Chapter 69 – Invitational Matches
After the friendly A match between Ecuador and Korea ended, there was an outcry on the Lord Jesus on the Internet.
[Title: Lord Jesus Shibalyeonah!]
I wanted to watch the Lord Jesus game play, so I booked a ticket for the Ecuador game, but I couldn’t play because this bastard was disciplined ^ㅗ^
└ Stupid ㅋ You should have booked the first game like me.
└ It’s a Jesus-hyung vs. Jjanggae match, but you don’t think you’ll get any punishment lol The head is a hat girl?
└ Is it true?
└ Nook Haha Didn’t you see Jesus running? Let’s stay together. It’s good!
└ Wow… It’s a big deal, I’m already looking forward to the World Cup
└ There are still two years left?
└ Yesterday’s performance and Jesus-type decision-making power would make the round of 16 cheaper.
└ Bingshins are turning on the happy circuit, yeah~ Even if there is Lord Jesus, our country is perfect~ Get your senses~
└ I don’t know how to play soccer alone.
└ Why is he so angry?
└ Are you a Hatch Unicorns fan?
└ Fuck, does it make sense to invite a 4th division team to play one more game during the season?
└ Nook Haha I was really a fan of Haechi.
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Time goes by
Early July.
In the invitational match between Colchester United and Hatch Unicorns at the home ground of Hatch Unicorns, Hatch Unicorns were leading with the advantage.
“Look! Because the game doesn’t work! What a 4th division league!”
At that time, Enso Martinez released the Hatch Unicorns’ pressure and developed an attack.
“Wow~ What is that crazy bastard? Why are you so good at it?”
“It’s Enso Martinez, the guy on loan from La Fabrica”
“Crazy, why are you playing in the fourth division?”
“He is the next captain of the Kimchi Pirates. The fanship of Jesus hyung is huge.”
In fact, there was a lot of talk online about this invitational match. The people who got the most horns were the supporters cheering for the Haechi Unicorns.
[Hatch Unicorns supporters express dissatisfaction with Colchester United invitational match. ‘Does it make sense to play an invitational game during the season? There’s not even a league break, so when other teams take a break, we play invitational games, and we have to stick with other teams with very little rest. An invitational match against a Premier League team, at least not a championship team, but a 4th division team at an important time with promotion…’]
In response to the public opinion of angry supporters, Haechi, a confectionery company, quickly started evolving by talking with us.
[Hatch, ‘It was a secret event, but in this match, Joo Jesus was scheduled to play for about 20 minutes wearing a Colchester United uniform. In addition, various events, including a fan meeting with Joo Jesus, will be held after the invitational game. Any fan who has a season pass for the Hatch Unicorns can attend.’]
And now, let the Lord Jesus stand on the touch line
A murmur grew in the crowd.
“Oh oh-! Come out!”
“Wow! Lord Jesus!!!”
“Jesus tongue!! I love you so much~!!!”
“Fuck-! Ecuador I didn’t get to see Joo-Jesus play because I booked a ticket, but I came to watch it because I’m a fan of Haechi!!!”
“Are you happy as a hatch fan?”
“I am happy.”
Joo Jesus was replaced by a wave of greetings to the fans cheering for him.
The three-person room from La Fabrica, including Enso Martinez, shed tears of emotion when Joo Jesus entered the stadium.
‘Oh, my God! I can’t believe I can play with Jejus!’
‘This is it, this is the reason I moved to Colchester!’
‘Will there be a chance to eat together like last time…’
While the three of them were thinking about something else, the Lord Jesus approached Enso Fernández with a smile on his lips and put his arm around his shoulder.
“Enso! Can I take a free kick?”
“… Yes? Yes!”
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[Jesus Joo, who was replaced, approaches Enso Martinez.]
└ It reminds me of the bully in my neighborhood when I was in school haha
└ Hey- laugh lol
[Uh… What should I say? It reminds me of my older brother who used to play in the neighborhood during my school days.]
[Yes, this is commentator Lee Do-hyun who said that Jesus Joo looks like a bully in the neighborhood.]
[… There was a momentary mistake in remarks. We offer our sincere apologies to the Joo-Jesus players and the Joo-Men (Joo-Jesus fan club).]
[A quick apology from commentator Lee Do-hyun, I think Joo Jesus will also forgive.]
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I watched the game from the bench and watched the Hatch Unicorns goalkeeper’s skills.
His feet are excellent and his defense was decent. I don’t know why he is in the 2nd division as a substitute player rather than a main player.
I apologized to Enso Martinez and conceded a free kick.
“Enso! Can I take a free kick?”
“… Yes? Yes!”
A goalkeeper with a youthful face caught my eye.
Can you stop this too?
If you stop this, I think the national team goalkeeper will stop worrying.
A position approximately 26 meters from the goal.
As I sat in front of the ball, Haechi Unicorns players with nervous expressions caught my eye.
Beep!
I heard the referee’s whistle, and I slowly ran towards the ball and kicked it with my left foot.
Bang-!
Ah! Such a killer’s fighting spirit! The moment I kicked, I realized I was wrong.
I was going to kick it properly so that I could block it properly, but I didn’t know what his fighting spirit was, and it became a shot aimed precisely at the corner of the goal.
Ugh. Can’t stop this?
