Chapter 322 – The Lonely Man and the Dream Traveler #1
It was the first time visiting Delia’s house.
Even when she was in the temple of Nine Gard, she had never been invited directly to her room.
“Is it okay to go in?”
“Yes, it works! There’s nothing strange in it! I’m honored to have invited you to my room!”
It was Delia who seemed to claim her innocence while opening her breasts, but she only looked more suspicious.
Now I felt my heart pounding like grave robbers digging for treasure.
What treasure is this Mesgaki half-elf hiding?
Can’t stand it because I’m looking forward to it?
“Churrup.”
Instinctively, without realizing it, I licked my lips.
Delia looked at me in a cold sweat.
“What, what is that pervert tongue?”
“No, it’s because I suddenly remembered something delicious. I’m craving chicken tonight.”
I went inside Delia’s house while looking around.
I suddenly remembered her mother, who persistently tried to search my room when I lived on Earth.
Whenever I had to leave the room for a while, without exception, my mother would clean up.
―Son, I found this while cleaning. What is this dirty comic book?
―No, hey, hey! Why do you come into the room on your own!
-Ho-ho-ho! It’s bone dry, so do it in moderation.
At that time, whenever my mother entered her room, she would find obscene books like a ghost.
Maybe it wasn’t accidentally caught while cleaning, but her mother found it with a light in her eyes.
―Can I buy you a new tissue?
―Mom aaaaa!
Do you enjoy digging into other people’s private lives?
I didn’t understand it well at the time, but when I entered Delia’s room, I immediately understood her mother’s feelings. She felt tingling and creepy, which made her feel very good. I’m going crazy wanting to find out what Delia is hiding.
“Churrr rurl.”
“Ah, stop the fucking weirdness, my brother!”
“Sorry. But I’m a guest, so please give me a cup of tea. I have something important to say, so let’s have a calm conversation.”
“Whoa… What would you like to drink? Coffee?”
“Coffee is good. Ice coffee please.”
In fact, I could skip ahead and bring up the story of the fixer, but I deliberately asked Delia for tea. Delia sighed and went to the kitchen to brew her Ah. This gave me the opportunity to take a closer look at her family.
‘It’s a room where a woman sleeps alone, but it’s surprisingly clean.’
Delia’s room was very tidy for a woman living alone. When she lived on Earth, my sister’s room was like a pig pen. The furniture is polished to the extent that it is cleaned every day, and there is almost no dust.
It’s so clean that it looks rather suspicious!
Suddenly, a large storage cabinet in the corner of the living room caught my eye.
The closed cabinet was filled with something, and the wooden planks were swollen dangerously.
If you touch it, it seems like the storage cabinet will be smashed.
‘What is that?’
The only cabinet in the house that was neatly organized looked messy.
If you hastily hid the ‘treasure’ inside while I wait, I suspect it’s probably in that cabinet.
Could it be that it contains a lot of gold bars?
Do you have a hobby of piling up gold and enjoying it?
I looked at the closet with curious eyes.
Just then, Delia appeared with her Ah and snuck in my way.
“…What are you looking at right now?”
I could feel the chill in Delia’s expression as she looked at me with cold, dead eyes.
Could it be that what was hidden in the closet was not gold coins but a corpse? In other words, Delia’s expression was cold enough to raise such suspicion.
“Now, I took a look at the house for a while. You live surprisingly neatly? The house is well organized.”
“Hey… It’s only natural that he cleans up, doesn’t he? Luke looks like someone who would drop hair in the bathroom.”
“Do you know how to clean up even if you drop it? Don’t look down on a man who has a lover! I know how to groom myself.”
“Then I’m glad.”
She was Delia, throwing diss lightly from the start today as well. I sat at the table drinking Ah and tried to look in the cabinet, but I couldn’t. Delia stood on her feet, completely blocking my view.
Sniffling!
“Is the coffee good?”
Watching Delia standing and drinking coffee, I was dumbfounded.
Why are you standing and drinking while leaving the chair next to you?
So you want to hide the closet from me?
“Wow… It’s delicious. But Delia, why are you drinking it standing up?”
“You’re trying to meet your brother at eye level. I’m short, so I have to stand up to make eye contact with him.”
“That’s right. Eye level is important.”
At first glance, it was a ridiculous excuse, but it had to be shut because Delia’s murderous spirit was gushing out of her.
‘I think you really don’t like to find out what you hide in the closet?’
I can’t help it if I have such a violent reaction.
Other times it might have played a joke on my temper, but now it was an emergency to report a fixer case.
I’ll just pretend I don’t know and get to the point.
“So, brother Luke, why did you come to see me? Don’t look elsewhere and tell me that first.”
It was the moment I was about to tell Delia that I had her fixer.
Just then, from the closet side, boom! And a popping sound was heard.
It’s because there are too many items stored in the closet! The wooden board was smashed because it could not withstand the internal pressure.
Rrr r r r r r!!
Items in the closet spilled onto the living room floor.
At that moment, I couldn’t hold it in any longer and stuck her head out to stare at Delia’s back.
Isn’t this an opportunity to see what the hidden treasure is?
‘Gold bars? Or something like a jewel!’
I was expecting a golden glittering treasure, but it was completely different from what I expected!
