Chapter 488 – 488. The Auction House
488. Auction house
“It’s lame.”
“What else are you complaining about?”
“If you go to an auction house, don’t you think pretty girls have to wait on you?”
Arriving at the auction house, I looked around. There are so many things to hide, all of them wearing masks and robes.
I also didn’t like the waiters roaming around the lobby. Previously, places like auction houses had to be attended by pretty girls dressed as bunny girls, but there were no people, only mannequin-like robots walking around.
“I’m a Guardian.”
“What is that.”
“It’s like a robot made with magic engineering.”
“If I were going to make it, I would make it into a maid robot. What is that?”
Anyway, you kojaeng bastards have no sense. What the hell are you doing without protecting maids, the wonderful cultural heritage of the country of centipedes?
‘Ah~ I want to molest you~.’
I entered the entrance of the auction house while chanting a chant in my heart. At the entrance, guards wearing devil masks like me were accepting tickets.
“Please go in.”
Jessica showed her one black card and she passed right through. Also, Black Temple. I have a little bit of a kick.
The inside of the auction house resembled a small Colosseum. There are seats surrounded by a circle at the edge, and auction items and a moderator are raised at the bottom.
I sat down where I could see well. Aside from the poor service, the seats were pretty good. To the point where you might fall asleep if you’re not paying attention.
‘It’s so comfortable…’
Just want some sleep? Let Alicia handle the purchase and I’ll get some sleep.
It seemed like a useful idea, but I decided to quit because if I left it to Alicia or the like, I would buy a bunch of useless things like paper. You have to believe in years to believe.
Jihyun Lee and Alicia have to trust and filter them.
“Is there anything to eat here?”
“Tell the Guardians and they will give it to you.”
“Ohh.”
I looked around and found the robot. There’s one just passing by.
“Hey, robot.”
“Tell me.”
I talked to the robot roaming around. A robot that understands Korean as if Hanpae is installed. I told him my requirements.
“A plate of virgin pretty girls.”
“This order cannot be confirmed. Please say it again.”
“A plate of pretty girls.”
“This order cannot be verified. Please say it again.”
“Fuck the kid! I want to have sex!”
The robot’s chest opened and something came out. Chicken with beer
“This isn’t even sex.”
Maybe you don’t know This golden-brown chicken might have passed as a beautiful girl among chickens.
I get a little hungry, so I have to eat this. Since I was eating the chicken deliciously, Alicia whined for me too.
“Hey tin can! Please give me too!”
As we were munching on the food recommended by the AI and chatting, people slowly started kicking in. An auction that does not start even after waiting for a long time because it came too early. It’s underground, so the data didn’t explode as well.
‘It explodes even inside the dungeon, but seeing that it doesn’t explode, is there some kind of magical treatment?’
It felt like it was intentionally blocked. Is there any reason for security? Anyway, it’s a place I don’t like in many ways. Start soon or fuck.
“But where can I see what the auction items are?”
“You can use a tablet or get a pamphlet from the Guardians.”
I called the tin can again. Even if I called it roughly, the performance seemed to be a little better.
‘Shall I steal one? ?’
It may be fine if I remodel it to my liking. But in that case, I thought it would be more efficient to just create a new member, so I gave up.
“Please call again if you need a detailed description of the product.”
“OK.”
I flipped through the pamphlet I got from Can. Shall we check if there is anything to buy?
“Hmm.”
I’m not sure what it is.
There were a lot of things written that looked good, but I couldn’t tell what was good just by looking at the name. Unlike the shops attached to my constellation abilities, there is no such thing as a rank in reality.
From F-class to SSS-class. I was just looking at the hard division by grade, and suddenly seeing this, my head didn’t turn. I can’t ask you to explain everything. I guess I just have to see and decide.
‘It’s annoying… What?’
I pouted and continued to look through the pamphlet. Then, I found some odd things.
“Hey, Jessica.”
“Yes?”
“Do you sell slaves here?”
“Ah, sometimes. I don’t treat them professionally, but special guys are sometimes caught.”
“Special guys? Are you going to catch even an S-class Hunter?”
“No, the more special ones.”
Jessica lifted her witch hat and spoke into my ear.
“They are aliens.”
“An alien… ?”
“Yes, the guys called Invaders. There are monsters among dogs, but there are plenty of them that look just like us. They are very valuable as test subjects.”
“No, you caught them?”
Usually it would be difficult to catch invaders because they live by building dungeons, but they managed to catch them. Once the dungeon collapses, they die too, so even if you don’t know how to kill them, it will be difficult to capture them alive.
“In the case of people from other worlds, there are quite a few cases where they drive magic in a completely different way from us, and above all…”
Week by week.
Jessica talking excitedly. I just listened in one ear and let it out in the other. I didn’t study even when there was a month left for the SAT.
– After a while, the big auction will start.
It wasn’t until the auction hall was filled with people that the announcement started to sound. People rushed downstairs and made a fuss.
“Well, it seems to be starting.”
“Well, well, I will.”
“Suck my dick.”
“What. Aww!!”
There is a difference between violence and lust. I, who had accumulated sexual desire, relieved it by hitting Alicia instead.
“Knock it off.”
Where do you want to see what comes out? Just do nothing, I’ll destroy it all as punishment for wasting my time.
“Greetings to the precious people who visited our black market’s grand auction today! I am the 11th crow to host the auction today!”
The moderator wearing a plague doctor mask greeted with exaggerated gestures. I looked at him sullenly and scratched my dick.
