## Chapter 408 – Kim Kat in the Woods
It seemed that Naias, that bitch, had spread rumors about me getting her ass kicked all over the neighborhood. They attacked first and then declared it publicly? Monster bastards are truly awful.
I regret not killing her. Of course, she flew away, and I couldn’t do anything about it back then.
— *Swish!*
A fierce gust of sword wind blew. But each time it touched the fairy, it blurred like a video from a beam projector, dodging every attack.
“Kyaaaak!! Help me!!”
The fact that she’s screaming like this means my attacks are having some effect, right? Or is she straining herself by continuously activating her semi-transparency skill?
Whatever it is, it’s proof that my attacks are working.
— *Swaeak!!*
— *Shriek!*
I unleashed a flurry of attacks from the Extreme Refined Swordsmanship, pressing the fairy.
— *Thud.*
As I was slashing at the fairy’s illusionary form, she dropped a silver coin.
“Ah!”
The fairy seemed flustered and reached out to retrieve the coin, but I can’t let her have it!
“You scamming bastard!”
Do you know how much money 1 silver is, you bitch! I have to get it back no matter what. If I get scammed by some butterfly like you and lose money, I’ll be too ashamed to show my face.
— *Wham!*
I immediately used my footwork to step on the silver coin. The fairy hesitated, unsure of what to do, and then tried to fly away.
“H-Help me!”
Even if she asks for help, all that’s nearby are wisps.
Are spirits common or something?
Even if she’s declared me an enemy of the fairies, it’s probably limited to the spirits in this area.
I don’t know how far Naias, that blabbermouth, spread the rumors, but it doesn’t matter since there aren’t spirits overflowing nearby!
— *Pfftzzzzut!*
— *Pfft!*
Anyway, in response to the fairy’s call, the moss wisps around me approached and emitted intense flashes of light.
— *Flash!*
— *Zap!*
The sudden burst of light disoriented my vision. But for a skilled swordsman, this level of interference is no problem.
“You trash bastards dare to blind me!!!!”
I squeezed my eyes shut and accurately slashed. They said wisps have hypnotic abilities, right? Seeing that nothing happened even after the light flashed, it seems it doesn’t work on me.
— *Pashat!*
— *Pshhh!*
It didn’t even take a few seconds to slice up all the wisps that attacked. These weaklings can’t stop me.
“Hic! The wisps!”
The fairy was shocked at the sight.
“Hehehe, what’s there to be surprised about? You’ll be like that soon too.”
“Kyaaaaak!!!”
“Don’t turn your back on me!!!”
I decided to collect the essence later, grabbed the silver coin, and chased after the fairy. This bastard has wings like a butterfly, but once she starts flying, she picks up quite a bit of speed, so I had to run.
“Kuh…!”
The fairy tried to escape by increasing her altitude from time to time, but each time I swung my sword, she became semi-transparent and her altitude decreased.
That evasion skill isn’t omnipotent either.
It avoids physical attacks 100%, but it has various limitations. That’s good for me. Since I don’t have any proper ranged skills other than throwing, aerial monsters are quite tricky for me.
“Help me! Help me! A human is chasing me!”
“Stop right there, you scammer!”
“I’m not a scammer! I just fulfilled the contract!”
“Calling that kind of bullshit scamming, you little shit!!”
I’m not going to be fooled by that kind of wordplay.
She took 1 silver and then said she didn’t know the location of the village, and even laughed at me, so her crime is very serious.
— If you try to scam me, I’ll make you pay the price.
That is the true duty of Fusion Confucianism and the true belief of a man named Heavenly Demon Kim Kat!
“Fairies, spirits! You must kill this human! Hurry!”
As the chase continued, the fairy requested help from her surroundings as if chanting a spell. But no one is really showing up.
Is it a dud?
Still, if I don’t shut her mouth, something big might happen, so I tried to increase my speed. But it was too difficult to subdue her because of her scam-like skill that completely avoided physical attacks and her ability to fly around nimbly.
Damn, this is a bit difficult.
Should I just retreat at this point?
I’ll be in trouble if I go to some strange place. But if I just let her go here, I’ll be worried about future attacks since I have to find my way through the forest.
