## Chapter 1773 – Chronicles of a Black-Haired Foreigner – Goddess Ascension
“Aaaaaaaah!”
Wienia screamed and jumped up and down. Jiggle jiggle. Her breasts shook quite well. Truly, a spectacle of earth-shattering, mountain-uprooting force. Wienia now possessed goddess-level power.
Just shaking her breasts could shake the world. That’s the kind of force her breast-shaking possessed.
Of course, only I could see this beautiful sight. Only I could fully enjoy it.
“Blackie, hurry! Hurry and close the curtains! I have to see it myself!”
“Hehehe, Wienia. Calm down.”
“How can I calm down right now! Aaaaaaaah!”
Look at her getting angry over the rankings. I expected this. Well, it’s cute, but I hope she doesn’t get too upset.
“No, Wienia. It’s okay. It’s okay. Huh? This isn’t a big deal.”
This reservation ranking has a time limit. The numbers are rising sharply, but the speed is completely random. Sometimes it’s fast, sometimes it’s a little slow.
If you look at the overall time and average it out, it’s almost uniform, but if you break it down, there are clear ups and downs.
Plus, there are nine categories, so the rate of increase varies.
In that situation, cutting it off as soon as the time limit was reached meant that someone was bound to be last. If we hadn’t set a time limit and continued, the results might have been different. So, it’s purely luck.
“It’s because the reservation time was fixed. We don’t know what the result would have been if we had continued. Just think you were unlucky and got caught at the wrong time.”
“I know that! I’m just frustrated!”
“Wienia. What’s there to be frustrated about? It was just for fun anyway.”
“Y-yes, but…! Ugh! My heart aches, Blackie!”
“Come here, I’ll massage it for you.”
Wienia soothed the shock of being last.
“Hahaha! That’s right, Lady Wienia! It’s just luck because we cut it off right when the time limit was up! Don’t be too disheartened!”
“At least Ari avoided utter annihilation… but Wienia Unni was annihilated instead.”
“Kaaaaaaaah!”
Anyway, everyone seemed amused by Wienia’s screaming. I comforted her by massaging her breasts.
“Ah! Then hurry! Blackie! Announce first place! I want to see who’s number one!”
“No, Wienia. I’m telling you it’s just luck.”
If we had taken a month, maybe. But we just cut off the time abruptly, why are you so upset? You stingy goddess.
“Hey, hey. Stop talking and just reveal who’s in first place. Do you want to see your sisters-in-law’s insides churning?”
“Hurry up!”
“Mr. Katt, please hurry! I’m about to burst!”
“Alright! I’ll reveal first place!”
ㅡDrum roll!
After a moment of suspense, my wives stared at the screen with extreme concentration. Yeah. I’m not closing the curtains. I’ll tell you with my own voice.
“First place is Elise!!!”
The identity of first place was none other than Elise!
“It was Elise!”
“She’s in first place! Elise is!”
“Elise is number one?!”
Everyone exclaimed in surprise.
“M-me?!”
Elise, her face bright red, pointed to herself in bewilderment…! No! Her gesture is so cute!
“Lise! Lise! Elise! LiseLise Elise! Everyone! Let’s sing a song for Elise, who came in first place! LiseLise Elise!”
Immediately, they started singing!
“Yay! LiseLise Elise!”
“Lise Lise Elise!”
Starting with Hilde’s response, Claudie and Karin joined in the singing. Elise, her face bright red, simply lowered her head slightly and blushed.
“Elise! Elise is Divine number one!!!”
“W-well, it’s just luck, isn’t it? As you just explained… because the pre-orders suddenly ended! It just so happened that I was in first place at that moment!”
That’s right. Exactly. You know it well. Nevertheless, everyone aimed for first place.
“Hehehe, that’s true. But it was just for fun anyway. Elise. So, enjoy it for fun now.”
“Hmph… Yes! I understand! Then I will enjoy being in first place for fun!”
In my opinion, my wives’ charms are all number one. None of them are lacking.
From Claudie to Elise. All of them are women with goddess-level beauty and charm.
But I wonder what would have happened if this was the real, accurate ranking. Why is Elise, who has the smallest breasts, in first place, and Wienia, who has the biggest, in last place?
It would be a truly questionable result.
ㅡSwish.
But as if they had agreed in advance, everyone created bouquets of flowers and handed them to Elise. Elise was instantly buried in flowers.
“Alright! First place is taken care of! Hey! Hurry, hurry! Announce the next one!”
“Where should we start?”
“From the bottom!”
“Wow. Our Karin-nuna is full of confidence, huh?”
“Of course… because I’ll be in second place?”
“Ha! Don’t talk nonsense, Karin!”
“Bullshit! You’re definitely below me!”
Really?
“Alright! Then I’ll announce the next ranking! One place higher than Wienia, in eighth place! The main character is…!”
“Katt! Please! Stop stalling!”
“I feel like I’m suffocating…!”
