Chapter 225 – Let’s Roll #226
#226 Let’s Roll
“Well, if you like that, then I’ll ask you directly and neatly. Hey, what’s your relationship with monster hunters?”
“… Who?”
The moment I heard the word monster hunter, my face hardened.
‘Ah… It was cheap.’
Oh, I’ll correct it. Not his face, but his alter ego’s cock hardened. Currently, I am making rice cake with Lamia, the younger brother of the succubus, as an alter ego (Mark Sam).
Sex is a drug! I can not stop!
Anyway, I focused on the body again.
“Who? Monster Hunters? Monster Hunters… Aren’t they the ones who live outside the city?”
“Right.”
“But why do you ask what kind of relationship I have with them? Of course there is no relationship?”
“…Do you really have nothing to do with them? You’ve never met them?”
“Of course. I’ve never been out of town, so what’s the relationship with them?”
“Hmm…”
The president of the Valencia Association studied me closely to see if I was serious. But since I was wearing a mask, there was no way to know.
“Kuhm!”
He cleared his throat as if he realized that fact too late.
“Then, whose order did you save me last time?”
“Orders? I take orders?”
What’s wrong with this gentleman? Why would you call someone who is busy (having sex) and ask you these meaningless questions?
Who dares to presumptuously give orders to me!
Heaven and earth, infants alone.
As the only player in this world, the strongest villain, and the strongest psychic, there is no one who can give orders to me!
“Isn’t that a funny story? I’m taking orders… I’m curious too. Who dares to give me orders? Tell me. Who are you?”
“…”
Then, the president of the Valencia Association made an impression.
“What do you mean? Didn’t you tell me?”
“Huh? What did I say?”
“You said you saved me by using a precious potion on someone’s orders.”
“… Ah.”
Thinking back, I did say that at the time.
At that time, I was ordered by Rachel, a cutie who transformed into Cutie Armor, to rescue the president of the Valencia Association. So he saved him by using the precious psychic power creation ticket and level up ticket.
I wonder who dared to give me an order, and it turned out to be our Rachel!
‘But our Rachel can do that. Because it’s cute.’
Rachel, like my daughter, can give me orders.
“Ah, ah, yes. That’s right. I said that. Surely then I took orders and saved you.”
“Yes. You told me so. Whose orders did you take?”
“But I can’t tell you that.”
“What?”
“Well… First of all, there’s personal privacy… And if I tell who I got the order from, you guys won’t flirt with him? So I don’t like it. I won’t tell you.”
“Hmm…”
The president of the Valencia Association drooled and crossed his arms.
What? Whatever? I’m pretty sure I said I’ll tell you everything except the things I can’t answer, right? I have no intention of telling you anything about our Rachel.
The president of the Valencia Association, who was thinking about something, opened his mouth again.
“Then the person who gave you the order is not related to monster hunters, right?”
“Oh well, I’ve never met a monster hunter before.”
“Um… I see. I’ll take your word for it.”
“Ah, I believe in you and I’m a man who doesn’t know lies. I’m not going to tell you, the president of the Hero Association, but just trust me.”
‘Hmm…’
But even though I said it, I really don’t believe it. If a hero who has never met me comes up to me and says ‘trust me!’, They will slap me, saying, ‘What the hell are you doing?’
But what I just said is what I said, so the president of the Valencia Association must believe my words unconditionally. Because that’s what I said!
‘Just don’t believe it. Because honoring the old man will become an attack on the old man.’
You openly asked me, but you don’t believe me? This is something that can never be overlooked. Because they called me here. My time is never light.
“Anyway, is that the end of the business?”
“That’s right. Oh, and it’s very late, but thank you for saving me twice.”
“Heh. Say nothing.”
I said, showing a circle with my index finger and thumb to the president of the Valencia Association, who was giving me thanks.
“I want you to take care of this.”
“…”
“Now then, shall we eat? Come to think of it, I was talking without even eating a piece of sashimi.”
“Hehe… Eat a lot.”
“Yeah. I’m going to eat a lot anyway. Order one more than that. This tuna is delicious.”
“… You ate it all already? That much?”
“… He just swallowed the sashimi without chewing it like water.”
The president of the Valencia Association and the memory hunters looked at me with bewildered eyes. Why? What? Is this the first time you see someone drinking sashimi?
*****
Steel Armor, who finished 10 servings of tuna sashimi and 33 bottles of sake, left the Japanese restaurant coolly as if he had finished his errands. In the meantime, Steel Armor did not forget to pack a serving of tuna sashimi in the name of the president of the Valencia Association.
“Something… Looks like the storm has passed.”
“Yes. It’s a storm in many ways.”
The two men looked at the 10 empty plates that were once full of tuna sashimi with absurd eyes.
It is said that mukbangs are popular on the Internet these days, but I can assure you that if Steel Armor goes on mukbangs, they will immediately take the top spot in mukbangs.
“But brother.”
“Why?”
“Now, can you explain it to me? What is the Steel Armor that saved you twice, and what is the Monster Hunter?
“First…”
The president of the Valencia Association said the same thing to the memory hunter as he said to the nine-tailed fox. The longer the president’s words spoke, the more the memory hunter’s eyebrows furrowed.
“Huh… Can this be?”
“Shocking, right? I think so too. And the timing of the steel armor’s appearance is so coincidental…”
“Your brother is a bitch now, too.”
“Because it’s a coincidence… Huh? What?”
“Even hard-boiled, which was popular, is just something that went well in the past. Or did your body get rusty from sitting at your desk and looking at papers?”
