Chapter 214 – DLC Episode 17 – What Kind of Stupid Talk Is This, Like My Childhood Friend Soon-Ae Is Pregnant?!!! Yes?!!!!
DLC Episode 17 – What kind of stupid talk is this, like my childhood friend Soon-ae is pregnant?!!! Huh?!!!!
Seohyun Yoo was unable to answer the barrage of questions from Seol Ha-rin and Lena.
As the students started whispering, the atmosphere became chaotic.
It was difficult to hold the briefing session any longer.
‘It can’t be pushed back like this…’ …’
In the end, we had no choice but to take special measures.
She sent her signal down the stage.
Then the bodyguards swarmed in and began to drag Seolharin and Lena away.
The bodyguards were all men.
“Put this down! Why are you dragging me out?!”
“Seohyun! It’s not too late! Let’s stop doing things like feminism and become a sow and enjoy the joys of women together!”
“…”
I took a sip of coffee from a tumbler while watching the two women being dragged away.
She calmly cooled her head.
Forced deportation after being pushed out of the debate…
It is true that it does not look good.
But what is more important than discussion, logic, truth, etc.
‘Death of the smell! And the leap forward of feminism… !’
I am willing to become a villain in order to achieve my goal.
Call me the Hitler of feminism… !!!
I continued my presentation with that twisted sense of mission.
“From now on, we will show you the excellence of paper weapons. “Paper weapons do not get wet, do not burn, and have passed durability tests involving thousands of impacts.”
Breast Seohyun handed over the PPT.
Contrary to the saying that it would be demonstrated in person, the demonstration was replaced with a video.
This is because there was a minor mistake in the last demonstration where a defective paper weapon became wet and mushy.
The students once again became agitated.
“They won’t believe me even if I show it in person, so I’m replacing it with a video?”
“No matter how much I think about it, it seems like they’re telling me to just go in with that thing and die.”
“I told you. Seohyun Yoo, that person is a spy. Are you trying to weaken the power of Korean heroes by splitting them up and forcing them to carry strange weapons?”
It was then.
A loud voice came from the back of the auditorium.
“Hey, hey!!! Paper weapons, what kind of stupid thing is that, like your childhood friend Soon-ae is pregnant?!!! Huh?!!!!”
A man who catches everyone’s attention with just one word.
“Why is it stupid that my childhood friend Soon-ae is pregnant… ?”
“Well, a smart female would abandon a weak cub like her childhood friend and get pregnant with the semen of this body!!!”
“What, what?!!!”
It was I, Taeyang Kim, who appeared.
‘I’m pissed…’
As soon as I entered the auditorium, I felt very bad.
Because feminism has infiltrated Ark?
Because they’re trying to spread trash like paper weapons?
Are Seohyun’s breasts bigger and uglier than expected?
No.
Things like that are probably good.
What I couldn’t stand was the state of PPT.
“Hey!!! What on earth is this defeat-addicted, mazo-inferior-male-like PPT?!!! The quality is super-bad!!!! Rather, hit the fucking Bonobono!!!!!”
Even in ARC’s first-year classes, I won’t make anything of this quality…
Even if it’s insincere, isn’t it too much?
“I-I didn’t make it!? “The lecture materials were just received from the department in charge!”
Meanwhile, Seohyun Yoo is avoiding responsibility.
Would you say this was also made by a man?
Well, I don’t want to hear any more excuses.
“Hey mini sow! Hurry up and turn it on!”
“Yes!”
Chloe plugged the USB into her laptop.
There was a bit of a fight between the sow accessing the presentation material and the security guards trying to stop it.
But who are the sows?
Ark’s highest honor student and a promising star in the Korean hero world.
There was no way a single bodyguard could stop it.
Dalkak.
Soon, the video prepared by Chloe was played instead of the PPT.
Sublingual tablets, Lena, Kuma.
It was a video containing the three trio’s dungeon performance.
“Wow!”
“It’s the former president’s party!”
