Chapter 104 – Perfect Weather for Killing People
The guards saw the cart being pulled by the mud golem and grabbed us. Judging from the fact that he still has a youthful look on his face, he seems to be a newcomer.
“Give me your ID, please.”
“Yes.”
“4th grade mercenary Hanseong, 3rd grade mercenary Ijicho Roin… Intermediate Necromancer Alexander Natalia. So, what’s in the cart…?”
“⋯⋯.”
A new guard approached, showing interest in the cart.
Oh fuck⋯. There’s nothing good about getting caught.
What do you cover?
‘I’m on my way to bury him alive~’
‘Ah, you did. You are suffering. Hurry past!’
Fuck you can’t do that.
You might catch them right away, asking what they are doing.
Then you might be framed as a human trafficker and put to death!
Fuck, can’t it?
Normally, I don’t even care about going out, so why are you fucking following me today!
What do we do. Should I beat him up?
Even in the midst of contemplation, the new guard gets closer to the cart every minute.
Roin and Natalya, who are looking at it, also begin to gain strength little by little.
I can’t. Have to stop
He grabbed the rookie guard’s wrist as he reached for the cart.
“What is it?”
“I usually don’t even check when I go out, so why are you suddenly checking today?”
“Yes? What I don’t usually check is that other guards don’t do what they’re supposed to check. It’s a rule to check in the first place, isn’t it?”
“Are you going to follow the rules? I must be busy, can you send it quickly?”
“The rules and policies are meant to be followed, right? Why are you blocking me from checking?”
Fuck you, you fucking worm!
This fuckin’ rookie guard bastard is showing off his superior skills by arguing with rules and policies as if he were a newly commissioned platoon leader!
What to do Should I pretend to be an aristocrat again?
While holding the rookie guard’s hand and having a snowball fight with him, the senior guard who was watching from behind approached and slapped the guy in the back of the head.
“If you are a mid-level necromancer, you are a noble. You little bastard! Don’t you know that wizards have to be sent right away?”
“Ugh! Ha, but…”
“Ah! This fucking rom answers again! Doesn’t it show that you are different from ordinary people just by looking at your clothes? What did I tell you to do when I see nobles?”
“Uh… This is the eastern gate of Arpagon⋯. How can I help you?”
“Then I can’t help you. I can’t help you if you speak so slowly… Oh, the nobles can just pass by. We are sorry that our youngest is still uneducated!”
“Ah, I see. Hansung, let’s go.”
“Uh, yes.”
A familiar scent emanates from soldiers in an unfamiliar world.
It’s the same wherever people live.
I dismantled the Summons of the Mud Golem that was pulling the cart and changed it to a Skeleton Horse to drag it.
“But what did you talk about with Thermia?”
“I was just talking about this and that. At first, she said she fell in love with Hansung, so she asked how much she loved Hansung and she said that ⋯. She is Thermia, and her older sister also said that she really loves Hanseong-sama, so she decided to believe it.”
“Hey Natalie. I’m always thankful.”
“⋯⋯. No.”
As I said, holding Natalya’s hand tightly, Natalya blushed and bowed her head.
Wow, that’s so cute i’m going to die
“Ah, this is so lovely. What do we do?”
“Ha… Thermia’s older sister also seems to have a big wound in her heart because she was originally betrayed by her family. That, Hansung?”
“Huh?”
Natalya stared at me from beside her and opened her mouth.
“Is Thermia-sama living together from now on too?”
“Yeah, I think Thermia would be depressed if she was alone at home, so wouldn’t it be okay if she lived with everyone in Thermia’s house?”
“Yes. So, then Thermia-sister is also her family, right? Me, Hanseong-nim, and Roin-san… Family together⋯. Is it?”
Natalya’s understanding is quicker than I thought! Good thing.
“Huh. It’s family. They are all my precious people.”
“Yes. Family⋯⋯. Family⋯. Yeah…”
Natalya, who had quietly muttered the word family, nodded quietly as if confirming it.
“Let’s take care of it and go back.”
“Okay.”
“Hmm, I think it’ll be fine if we’ve come this far.”
Roin, who was quietly listening to the story, looked around and said so.
“I’ll take it out with a skeleton.”
“Huh.”
The skeleton Natalya summoned overturned the cart, dropping Andre and Tedra to the floor.
“Cheuk! Kuu, cool!”
“No.”
Tedra and Andre began to open their eyes slowly, coughing with their arms and legs tied.
“Are you out of your mind? After all, it’s Natalia’s skeleton. It’s performance is certain. Thanks to you, I brought it comfortably.”
Andre, who had barely come to his senses, looked around and shouted.
“Hey, you crazy bastards! Why are you doing this to me! Loose this!”
