Chapter 29 – Mesgaki, Metube and Cat.
I made a phone call to Eunje Geoyu, my exclusive and faithful slave. When I first walked in, I was worried that I might not receive it, but…
“I hear you. President!”
It wasn’t even a minute since I called, but I answered the phone right away and answered vigorously.
You might think it’s noisy, but rather, I felt like I could eat a lot without guilt at the powerful voice I felt over the phone.
A good slave was one who worked tirelessly and hard.
“Ooh~ Your voice is strong?”
[Hehe, I heard it on the phone, and the voice is good.]
“Thank you.”
Should I say that something greasy and cheesy is a bit of a dick?
When Jaeyeon noona said something like that in front of me, I felt like something was okay, but when a woman I didn’t know her name complimented me on whether she had a good voice, it felt weird.
“Anyway, I’m going to start on Me Tube this time.”
[Wow~!!!]
“But what should I do first?”
[…
In the first place, I did it in a groundless state with no plan on how to broadcast, so there was nothing about the operation of Me Tube or video editing.
That’s why I have to depend a lot on slaves.
Yang Eun-jae was just exhaling slowly, not saying anything on the other side of the phone, probably taken aback.
After all, do slaves need sticks and carrots?
“Eh, Eunje noona?”
[Yes!!!]
“Hey, I don’t know much about the operation of Me Tube…”
He plays an innocent child who knows nothing as much as possible. In the first place, on my broadcast, I was a bastard who said that he was a dog and wanted to fuck and eat a male prostitute.
As expected, Yang Eun-je reacted much faster than expected, as if my prediction was correct.
Water buffalo calf.
[That… Me Tube is a little different from Twitwich.]
“What is different?”
[Should I say that the ecosystem is a little different? That, Twitch just needs to come up with a concept and broadcast according to it, but Me Tube has to extract content like crazy.]
After listening to our busty Yang Eun-je, it was definitely a little different. Twitwich was a structure where you just turn on the broadcast, pick up some nogari, and then get some rice and shake your mouth.
However, Me Tube, which Yang Eun-je is talking about, had to exclude nogari as much as possible and contain content extracts in short videos, so it was definitely on the side of difficulty in operation.
‘I think I’m doing something wrong with my YouTube management…’
I certainly don’t believe that I, who don’t know the market well on Me Tube, can operate it straight. Rather, it might be faster to eat it and be dragged by Cyber Lecca.
“Sister… I think I’m doing something wrong with my YouTube management… Can’t you do it for me? I’ll increase your salary as much as the profit comes out… Can’t you?”
Oh, I want to roll the blanket with my feet. I wanted to run right now and kick the futon with my foot, but I couldn’t because I was afraid that the old duvet would explode if I kicked it with all my heart.
[I have to! You have to do carrots, I’ll make you a job for life!]
“A little bit of my life…”
As expected, women are crazy about the word noona. As expected, there must be hukou and water buffaloes everywhere, whether in this world or around the world.
So, is it almost solved about Me Tube?
“Then what would be good content?”
[Hmm… I think I need to cut down on the usual spicy… Is there anything out of the ordinary? Just, are you going to play or go to a cafe?]
“No.”
No, I don’t even have money to eat, so I’m going to go to a cafe because I have money.
After hearing my answer, she didn’t say anything on the other side of the phone for a while. She wondered if this was a big problem, and she was a little worried.
[Um… Anyway, just tell me if you think you can shoot stably and consistently.]
“Yes.”
[And I think all you have to do is make a YouTube channel and let me know. For now, I’ll pull the video a bit aggro with your broadcast extract highlights.]
To be honest, I didn’t expect much, but Yang Eun-je was a bit more competent than I thought. He said he was an unemployed hikikomori, so I thought he was just an idiot, but he knew me so well.
My self-esteem increased because I thought that I had subordinates who were more capable than I thought.
[And turn on the broadcast, you fucking asshole!]
“Don’t curse at the fucking boss.”
This is my audience… Um. Yang Eun-je then laughed and hung up the phone call.
Maybe it’s not to curse, but to have fun saying that it’s a broadcast key.
It’s a broadcast… Seeing that the time is now approaching 7:00, I thought I could turn on the broadcast slowly.
‘Hmm, would it be okay if I wanted to collect money while promoting the start of my YouTube channel today?’
