of the fire gods slowly turn to my calves.
Maybe it’s because she’s wearing baggy shorts, but her panties are visible through the gap in her pants, or the thigh flesh below her buttocks is exposed. After feeling the aura of desire, I can feel how simple women our incarnations are.
As soon as she opens her letter paper and sees the word ‘main seat’, she snaps her wrist and throws her letter to the side, and Harin’s sad sigh sweeps through the living room. When she saw him doing that, she thought he was seriously ill, so she moved her body and pulled up her pants.
“… Keuhum, I’m going to go to bed a little early today.”
“That Constellation, today…?”
Then, ripples of desire rippled as if a stone was thrown into a lake. I have nothing to say because I liked the dolphin pants and buttocks, but the reactions of our Avatars are also very one-dimensional and simple. If I tempt you, you will quickly go into the bedroom, lie down, and subconsciously imagine my clothes.
I checked my appearance on the Internet, and most of the constellations who suddenly flirt with me are old men. It wasn’t the way he spoke or his thoughts that was the problem; it meant that his appearance was old. It’s a world full of handsome men and beautiful women, but elegant people in their 50s are way beyond my scope.
I was tempted to try to deal with them lightly, but either I was overly muscular or I felt like a middle-aged actress from a drama, so I’d rather hang out with our Avatars.
“Okay, everyone goes to bed early. Let’s all get a good rest today.”
Everyone disperses towards their bedrooms behind Lee Ha-rin, who is sorting out her stationery with a strangely regretful look on her face.
Tonight, in my subconscious, I will wear shorts, stay indoors, and make fun of myself.