Chapter 2 – Episode 2. Once You Poop, You Will Become Famous.
Episode 2. Once you poop, you will become famous.
‘Ahn Byeong-guk’ was a famous pastor.
He was quite popular for his volunteer work, such as providing free meals to the poor.
He was suddenly murdered by having his head cut off.
“It must have been disguised properly.”
The holographic sphere of Paramas.
The neck of the body that appeared in the image transmitting tool was lumpy as if it had been cut with a saw.
The exposed surface showed a rough surface of the spine.
“What kind of bastard are you doing?”
“Aren’t they magical girls?”
“Is there any basis?”
“…”
“You’re talking mindlessly because you’re from Brainless Clan!?”
Abuse poured out from the woman’s mouth.
This is planet H1324-132, Paramas notation úǐìá, the base of the Earth branch of Paramas.
The interior of the huge spaceship they used when they landed on Earth was magnificent, but if you were to look at the interior alone, it had a dilapidated feel, like a decayed ancient temple.
It is located underground and emits a special force field at all times, making it impossible to detect with Earthlings’ technology, making it seem like an impregnable castle.
It was the preference of ‘Sherwood Kelly’, a goddess and the head of the Earth branch of Paramas’ invasion headquarters.
Her priest and subordinate, ‘Ogre’, was convinced that she decorated herself this way for her sense of beauty rather than her function.
“Why kill her if she’s not a magical girl? Ahn Byeong-guk is a good person. “It’s a scene I don’t understand.”
The priest said, bowing his head in front of Kelly’s venomous face as she sat on the throne of Paramas.
“Fuck, is it really that simple?”
“Brainless bastard,” Kelly cursed again.
Ogre can be said to be a biological weapon manufactured by Paramas for the invasion of Earth, and while it is capable of infinite ‘improvement’, the gap between each individual is large.
No matter how much intelligence was absorbed or the information received, there was a limit to the speed of improvement.
Even though Ogre, who was initially a single cell in the form of a slime, was somehow able to take on a human form, it would not have been possible without Kelly’s extreme patience.
Well, if it weren’t for this guy, the few Paramas saints (star people) would be consumed directly.
“Have you checked on your wife?”
Kelly asked.
“Ahn Byeong-guk, that bastard, he often beat his wife. “People on Earth think guys who beat women are trash.”
“Ahn Byeong-guk’s wife is weak. “She doesn’t have enough energy to commit murder, nor does she have the money to commission someone.”
“If you watch K-dramas that air in Korea, you often hear that she commits adultery. Is it Jung Hyeon-jeong? Isn’t that the woman who lured some man in and killed her husband?”
“I do not know.”
The priest spoke in a calm voice.
“You don’t know anything, you idiot!”
Kelly got nervous.
Recently, brainwashers planted by Paramas all over the Earth are being brutally murdered more frequently.
In Korea, which was used as a base for invasion, the murders of recoveries and brainwashers (whose identities were still hidden) were quite systematic.
I will make a hundred concessions and say that it is inevitable that the brainwashed will die, but I do not understand why even the recovered people who have already been ‘washed’ by magical girls are dying.
It was too fast to be considered a simple terrorist attack.
As a result, Paramas’ plan to gradually take over Earth society was repeatedly delayed.
Like taxes, the brainwashers’ money and media shaping work pushes out the magical girls who are the guardians of the Earth.
In the long run, these were the things that Paramas must do to dominate the world.
What gets in the way is magical girls.
Paramas planned a plan.
Avoid direct confrontation with magical girls.
Their transformation tools were powerful because they drew on the power of Bright Star, the guardian star of the universe.
In contrast, only a small number of Paramas saints were sent as invading forces to Earth, which was on the outskirts of the universe (but had an average level of civilization and a large number of life forms).
To do anything with this, I had to use the scientific technology of those idiots Ogre and Paramas.
So, the strategy itself changed.
They deliberately led the brainwashers to be captured by the magical girls, and planted the recoveries into the illusion that they had recovered from brainwashing with their bright crystals.
The virus spreads to all walks of life.
Since the people who recovered them were magical girls, they fully supported the recoveries.