“Okay, so let me show you the first thing right away. The first item of this big auction is right!”
With a useless effect, the floor cracked and something came up.
“Iron will!”
“Oh oh.”
A beautiful necklace is floating in a transparent glass tube. It seems that that floating thing emitting a gray aura is a steel will or a jerk. Before he could even wonder what he was doing, the host opened his mouth.
“A will of steel strengthens all things made of iron! If you wear this necklace, a crude sword can be transformed into a superb sword, and rusted armor can be transformed into a steel plate that deflects magic bullets!”
‘So, isn’t it steel?’
Still, the fact that he became stronger no matter how much he picked up something, something intrigued him. I jumped right into bidding.
“Iron Will Starts at $1 Million!”
“Let’s see…”
I measured my money in dollars. Although it is written in Korean won, it can be used in dollars because it is stored in a bank inside the black market anyway.
‘About 1 billion dollars?’
It’s more than I thought.
$1 million is just cute. I started flex right away.
“Four million dollars.”
“Four million! It’s amazing that you’re posting it 4 times hot!”
Despite my pumpkin-like raise, the idiots caught up. I double that every time they charge… I tried to sing it, but it seemed to be too over-the-top, so I just put it up a little bit.
“The Iron Will sold for $12 million!”
“I bought it expensive because of the bugs.”
I clicked my tongue. Because of the fools, the money went out unnecessarily. But it wasn’t too much of a waste since I spent the money anyway.
“Shall I kill Master?”
As I was biting my tongue, Alicia pounced on me again. I wonder when this pathetic guy will come to his senses…
“Exterminate them all later.”
“John name… !”
I played around with Alicia and focused on the next auction. A lot of useless looking things came out, but I bought a lot of things that came out.
The reason was simple.
Because it’s fun.
“Twelve hundred!
“Two thousand four hundred.
“Profit… !”
The girl in the butterfly mask stared in my direction. When I caught up with them by doubling the price, they were very angry.
“Quack.”
I leisurely leaned back on the backrest and smiled. He must have noticed that I was laughing, and life shuddered in his body.
“Two thousand five hundred!!”
“Fifty million.”
“What are you doing, bastard!”
Eventually, the impatient girl screamed. Her guards around her rushed to calm her down.
“It will be troublesome if you make a fuss here.”
“Aww…”
“Puhahaha!”
I laughed at her a bunch of her.
It’s funnier than I thought to be tough on this.
“Ashantea’s Tears sold for 50 million!”
By the way, that wasn’t an item or artifact, it was just a tiara with a large jewel embedded in it. Which means it’s useless to me. I just bought it to temper.
I’ll have to say farewell later.
“How are you going to use that?”
“For a gift.”
“For that sake!”
Ignored
‘I have to keep harassing that bitch.’
The woman wearing the butterfly mask. The hitting feel is pretty good. 0.5 Lee Ji-hyun level?
I interrupted her by raising her price every time she tried to buy something from her. Every time I raise the price, I shudder. It’s just that there was no reaction restaurant.
“Thirty million.”
“Profit… !! Fifty million!!”
“Fifty million! Fifty million came out! Is this really getting hot?”
She raises her money to see if she’s annoyed that I keep following her. I didn’t want to spend more than 50 million on a useless item, so I just kept my mouth shut.
Why don’t you just look at me
“Are there any more? 3, 2, 1. Keithraig’s orb sold for $50 million!”
“Now, wait a minute… !”
She panicked when I didn’t catch up. From the looks of it, she seemed to be trying to fuck me, so she called up the money.
Hehe.’
I just watched it without much thought, but I fed it again. I giggled as she watched her shudder.
– You must kill.
An electric sound came into my head. I cleared her ears and shut her out.
It wasn’t too scary. Even if they really came to visit me, there was no way I was afraid of Stella, who was next to me.
‘I’m curious about his face.’
If it’s a pretty bitch, I’ll take care of it, but if it’s an ugly cicada, I’ll beat it to the point of death and kick it out. I decided not to kill him because something happened to me.
‘Because I’m too merciful.’
“But didn’t you spend all your money by now?”
“Is it?”
I checked my balance. Quite a lot of money had been drained from bullying the stupid bitch. The remaining money is now only about 100 million dollars. I used it sooner than I thought.
“Now, this time we have something special for you!”
The presenter made a fuss. It’s been a while since I’ve been in the middle of a long time, so I didn’t expect much.
“Huh?”
But this time I got really interested. Because something in the shape of a human was trapped inside the huge glass tube and growling.
“This is a foreigner who dared to invade the Earth without fear!”
I opened my eyes wide and looked at the guy trapped inside the glass coffin. A bitch banging on a glass wall, his reddish hair hanging down, shaking his watermelon-sized chest.
Its wings with a bat-like coating on its back are spread out, and a black, heart-shaped tail with a slightly pinkish tinge is staggering around the tailbone. The two knobs on the head boasted a smooth luster, burning red and then cooling to black repeatedly.
“The exact race is unknown, but according to the opinion of appraisers…”
“One hundred million!”
“Uh… ? One hundred million! Suddenly 100 million came out!!”
I immediately invested all my money.
When you come to the auction house, it is a national rule to purchase slaves (virgin, beautiful girl, marriageable, originally pretty but unable to eat or wash, so their beautiful appearance is hidden, and they have abilities and talents, but are rebellious and their talents have not bloomed yet, so the price is low).
“I live on one hundred million. Give it right now.”