— *Keruk! Keruruk!!*
— *Techyaaaaaaaat!!*
— *Gyusashashat!*
“What, these morons!”
“Hehe! The tables have turned!”
At the same time as I had those thoughts, small monsters flocked from all directions. From what I can see, there are goblins, gremlins, and a kobold?
The legend that fairies bewitch people and turn them into a meal for monsters is by no means false.
They look quite cute, but in the end, they are beings that cooperate, collaborate, and coexist with monsters like this.
— Evil bastards who engage in demagoguery and are inhuman!
Then, there is only one thing that this Heavenly Demon Kim Kat must do!
“Blade of Judgment!”
— *Keryak!!*
— *Techyaaaaaaaat!!!*
The monsters that came to help the fairy charge at me. I don’t know if they came voluntarily or if they were bewitched by the fairy’s special skill, but seeing this, my anger surged.
“You bastards dare!”
The crime of trying to stop me with these trash bastards is great!
— *Paaat!*
“Extreme Swordsmanship Dejaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!”
The anger that reached the critical point explodes. Mana fluctuated in the tide of violent rage, but suppressing it, I unleashed the deadly ultimate technique of the Extreme Swordsmanship Eight Directional Wind and Rain with pure strength and skill, slaughtering the enemies in all directions!
— *Papapapat!*
— *Papapat!*
— *Boongboong!*
A storm of blades erupts. — *Kweeeek!!* — *Kyooooot!* — *Techyaaat!!* The monsters that charged in a group, about the size of a squad, were instantly minced and flew in all directions.
— *Chwajajak!!!*
In the first place, even if you pour a truckload of these idiots, this Heavenly Demon Kim Kat cannot be defeated. I kicked the head of the last goblin that charged at me, smashing it, and the fairy was once again shocked as she looked at me.
“M-Monster!”
“Who are you calling a monster?”
The real monster is that evil heretical fairy!
Hateful monster bastards!
Imperialists who eat people and harm the people!
As long as they live and breathe, the people of this world will always suffer and groan!
I will never let those bastards live!
— *Boooom!*
It was then, as I was about to chase the fairy again.
“Golems!”
The ground rumbled, and something thick and large revealed itself. They were obese artificial life forms made of mud and soil.
— Mud Golems.
“Kill that human!!”
The 2-meter-tall golems, awakened by the fairy’s call, had no will of their own, but they would faithfully carry out the fairies’ request for a hitman.
— *Boooom!*
They walked slowly and reached out their hands to me.
“Heavenly Demon Shattering Palm.”
I also reach out my hand to meet them. No, I’m not just reaching out. A punch containing the power of the Heavenly Demon, reaching the pinnacle of martial arts, the best in ancient and modern times, is fired like a self-propelled gun.
— *Wham!*
Then, the Mud Golem’s body shattered like a glass window and collapsed. “Asura Bloodshed Fist.” “Blood Heaven Asura Kick.” “Thunderbolt Rakshasa Palm.” “Wilderness Blood Jade Hand.” I used a series of martial arts to completely destroy the other Mud Golems as well.
— *Persuk!*
These dirt-headed bastards are no match for me either.
“Is that the end of your friends?”
The five Mud Golems returned to the soil. Now they no longer have to be manipulated by the evil fairy to commit murder.
I have cut off that karma.
“Hic!”
No more bastards charged at me.
I walked straight towards the fairy. She was exhausted from flapping her wings so much, and she was sitting on a tree branch.
Seeing that she didn’t run away while calling her friends, it seems that she was using energy to control the monsters.
“H-Human! I was wrong! Let’s stop!”
“Hehehe, now you say that? Do you have any offerings to give?”
“That’s…!”
— *Swish.*
— *Swish.*
Just as I was about to deal with the fairy again, other monsters crawled out, not getting tired of it.
This time, something like an earth spirit crawled slowly like a turtle. To make matters worse, some strange spirit bastards are gathering.
But there are less than ten of them.
Have all the spirits in the vicinity come?
“Is that a wind spirit and an earth spirit?”
