Chapter 519 – 519. The Mite Monster
519. Mites
“Ah, the baby is about to come out!”
“What? So, what should I do?”
“Uh… Well?”
As if colic had begun, Eunbyeol grabbed her stomach.
I put Eunbyul on the bed. And I turned on her cell phone and searched for how to have a baby.
‘What the fuck.’
There was only one damn useless book. Anyway, it’s fucking useless when you really need it.
“Ugh… I’m coming out… !”
“Already?”
I looked at Eunbyeol. She is in the so-called bopeun posture, with her legs spread and lifted over her. I could see something dark about her protruding from between her enlarged hips.
It’s a baby head
“What, why are you coming so fast?”
Is it true that babies come out so quickly? Wasn’t it a baby who had to suffer for 2-3 hours at the gynecologist? And wasn’t it the process of childbirth to stir up the k-postpartum care center?
I looked into Eunbyeol’s pussy. A baby with her head half crawling out already. The baby wriggled like a snake, and just like that, it slithered out of the pussy.
1 minute 57 seconds.
It was the time it took for the colic to start and the baby to come out.
Jump!
“Wow! What, what! The baby is standing!”
The baby fell on the bed sheet. The baby, whose hair had already grown, suddenly jumped up.
Seeing the strange sight of a baby standing on its own two feet with amniotic fluid still on its body, I stepped back in amazement.
Satan, satan Mister… No, it’s Miss Satan!!!
“Yeah!!!”
The baby, standing proudly on two legs, raised her arms. And be strong! I cried.
“Uh…”
Eunbyeol and I looked down at the baby with stupid expressions on our faces. The baby muttered as she stretched out for a while, then lowered her arms and turned to us.
“Oh, how are you?”
“Damn it!”
Eunbyeol gave an awkward greeting. The baby rushed at Eunbyul with her eyes twinkling. A baby who knows how to talk even if he doesn’t know why. Have you heard a real ghost?
‘Or maybe… Did you learn to speak by listening to us inside your stomach?’
There was a possibility. I don’t know how he learned to speak in such a short amount of time…
“Damn!!”
Still, the parents seem to notice. The baby clung to Eunbyul and rubbed her face against her stomach.
“Yes, my baby.”
At first, I was taken aback, but I guess I got used to it. Eunbyeol put on a soft expression and stroked her baby. The baby burrowed into Eunbyul’s arms and crouched down on her.
“Should I say hello to my dad too?”
“Papa?”
Swoop.
The baby raised her head. She looks up at me with her bright eyes. Eyes like that since I was a baby, what are you looking forward to in the future?
“Papa!!”
The baby jumped up again. And she looked at me and her Ododo also came running.
“Ouch.”
“Papa!!!”
A baby that fits snugly in my arms. The amount of activity is really enormous for a newborn subject.
‘He looks like he’s getting into trouble.’
I lifted the baby in my arms. The baby giggled and wiggled her leg. Seeing her sharp kicks, it seemed like she hadn’t grown up to be a decent kid.
There was also a genetic problem. No matter how much I received the power of God, the basic base is me and Eunbyul’s genes. Needless to say, Eunbyeol is also one of the poisonous species that endured even after being raped for several months, so it seems clear that her personality is damn right.
‘I don’t have any talent to cherish.’
Not a decent kid, but a ferocious kid? No answer.
“… Oh!’
I was worried about the future, but suddenly a good idea came to my mind.
“Why? Have you decided on a name for the baby?”
“Come to think of it, that has to be decided.”
Come to think of it, I’ve settled on the baby’s name.
I decided to come up with a name first. But what do you name it?
It’s usually a national rule to name a baby one by one from mom and dad… Eunhyun Lee? Or Lee Hyun-byul? Something doesn’t sound right.
“Hmm… How is Lee Soo-hyun?”
“It seems like a very common name.”
“What about Lee Ji-yeon?”
“Your name is similar to that of a pink fool. What if I become an idiot?”
“Lee So-yeon?”
“Something seems weak.”
“What the hell does that matter?”
We put our heads together for a while and pondered. In the meantime, Eun-byeol snuggles into her arms and grabs her chest. That guy is aiming for my heart.