Greedy government officials and politicians gained popularity by spending lavishly on welfare for those who were ‘unjustly’ kidnapped by Paramas and have recovered.
As the number of recovered people increased, they were able to control politicians, since they had the right to vote anyway.
Therefore, brainwashers were the core of Operation Paramas.
“Pass it over.”
The miserable condition of An Byeong-guk has expanded further.
The priestess flinched and cleared her throat.
She was the ‘Emperor’ of Paramas, an evil empire and a constitutional society, and one who served ‘God’.
In reality, he only communicated through martial arts on the planet Paramas, not this spaceship.
Kelly took on the important responsibility of doing anything for the King, but she had a weakness for cruelty.
“It’s too crude to say it used the energy of a magical girl, and it’s clear that it used a weapon.”
Kelly muttered.
They used old-fashioned bladed weapons, so-called cold weapons.
Just looking at the tattered flesh, it must have been a lot of work with a knife that wasn’t sharp enough.
But that alone cannot kill Ahn Byeong-guk.
He had the strong recovery and strength of Paramas.
Because that was the condition for him to become a recoverer.
Ahn Byeong-guk’s severed head had its eyes open.
That means he was attacked and killed before he could close his eyes or make a proper facial expression.
If the premise is correct, this affected area is also awkward.
The priest’s mind felt dizzy because the fact that it had been touched multiple times contradicted the term “Surprise.”
“I’m telling you to catch it quickly. Ogre. “God is hastening the time to conquer the Earth!”
The woman, who was not intimidated by her petite figure of about 150cm and her loose-fitting clothes, which was supposed to be entrusted with the important responsibility of a priest, whined and kicked her feet.
The facial expression is cruel, but the body is completely childish…
First of all, he obeyed because he had the power of Emperor ‘Hoela’ on his back, but Ogre was reluctant.
She still had to nod her head so she wouldn’t die.
“Let’s investigate behind the magical girls.”
An Byeong-guk did not even notice the enemy who had surprised him and died screaming with his eyes blurred open.
‘He is a formidable guy.’
He knows that the recovery ability of Paramas’ cells is weak against special oils and fire.
Just oil doesn’t work either.
Thorough planning and bold execution.
It’s not just about taking a life, it’s about the anger and disgust that comes from mutilating a corpse.
She may be a more difficult opponent than the magical girl who believes she can save the brainwashers through purification.
First of all, it is highly likely that he is a close associate of a magical girl.
I can’t be sure.
Kelly waved her hand.
This means that since I don’t want to think about complicated things, Ogre will take responsibility and catch the guy or the bitch.
In fact, she is the one who came up with the current grand strategy, but if she wants to upgrade Ogre’s intelligence, she has no choice but to let him do something on his own.
Ogre stepped back with a silent, vaguely human-like but at the same time non-human expression.
***
[Pastor Ahn Byeong-guk, who was called ‘the father of the poor,’ was found by a passerby in a terrible state with his head cut off around 7:30 pm yesterday.]
Magical Girl’s Base Brave Heart.
A female announcer’s voice came out.
[He was once called a ‘brainwasher’ and took the lead in the ambitions of the alien race Paramas. Thus, he committed numerous crimes, but he was purified by a magical girl and served as a pastor, performing numerous good deeds. There are still many differing opinions regarding his whereabouts, but he is highly popular, with people around him who know him calling him a saint who will never exist again -]
“What kind of guy is this!?”
Hyeri Jang clenched her fists.
“Who on earth are you? “Who killed it?”
Her crimson hair, as dark as the color of her heart, hung down, hiding her fair face.
“… Why can’t you leave alone someone who has worked so hard to get married and live a proper atonement! Could it be that they killed him because he was a healer? “Because I did bad things in the past, they killed me because I thought there was no way Jeonghwa could happen?”
Her voice became wet little by little.
People who don’t know much think that Jang Hye-ri is cynical and harsh, but she was actually emotional.
He felt so burdened by the position given to him that he just hid his feelings.
“It’s too much, really.”
Public opinion regarding recoveries was divided.
No matter how many people were rehabilitated and sent out into society under the leadership of B.H. And the government, there were always many opinions about what to see and believe in these people who had already killed good citizens.
No matter how much you have been brainwashed.