“I guess it’s a strategy video!”
The atmosphere has changed.
Third-year student Seol Ha-jeong’s party is treated as a supernova in the world of heroes.
It was also quite popular in Ark.
The live performance of their strategy was quite valuable.
Seol Ha-jeong took away the microphone from Seohyun Bang.
“As you can see, it is very dangerous inside the dungeon. There are various toxic substances lurking around, including acidic liquid that can dissolve clothes. Is that all? The climate is also extremely harsh. There’s heat that burns your skin, cold that freezes your tears, and dungeons that feel like you’re going back and forth between the equator and the North Pole every 10 minutes. “Can a weapon made of paper survive in such an environment?”
Videos related to toxic substances and bad weather were played.
It was not a live strategy video, but a video of survival and battles in various dungeons.
“Apart from the environment, there are many problems. Can a weapon made of paper really withstand attacks from monsters?”
“The durability test is already…”
“Are you talking about the KC certification obtained from a private company? Certification based on such patterns is not suitable for weapon durability testing.”
A monster appeared in the video.
When the giant troll swung his club, Lena blocked the attack with the machine gun she was holding.
“Can a paper weapon even block an attack from such a huge troll?”
The students all exclaimed in exclamation.
This is because a dragon appeared in the video.
Bone Dragon.
The guy was running towards the camera at a frightening speed.
“Can paper weapons withstand the jaw force of a dragon?”
“…”
No one could answer.
This is because the dragon seen in the video looked so vivid.
‘Just looking at it makes my hands sweat.’
‘It really feels like we’re going to crash.’
‘What happens to the cameraman?’
Everyone was momentarily immersed in the sight of the hideous and gigantic bone dragon rushing towards them.
Kiaaaaah!!!
A terrible roar rang out.
Finally, the Bone Dragon collided with the camera.
At that moment,
Kwahiah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah -ah ─────────── !!!!
The walls of the main auditorium were shattered and the Bone Dragon appeared!
“Wow!! Oh my god!!! It feels so real!!! What kind of 4D video is that?!!!”
“Of course it doesn’t feel real, you idiot!!!! Because it’s real!!!!!”
“What the fuck?!!!!!!!!!!”
The real Bone Dragon that shattered the wall and appeared.
The guy snatched the paper weapon that Seohyun Bang was holding and swallowed it.
“Aaaaah!!!!
She was almost fainting.
Either way, Bone Dragon chewed the paper weapons piled up on one side and spat them out.
Weapons were quickly reduced to waste paper.
“Hey. Did you see it? Are you sane to fight over waste paper like this? Huh?”
“Behind, there’s a monster behind!!”
Behind Kim Tae-yang, Hydra spewed acid.
“Huh?”
The speed at which the acid dissolved the clothes was very fast.
“Hey! “You have a body worthy of the nickname, right?!”
“Ouch!! Poetry, stop eye rape!!!”
She sits down, covering her body.
At that time, her body trembled.
Like a person who needs to urinate…
*
It is an unrealistic situation.
Suddenly a dragon pops out in the video.
The monsters actually appeared and poured acid.
His clothes melted, and his naked body was exposed to the world.
Seohyun Bang was confused.
And he felt like he was going to die of shame.
‘I can see this stupid big lump of fat…’ … !’
Big breasts were her complex.
She sat down, covering her chest with her arms.
But the next moment.
‘Oh, urine…’ … ?!’
A crazy urge came over me.
It’s something I’ve never felt in my life.
‘Why, why does it have to be like this?!’
It literally felt like my bladder was going to burst.
It was dangerous, as if someone would just touch it and everything would spill out.
Still, you have to move.
I have to go to the bathroom.
You can’t urinate naked in front of everyone… !
The moment she took a step.
Several images flashed in my mind.
Gurgling…
A pouring waterfall.
Wow-!
A fire hose spewing a strong stream of water.
Slam!
A tsunami that soaks the whole world…
“Ah…”
Soon it started pouring from underneath her as well.