“Huh? Our baby. Are you hungry?”
“Damn it… Mamma!”
Squeaky.
The baby has started sucking on the milk. Looking at that image, I thought that I was good at giving birth to a girl, not a boy. No matter how much my child is, I can’t see another man drinking Eunbyul’s breast milk.
“Then what about Irina?”
“Irina?”
Hmm… It’s a name that sticks to something. It feels Korean and exotic. Do with it?
‘Wait for a sec.’
Then, suddenly, an ominous feeling crossed my mind. You have the same name as that beauty YouTuber, right?
“For a moment… “
“Does our Lina and Mamma taste good?”
“Reena?”
“That’s your name.”
“Reena!”
But by the time I remembered that fact, it was already too late. Eunbyeol already started calling her baby Rina, as if she liked her name.
‘I can’t help it.’
Still, aside from that fact, it was a pretty decent name. You won’t be teased by the kids later, will you?
“Yeah!!!”
Lina also cried as if she liked her name. Then she starts eating Mamma again.
‘Then shall we begin?’
I would have named it She was going to do it earlier or decided to do it. The most amazing way to discipline a disobedient child.
“Lina, would you like Daddy to give you something nice?”
“Papa?”
Ngaerina stopped eating and looked at me. I sent her her nice gift, the ‘Apostle Covenant’.
“Huh?”
“This is called the apostle contract…”
An apostle cannot disobey the Constellation. The unchanging truth is a story that goes through both children and parents.
In other words, if you make this guy an apostle, her future parenting will be solid…
Right!
“Evil!”
“What are you doing to the kid!”
Hit one Even so, is it a bit like signing a contract with a kid who doesn’t know anything about it?
After all, parenting is done with love and heart…
[‘Irina’ has been added to the list of apostles.]
“What.”
I got it.
“Really, anyway.”
“Yeah!”
“Well, it’s not that bad to receive it.”
The only penalty of the apostle contract is that you cannot refuse my orders. Will I give my daughter strange orders?
“I think it will stay like that.”
“What do you look at me for?”
Our Eunbyeol’s heart is full of distrust. How lamentable it is that you can’t trust me after giving birth to my baby.
‘Should I look at the status window?’
To commemorate my acceptance as an apostle, I decided to look at her status window.
〈 Irina 〉
[Level: 1]
[Class: None]
[Potential: 7.7]
[Muscle: 7 Stamina: 7 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 7 Spirit: 7]
[Skill Slots: 0/99]
[Characteristic]
– Child of God (SSS)
[Talent]
– Child of God (SSS)
“What.”
Am I looking at it wrong now?
I rubbed her eyes once and confirmed her potential again. 7.7, unchanged.
“No fuck.”
As far as I know, Eunbyeol is in the 1 point range, and I know that the guys who are a little higher like Lee Ji-hyun or Byu-G are in the 3 point range… 7 points? Does this make sense? Lee Se-ah, who is said to be the greatest talent of all time, must be around 5?
“Why?”
“Huh? No, I’m just checking the status window.”
Shouldn’t this have been to create a legion of daughters by having sex with Eunbyeol from the beginning instead of just increasing the number of apostles?
In addition, as he became an apostle, his potential was raised to the end, and his stats were set to 7 points. The stats had a difference of about 5 times per 1 point, so if you compare it with the average person…
Let’s see… Multiply 5 by 6…
‘15625 times…’
If you add the invisible decimal point there, it is safe to say that there is a difference of more than 30,000 times. Well, it was more like a biological weapon than a human.
“It’s ridiculous.”
“Huh?”
There are another 99 skill slots. It’s just a number that I can’t fill even if I put all the useful skills I have. The word ‘God’s child’ attached to his characteristics is a perfect match for him.
But what is that characteristic ability?
[Child of God (SSS)]
– A child who has inherited the power of a god. It becomes immortal until the power of the god runs out, and even if it dies, it is resurrected in the sanctuary of the god.
– Immune to most status ailments, seals, and curses.
What is this again
Give me this too, damn it.
I looked at Eunbyeol’s stomach. If Eunbyeol is on the ship, wouldn’t he be able to get that?
