Worst Hero Ever 29

Chapter 29 – Exercising the First Night Right

“Why don’t you take poison instead? Then you would have gone quietly without being beaten to death by us.”
“It’s no big deal to deal with two of your lowly serfs.”
“Kuh-kuh-kuh, the level 1 youngster is bluffing. What the hell did you do without raising your level after becoming a nobleman?”

I also scanned the rich man’s level.
The village chief is level 2, and the son of the village chief is level 3.

“You guys aren’t particularly high level, are you?”
“It is. But what about this one? Guys! Come in!”

Bang
Wood Deuk Wood Deok

The door bursts open, and men pour in, pushing their hands with the force to break their finger bones.

Aww.
Were there any accomplices?

Hehe, is this the famous idiot boy?”
“As rumor has it, anchovies are short. It won’t be difficult to deal with.”
“Let’s get rid of it quickly and eat those girls. And! Have a first date with the driver. I look forward to giving it to you.”

Everyone is in a state of excitement, pouring out low-level obscenities and going crazy.
How many of these are there?
Looks like at least 15 people.

Apparently, all the men in the manor came here.

“Did you mean killing me and gang-raping Cheryl and May with all these men?”
“Isn’t that obvious? Those bitches are unlucky enough to have the wrong owners.”

They say that it’s all the fish they caught anyway.

“Then, my lord. It’s time to go. Be kind in your next life.”

The village men slowly approach me with wooden poles.
Anyway, since you can catch level 1 without poison, it must have revealed its true color.

Shall we check the stats that have increased in the meantime?

“Huap!”

The first man slams the wood from top to bottom with a spirit.
The intention is to hit my head.

“It’s not suited to such slow attacks.”

I look at the trajectory of each tree precisely with cool eyes, and then slightly turn to the side.
A club that was brutally swung where I was.

“What? Are you agile than you thought?”
“That’s right, it’s level 1. Most of us are 3 or 4.”

That’s right.
Did you go hunting a lot in the manor in the corner?
Not bad for serfs level 3 or 4.

But you guys don’t know what my stats are, right?

Strength: 48 Dexterity: 32 Intelligence: 5 Luck: 2

Generally speaking, it’s a figure that reaches level 20.

You gave it
Do you think a level 3 or 4 novice user can catch a level 20 dungeon monster in an RPG game?

Doesn’t even take damage.
Poor middle school students.

Spot

My new model disappears.
These stupid serfs couldn’t even catch my movements with their eyes.

The place he showed up was right in front of the village chief’s son.
His pupils dilate at the sudden sight of me.

“How dare you touch my slave’s udder? I’ll break those filthy hands.”

Grab your forearms with both hands.

In the past, when I was living as Song Gil-jun, I had a brief return to farming.
To say it was a return-to-farm life, the workshop was only in the countryside.

There, I accidentally received and ate corn that a farmer gave me, and it felt so good to cut the corn in half?

Taking advantage of the feeling of that time, I cut off the arm of the village chief’s son as if I was cutting corn in half.

Ddoouk
Wooddeuk

Uh, as expected, the strength stat is a gangster.
I can vividly feel the crack in the bone in my right forearm and split it in half.

“Quaaaaagh!”
“This! Billy!”
“That guy broke Billy’s arm!”
“Everyone go and get rid of it!”
“Aaaaa!”

Everyone shouts and rushes at me.
It’s the beginning of the battle.

He kicks the first man in the stomach and pushes him away.
The man who was hit in the chest by the soles of my feet flew away vomiting his blood.

“Keah!”

The important thing is that as he flew away, he crushed even a few people following him, and they all fell down together.

As soon as there was space, I rushed toward the tallest guy standing among them.

“Only you are level 5, I’ll treat you first.”

He thrusts his shoulder into the abdomen of the one with the best physique among them.

“Keep it off!”

The eyes of a man with two heads bigger than me, likely to be 2m tall, are round.

