Chapter 119 – Can You Show Me Your Dick Just Once (1)
“Ah-oh! This fucking bastard…!!”
Elfriede huffed and walked towards the main gate of her academy.
It seemed like she was going to get angry.
For the past few months, she has been living at the academy and making sure to
Only dead bastards are good bastards
I learned that it is not.
It was hard to believe, but among bastards, there were definitely good bastards, evil bastards, bastards who were good at studying, bastards who were idiots, etc.
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.803): It smells the same as the chicken coop at our school in Canff…
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.835): (Con with a distorted face saying it’s a chicken coop…)
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.816): Wow, the smell of dog poop…
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.856): (Con with a distorted face saying, “It’s rotten…”)
However, I wanted to make that damned bastard who often starts arguments while using VPN to be nice.
‘How on earth do you run a VPN like that?’
In fact, most people who are smart enough to know how to use a VPN do not have any special methods.
If you write a text while maintaining a different magic pattern than usual, your IP will naturally change.
But if you ask me if I can do it like a bastard just because I know how…
Elfriede’s answer is
NO
It was.
Knowing the method and executing it were completely different stories.
Browsing while using a VPN was like playing the piano with your right hand and the violin with your left hand.
This is how difficult it is to simply write one article.
… Moreover, to constantly change IPs and spread the word like that required tremendous magical power, like playing an orchestra all by yourself.
‘Fuck, then does it make sense that a bastard has better magic manipulation skills than me? I’m a contract of the Spirit King?… No, shit… Am I really a ‘dragon’ or something?’
「Dragon」
The devil of the present era was so insignificant that it was difficult to compare it to the ‘Dark Ages’.
However, even these demons were sealed by the church, considering them a threat to humanity.
So how was humanity able to survive in the ‘Dark Ages’ when demons ran rampant in their prime?
The answer was simple.
Before Goddess Ellis descended to this earth, she was the guardian of mankind
‘Dragon’
It was only thanks to the existence of
I had no idea that a ‘dragon’ that could stand on equal footing with demons in its heyday would be capable of manipulating magical power at such an absurd level.
‘Haa… But that can’t be possible!!’
Elfriede shook her head and sighed briefly.
It’s been a long time since the race called ‘Dragon’ became extinct in the first place, and even if there was only one left, there was no way ‘Dragon’, who was the protector of humanity, would have written something like that.
‘In the end, the only ones capable of doing something like that are bastards… Do bastards have that level of skill?’
My head became complicated.
The only race that would do something like that were bastards, but Elfriede’s pride did not want to admit that bastards had more magical power manipulation skills than she did.
‘Ah… I’m really dizzy. And who is a slut? My first kiss… I only had my kiss recently…’
As she continued her stream of consciousness, Elfriede’s face turned slightly red as she remembered the kiss with Ian.
-Pay in advance.
I certainly didn’t expect Ian to come out so boldly.
‘Ah… My heart is pounding again… But… What is senior doing these days?’
Elfriede pursed her lips.
Although she said she would care, she quietly lost contact.
She didn’t like it because she felt like she was being treated as a convenient tool, only contacting her when she needed it, but…
The problem was that when I saw her face, that irritation disappeared.
‘… He’s so fucking handsome…’
Ian’s appearance makes even the heart of Elfriede, who grew up among high elves, race.
Even though he didn’t seem to be taking much care of it, that was about it.
If Ian starts managing in earnest, what will happen…
Tooung─!
“Ahh!”
“Mud!”
Elfriede, who had been lost in her delusion, felt a sudden shock and frowned.
“Soil… Sssss…
The cause of her shock was a black man whose name she did not know.
“…”
If she were her usual Elfriede, she would have passed by without paying much attention.
Objectively speaking, Elfriede didn’t have a good personality, but she wasn’t so mean that she got angry when the person she bumped into accidentally apologized.
But the bastard I bumped into…
‘
Popoling Spyria
’ Was unlucky.
After all, Elfriede’s bastard-hating quotient had reached its limit because she had been raising her stomach all night.
“… Whew.”
Of course, reason remained in Elfriede.
Even if the other person is a bastard, isn’t it okay to take out one’s anger for no reason?
‘I know… I know…’
Whining-!!
Elfriede’s tightly clenched fist cried out.
The bastard in front of me is ‘
Bad bastard
’!
Break that bastard’s pot right now!
