Chapter 83 – ‘Holy’ Ellis’ Day (４)
Auditorium
As you can see from the name of the auditorium, it is ‘very’ large.
Because it was the largest building in the ‘Divine Academy’ in terms of size.
Even if all the students and their food were spread out, there would still be enough space.
“Ah… It’s finally over.”
Evelyn stretched out and shook her head and said.
“Why does ‘just one last word’ keep coming out?”
“That’s right… But, now I just have to eat the Holy Communion and that’s it.”
‘Holy Communion’Even so, nothing particularly special comes out.
Low-alcohol wine and light snacks were served.
-What if I give students alcohol when there is still afternoon lecture left?
Anyway, the reason we sent them to school on ‘Elise’s Day’ was so that we could pray together in the main auditorium…
There was no problem because the professors knew that alcohol was consumed during Holy Communion, and as an unspoken rule, afternoon classes were for self-study.
“What? You don’t look very bored. “I thought about 10 hours had passed.”
“No, I was bored to death too.”
In fact, as Ibelin said, it wasn’t that boring, perhaps because she talked with Monk Yuri, who was sitting on the podium as a ‘candidate for sainthood,’ with her eyes.
‘Master!! ‘Juris is here!!’
He made eye contact with her, but when she looked away, he twitched and asked her to look, like a real puppy.
‘…Isn’t Yuris actually a beastman?’
If you trace your lineage back, there will definitely be beastmen among your ancestors.
“Ian, but are you going to drink?”
“What about a light drink? “What about you, Evelyn?”
“You eat and drink.”
“Okay, then I’m going to go to the bathroom for a moment.”
“Yes, come quickly. “I’ll stay with Estelle.”
“…Come back. “Ian.”
“Uh? “When did you two become so close?”
She was surprised.
I was hoping that the two of them would become friends, but I thought they were still friends of friends and only talked when I was their intermediary…
Now that I see it, it seems like we have become real friends.
“What are you complaining about?”
“Complaints are just because it looks good.”
“Joy! “Go to the bathroom quickly.”
“Okay, Evelyn. Estelle. I will be back.”
“…Huh. “Come back.”
Jeopuk- Jeopuk-
While all the students were enjoying Holy Communion, I quietly left the auditorium.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): ㅇㄷ?
ㄴSacred Power Storage Tank■: I’m on a forest path behind the main auditorium!!
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): ㅇㅋ. Right away
As I was informed, I entered the trail and saw Monk Yuris wearing a nun’s uniform.
“Uris.”
“Master!!!”
Wadadadadat-!!
As soon as I called his name, Monk Yuris ran towards me with his arms outstretched.
-Stop!!!
I had a brief desire to say… But I just watched it because it was so cute.
Come on-!!
Even though it was covered in bandages, it was Monk Yuris’ breast that perfectly served as a soft cushion.
“Ugh…Master…!Master…!”
“Uris, I told you to call me Ian outside. “What are you going to do if someone hears it?”
“Ugh… I’m sorry… No one was there… So I thought it would be okay…”
“Ha… I can’t help it. Okay. “Now call me master, bitch.”
“Ah! Yes…Sseuhum…Ha…!!”
Swoosh- Swoosh-
“You bitch. “Do you like your master that much?”
“Yes… I like it… Master… I would like to meet you… Every day…”
“It will happen someday.”
“Yes… Hehe… When… Definitely… Ah! Master, here! “Get a gift!!”
Sook-!
Monk Yuri put his hand inside his clothes, pulled out a long gift box from between his chest, and handed it to me.
The box still has body heatIt was warm, heavy, and quite large.
‘…Is it really big?’
After all, does he have a big heart just because he has a large sacred power storage capacity?
I would be happy to receive anything, but I was excited to see the box being much larger than I expected.
“Is it okay if I open it now?”
“Yes!! Are you okay!!”
Monk Yuris said That surpasses heart chocolate.The best giftSo I couldn’t even imagine it.
