Chapter 6 – It’s a Chicken Coop… (2)
Bang!
ㅇㅇ hit the desk hard (154.55) = Elfriede cried out.
“Who is this damn bastard that calls me a chicken coop!!”
Of course, there is no confirmation that ㅇㅇ (74.812) is a demon.
But it doesn’t matter.
Elfriede was certain that he must be a demon, seeing as he spoke in such an unreasonable manner.
“Really, even if I block that bastard, he always changes his IP!! Ah! Really! “Where did I look to find a chicken coop!!”
Elves, especially high elves, are a race that ages very slowly, but their faces start to show signs of wear after they reach the age of 240.
But what I saw in the mirror now was a very cute, green-haired high elf without any fine wrinkles.
“Look! How fresh! I would believe it if you said you were 15!! But the chicken coop? Chicken coop?!! Haha… Mr… I really should have covered it up properly then…”
Elfriede, recalling memories of her past, sat down in her place and pulled out her hair.
Three years ago, the problem was that while verifying her birthday, her date of birth was not properly erased.
[Author: ㅇㅇ(154.55)]
[Wow~ Today is the cute high school girl’s birthday~][11]
(Identification card with her year of birth roughly erased.)
Everyone, we wish high school girl Jean a happy birthday~
Baby Nepmi■: Happy birthday! Mite! The mites will grow up quickly and will no longer be mites! Mite!!
Flame Sandwich■: Raw cattle ㅊㅊㅊㅊㅊ
ㅇㅇ(113.111): Congratulations. Tell me your address and I’ll send you a gift.
Perhaps because it has been active for a long time with the concept of a high school girl, there were quite a lot of comments for Yudong, who received relatively less attention than Gonic.
ㄴ Eung-ae, thank you for the happy birthday~
ㄴ Firework Sandwich, thank you for the happy birthday too~
ㄴ Hawaii~ High school girl Jean’s address is a secret~
If you reply appropriately like that, you are farming attention.
ㅇㅇ(74.801): Huh? Guys, am I the only one who finds this strange?
ㄴㅇㅇ(113.111): What? It’s your birthday today.
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.801): No, look at the year of birth, not the birthday. If you check carefully after deleting it, you can see it slightly, but it says he was born in 1986.
B Virgin taster■: Huh? Wait a minute… This year is 1023 in the Chinese calendar… So if you do the math…
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(113.111): ?
“…!!!”
As soon as I saw the comment, I deleted the post in less than a second, but a sniping post was posted right away.
[Author: ㅇㅇ(74.801)]
[Breaking News] Yudong, who had the concept of a high school girl, confirmed to be at least 137 years old haha] [24]
(Identification card with year of birth roughly erased.JPG)
(Identification card uploaded with the year of birth restored.JPG)
The top is the original and the bottom is my restoration. Look at the year of birth. Somehow, no matter how much I used the concept of a high school girl, there was a smell that couldn’t be hidden in the writing.
ㅇㅇ (113.111): Hmm… Isn’t 137 years old too old? Couldn’t he just be 37? It’s still possible at 37, but…
ㄴ ㅇㅇ (74.812): ㄴㄴ I did my best to cover the first digit, but 9 is definitely not the number. It’s 8 or 7, but it’s not like I’m going to die after I’m 237.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ (113.111): Hmm… I’m 137 years old and the concept of a high school girl is a bit difficult… Unfortunately, my wife was eliminated.
ㅇㅇ (53.71): Still, isn’t she an elf at 137 years old? If you’re an elf, isn’t it okay to not age anyway?
Virgin taster■: But it’s a chicken coop…
ㄴ ㅇㅇ (53.71): What does chicken coop mean?
ㄴVirgin Appraiser■: (Link) Check this out
ㄴㅇㅇ (53.71): haha
ㄴVirgin Appraiser■: Do you still want to be an elf?
ㄴㅇㅇ(53.71): Ah! Get rid of the chicken coop!!!
“Aaaaa!!”
Elfriede, recalling that moment, screamed again.
“What if the 237-year-old gets a little dirty! “I’m 23 years old in human years!!”
The average lifespan of a high elf is 500 years, so assuming that the average lifespan of humans, the most numerous race in the world, is 50 years, this means that he is only 23 years old.
“And why do you believe the bullshit that elves smell like chicken coops!!”
Elfriede lifted his arm and put his nose to his armpit and sniffed.
Of course, it only had a fresh scent like lemongrass.
“Ah! Really! “It’s all because of that trashy meme!!”
Until a few years ago, the accepted opinion was that elves were pretty regardless of whether they were 100 or 200 years old…
After some bastard posted a ridiculous meme saying that elves smell like chicken coops [Elf = Chicken Coop]This formula has spread throughout the gallery.
Kwaang-!!
“If I find the bastard who made the real meme, I’ll kill half of him… How dare you make an elf into that kind of image?”
“What is going on, Grand Elder?”
“Ah! Three elders! I told you not to open the door without permission! And don’t call him Grand Elder! When was the last time you kicked me out for not being a major elder? “It’s still Grand Elder Taryeong!!”