“…”
Of course, the only evidence I had was my ‘gut feeling’, so I had no intention of doing anything.
There wasn’t…
“… Tsk. I’m surprised. Hey, go to a bright place from now on.”
“Yes, yes, yes, sorry…”
“You can’t see the black thing because the bastard jumps out of the dark.”
Instead of using her violence, Poporing opened her eyes and clenched her fists as Elfriede muttered to herself as if to listen.
Whining-!!
If it were normal for Poporing, even if she heard something like that, she would have passed it over, thinking to herself, ‘That’s just what you guys are.’
However, Poporing also stayed all night ‘
Just say kind words■
’ And as a result, disgust has soared among the elf race!
At first glance, the inferiority complex deep inside Poporing’s heart exploded at the sight of her partner, who seemed somehow classy, unlike herself, who was wearing a stretched-out t-shirt.
That’s why…!!
“Hey! Take back that statement! Don’t you know that racial discrimination is not permitted under imperial law? I am not a bastard, I am a demon! “Especially within this sacred academy, making racist remarks such as bastards is grounds for punishment!”
‘I want to say…’
But Poporing was too shy to say that out loud, so she could only say one word.
“The chicken man…”
Even the words that Poporing managed to utter were not said openly like Elfriede.
As the distance increased considerably while I was running the simulation in my head, I calculated that I wouldn’t be able to hear anything at the level of a low whisper.
… I thought so.
Stand tall-!!
“… Mud. Mud!?!”
That is, until El Friede, who stopped walking as soon as she said the word ‘chicken coop,’ spewed out murder.
Hodadadak-!!
After a while, Poporing, who had run away until her heart was about to burst, caught her breath, shaking her large breasts that did not match her small body.
“Huh… Huh… Huh…!!. Haha…”
Instinct spoke.
If I had been caught by that elf, it wouldn’t have ended well.
“… I almost got into big trouble… How… How did I hear that… Ugh… Well… I guess it’s because Kanpra has big ears… But… W… Where am I…”
Poporing turned his head and looked around.
I couldn’t even tell where I was because I was running away like crazy.
Tuk!
“Soil profits!?!”
At that time, Poporing screamed as a hand grabbed his shoulder from behind.
“S-sorry!!… I… I… Didn’t… Do that… I… Just… Saved… My life…”〈 Br〉
“Calm down. Are you okay?”
“Uh… Huh? “Ian?”
Poporing, who saw Ian’s face, lost strength in his legs and almost fell down.
I was so glad I wasn’t captured by that monstrous elf.
“Long time no see. President. I guess I surprised you. “He was out of breath, so I talked to him to see if something was wrong.”
“Oh… No… That… That… So… Chicken…”
“Chicken…?”
Poporing, who was about to say the word chicken coop out of reflex, swallowed his words.
Chicken coop was always a term for chicken farming.
There was no way Ian, an ordinary person, could understand.
“All… Ah, the hen chased after me.”
“A hen? Did he escape from the chicken coop?”
“… I guess… Look…”
Ian, who tilted his head for a moment in response to Poporing, opened his mouth again.
“But boss, what happened to the academy…”
“Ah… That… That… That… Ah, no…”
When I asked this out loud, it was a pop-up ring where no one asked me to show my dick.
Then, as if he misunderstood Poporing’s hesitation, Ian clapped his hands.
“Ah! “You came to collect credit.”
“Oh, that’s not it… No, that’s not it… I should get the credit value as well…”
“I’m sorry for keeping you waiting. I was already planning to visit on the weekend, but just a moment…”
Swoosh─
“Here is the credit value. It really helped me a lot. Thank you.”
“Do… Help…?”
What on earth did you do to be of such ‘help’?
Of course, the items made by Poporing were never ‘adult products’, but…
I was definitely aware that it could be used that way.
“Yes. If my boss needs my help, please tell me anything.”
“What, what, whatever?”
“Yes, anything. Just say the word. “If there is anything I can help you with, I will do my best.”
Ian smiled brightly and said to the frozen Poporing.
I owe a lot to my boss.
If the boss hadn’t handed over the items on credit that day, Estelle’s exorcism would never have started in the first place.
It was not the right thing for a person to receive such great grace and then move on as if nothing had happened.
“I… Really… Really… Anything, right?”
“Yes. Really.”
Then Poporing, who had once again received confirmation from Ian, swallowed his saliva and said.
“Well, then… Now, now, now, can you show me your dick just once?”