Ignoring the eerie sound coming from my stomach, I pushed it with my shoulder.

“Aaaaa!”

When I pushed the 2m tall giant with a spirit, the guys behind it overlapped their bodies together and rolled into one hamburger.

Quaang

In the end, the door of the village chief’s house was smashed, and I pushed the giant to the yard and threw it.

“Ughhh…”
“It hurts…”

Men who have just been tangled up in a small house and have been bumped into and injured are rolling over and complaining of pain.

The village chief came out to the yard and glared at me with a slightly pale complexion.

“I can’t believe it. It’s not a level 1 move. It’s obviously level 1, so it’s floating.”

“Don’t judge nobles by the standards of your lowly serfs. It’s because I’m hiding at least one number.”

“But that is all meaningless now.”
“Huh? What does that mean…”

I stopped talking and got goosebumps on my back, so I quickly turned my back.
Then, a sharp silver dagger grazed my side.

Spatula

Ugh.
The side was slightly cut.

“Is this bastard cowardly attacking from behind with a knife?”

And.
If I hadn’t raised my agility before starting the fight, I would have been hooked in one shot.

Looking at the cut on his side, it was only a slight graze.

There’s some blood, but it doesn’t look like there’s any internal damage.

“Pup. You fell behind.”

Go right behind me and catch the guy who attacked me.

“Let go! Let go of this!”

The guy choking on my headlock stance drops his knife and struggles, scratching my forearm with his claws, but the difference in strength makes no sense.

I picked up the knife he dropped.

“Save me, save me! I was wrong.”

Only then did he realize the difference in strength and beg for his life.
I tell him the simple logic of the world.

“If you thought of putting a knife in someone else’s back, you should have thought that you could get stabbed in your own body too.”

Pooh wook
As it is, stab the dagger into the abdomen.
A man who couldn’t even scream and his eyes widened.

“It is not over yet.”

When I was on Earth, there was an island country called Japan to the east of Korea.

And in the past, there was a tradition among the leading samurai in Japan.

Seppuku right away.
I don’t know why that culture came about, but it’s used here.

Softly

Turn the knife that was inserted right away horizontally and make an incision from the center of the abdomen to the side as if slicing the belly of a mackerel.

“Quaaaaagh! Aaaaagh!”

Well, the desperate screams are pleasing to my ears.
It’s the taste of blood I haven’t seen in a long time since hunting for married women.

Rumble

Guts and blood trickling down his stomach drip onto the floor.

“Ooh, woah! Wow!”
“Your stomach is weaker than the village chief thought? Did you try to kill someone with that mindset?”

Kudang tangtang

At that time, the men who had been shocked by the shock came out into the yard again.

And they also vomited the same way when they saw the man’s split stomach.

“Ugh…”
“It’s disgusting.”

Finally, fear is engraved in the eyes of the men.

But why doesn’t karma rise?
Are you going to give it all at once?
It looks like Saerom is really tight.

Anyway, for now, focus on the situation in front of you.

“Say that you all died today.”
“Don’t bullshit! We still have more than 10 left…”

I couldn’t finish talking.
I caught the guy who was already talking softly and hit him on the back of the neck with the handle of the knife.

The man immediately rolls over her eyes, bites the foam, and passes out.
Then why are you the first to open your mouth?

“Speech, nonsense.”
“I couldn’t even see…”
“As expected, I didn’t touch the nobles! Everyone run away!”

Starting with the guy who asked to run away, he blew away the thrush with a round kick.

Perok

Oh.
Look at the corn.
It was dry

If they run away, it’s annoying for nothing, so I knocked them out by hitting them on the back of the neck as fast as I could.

The reason they didn’t kill was because even death was considered a luxury to these guys.

All the men in the village who couldn’t overcome the overwhelming difference in stats in the conclusion collapsed in the yard and passed out, struggling like a scarecrow with a thread cut off.

“Lastly, the village chief. Do you have something to say?”
“Sal, please save me! I couldn’t tell the difference between up and down. If you spare my life, I will live my life gratefully.”