Because of this, it was difficult for those who recovered to adapt to society.
If it were not for the active efforts of the United Nation Army for Aliens (UNAA), a global organization to protect the Earth from extraterrestrial beings, the recoveries would have been permanently isolated from society.
The head of UNAA declared:
[We are already living in an era where more than 10 million people around the world have recovered. We must coexist with them!]
From Jang Hye-ri’s perspective, she could have been angry because the person she worked so hard to turn into a ‘person’ died so cruelly.
Jang Hye-ri loves the Earth more than anyone else and is a kind person, but she became angry when she saw them being ostracized.
It was even more so because they were the ones who had been purified themselves.
“Hyeri.”
Lord Jena placed her hand on her shoulder.
She, with bright yellow hair like forsythia in spring, raised the corners of her mouth and spoke.
“Hyeri. Calm down. I can’t do anything wandering around like this. “We must remain calm to defeat the enemy.”
“… It must have been Paramas’s doing.”
“Paramas?”
Zhou Yena turned her head.
Mayuri, who had been silent, repeated.
Although she had an expressionless face, she was someone who rarely opened her mouth, so it was clear that Mayuri was also greatly shocked by Ahn Byeong-guk’s death.
“Paramas probably wanted to disrupt the people they brainwashed who were actually doing good deeds. “I am setting an example of evil turning into good.”
“That makes sense.”
Zhou Yena nodded her head.
“What do you think, doctor?”
Where she turned her head was a very beautiful woman wearing a white gown and black bob hair.
She spoke in a calm tone.
“First, we will ask UNAA about the results of the investigation. It seems like he hasn’t figured it out yet either. They asked our opinion not long ago. “We should go for mutual cooperation through information exchange.”
The magic girl became famous not only because of her great power and sense of justice, but also because of her gorgeous beauty.
Who doesn’t like a fighting girl?
Sexy and powerful girls with pretty faces and sometimes showing off their panties and smooth bare legs!
However, the overwhelming beauty was somewhat corrected by the so-called ‘transformation tool’.
Accessories consisting of earrings, necklace, and anklet.
And the gorgeous magical girl costumes and radiant effects that resulted from that make them shine.
Nevertheless, there was another person whose beauty could not be surpassed by them: the head of the base.
Her name was Kang Ga-hyeon.
Although she was at least 10 years older than the girls, her beauty was not lost on her if she dressed up properly.
Although I usually walked around quite leisurely.
She said crossing her legs.
“For now, let’s assume it is Paramas and search. I think you’ll have to suffer. “I still wonder why they are suddenly targeting those who have recovered.”
Kang Ga-hyeon always tried to speak calmly.
If she was embarrassed, it was clear that even young magical girls would lose their balance.
She was actually confused too.
Considering Paramas’s attack patterns so far, he did not directly harm anyone.
Strictly speaking, when they attacked, it was always carried out through a brainwasher.
Such a crude attack method.
This is closer to terrorism.
If the brainwasher under Paramas’s instructions had killed Ahn Byeong-guk, the brainwashing spirit would have definitely been caught.
Above all, no matter how much his body was modified and stronger and his super powers were stronger, he could not have killed An Byeong-guk and disappeared without a trace like this.
If only that were possible.
The Earth has probably already fallen into their hands.
She has already watched the nearby CCTV.
Except for An Byeong-guk, who noticed something and hid in a dark corner, no pursuers were found.
Afterwards, he was found with his throat cut.
It was like a ghost crying.
No, is it something that aliens will cry about?
“At least it’s not human.”
“Is that also true?”
Hye-ri Jang didn’t even trust UNAA that much, but she completely believed everything Ga-hyeon Kang said.
Because it was she who gave her a purpose in life when she was living aimlessly and without any sense of purpose in her life.
‘Become a magical girl.’
Of course, receiving an offer does not mean that a girl with no talent will become a magical girl.
Kang Ga-hyeon looked for girls who would match the transformation accessories she acquired at the meteorite crash site.
It was a long-standing tradition of B.H.
By chance, she read the energy interacting with Jang Hye-ri’s body, and she did not hesitate.
Hyeri Jang was from an orphanage.