“What? Still can’t figure out the situation? Bastards like you couldn’t understand it even if you hit them yourself.”
In front of Andre’s eyes, he trampled Tedra’s palm and rubbed it against her floor.
“Aaaaagh!!! My hand! My hand!!”
“You, Shibalama, did you try to knead my woman’s breasts with these hands? This bastard.”
“Ha, don’t! Get your hands off Tedra! Just do it to me!”
“Don’t worry, I’ll send you both to hell.”
“What?”
“Did you not hear? They both said they’ll give you a one-way ticket to the other world tour~”
“Ooh, why are you doing this to us… What did we do wrong!”
Are you asking because you don’t know?
First of all, Andre said that my eyes were small and that I was a cuckold Asian yellow monkey and racist!!
What kind of world is the world now, racist! This bastard!
“Fuck you, you bastard! The things I hate most in the world are racism and black people! Know?! You fucking racist bastard!!”
“What, what are you talking about?!”
Besides, did Andre only do racism?
I also ate the giant spider that Natalya and I worked so hard to catch and didn’t want to pay a dime for the request!
Apparently it’s because I’m Asian! I must have tried to eat it raw while devaluing the price of my labor because I am Asian!!
When I recall how much Natalya was crying that day, this bastard’s sins are higher than a mountain!
Is that all?
This bastard treated Thermia’s hardships as an idiot by selling the good clothes made by Thermia at a price!
Me and Natalia, the sin of inflicting serious wounds on Thermia’s heart!
Execution!
“And Tedra. You fuckin’ bare toenail Jammin bastard.”
“Hee!”
As I glared at him with his palms trampled on, he shrank his body.
First of all, this bastard was guilty of bumping into me and turning me into dye.
I don’t mind taking a shower with a girl’s cumshot, but to be treated like that by a guy!
It’s so embarrassing!!
Tedra!! You are so lacking in gender sensitivity!!
My head trembled and my hands and feet tingled with shame after being bukkage by you guys!
Is that all?
This fucker looked at my Natalia and Roin, sexually harassed me, evaluated my body, and raped my eyes!!
“The things I hate most in the world are cockroaches and sex offenders! You fucking know?!”
“Ah, racism and blackness earlier.”
“Shut up!”
“Hee!”
“You don’t know?! Yeah you wouldn’t know So let me tell you!”
I kicked his muzzle with my foot.
“Cuck!”
“Tedra!! You bad boy! Do not do that!”
“You don’t want to see your child suffer, do you?”
“No wonder…!”
“Then shouldn’t you have been nice to the people around you, you idiot! I should have caused a bit of a nuisance!”
“Kuh…”
At my words, Andre closed his mouth. Not because she realized her own guilt, but because she realized that no good would come of provoking me.
Tedra. Your sins are deep The sin of putting me to shame, the sin of trying to rape my women!
“If you wanted to be a woman, you should have worked hard to make a girlfriend! Do you know what your crime is? Huh? Do you know why you are being put in this way?”
Hehe… I, I… I’m sorry! Innocent!”
What’s up with this kid?
“You have committed the greatest sin as a human being!”
“What is that?!”
“I didn’t even try to date a lover, I tried to eat my life comfortably by stealing 5 gold from me! Even when you are young, you have to go through hardships. Don’t you know that word?! You wasted your life! So I will punish you!”
“Muh, what…! When I get 5 gold from you…”
“Thermia money is my money, you bastard!”
Tedra’s complexion turned pale at my bullshit.
I don’t even know what I’m talking about. Anyway, the two of you have caused trouble to me and those around me. So you die
“The sin of wasting my youth! Execution! It’s Natalie! Kill them!”
“Yes.”
“Cuck!”
“Tedra!! Tedra!!! Aww!! No! No!!!”
The skeleton made Tedra grow up.
Hmm. You got better
“Uh huh… Heuk⋯. Why, why!!! Why the hell are you doing this!”
“Ok?”
“What are you saying I did wrong!”
I explained it like that, but I still don’t understand. It hurts to explain one by one.
“You guys insulted me.”
Hehe… Don’t talk nonsense, tell me why. Tell me why!! What is the real reason why you are doing this to me!!”
“⋯⋯.”
Sick bastard. If you still don’t understand, you have to suspect that this is not a person, but a monkey.
With her limbs tied, Andre crawled over to Tedra’s corpse and fell on top of him, crying profusely.
“Hey Natalie. Detonate her corpse and destroy it without leaving a trace.”
“Yes.”
I used Corpse Explosion at a distance from them.
Andre started to panic as Tedra’s body swelled up in his arms.
And, his son made his father a companion.
Looking up at the sky, the evening time is slowly approaching, and the orange-tinged sky is clear without a single cloud.
Oh, it’s the perfect weather for killing people.
