Chapter 65 – Mesgaki and Mortar
“Keuheum, now the rules are simple, everyone except me can ride the practice cart again. And the blocking time is infinity until I give up.”
Before starting the game, I did my best to not ruin the content and started explaining the rules. No matter how much my viewers say, if there are no rules, humans go crazy, so I had to engrave the rules in my head once more.
“But what kind of map should I use for this?”
-[Four Axis Yellowy]: You can choose that Reverse Clock Tower.
-[Sayebe] : Or a mansion?
-[Dkwl321] : Host!!! Turn on point gambling!!!
Reverse clock tower, mansion? I don’t know what map it is, but I wasn’t sure I wouldn’t be able to get the money.
No, you will be able to ride unconditionally. Why? When I played racing games with my childhood friends, I was not confident in losing because I was able to do customs drift that other friends couldn’t.
‘Well, bitches who try to stop me just sha-sha-shock with a drift! If I avoid it, I’ll be able to get past it on my own.’
In the first place, everyone except me had no choice but to be slower than me because they rode the idiot karts that were called practice karts.
With a confident face, he fucked Reddy.
“Absolute angel? Olive Young? Pure blooded? Pooh, the name doesn’t look like shit~ Originally, a game like this is better with a nickname like this, rather than a name like this~.”
-Lol
-Are you kidding, the kid who made fun of you saying it was a small meal?
– No, I was just trying to protect myself…
– Meki was scared as soon as a tall woman suddenly came.
-[Big breasted Yang Eun-je]: The next Yang Eun-je goes wild…
“Ugh, don’t sexually harass me like that! Can you rip that big piece off? Uh!?”
[Teeling!]
[Livestock Yellowy adds 50,000 to the mission amount!]
“Ah~ Jaeyeon noona~ Thank you for the extra money, if we beat this mission today, can we have a chicken party? Hey Nero~!”
“Ahh…?”
“If you get the money today, I’ll give you two special churros today!”
“Aww!”
Nero was delighted as he raised his hand.
Yes, let’s start, I, Shin Jae-joon, from today onwards, I’m going from a streamer, a racing game, to a streamer, a racing player.
“Wait, is that a practice cart? Isn’t that just a speed cart?”
[Absolute Angel: No]
Well, since I know it’s not him, I decided to trust him, and I fucked Ready.
I waited for the game to start while hitting Ready, as if the people who tried to stop me from beating Ready had noticed.
“I’m sorry! Don’t…! If not now, when would you like to gamble with points?”
[Point Gambling]
[One. Complete within 30 minutes]
[2. Asshole]
-Isn’t it natural that you can’t finish the race just by looking at it?
– Roleplays die~ Roleplayers die~ Roleplayers die~ Roleplayers die~ Roleplayers die~
-Ah haha I’m aiming for a shot at life.
“Trust me!”
Just hit the start game button.
[3, 2, 1, START!]
As soon as the game started, press the W key to receive the starting booster and start running at overwhelming speed.
What? Why is no one following? Looking back, I felt something strange because no one was following me.
However, after a while, I looked at the map and saw 7 dots following me from a long distance, and it was just that I hadn’t used the starting booster.
“Rare~ Stupid~ Cliff breasts♥ Even though you assured me that you would block it, it looks like it’s hard to follow you? I really can’t~ If that’s the case, why don’t you stop trying and just do the tutorial again?”
It was so easy. Contrary to the expectation that the blocker, which was expected to be difficult, was a poor man who could not even follow behind.
Just press the W key and run at high speed, then drift once in the middle to build up the booster gauge.
After that, it runs again at high speed. After going through this cycle, I was able to quickly turn one lap without being blocked even once.
“I can’t fucking do it~ Breasts on a cliff~ An old virgin who hasn’t even met a man♥ Can you get 300,000 won in 2 minutes?”
Up until this point, I thought I would be able to take the 300,000 won mission money quickly.
After circling one lap, there were still no mortar users chasing me, so I ran forward with the expectation that this would surely succeed, and I saw something strange.
In this map, there was a rule that you had to go on a certain path to reach the goal point.
However, there were other interesting elements in each map, such as unique obstacles falling from above or maps that were tangled like a maze, and this map had one gimmick instead of those elements.
It’s an aerial bridge.
No, even though it was called an aerial bridge, it was characterized by vaguely adding a booster or acceleration, running at high speed, and then flying past using the legs like a jump.
The first time I passed, there was no one to stop me, so I was able to pass easily, but the second time I passed, something was different.
“What, what…? Why are they all over there?”
The people I expected to come after me were waiting on the bridge looking down at me as if they were determined to stop me on the bridge instead of coming from behind.
It was a big deal.
“This much is just as easy…!”
Squeak, bang!
I tried to pass at high speed using the booster, but as soon as I got up to speed, the user of the block on the bridge came down and slammed me.
Due to the influence of the fast-paced physics engine, my kart flew in the air for a while, then lost all acceleration and gained speed like a slug, and two or three users came close to me and sealed it completely immobilized.