The earth spirit is black and crawling on the ground. It was like a giant cockroach. The wind spirit was a small fairy hidden in a blue cluster like a wisp.
Was that called a sylph?
“Get lost!”
— *Thwack!*
I kicked the earth spirit away, and it flew far away. — *Chashat!* Seeing that, the sylphs ejected something and I blocked it with my sword. It’s nothing special. It’s very simple for me.
“You trash!”
Naias was a mid-level spirit in human form.
In comparison, the ice spirit near her looked simple like those bastards in front of me.
Spirits and fairies are said to be stronger the larger they are and the more detailed they look.
The bastards here were all trash.
“Monster bastards!”
— *Swaeak!*
It wasn’t difficult to crush the gathered spirits either. When the sword wind blew, the sylphs scattered, and I kicked the remaining cockroach bastards away, eliminating them.
These murderous monster bastards must be eliminated as soon as they are encountered to reduce innocent victims. The spirits who were hit by the blow containing such a messianic belief all lost their light and turned into tiny essences.
“W-Why is this happening…”
The fairy seemed to be in despair at the sight, and she knelt down, drooping her wings and trembling.
A scammer never thinks that they will be destroyed when they commit fraud. They only have the inhuman and serial killer-like thought of somehow destroying the other person and killing them cruelly.
“I am the enemy of the spirits. Do you have any last words, Fairy?”
Therefore, when the scam fails and a knife is held to their neck, the scammer does not understand the situation itself.
“P-Please forgive me! I didn’t mean to do it! I just wanted to play a prank!”
The fairy, changing her expression, begged with tears in her eyes.
What a ridiculous bastard.
“Does 1 silver look like a prank to you? That’s someone’s life savings, you bastard.”
“I’m sorry! I’ll apologize!”
Rarely, I received an apology from a monster.
But that doesn’t erase the fact that this bitch brought monsters and tried to eliminate me. Didn’t she reveal her malice by talking about being an enemy of the fairies?
I raised my sword.
She seemed very tired, and seeing that she was terrified, it seemed that her scam-like evasion skill was almost over.
“Die, Fairy!”
“Kyaaaaak!!”
— *Chaeng!*
The moment I swung down my slash, some kind of barrier appeared and blocked my sword. Is she now using a shield on top of her evasion skill? But this will also be broken someday, so I raised my sword again.
“Stop, human.”
“Please stop.”
— Suddenly, women appeared.
“What! Who are you!”
The moment I saw their swaying large breasts, I thought the dryads had come, but they were talking normally, and above all, their skin color was not light green but flesh-colored.
— *Paaat!*
I immediately distanced myself.
“Please cease your hostile actions.”
“Human, please restrain your anger.”
Behind them were gorgeous butterfly wings. And they were covering their major parts with something like leaves around their chest and lower body.
They are wearing clothes… Their bodies are also mature.
They look similar, but seeing that they are larger, are they higher-level fairies?
They were strangely closing their eyes, but they were looking at me as if they could still see, and they spread their arms as if protecting the fairy. They were wearing circlets made of vines.
— *Zhiing.*
A shield was created in front of them.
They seemed to be able to use defensive spells. They were using their beauty as beautiful women, but these bastards are also monsters.
Seeing that they are coming out defensively rather than offensively, they don’t seem to be very strong, but still, these unknown beings might have hidden cards.
“That won’t work. Get out of my way if you don’t want to die. The one I have business with is not you guys but that bastard.”
I immediately bluffed and guarded my surroundings. I didn’t see any other bastards besides these guys. Still, since these bastards appeared suddenly in the first place, there might be more ambushes.
— Then it’s a quick decision.
I’ll break the shield and smash them.
“Don’t think that barrier will protect you forever.”
“…”
As I approached, they frowned as if they were embarrassed. Then, one of them took off the necklace she was wearing and handed it to me.
“…I will give you this, so please forgive this incident.”
“What is that?”
It was a leather necklace with something like a green jewel attached to it.
“It is a necklace of our fairy clan. It is also valuable to humans, so please accept this and generously overlook this incident, human.”
What the fuck?
It seems that they are asking me to pay them a price and pretend not to know.
These bastards…!
They can talk!
“Okay!”