Claudie and Kadia complained of pain.
Alright! I’ll do it right away!
“Eighth place is Ari!!!”
“Wow. At least I avoided last place.”
“Still, it’s not utter annihilation! Of course, it’s a random result!”
“Yes. I know.”
Tension rose again. Just as Karin was about to urge me on, I announced the results preemptively.
“Karin is seventh!!!”
“No way?! Hey, you bastard! What are you talking about!”
“Hehehe! Karin! You were indeed below me!”
“Hey, bullshit! That can’t be!”
“There’s no point in denying reality! Karin!”
Liz-nuna shouted happily, but.
“Liz is sixth!”
“Why! Why am I in sixth place!!!”
It was only one place different from Karin. At the same time, the remaining women’s expressions began to brighten. Whatever the case, they were in a safe zone.
“Hilde is fifth!”
“Wow! But I’m the Heavenly Demon Church’s Female Pope! Fifth place! Oh my god! The power of coincidence is too strong!”
“Kadia is fourth!”
“Ugh…! Fourth place! This Holy Maiden is from the kingdom’s top three beauties!”
Her disappointed expression is kind of cute.
“Risha is third!”
“Hmph…! This one is in third place! I’m not entirely satisfied! Then naturally, second place is!”
“Claudie! Claudie! You’re in second place!”
“Yeah, yeah! Mama is in second place!”
Anyway, that’s the end of the announcement.
ㅡClatter.
I immediately removed the curtain that had been covering the monitor.
The finalized rankings are as follows:
____________
1. Elise
2. Claudie
3. Risha
4. Kadia
5. Hilde
6. Liz
7. Karin
8. Ari
9. Wienia
____________
Of course, it’s just a result of chance. The initial stock was completely sold out, and this ranking was determined by the number of pre-orders with a time limit.
“Kaaaaaaaah!”
“Aaaaaaaah!”
Screams erupted from everywhere.
“Ah! Everyone, calm down! It’s just for fun! For fun!”
“That’s right! It’s just for fun, so everyone calm down! Lady Wienia! Please calm down!”
“Ugh…!”
We looked at the monitor for a long time and talked about the situation. Well, everyone was disappointed. But in the end, it was just a popularity vote for fun.
There’s no need to worry too much.
* * *
Of course, the excitement surrounding the sale of these goods wasn’t limited to our family. The internet was also buzzing with discussions about which queen was the most popular.
[Title: I can’t accept that Second Queen Wienia is in last place]
“Oh my god! Lady Wienia! Look at this post! Some admirable person is trying to take your side!”
“What?! Really!”
I came in to take a quick look at the internet’s reaction, and there was such a post. Wienia, delighted by Hilde’s words, quickly went to Hilde’s side and looked at the screen.
“Click it quickly!”
“Yes!”
ㅡClick!
The moment Hilde clicked.
[Actually, I agree lol I only bought Ninth Queen Elise’s goods]
“No way?! Who is this blasphemous bastard! Shit! Blackie! Blackieaaaaah! Hurry! Ban this guy!”
She’s really going crazy.
Why is Wienia so cute?
“I’m not the administrator of that bulletin board, how can I ban him?”
“Blackie, you’re a god! Just order it!”
“Hehehe, no. Wienia. I have my divine pride, do you think I should contact the internet site administrator and order them to ban this post?”
What kind of god does that?
“Blackie! It’s your wife Wienia asking! Hurry and do it for your wife!”
“Hehehe, uh. Still not doing it.”
“Aaaaaaaah!”
Wienia tore at her hair.
She should just ask me to touch her breasts.
“But really, Wienia. Don’t be too concerned about people’s reactions. It’s okay. What’s the problem?”
“Blackie. Can Blackie stand it if a random person on the street suddenly insults Blackie?”
“I’d punch them a few times. Wienia. This is different.”
“Kaaaaaaaah!”
“That’s it. Hilde. Keep Wienia from seeing the screen.”
“Yes!”
ㅡSwish!
Hilde immediately covered Wienia’s eyes.
“Let go! Let me go!”
“Lady Wienia needs time to calm down! Why are you doing this when it was just for fun!”
“I know that tooooo!”
It seems like Wienia needs more time to calm down. While calming Wienia down, I looked at other posts.
[Title: The National Farmers Association supports Sixth Queen Ari]
“Oh? This has 100,000 recommendations?”
“Look at it quickly!”
I went in.
A photo of hundreds of Ari’s portraits planted in farmland appeared.
“W-what is this?”
[Buffing the farmland]
“Oh my god! It’s Katt-nim’s buff! Buff! Hurry! We need to bring Ari here!”
“Okay!”
ㅡPoof!
I immediately summoned Ari!
“Ari, look! The farmers are celebrating you.”
“Wow. My portrait is being hung in farmland instead of a house.”
“Why are you so negative! Hilde! Quickly inject some positive energy into Ari!”
Let’s use this opportunity to make Ari an extrovert!