‘I cummed…’ …’
It is a moment of mixed emotions.
‘Is this the graduation ceremony of my life?’
‘I’ll never be able to stand in front of a camera from now on, right?’
‘What am I going to do for a living now?’
Even though I am worried about such thoughts,
‘I want to start it, I want it to start… ♡’
‘Peeing while naked feels weird… ♡♡♡’
Kyun-♡
I couldn’t hide how good my uterus felt.
*
I had a dream.
It was a dream about urinating naked in the Ark auditorium while all the students were watching.
In that situation, my nipples stood erect, and my uterus felt like it was popping, so it was a ridiculous dream.
A truly absurd and ridiculous dream.
Okay. It was a dream.
Somehow.
I got excited while peeing…
Because it was a dream, I got excited in such a ridiculous situation.
“Chairman! Are you okay?”
“This place…”
It was an eye-opening hospital.
Feminist comrades were looking on with worried eyes.
“Why am I here?”
“You lost consciousness during the briefing session…”
“Information session? No way… !”
Seohyun breast checked her smartphone.
Search term: breast Seohyun urine
2,383 search results.
“…”
Pissing naked in front of everyone? Absolutely no way!
It wasn’t unreasonable-?!!?!!!?!
Seohyun Bang was silent for a while.
Even my feminist comrades just whimpered.
“Don’t cry.”
“Chairman…”
For some reason, I felt calm.
Is this the calmness of a human being who has gone as far as he can go?
It was so relaxed that it even made a mockery of the world.
“I’ll get up in a moment.”
“Chairman? You still need to rest…”
“I have somewhere to go urgently.”
Breast Seohyun taking care of her outerwear.
She headed to her nearby buffet.
*
Seohyun Bang wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a scarf.
She caught the employee while going around the food table.
“Are there no pig’s feet here?”
The female employee made eye contact and asked meaningfully.
“Are you looking for regular pig’s feet? “Are you a mini-bul tribe?”
Seohyun Bang answered while lowering her sunglasses.
“Naengchae pig’s feet will rule the world.”
“… “Please follow me this way.”
That was the secret code of the feminist association.
Seohyun Bang boarded the elevator going down to the basement.
There was a diving suit and oxygen tank inside.
“…”
A slightly frightened expression.
She swallowed her dry saliva and put on her wetsuit.
Ding-
After going down for a while, the door of the elevator opened.
A place where the lighting is dark and difficult to see.
It is a place where the sound of sloshing water and the fishy smell are terrible.
It’s like an artificially created deep sea.
Splash!
I threw myself into the black water.
Her body is endless
Down,
Down,
It fell slowly.
Only very faint lighting illuminates the waterway.
It seems like there is nothing in the water.
Huuuuung-!
Clearly something is swimming fast.
It’s also an extremely large creature.
Feeling threatened, Seohyun Yoo tried to find the creature.
Each time, the giant monster created a huge splash from behind Seohyun Bang.
“Wow… !”
I was swept away by the current and lost my direction.
‘It won’t work! I need to get out… !’
Just when it’s about to surface again.
-Do you want power?
The voice of ‘it’ was heard.
-Do you want true feminism to come to this world?
That’s right.
That is exactly what Seohyun Yoo wants.
Creating a society led by women.
A society where women are superior to men!
Women are better at exercising!!
Women are better at math!!!
Women occupy all high positions!!!!
A society where women who are crazy about their sexual desires rape men indiscriminately!!!!!
‘Yes. I want… !’
The moment I thought that.
A huge monster appeared from behind.
The shark’s mouth is wide open.
The diameter alone was much larger than Seohyun Yoo’s height.
Something as dark as the abyss was trying to swallow Seohyun Bang.
-My name is Megalodon.
Her identity is the constellation of feminism.
Megalodon.
-I will give you a reversal of women and men…
Kwasik!
A monster-like maw swallowed Seohyun Bang.