Delia’s treasure was sparkling red!
It’s a red book!
“Quaaaaa!!”
Delia, realizing that the cabinet had been blown, screamed like a woman in a horror movie.
On the contrary, I was at a loss for words.
Red book!!
Obscene books with bright red adult marks were rolling around in the room!
There were so many erotic books, such as pornographic books of naked men and women, or high-level erotic stories, that I couldn’t keep my mouth shut.
Just as men on Earth store their pornography in her direct folder, Delia also has her own collections in her closet.
It was the first time I had ever seen a woman who was reincarnated in another world and collected so many erotic books.
That’s great!
This lewd Mesgaki bitch!!
“Don’t look at it!!”
Delia tossed her coffee cup and tumbled her back to reach for her red books.
A half-elf with a small body was now performing better than most stuntmen.
It was an art to cover the red books with the body by turning around the whirlic somersault.
“Heo-euk…! Heo-euk…!”
She is Delia trying to cover the scattered red books with her body wearing a ki, but she does it to no avail.
It was so large that she couldn’t hide all the red books with her small frame.
What a surprise!
I sighed at Delia and yelled at her.
“Delia, are you trying to cover the sky with the palm of your hand! You can see your collections very well!”
“Shut up!!”
“Give up and get up. There’s no shame in having a dirty book.”
“I-really?”
“But I think you should be a bit ashamed! Fuck that amount of shit.”
“You bastard!!!!!”
I listened to Delia, who was about to die by her side, and let her go.
It was so pleasant that the demon inside me was about to wake up!
“I told you not to look!!”
“Fifty Shades of Norway? Wow, high-level nonsense that looks really curious?”
“Hey!!!!”
After that, Delia screamed and I mocked the confrontation that lasted for 30 minutes.
“Huh.”
It was only after she screamed until her throat was hoarse that Delia finally raised her body with the look of wiser time.
He seemed to finally admit that no matter how much he tried to hide the book, it was useless.
“Whoa…”
Delia let out her sigh in a husky voice and then she strode towards me.
She then gave her warning by thrusting her face right in front of her nose.
“Tell others, die! This is a secret that me and her brother will have to drag to her grave!”
“You mean you’ve been hiding a lot of erotic books? Yes, I’ll keep it a secret. But can I ask you something?”
“What.”
“Why are there so many erotic books in the house? Have you read all of them?”
I wondered if I might be saving it for my collection without reading it, but I didn’t.
Delia answered in a tone of asking what should have been taken for granted.
“Of course I’ve read them all. They’re my secret collections that I’ve carefully selected through filtering and filtering things I’ve read my whole life. With those books, I’m full without having to eat.”
“…You used all of that as a daughter?”
“Kuh…!!”
Delia blushed at my direct tone.
However, as if she had given up on everything now, she was Delia acting rather brazenly.
“Ha, half elves take longer to warm up than other races! … They need a lot of books to use as companions!”
“What do you need? I can’t hear you. Can you say it again?”
“You said it was a daughter-in-law!”
The vulgar word ‘daughter’ came out of the mouth of the idol-like half-elf.
This is a rare sight!
Kwak!
Delia grabbed my collar with an expression of regret.
“Old brother Luke, do you know how I feel? Do you know about the life of a researcher who has nothing to do when he gets home from work? I’m a wizard from Ninggard who has to do research, study, research every day without weekends! How can I relieve stress? There’s nothing but jerks!!”
“So you’re raising one daughter a day?”
“Shut up!! It’s not like that!!”
Delia grabbed me by the collar and shook me wildly to hide her feeling of shame.
The half-elf’s strength was no joke, so my whole body shook as if I was being robbed of a dehydrator.
“Uhehehehehehehehe.”
“Where does it happen if I hit a little jerk! What did I do wrong!”
Delia, who confessed her honest feelings, was in a weak state of mind and body.
She can’t seem to come to her senses from the shame of having her daughter discovered by someone.
At this rate, wouldn’t Delia try to commit suicide by biting her tongue?
In fact, it’s not that she doesn’t understand Delia’s feelings.
Because I was a professional daughter-in-law when I was living on Earth.
It wasn’t that he was ignorant of the pleasures of masturbation.
Widely!
I grabbed Delia’s wrist and stopped her.
I said this to Delia, who was crying.
“Sorry for teasing you. You did nothing wrong, Delia.”
“What?”
Like a scene from a youth drama, he seriously raised his voice and opened his mouth.
“Masturbation is not a bad thing. Rather, it is a good thing that puts people on the path to happiness.”
“What kind of bullshit is masturbation good? How can masturbation be good?”
Oh! Large reel!
It is an act that soothes our souls.
For weary modern people, masturbation is a treasure that should never be lost.
What a bliss it is to get away from the hustle and bustle of everyday life and to clap in solitude.
If there are lonely gourmets who save their souls by eating alone, there are also lonely daughters who save their souls by masturbating.
Yes!
Delia and I were just lonely daughters.
Now let’s understand each other and reconcile.
“Anyway, you didn’t do anything wrong, Delia. You can hit your daughter to relieve the stress.”
“Yeah, yes… Thank you brother.”
When I got serious, Delia nodded her head with a wavering expression.
I feel like our relationship has gotten a little closer.