Even if you made a little more money today, you shouldn’t stop collecting money. Because I am the king on my show, it makes sense to extort taxes from the people.
“Then use it.”
-G-g-g-g-g-guk! Eh… Ong…
The moment I tried to turn on the broadcast, I couldn’t turn it on because something was scratching at my door.
“What?”
As I slowly walked toward the source of the sound, I held up a metal bat for self-defence, wondering if a robber or a maniac I didn’t know was coming.
It feels like a heavy yet cool sensation penetrates my skin and seeps into my bones.
I counted the numbers one by one and prepared to run out. After all, burglars are also people, so if you hit them on the head, they’ll search the same, right?
I slowly opened the door and looked outside. Strangely, I heard something scratching at the door earlier, but people…
“Oooh~~!”
“Ahaha, was it a cat?”
When he opened the door, he saw a black cat licking his hand with its wretch tongue. What did they say about that? Grooming?
The cat also licked his hand and sat still, watching me as I heard the door open. Apparently this cat…Isn’t that the cat Jaehee noona was playing with earlier?
“Nero?”
Nero. It was the name I had given him when I went home earlier. Among the old songs, there was a song related to a black cat, and it was named after it.
Nero seems to have licked his front paws and slowly walks towards me wagging his tail gently on his ass.
Her steps were so light that it seemed as if the soft jellies were making a crunching sound every time she walked.
“Huh? You can’t go in!”
No, I thought he would just show off his cuteness by rubbing his face against my leg like before, but he started to come inside the house while doing a little bit of cutesy.
Startled, I tried to push it away with my legs, but its soft fur and fluid-like flexibility were enough to pass between my legs.
“Ah~ ah~ ae~ Ong.”
I tried to send him out immediately, but he quietly curled up and sat on the floor.
No matter how cute a cat is, this is my house. It’s my own shelter.
I slowly reached out with both hands and picked up the cat, licking my hands with my grimy tongue, it tickled me like crazy.
‘It’s cute… How can you throw such a cute thing out of the house…’
Cuteness is a weapon. A very dangerous weapon that can kill people.
“But are you a female?”
When I lifted the cat up and checked it, it was a female because there was no peanut on it that a male should have.
Yeah… If I don’t like temples, I’ll have to leave. Leaving Nero lying on the floor, I headed for a chair to turn on the broadcast.
“Meow!”
“Uh! Uh!?”
As soon as I sat down on the chair, he followed me and hopped up onto my leg.
Nero sits on top of my legs and teases her, rubbing her head against her chest.
What? Are cats really cute like this?
My heart pounded in my ears as my heart pounded in my ears.
“Should we just broadcast it like this?”
“Aww.”
Having something warm and soft attached to your chest creates a sense of happiness.
[Broadcast has started.]
Prevention: I have a partner.
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Meki-nim? Fuck?
-[Busty Yang Eun-jae]: ?
-[Best Dajaehee] : Damn b.
The broadcast was turned on, but the cam was not turned on. She uses a stimulating antidote to attract people as much as possible and explodes them in one blow.
It was a very simple yet very effective strategy. People gradually gathered, and soon after 600 viewers gathered, they spoke slowly from the black screen.
“Everyone… I’m really sorry.”
-[Livestock Yellowy]: Isn’t it? Isn’t it? Isn’t it? I don’t think so, right?
-[Suhee]: The fuck kicks were caught and ran away.
-[Golden Lady with Big Breasts]: Hurry up and fuck a naked dog.
Slowly turn on the cam and set it so that me and Nero come out well. I still lifted Nero with one hand.
“This is Nero, my partner.”
I haven’t decided whether or not to keep it yet, but it’s cute anyway, so I’ll have to use it on TV.
-[Livestock Yellowy]: You were so fucking surprised.
-[Yang Eun-jae with big breasts]: I thought it was because I suddenly had a girl living with me.
-[Umji Uhm Ji-hye] : Jr~ b.
“Nero, should we say hello to the viewers?”
“Ah~.”
While holding me, I raised only one arm and let out a cry.
“Are you all envious?”
-[Busty Yang Eun-je]: I envy cats. I envy cats. I envy cats. I envy cats. I envy cats.
It was the first broadcast of Nero I met for the first time today.