‘It’s not like he’s only strong in the corner of the room.’
No matter where you look, there is no word that it is limited to the corner of the room. Truly Munchkin itself. I stared into Irina’s eyes. Just, isn’t it like being possessed by a person from another world?
“Papa?”
Come to think of it, it is suspicious to know how to speak from the beginning. No matter how genius you are, does your baby speak Korean from birth just because he knows something?
I gave Irina a suspicious look. Receiving my gaze, Lina came towards me, cringing at the sight of something suspicious in her eyes.
“Papa… It hurts?”
‘Observe!’
I activated the Observation Eye. If there is a soul of a person from another world, it will be detected by my power. But fortunately there was no such thing.
[Irina
– 0 years old. Female. Virgin.]
Of course you must be a virgin, you motherfucker.
I always habitually check to see if I’m a virgin, so I’m giving a shit to the baby. Embarrassed by her, I cleared her throat and picked her up.
“Papa!”
“Yes, I am your father.”
“Kyahaha.”
It feels good to be lifted up. I gave her a ride by rocking her up and down. Because she is a baby, she dies of joy even if she is simply shaken.
He’s a stupid boy
“Ah!! Aye!!”
“Anyway, it’s very cute.”
“What?”
“I mean Lina.”
Eunbyeol took Lina away. She laughed as she ran her fingers over her baby’s soft cheeks. Her baby looks cute.
“Is it.”
“It will be very pretty when it grows up… But, no way, our Constellation… You’re not going to touch your daughter, are you?”
“What beast am I?”
How dare you touch this baby anyway. Before I am a Constellation, I am also a human being. It is unacceptable to do such an anti-human act.
“Really?”
“Yes.”
“Even if you become very pretty later?”
“Yes… I guess?”
“Huh… You seem unsure of something.”
Eunbyeol gives a suspicious glance. She kept Irina away from me.
“No access.”
“What, where is that?”
I took the baby right away. Irina kept purring, thinking that we were playing something, since we were exchanging. Originally, I don’t like children, but she doesn’t cry and just smiles like this, so it’s cute.
“I’ll give you Mamma.”
Since he’s a baby who doesn’t even cry, I decided to give him a prize. I took the chocolate out of my pocket. Then he brought it to Lina’s mouth.
“Ugh… ? Mamma!!”
After licking it once, he started coveting the chocolate with his eyes shining. I fed her chocolate to Irina, rubbing it on her tongue. The chocolate quickly melted and disappeared.
“Yeah!”
A body that seems to say, “Give me more.” I put something else in her mouth. My favorite drink, Zero Pepsi.
As much as it was called God’s drink, it is a food suitable for God’s child. I poured Coke Zero into Irina’s mouth. And one hit.
Fuck!
“Ouch.”
“What are you feeding the child now!”
“He is no ordinary child. Can I have a Coke?”
“I mean that now… My baby, if you’re hungry, let’s eat.”
Eunbyeol took Irina from her and put her breasts in her mouth. She stays still for a while and then Irina sucks her baby mamma. After a few sucks, I took her mouth off her chest.
“Mamma…”
And I looked at the Coke in my hand. Also, what does this guy know?
“Eh, what is this…”
“Would you like another bottle?”
“Yeah!”
Seeing the strange sight of a newborn baby grabbing a cola bottle and drinking it, Eunbyeol lost her senses.
Mites despaired of this corrupt world where adults wanted cola instead of cola and adults wanted breast milk instead of coke.
I took out another bottle of her Coke and put it into Irina’s mouth. Eat very well.
“Ha…”
Eunbyul grabbed her head.
“Anyway, I think it’s time to leave.”
“Iknow, right.”
There was still a long way before the 10 months that we had planned had passed, but the baby had already come out, so it was also the case that time was still stopping.
However, it was a bit like releasing the baby into the world like this. A baby from All Stats 7. I have no idea what will happen if I let them out.
“It would be better to go after a little basic education.”
“Maybe?”
“Mamma?”
“Teach me some words, teach me some common sense, and then let’s go.”
“That’s nice.”
In that sense, let’s grow a little more and go out. I’ll be able to teach you how to speak properly.