The moment I let out a small sigh and was about to walk to the center circle.
Chin-
Aaaaa! Stop that!!
The booing of the crowd was heard along with the sound of the goalkeeper’s save.
On my way to the center circle, I turned my head to the booing of the crowd, and the roaring goalkeeper blocked my free kick with a flushed expression, and I ran to the goalkeeper as soon as I saw him!
“Vamos!!!”
When a 185cm muscular man came running to me with an excited expression and spouting unintelligible Spanish, I could see his face turning white. Whatever. I put a headlock on the young guy’s neck and roared as I stroked his shaved head like a baseball club member.
Fuck! Where have you been!
It’s okay! Got a goalkeeper!
My excitement didn’t subside even after I roared to my heart’s content, so I ran to the camera located on the corner flag and threw a ceremony. I punched and kicked the air and then pointed to the sky, commemorating my life so far.
Everyone except me was looking embarrassed, but I didn’t care!
A gatekeeper who can block my free kick!
It’s sex, it’s sex!
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Game over
Colchester United 5:3 Hatch Unicorns.
[Jesus Joo, who highly praised Hatch Unicorns goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom. ‘I see the qualities to become a world-class goalkeeper. ‘]
[Love calls pouring in from the top 5 European leagues!]
[Recruitment offers poured into the words of the Lord Jesus.]
[Yoo Young-beom, who became a swan from an ugly duckling!]
[The birth of the first goalkeeper from the top 5 European leagues in Korean history? Let’s learn about Yoo Young-beom!]
└Jesus hyung will be influential…
└ㄹㅇ Because Jesus said a word, several recruiting offers came in.
└ It’s because Jesus-hyung travels a lot, so it’s Jesus-hyung who was chosen as the number one soccer player by the world’s top 5 league coaches who is likely to do well as a manager
└ Among them, the most highly evaluated was the player’s eyes.
└ What is everyone talking about? I’m not talking about that.
└ This is what I said. (FIFA Online missing Yoo Young-beom card for sale. Jpg) Do you see waiting to buy?
└ Oh fuck, get rid of the bloody reptiles!
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[Title: Is there a striker you like who gets blocked?]
Ahaha Which country’s striker didn’t score, do you like it?
(Jesus Joo smiles like Liu Bi, who got Zhuge Liang from goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom’s save.Gif)
(Jesus Ju throwing a ceremony at goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom’s save show.Gif)
It was Korea’s signature striker Joo Jesus haha
└ He was happy with Jesus-type Chin.
└ Are the Hatch Unicorns assholes? Why are you using another kid as the main after leaving him as a candidate?
└ The real fuck. I don’t know how far Korea’s soccer malady goes.
└ Hatch Unicorns supporters. Goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom is a goalkeeper who joined through a joining test in December of last year! Please stop the slander against the Hatch Unicorns!
└ Articles are pouring out these days, but I read it once and criticize it…
[Title: Summary of reasons why Yoo Young-beom became famous now]
He criticizes the Hatch Unicorns without looking at news articles, so I’m posting a summary.
Yoo Young-bum’s life history.
1. At the time of high school graduation, he was 173 cm tall, so he was not selected for professional clubs or college scholarship students.
2. In the end, he gave up being a soccer player and immediately enlisted in the military, but he grew to 15cm tall in the army.
3. When I was thinking about trying again as a soccer player after being discharged, I saw my brother Jesus scoring and winning the Champions League final.
4. Because I was full of mulberries, I tried to cancel my registration at the academy without my parents knowing and take the K-League joining test, but the time was not right. Then, in December, I recklessly applied for the news that the Haechi Unicorns would hold a joining test.
5. Pulled out.
6. Increase your skills quickly with sincere training. It is understood that he quickly adapted to the height he grew up with.
7. As a result, he pushed out the current team’s main goalkeeper and started against Colchester.
8. Now, this situation ㅇㅋ?
Also, I left some advice in case there is a Chukbung who dares to challenge like Yoo Young-beom.
(Yoo Young-beom’s save record in high school.Jpg)
He’s 173cm tall, and he’s short for a keeper, but you can see how damn good his save rate is.
Let’s not drop out and throw it just because it’s full of mulberry. We can’t
Young Beom-sin was just a talent junkie from the beginning.
└ Thank you for drying it. After seeing the story of Young Beom-shin, I almost dropped out of school and took the test.
└ Haha
└ I saved a person haha
└ Oh fuck, I’ll write it quickly, I dropped out today
└ You idiot, go to the administration office and cancel it.
└ While dropping out, I told my advisor that I was a bald eagle for erectile dysfunction. Is it okay? If I get down on my knees and beg you, will you accept me again?
└ Were you a graduate student?
└ ㅇㅇ
└ Stupid voluntary slave kid hahaJust use this opportunity to escape.
└ In the first place, if I was a graduate student, I would be a sucker haha! It’s too late, so get a job or go to your advisor and get down on your knees and beg!
└ Chuksin: Age doesn’t matter, regretting doing something is less than regretting not doing it, try it first
└ Jesus type! I believed that hyung would understand my heart! I’ll train really hard from now on, so see you at the National University!
└ … Ah, like this, Jesus brother sent a person’s life away.
└ Chuksin: It’s not our life anyway.
└ Yes, it’s someone else’s life, so you can give advice.