She never thought she would be special, and that became her life’s goal.
“He must be psychic. “It is most likely Paramas.”
Kang Ga-hyun, who had already received information through the UNAA Korean branch even before the news broke, analyzed and watched the related videos repeatedly with the cooperation of the police.
No matter how I looked, there was no pursuer.
But An Byeong-guk felt something.
That was just a scenario in which he was threatened by some entity that ignored the laws of physics.
Excluding magical girls who were magical beings in their past lives, the only species that exist is an alien race.
“We must take revenge.”
“Yes, doctor!”
Kang Ga-hyeon’s words to ignite her fighting spirit boosted the morale of the three magical girls.
Kang Ga-hyeon hid her dismay.
While researching Ahn Byeong-guk’s death, I also looked into his actions so far, and naturally found out what he had done.
Recently, she learned that Ahn Byeong-guk had been mercilessly assaulting her wife and had also siphoned off some of the money she had earned through fundraising campaigns.
I found out about it because of an anonymous letter.
Someone raised a question through Kang Ga-hyeon’s personal email, which no one other than government officials would know about.
Kang Ga-hyeon was the head of B.H.’S research center, but on the outside, he was just an ordinary pharmaceutical company employee.
But who?
After procrastinating and putting it off out of curiosity, Kang Ga-hyeon checked the contents with a light heart.
Stealing the funds was tricky because it required involving people inside the church, but it was easy to confirm that An Byeong-guk’s wife was being assaulted.
Contrary to expectations that he would be married and living happily ever after, An Byeong-guk’s wife had a face covered in bruises.
***
While I was shopping to make curry rice for lunch, the sound of whispering irritated my ears.
“They say Ahn Byeong-guk’s death was Paramas’s doing?”
A woman holding a shopping cart said.
“Crazy guys. I’d rather go back and live in a time when aliens didn’t exist. “It was romantic back then.”
It seemed like her boyfriend was talking back.
Seeing that they were both dressed comfortably, it seemed like they were a couple living together or had gone shopping together.
“Hey, awesome. Look at this. Paramas is up on you tube.”
“They said they did it?”
A man and a woman put their heads together and stared at the screen.
“Aiiing, baby, tickle♡”
Even at this moment, seeing the friendly figure of the woman subtly placing her hand on the woman’s waist and sharing earphones side by side made me feel a little sick, but seeing their expressions subtly harden, I took out my phone as well.
Paramas YouTube host, who looked like a neat announcer, was announcing their position.
There was no life in her eyes.
The announcer was a brainwasher.
Of course, after doing that, I was like, oh my, I was brainwashed? He will act purified by magical girls.
While cosplaying as a victim.
The announcer, a neatly handsome man in his 30s, hid his original ferocious appearance and explained softly.
As the real-time breaking news ended, the couple who was putting their heads together next to me let out an exclamation.
“They said it wasn’t their doing?”
Yeah, they’ll say it’s not their fault.
Because it’s not really Paramas’s doing.
I was the one who killed Ahn Byeong-guk.
The problem started after that.
That evening, the Korean branch of UNAA, to which the magical girl belongs, issued a statement.
They paid tribute to Pastor Byeong-guk Ahn’s noble sacrifice and said they were certain that it was Paramas who killed him.
Ah, this is going to be a pain in the ass.
If the misunderstanding is not resolved somehow, the two huge organizations may face an all-out confrontation early on.
The fiery Jang Hye-ri will probably want to invade right away.
Yena Joo will sympathize with her, and Yuri May will silently follow her organization’s orders as usual.
If I leave it like this, my plan to kill all of Paramas’ brainwashers, come out as a villain, and die at the hands of magical girls as their representative will be ruined.
“Focus on me?”
As I watched Paramas’ announcer, who seemed to be suppressing his anger, continue to announce (or rather criticize), I thought that I had no choice but to intervene.
By the way, I told you about Ahn Byeong-guk’s evil deeds, but this woman, Kang Ga-hyeon, doesn’t believe you even after checking her email?
I clicked my tongue when I saw that no reply came even though it was clearly marked as ‘read’.
In this case, if I wanted to take control of the game, I would have to make a big hit.
Once you become famous, people will applaud you even if you poop.