“Hey, get out of here! You old virgins! I have to go fast and get the mission money!”
-[Dkwl321]: Go hihimot!
-[King of Crabs]: Kiya! Thanks to the skills of the blockers, I was deceived! Bang!!! Cry.
-[Busty Yang Eun-jae] : Haha
-Lol
– Kihya!!! Performance sure.
Strange… No, something is seriously wrong. Obviously, I thought it would end easily and easily, get money quickly, and feel good secondly, but reality and imagination were different.
Contrary to my expectation that it would cross quickly, instead of passing, it was rather blocked, so instead of going forward, it was being pushed back.
“Hey! Move!!! I have to pass!”
[Teeling!]
[Heojeopheojeop sponsored 3,400 won.]
(Usually Meki’s broadcast)
[I’m angry? What is it? Are you angry? Euchrakuyo~ Do you want to hit me? I can’t hit you! Wow!]
“Wait, I feel weird…”
It became an ironic situation where the me in the video made fun of myself. I’m starting to get angry as I’m getting stuck in the car, but I’m starting to feel uncomfortable because I’m being attacked for my video.
Why are you doing this? What did I eat wrong?
First of all, I pressed the R key to see a chance again and pressed the restart button. It doesn’t restart the game, it does a reset that briefly sends the cart backwards and then moves forward again.
‘This time to the left.’
I just went to the right and was blocked, so I went to the left.
At first, I use a booster to the right, then fake it and move to the left. In a perfect drift, it breaks through two blockers and moves forward.
You can run like this!
But thoughts and reality were different. When I think I’m almost there, a user with a nickname presumed to be the 3rd captain blocks my way and prevents me from passing forward.
Obviously, after this, the notice is right in front of you…! Please break through
“Absolute angel? Get out of the way, pureblood bitches!!! I mean I have to pass! Cliff breasts, old maids! A pervert who likes to bully others!”
It seems that the viewers I teased earlier were the main characters of the makja.
I don’t know how to do it, but it was in the middle of directing a ridiculous scene where if I go left, it follows me to the left and if I go a little back, it uses a booster to push it away.
-[Busty Yang Eun-je] : Wow… He’s really good at it.
-[Best Da Jae-hee]: Pure-blooded man! Pure blood stop! Pure blood stop! Pure blood stop! Pure blood stop!
-[Tyranno]: Poof, shit, shit.
“Oh, pierced! Poop, crappy~ Asshole cart~ Damn it…”
Rattle. Belt belt.
The moment I thought I had barely pushed through with the booster, instead of crossing the bridge, my cart fell in the middle and I had to start all over again.
‘It’s okay… There’s no time limit, so I can pass…!’
No time limit meant there was an infinite number of restarts I could do. Even the people who do the blockade are people after all.
For someone who has to eat, pack, and sleep, the time to become weak will come someday.
I am the indomitable Shin Jae-joon. Never give up and keep going
Hold on, hold on, just as iron bends and becomes a manacle, I will burst without breaking.
It was when 15 minutes had passed since I thought about it.
[Gas~ Gas~ Gas~ Ah Warner…]
“Ah, get out of the way, dog pervert bitches… Don’t rub…”
-[Busty Yang Eun-je]: Rub it? Booby booby? It’s a little naughty.
-[Babasa] : To the legal shota, bubi bubi, this is a bit precious.
-[Best Da Jaehee] : Are you Zabeam? Then I should join too!
-Invasion of ViewG during Zabim?
-No, the view magazine intrudes during sex.
I think I’m going crazy. In the game, the bell rings against the background of the clock tower and lingers in my ears, and someone turns on a loud bang with a video sponsorship.
Even after that, I couldn’t cross the bridge even once, so instead of progressing, only my stamina was draining.
“I won’t give up… I have to earn money…!”
I did not give up and kept trying.
When 30 minutes passed, I was too sleepy, so I supplemented caffeine while drinking chocolate milk specially at the time to eat white milk.
– Roleplays die~ Roleplayers die~ Roleplayers die~ Roleplayers die~ Roleplayers die~
-Ah, the point is so sweet~
– Spouses are handicapped?
-Jeongbae, an asshole~ Lap~
After 40 minutes, I was already holding down the W key with my eyes half closed.
After an hour passed, I thought about life and watched the public sentiment of the viewers.
And after 2 hours…
“Joe, I’m sorry… I was wrong… Please let me go.”
Please let me pass at least once. I knelt down and begged him to let me pass just once while banging my head on the ground.
[Pure Blood Guard]: Yes, he moved out of the way just once.
“Go, thank you.. Dot!”
I wonder if he really wanted to get out of the way, like the miracle of Moses, he split in half and opened the way.
It was the moment to finally get out of this hellish clock tower.
“Goodbye, you scumbags! Shit~ A virgin who stinks of a single mother♥ Aren’t you really stupid to get out of the way?”
It was me who was stupid.
Hahaforgot to go around one more lap?
-You go mochi!
-I’m lost, what should I do?
“Ahhh…!”
I had a hunch that tonight might be a little long.