Squeak-! Jjiik-!
I carefully opened the packaging…
“…?”
It was too big to be called Tanghulu.
It was extremely big, thick, heavy, and ‘cucumber’.
…Yes, it was literally ‘Oi Tanghulu’.
“Uh, how are you!!! , Which is sold in a limited edition of just 5 pieces every year to commemorate Alice’s Day.‘Super Miracle Giant Cucumber Tanghulu’Yes!! Well, I had a really hard time finding it. Haha!!”
It was so weird that you thought it might be a joke, but what was even more surprising was that they sold it in a store.
‘…Am I crazy?’
A world where things like this are sold for money…
In fact, wouldn’t it be right for this world to be destroyed?
“Mmm, try it!!! Master!!! “S-really… It’s going to be delicious!!!”
Monk Yuris spoke to me with extremely serious eyes, drool dripping from his mouth.
‘…Okay.’
Isn’t Monk Yuris saying something like that?
Actually, I just had a prejudice, but it could have been very delicious.
Kwasik-!
…What should I say.
I expected it, but you don’t necessarily have to eat trash to know it’s trash.
Every time I chewed a cucumber, the lukewarm vegetable juice and the sweet taste of sugar attacked my taste buds without any harmony in my mouth.
‘I want to spit it out.’
This was a crime.
Here was an inhumane result that showed no respect for the ingredients.
If the person he was dealing with wasn’t monk Yuri, he would have gotten angry and told him not to play with his food.
“Ahhh!!! Oh, how do you feel!! It’s delicious!!…Boo…I’m jealous…I’ve only tried regular cucumber tonghuru and never tried the ‘Super Miracle Giant’ version…But it looks delicious…It’s really…So…Delicious. ..”
Surprisingly, judging from the current conversation, it seemed like Monk Yuris often eats cucumber soup.
‘…Okay. A person this cute may have lost his sense of taste!’
Even the angelic Monk Yury could not be perfect since he was still human.
“The bitch…Even if she wants to make it herself, it’s hard to find cucumbers of that size…And besides, those cucumbers aren’t ordinary cucumbers!…At the pretty vegetable contest held by the Yellow Pansy family…”
Chatter- Chatter-
After that, Monk Yury continued to talk a lot about ‘Cucumber Tanghulu’, but I didn’t hear a word of it.
‘I can’t eat it!!!’
My mind was racing with thoughts about what to do with this ‘monster’.
I ate the first bite because I didn’t know it, but I couldn’t take the second bite.
…You take it with you to eat later and secretly throw it away?
Are you telling me to throw away the gift that Monk Yuris gave me?
This is ridiculous.
‘…Shit!!’
Isn’t this a gift full of affection for me, even if it’s such a weirdo!!
But…
I couldn’t understand why they gave me ‘Cucumber Tanghulu’ instead of ‘Chest Chocolate’.
“…Ah…Um…Master?…Do you…Don’t like…The…Gift…Prepared by…The bitch…? “Did I give it to you for no reason?”
Then, Monk Yulis spoke to me with a depressed expression.
“No… That can’t be possible. “I like it very much.”
“Ah!! Yes, that’s right!! The hard preparation was worth it!!! Then, I promised to give you a heart chocolate next year… Again the next year…”
“Cucumber soup is delicious enough, but I think I like chocolate better. I would be grateful if you prepared me with chocolate for the rest of my life.”
“Ah? “Sssss…
“…But you’re a bitch. You say you haven’t tried this? “Do you want to try it?”
Since I can’t eat it or throw it away, there is only one solution.
-Feed it to Yuris!
“Nenet?!?!! Ah, ah, no… No!… No!… That… Actually… A little bit?.. Really… Very… A little bit… Ugh, I’m curious. “I’ve heard that it’s so, so, so delicious… So… But… It’s not good… I can’t stand it…”
“Want some?”
When I shook Oitanghuru, Monk Yuris shook his head.