“But Grand Elder, the loud noise keeps coming…”
“…Hey, Elder Three.”
The three elders tensed up at Elfriede’s suddenly lowered voice.
“Yes…”
“Just keep calling me Grand Elder. If you keep getting on my nerves, I’ll have a campfire at the World Tree before going to the academy. All right?”
“…All right.”
“Yes…? It’s strange… Do the three elders of the elf tribe use respectful language to an ordinary 19-year-old high elf?”
“I understand.”
“Great. “Then let’s go out quickly.”
“…Ha.”
The three elders let out a deep sigh and closed the door as they saw Elfriede waving her hand like a child.
‘How on earth did this happen?’
Elfriede wasn’t like that from the beginning.
Elfryde, as her name suggests, was once the light and hope of the elves.
‘I miss the old days…’
500 years ago, when the empire was still called a kingdom, the elves were great.
The animal-smelling beastmen were born with an affinity for spirits that they could not obtain even after waking up from death.
Unlike humans, who look like hairless monkeys and cannot even climb trees, they have excellent physical abilities and a long lifespan.
It is only natural that elves are the most excellent race in the world and are superior to any other race.
But unfortunately, a lot has changed since the appearance of the rootless demon cubs 300 years ago.
They were short and dark-skinned, spreading strange technologies such as magic engineering, metallurgy, and farming… When they came to their senses, the people had already multiplied like cockroaches.
Then, even though the number of people increased, they began to criticize the elves by saying that it was no longer a kingdom but an empire!
How dare humans be dogged by elves!
What a terrible and terrible situation!
At a time when many elves were in shock and fear, thinking that the era of elves was over.
As if to prove that the World Tree did not abandon the elves, it bestowed upon them an immortal genius.
Elfriede Carlella
The hope of the elven world, who was born with affinity for all four major attribute spirits, and signed a contract with all four major high-level spirits before she was even 100 years old!
‘It’s possible with Elfriede!’
The four elders who remember the glory days have in their hearts the slogan ‘Make the Elves Great Again!’ And serve Elfriede as the elders in extreme secrecy to avoid being checked by other races, so that they can make a contract with the Spirit King. All resources were poured into it.
However, five years ago, she changed after Elfriede, who had been cultivating her affinity in the World Tree to make a contract with the Spirit King as usual, said she saw something strange.
From that day on, little by little, I started using vulgar words that only other races would use, such as ‘told’ or ‘old man’…
At some point, ‘Those below intermediate level are prohibited from using magic elevators below the 7th floor., ‘Under 100 years old, no walking with hands in her pockets’ They began to openly ridicule and ignore the long-standing rules of the same elf.
The elders, who valued discipline as much as they had lived, were quite shocked, but they still could not give up on Elfriede.
The only one who had a chance of making a contract with the Spirit King was Elfriede.
‘Let’s hold on for now! Just make a contract and the era of elves will come again!’
Believing that, I tried to appease and appease him as much as I could, and held Elfriede inside the World Tree.
And finally, a year ago, when Elfriede succeeded in her contract with the Spirit King of Flame and even achieved her complete transformation with the Primordial Flame.
The elders cheered that it was finally time to ‘make the elves great again.’
…It was a big mistake.
[Resignation]
ㅗ I hit him because he was such a dick.
The very next day after signing the contract with the Spirit King, Elfriede beat up her elder.
Naturally, the elf elders were shocked.
“You quit being a great elder! This is impossible! “What is the world about to become?”
“I knew it would be like this! “I guess we’ve raised Elfriede too much!”
“Tsk, tsk, back in my day, I couldn’t even step on the shadows of adult elves…Tsk, tsk, anyway, the younger ones these days…”
“Even if this elder is a high elf, wouldn’t it be a bit much to call him young at 240 years old?”
“Kid! That’s not the point now! Think about how you can persuade Elfriede again!”
“…Well, is there any other way? If words don’t work, the only way is to force them to listen. “Didn’t we all grow up like that in our time?”
“But you made a contract with the Spirit King, so how can you stop it by force?”
“Even though we signed a contract, isn’t Elfriede just a greenhouse flower that grows only within the World Tree? “If our four elders with extensive combat experience join forces, we will be able to overwhelm them.”
“Um…Three Elders, but still…Times have changed, but using violence is okay.”
“Elder Il, I know you care about Elfriede, but now is the moment for you to make a decision. And you think of it as a ‘hawk of love’ rather than violence.”
“Ha, I understand. But…”
“Yes, we have to be careful not to hurt Elfriede too much. Even though she has bad habits, isn’t Elfriede a great treasure to us elves?”
So, four elders gathered together to deal with Elfriede.
…The results came out in an instant.
Grumbling—!
“Hey, elders, I’m only going to end this because I’m afraid if I do more, the old people will go crazy…”
Contractor of Ifrit, the Spirit King of Flame.
A high elf born with the blessings of the World Tree.
“If I bother you one more time, will the World Tree really get hot?”
Even though Elfriede Carlella was strong, she was too strong.