“… If you keep your mouth shut, I think you’ll become a very good younger brother.”
“Chuckling. How can that be? I’d rather be a bad younger brother to my older brother than being a good younger brother.”
“Damn it.”
The president of the Valencia Association, who shook his head as if he couldn’t stop, turned serious again and asked the memory hunter.
“I want you to keep an eye on Steel Armor.”
“What? That guy? I’m busy. I have so many things to do. More than that, if you don’t believe him, why the hell did you call him here?”
“First of all, I tried to judge him by looking at him.
“Information? What information?”
“Judging from the tone of voice, the shape of the chin and mouth exposed while eating, the large body, and the low-pitched voice, the estimated age is mid-20s to mid-30s. Gestures when thinking and gestures when speaking, right-handed, etc. . I got a lot of information.”
“…”
The memory hunter looked at the president of the Valencia Association in a daze as he continued to explain. After all, class is an eternal law.
For reference, memory hunters use psychic powers or capture them with their senses when catching criminals. And the surprising fact is that the probability of being the real culprit is over 70%, perhaps because of the long years of catching criminals or villains.
However, he did not know that he could extract so much information from what he saw and heard like the president of the Valencia Association.
“Then we’ll be able to quickly find out who’s hiding inside that monstrous skull mask, right?”
“If you have the time, equipment, and people, you can figure it out. Anyway, there’s nothing wrong with being careful, so keep an eye on him for a while. Let me ask you a favor.”
“Oh really… Then what am I doing up until now?”
“Hand it over to another team. You just need to confirm the real culprit.”
“Wow… Are you saying that you’re going to openly share your achievements with other guys?”
“How are you? Don’t talk nonsense.
“If I knew this would happen, I wouldn’t drink tuna sashimi and rice wine. It’s annoying because I eat and drink for no reason.”
“Let’s go out now. Or shall we go for the second round?”
“What about the second round?
“…”
The head of the Valencia Association grumbled and smiled heartily as he watched the memory hunters rise from their seats.
He grumbles all day every time he is asked to do something, but when he is actually working, he stops drinking for a while and concentrates to produce satisfactory results.
He said he was already working hard, and soon he would find out whether Steel Armor was a trustworthy or unreliable guy.
“True. You go out with the gumiho for a while.”
“Gumiho? My brother’s secretary? What is he doing?”
“No matter how much Steel Armor has been privately exchanging phone numbers with you, don’t trust the villain too much. You’ll get hurt.”
“… It’s okay, take the weakling brother with you. And I’ve been following for several years. Do you think I’m going to get caught by Steel Armor? Hold onto your worries and mash them.”
“Original guy. Stubborn. But if you need help, you can always contact me right away, okay?”
“Nungnung. I know, so let’s leave now.”
“Okay.”
The two left the Japanese restaurant after almost six hours.
*****
“It’s $5,208 in total, Mr. President.”
“…”
“…”
The two of them froze for a while after hearing the exorbitant price.
*****
Next day.
Bang-!
A memory hunter burst through the door. After looking around the office, he trudged in, tossed his bag, and sat down on the sofa.
“Hey… What kind of sofa is softer than the bed at home? The building is big and nice. You must be making a lot of money? Is this why people with supernatural powers are making excuses for being villains?”
“… What are you doing here?”
Tak Tak Tak Tak -!
I could hear the sound of footsteps rushing towards me from outside.
“Boss!”
“Are you okay?!”
“Memory Hunter! How dare you say this place…!”
“Ah, that’s all right. Everyone go out and see what’s going on.”
He had to raise his hand to calm the gangsters, as he was going to rip a hole in the memory hunter’s head at any moment.
“But…”
“I bet you guys aren’t worried about me, are you? Go down and work.”
“… Yes, boss. If you have something to ask, call me anytime.”
“Okay, come down now.”
As he shook his hand, the gangsters glared at the back of the memory hunter’s head and turned around. I closed the door with clear footprints and sat across from the memory hunter.
“The back of my head feels hot because I’m glaring at you so much.”
“Hey… I knew you were about to leave, but I didn’t expect it to be this far. I never thought you would invade here alone. No, wait. You didn’t come here killing my children, right? Then I’m in trouble too. I can’t stay still. ?”
“Huh? What of you bastards? They just let me go?”
“Huh? What are you talking about? Just let me go?”
“Yeah. I heard you came to see me, so I just told you to go up?”
“…”
I was speechless at the memory hunter’s words.
These fucking tight assholes!
Somehow, when I said that I acted excessively like I usually do, it was because I didn’t want to be scolded by me! Uhh fuck… Those idiots are my subordinates! I was really stunned.
‘It’s all because of that bastard. Even if this bastard didn’t go on vacation!’
In the middle, there was no one to control the prickheads, so the lack of brains of the pricksters was clearly revealed.
Those crazy guys said they were looking for me, so they just sent me up, and later realized that the person they let through was a memory hunter, so they hurriedly came up.
And he was afraid that he would be scolded by me, so he played like that beforehand.
‘Even if I gathered anyone with the intention of using it as a consumable, wouldn’t that be too thoughtless?’
But it was also natural.
It’s even more strange if an organization that has rapidly inflated its power remains intact.
‘But the more I think about it, the more I get angry. No matter how expendable they are, all those idiots do is sell drugs, right?’
The only thing that has value as a consumable is the battle with the jet stream. Even that was my busiest move.
‘I’ve been following you, these tight bastards. I’ll pull out even the hair that will grow in the future.’
I’m going to have to roll hard so that these guys can play the role of people.
