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The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 84

The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 84

Chapter 84 – The Lord Jesus and Patience -1

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The game against Japan is over.
Even after Jesus Joo was sent off, Korea blocked Japan’s attack well and finished the match scoreless. South Korea won a 4-0 away game in Japan, but people’s attention was sold to something other than the victory.

[Korea! Reap a 4-0 victory in Japan’s home!]

[The Battle of Saitama! The Port Trick of Lord Jesus! But why a headshot?}
└ It’s because Gaksital’s blood flows in his blood!
└ Masked Ju-Men!
└ But am I the only one who admires the accuracy? It’s been quite a while, but I hit that accurately.
└ I also saw more admiration than amazement.
└ I won the game, but I lost in manners.^^ The other players played well, but one player is a problem.
└ That’s right ^^ It’s like his usual behavior, he seems like a player with a lot of problems ^^

[Japan, defeated Korea! Shocking Saitama Disaster! The wall between World Class Jeju and Yoo Young-beom was high!]
└ Oi oi, did you think you could beat Masaka? Wwwww
└ Although we lost,  I was happy to see Jejus-sama play!
└ Jeju’s sama was sent off, and she kindly signed autographs and took pictures outside the stadium!
└ A handsome and kind man, Kakkoi~! I’m envious of Yuna-san!

[Jesus, who opened up about the headshot, ‘I felt uncomfortable seeing him shouting at me, and I instinctively realized that it was abusive language towards me. ‘]
└ Eh? Is it me? In Korea, if you feel bad, do you hit me first? I’m going to travel to Korea, but suddenly I’m afraid!
└ It’s not at all so don’t worry wwwww
└ As a tip, be careful of the elderly, children, and women in Korea!
└ Hey! Is it martial arts? Wwwww


[Seeing Jeju’s interview, Hanabi Kurosaki appeals for regret. ‘It was just a word to encourage the team members!’]

[Jejus who listened to Hanabi Kurosaki’s interview. ‘Then I’m sorry. It was a misunderstanding.’]
└ Wwwww cool apple wwwww
└ I hope the punishment comes out less and beats the other teams!
└ Why? Do you support Chop? Are you jainachi
└ Pagaya! Think about it. Actually, with this game, Korea is in first place in the group, and then we have to aim for second place in the group to advance to the World Cup finals, but only when Jeju comes out and beats the other teams fairly, it will be a little easier to advance.

[FIFA, A match 3G suspension disciplinary action against Jesus Joo, not allowed to participate in the 6th round of the Asian final qualifier held in Korea.]
└ Fuck the kids! Jesus type! I bought a game ticket to see my brother, but what is this?!
└ Haha, just go and cheer
└ Haha
└ (Scaling price .Jpg) Me—–Rock!
└ You can see that the graph is bent haha
└ Fucking a real disciplinary striker
└ Welcome to scalpers~
└ I’m glad… I tried to buy a scalping ticket after watching the Japanese game just in case.
└ Oh, I got a scalping ticket, but it looks like shit!!!

[Lord Jesus, to a reporter’s question about what you think about additional discipline. ‘I love it.’]
└ ??? Is it the main article?
└ This is real. (I love Lord Jesus .Avi)
└ Haha
└ Is it good? Fuck you good?!
└ It would be nice to not play and take a break haha
└ What is it? The pronunciation is too strong? Haha

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Joo Jesus, who led the national team to victory by recording a pot-trick against Korea and Japan, woke up at his residence in Madrid.
He carefully lowered his head and looked down at the heaviness felt on the boat. I saw Yohan holding a soccer ball on top of the boat.
“Papa, are you awake? Let’s pursue!”
“Okay… Yohan’s mother?”
“Mama is busy!”
“Are you filming on You Tube… “

As she slowly tried to get herself up, a scream came from all over her body.
The flight time alone reached 14 hours, so I guess I was tired.
Lord Jesus lying in bed and grumbling.
“Okay… You need to reach your goals quickly. What kind of trouble is this at this age?”

Yohan, who was watching the scene, approached her father and urged her.

“Papa! Pursuit!!!”

Jesus Joo, who skipped Game 5 of the final Asian qualifiers as a punishment, received an unintentional vacation.

On his dad’s holiday, Yohan felt like he had been given his birthday present. However, due to various factors such as jet lag and fatigue from long-distance flights, Yohan spent most of his waking hours sleeping.

“Come on! Come on!”
John’s patience was gradually running out. Yohan, who was looking for a chance to wake up his dad and play with him, remembered that his mom went to work every Friday morning at 10:00.