I guess I finally realized that I was touching the hive the wrong way.
In front of me, the village chief collapses on his stomach and trembles.
So now I’ll have to take care of it.

“Go into the house right now and get some rope to tie these guys up.”
“Yes yes!”

Hearing my words, he went into the house panting.
Still, it’s a village chief’s house, so there must be a rope.

As expected, the village chief brings a rope.

“Tie these guys up. If you tie it roughly, I will tie your neck with this rope.”
“All right! I will tie it up carefully.”

The frightened village headman begins to tie up the men of the village to the extent that his wrists do not bleed.

You don’t have to tie it that tight.

What is good is good
I also tied the rest of the guys in a row like weaving sea urchins so as not to fall behind the village chief.

Dark-haired beasts neatly arranged like plants in the yard.
Say you’re dead now.

“Stay here. Do you know what will happen if you do something stupid?”
“Water, of course.”

I skipped over the village chief’s frightened answer and entered the house.
Then he slaps Mei on the cheek with her breasts half exposed on her floor.

“Hey, wake up.”
“Um… Master? What happened?”
“The villagers gave us sleeping pills.”

Only then did May, startled, jump up and examine her body.

She must have been afraid that she might have abandoned her body to another man while she was sleeping.

“No. I had to quit right before.”
“Aww! I’m sorry, master. My milk is only for my master, huh!”

Mei, who was held in my arms and shed tears.
As she gives her a pat on the back, Cheryl opens her eyes.

When she saw the crying Mei in front of her eyes and me covered in dust all over her body, I was smart enough to realize at a glance what had happened.

“These dogs. I will kill you!”

Unlike May, Cheryl’s anger seemed to play a bigger role.

After all, because of his social status, it would be unacceptable for his body to be harassed by serfs and the like.

Putting on her armor again and putting on her rapier, she gave me Dogeza.

“I almost got dirty by the insignificant serf males. I will ask forgiveness for committing suicide.”
“There is no need for that.”

Cheryl, in particular, seemed to feel very remorseful for the fact that she was my escort, and at the crucial moment she fell asleep and put me in danger.

“If it bothers you, do you treat them well next time?”
“…Even if my hole breaks, I will satisfy my master’s body ♥”

Cheryl nodded her head with a more light-hearted look while maintaining a doggeza posture when I suggested an alternative.

Okay. Cheryl.
Now that you know how to open your crotch and ask for forgiveness from a man, you can be considered a complete woman.

Me, May, and Cheryl went outside to watch the moaning village boys tied up in ropes.

Cheryl’s eyes light up as she looks at them.

Slither

“Do you have any last will?”

“Salvage, please save me. I was just following the village chief’s orders.”

“What? Who was the one who took off his pants because he was the most excited about attacking the lady, and now he’s passing the blame on?”

“It’s all because of you. If I just stayed still, I would have gone halfway. Why are you making things up for nothing!”

“Then throw up gold right now. I heard that I haven’t had sex with her wife for several days because I’ve been collecting seeds to get money and spray my cum on the natural ladies!”

It’s not even a fuss about shifting responsibility to each other because until just now, each other was excited and went bankrupt.

Ugh, it’s so dirty I can’t listen to it anymore.
They’re bugs that don’t deserve to live, so I don’t care how I deal with them.

“Quiet.”

At my words, everyone fell silent and looked at me.

“Come to think of it, I haven’t seen any women here in the manor. Where the hell are all the girls?”

“Hey, I got it all done. I take sleeping pills.”

“So you guys came out this late at night to have your wives and daughters sleep and then you guys take care of my women, right?”

The men keep silent.
These fucking guys.
They’re really careless bastards.

Why don’t you leave my women alone and eat other people’s women?
Now that this has happened, I have an idea.

“Mei, immediately wake up all the village women and gather them here. From now on, we will exercise the right of early night.”

The sin of coveting a woman.
Pay back with your woman