“Uuuuuinginging!!…Ah…No!…I gave it to you as a gift!…And…That bitch…Buying…Getting fat. “But…I’ve been eating too much lately, so I’ve gained a little weight…”
Now that I think about it, Monk Yuris said that he ate all that huge chocolate yesterday.
‘Do you have a big appetite?’
Sigh-
“Huangaa?!..Lord, master?!”
When I touched his stomach, Monk Yuris made a startled sound and took a step back.
“I don’t think you gained weight?”
“Ah…!!..That…It…Is…Okay…Bitches…Normally…If…They…Eat…A lot…They won’t gain…Other places…My breasts…Just got bigger…”
“…”
Monk Yuris’ remarks a little while ago were a bit disturbing even to me, a man.
“…Don’t talk about that anywhere else, bitch. “Only do it in front of your master.”
“Hehe, I won’t! But the owner sometimes feels like the director…Huh!?”
Sigh-
As I brought the cucumber Tanghur closer to his nose, Monk Yuri made an expression as if he had seen my dick.
“Hah…!Hah!…Ah…I’m not covering you!…Lord…Master!…Ugh…This…This…!”
“…You want to eat, right?”
“Gulp!…But…But…Ah…No!…Ah…Ugh…!”
“Even if your mouth says so, your body is honest?”
I placed the cucumber soup on Monk Yuuri’s lips, which were full of saliva.
“…Ah!…Ugh!…Ha…Ugh..!…Ugh…!…Ah, I’m not..But…Ugh…”
Naelum─
Monk Yuri finally seemed to be unable to bear it anymore and stuck out his tongue and started licking it.
“Hmm… Ugh… Squeak… Suffocate…!”
“Ha, a bitch sucking without permission… Does it taste that good to the owner?”
“Uuuuu! …I’ll just lick it…!!… I won’t… Eat it…!!”
“Bitch…You can eat it.”
“Ah!…Ugh!…Ah!…Keueuuuuut!!…Ah, the eyepatch…Master…Master!…It’s a gift!…There…There… Eh!!..Ah..The bitch…When…The breasts…Get…Big again! …I want to eat it…!”
The sight of Monk Yuuri licking the cucumber tanghulu gave me a strange feeling and made me want to take a step back, but…
It’s already been quite some time since he said he had to go to the bathroom.
If I delayed any longer, Evelyn and Estelle might come looking for me.
‘…I’ll do it later, for now.’
I whispered a victory spell in Lord Yuris’s ear.
“…It’s the master’s order. Eat.”
“Ah!..Ugh!…Ah…Kkkk!…Yes…Lord…Master…Because…It’s an order!…Uh, what can I do… “There is nothing… Right?”
Swish-!
Monk Yuuri, with sparkling eyes, took Tanghulu from my hand almost as if snatching it away.
Wow!
“Keueuuuuux!!!…Huuuuu!!!…It’s delicious!!!”
“Yes, yes, you are eating well, my bitch.”
“…Ugh!! “Actually, I shouldn’t eat it because it’s a gift from my master… Yum yum!!… I can’t help it because my master ordered it… Yum yum…!!”
Monk Yuris, who said he had no choice, smiled brightly and chewed the cucumber soup eagerly.
“Delicious?”
“Yes! It’s so delicious!!! It really tastes super miracle!!! Great!! It’s thrilling!! It’s always new!! Of course, cucumber tanghulu is the best!! Haha!! I already ate half of it. Lord, master… I… Really… This is… Everything. Is it okay to eat it?”
“…Of course. “I’m happier when the bitch eats something delicious than when I eat something delicious.”
“Hauuuuu? … W-Is this… Heaven… Yum yum…”
I made my decision as I watched the monk Yuuri eating ‘Oitanhuru’ with an expression that made him look like he was about to ascend to heaven.
“…Yes, the bitch is happy, so the owner is happy too.”
If I marry Monk Yuris, I will never allow him to enter the kitchen.