As he expected today, when his mother, the obstacle, disappeared, John immediately grabbed a soccer ball and climbed onto the boat of the Lord Jesus, waiting for his father to wake up.

“John, shall we go watch your mom work?”
“Nah!”

Yohan shakes his head at his father’s words.
Yohan instinctively knew that if he went to his mother like his father, he would be scolded.
The Lord Jesus does not understand John’s heart. He made petty threats to his son.

“I’ll eat and play”
“Nah!”
“Then Dad sleeps too.”
“Ooooo! Nah! Nora!!”

While stroking John’s head, who was crying and writing, the Lord Jesus made a cautious proposal once more.
“Then, are you going to see your mom and eat and play?”
Yohan nodded his head at his father’s suggestion, thinking that his real father might not play with him if this happened.
“Alas… “
Only then did the Lord Jesus get up from the bed and carry Yohan in his arms and move toward Yuna’s Youtube filming room.

Smart-!

Knock and carefully open the door, let’s go inside.
Song Yuna’s wide-eyed figure caught my eye.

“Kid! Jesus dog you bastard! Stop playing Un-Happy!”

At Song Yunan’s harsh words, Lord Jesus hurriedly covered Yohan’s ears. Even though she poured out her harsh words, her anger didn’t ease, so she huffed.

“Why? What’s the matter…?”

The Lord Jesus approached cautiously and laid his hand on his wife’s shoulder to calm her down. Then the Lord Jesus, who turned his head to see what was going on, let out a drool.
FM, nicknamed the Widowmaker, was located there.

“… Huh? Baby are you awake Did Yohan wake you up? “

John, who received his mother’s ferocious eyes, was held in his father’s arms, and Jesus stroked John’s head and shook his head.

“No, I have to get up now. What were you doing?”

Yuna Song looked at Lord Jesus and began to whine.

“… On FM, Jejus keeps playing Un-happy. During the game, you hit the opponent and get sent off and get disciplined. Is it because you lack loyalty and patience?”

At Yuna Song’s continued words, Jejus couldn’t help but laugh awkwardly.

“Hmm… Shall we complain to the game company that the stats are strange?”
“Huh? No, I think the stats reflect reality well…”

At Yuna Song’s words, Lord Jesus thought to himself.
I guess I’ll have to file a complaint with the game company.
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[Jejus posted a complaint about the game FM ability on their social media. ‘Loyalty is 5’. This is an insult to me, who dies and lives by loyalty. And why is patience 1? Who do you know as a ticking time bomb?’]

[Luis Garcia, leaving a comment on Lord Jesus’ social media. ‘You’re a ticking time bomb (laughs)’]

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Game over.
League round 13
Real Madrid 3:1 SD Eibar

[Jeju was substituted in the second half of the 85th minute and scored the key goal for Real Madrid. ‘If the team calls for it, I am ready to play.’]

[Louis Garcia shakes his head while looking at Jejus. ‘The players made bets on how many days that bastard would last.’]

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Game over.
League round 14
Real Madrid 7:0 RCD Espanyol

[Jejus, who played full-time following Villarreal, professional gamblers are embarrassed by Jejus unexpected full-time. ‘No… Didn’t he play full-time once a season?’]

[Jejus, who only scored ‘6’ in the second half, interviews with his right hand shaking. ‘There was no retaliation even for harsh foul play. Shouldn’t my patience be worth 10 at this level?’]

[Luis Garcia answered the reason why the game changed at the start of the second half. ‘Jeju led us to the right path. Although he is young, he is loyal, has excellent professionalism and leadership, and is a patient player.’]

[Real Madrid midfielder who requested anonymity. ‘There is a tyrant in the squad. During halftime, the tyrant’s reign of terror took place, and we had to be terrified.’]

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Game over.
League Round 15.
Real Madrid 2:0 SD Huesca

[Jesus reveals his confidence after taking a break before El Clasico. ‘We have finished all preparations.’]


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[Title: The Jesus type fortress is a bit scary.]

Not even lucky
I don’t even shave my mouth.
The scariest thing of all.

No football community.

Rattling… Bro i’m so cold
Please come back

└ Just come back?
└ No, you should come and sprinkle chicken as an apology.
└ What are the game stats, why do they go so far?
└ Well, just play happy football as usual.
└ It’s not long now either haha ​​Please watch it while you can.
└ ㅇㅇ The next match is Barcelona haha
└ HahaIt’s over tomorrow~ But for a Jesus hyung, you’ve been patient for a long time.

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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