Chapter 205 – Finding Mother’s Virgin (1)
I want to eat the virgin of the girl I like.
Maybe that’s the nature of every man.
I don’t think this is by any means the delusion of unpopular men.
The pleasure of leaving footprints for the first time on untrodden snow is instinctive.
The words I said as a joke while fucking my mother the other day remained strangely in my mind.
“Isn’t your mother a virgin?”
At the time, I was just trying to make fun of my mother, but as time passed and I thought about it, I thought it was a really stupid thing to say.
My mom is the woman I dated the most.
However, there is a person who ate the mother for the first time.
I couldn’t bear it, so I confided my troubles to her friend.
Of course, there are an insane number of girls who will come running to comfort me with tabi when I show myself having a hard time, but calling them my friends is a bit embarrassing.
No matter how embarrassing and pitiful your worries are, the only friend you can talk about is a close friend you’ve known since childhood.
In short, the person I consulted with was Ok Mae-hyang.
Because she is the only person in the world who can be called my friend right now.
“-You can do it. Sex with the virgin Hee-ae.”
“Whoa. I know. It’s an unbelievable worry. I just wanted to be honest and torona… Uh? What?”
Ok Mae-hyang reacted normally without showing contempt for my desire to eat a woman I had sex with hundreds of times as her new virgin version.
Honestly, “Are you insane to want to eat your mother’s virgin? Think scientifically, how are you born?”
“You can go back and seduce her mother when she was a virgin.”
“Ha? And, go back to the past? Hey man that’s impossible No matter how much I have divine power, it is a story limited to the realm of manipulating the human mind, and it cannot transcend time and space.”
“I know, hypnotist man. Leave the physics theme to the scientists.”
The scent of Okmae led me to her house where she lives.
She usually goes to her room when she goes to her friend’s house, but Mae-hyang Jade wanted to go to her lab right away.
“Why? Are you curious about my room?”
“I’m not as busy as I’m curious, so I wonder if it’s common to just have a chat while drinking tea in the room.”
“You can go in if you want, but I don’t really recommend it.”
“Why?”
“You will be surprised when you see my room. And you will definitely be disappointed. I bet you’re better off not seeing it, at least for now. I’ll show you when the time comes.”
“Hmm… It makes me want to see more, but I just quit.”
Since ancient times, she has been smarter than me, and she has done what this guy said, and she has never failed.
It will definitely be the same this time.
They say they’ll show it when the time comes, so don’t wait until then.
“This is [Unicorn-kun] I made.”
She entered the laboratory and showed a machine covered with a cotton cloth.
Considering what kind of machine she looked, in my eyes, it was nothing but a console game connected to the TV.
“I tried transforming the Tipler cylinder into a form that modern people can easily understand. Well, to put it simply, it’s like a time machine. It’s a simplified time machine made by referring to the phenomenon in which space-time is bent due to the frame drag effect, and some of the boundary lines of the light cone are tilted backwards in space-time.”
I don’t know what you’re talking about, but a time machine was like a household item that could be easily made.
“Well, it’s still a trial version. But I guess you can do something about flying to the past about 20 years ago and then coming back?”
Admiring Okmaehyang’s genius is a waste of time.
This guy used to make parascientific inventions and show off to me from time immemorial.
There is nothing surprising about it now.
I grabbed the controller of the console game machine.
There are spaces to write the time and place.
I wrote that I wanted to move to Nakwon-si, South Korea, in my early 20s, when my mother’s hymen was still intact.
“Okay. Have a good time.”
“Hey, is this really a time machine?”
The moment after he said that, the world shook vertically as if an earthquake had struck.
My head was dizzy, so I closed my eyes tightly, but after about 5 seconds, miraculously, everything was fine.
And when I opened my eyes, I was standing on an overpass.
“What… ? It is paradise here.”
A few familiar buildings are visible. It was the city where I was born and raised, so I recognized it right away.
However, for some reason, through the shabby buildings, old-fashioned cars that should have been in a museum, and the fashions of rustic passers-by, I couldn’t help but admire Okmaehyang’s genius once again.
No matter how absurd an invention is, it’s understandable if he says he made it.
“The time machine is really right. This is the paradise of the past. What?”
A sporty woman in her headband walked by, displaying her eye-catching beauty.
Compared to the women around her, she is a beauty whose appearance level is at least one tier higher.
Her ass is full as if she worked hard.
You can’t just pass by this woman.
As usual, I put my hand on her hip.
“Oh, that’s pretty solid.”
“Quaaaaa! What is a molester!!!”
“What?”
Something reaction, intense?
Usually I don’t react at all, or I rather like it, or one of the two.
“What the fuck is this crazy bastard!! He looks fine and suddenly touches a woman’s butt?! Shall I call the police?!”
If it was like usual, “So. Even so, I would have said, “What if Dahyun Kim, the chief of police, is my little boy?”
I realized it belatedly after seeing this woman’s reaction. You have to be careful what you do here.
This is Paradise City more than 20 years ago.
‘It was only a year ago that I put the world into hypnosis. This is an ordinary world, not hypnotized.”
Here, it means that if a woman passing by is said to be desirable, it will be a waste if she touches it freely.
“Ah, let go.”
“Yeah fuck it! Come on! Let’s eat some bean rice!”
It seems that he has become too accustomed to the world of convenience, where he is allowed to do anything.
Won because he touched a woman’s butt without any countermeasure. It is sexual harassment that cannot be avoided.
Well, to put it in conclusion, I used the strength of a man’s legs to escape nicely.
Whether I report it to the police later or hit the bounty, I’ll be back in the future anyway.
My purpose is to fuck and eat a virgin mother, so I don’t have time to waste on such a goofy bitch.
“My mother said she was also a native of Nakwon City. Shall we go to her grandmother’s house?”
When I was young, I often went to my mother-in-law’s house, which I was familiar with, as my first destination.
Most likely her mother lives there.
But, what would it be like to visit that house?
This isn’t a convenient world where all of humanity is hypnotized by me, and my grandmother and mother probably don’t know who I am.
Hmm… Does it matter if I just go in and rape her?
— With that thought in mind, I arrived at her maternal grandmother’s house and was pacing around her, when the door suddenly opened, and a young girl with a sharp impression of her came out screaming.
“Ah~ fuck! I take care of my life, Mom!”
“What do you know?! Not getting a job and dropping out of school!! If that’s the case, how can you not understand her mother’s words to at least get married?!”
“Ah~ that’s an outdated way of thinking. Do you think I was born to get married and change baby poop diapers? I don’t want to waste my only life raising a child. I will live freely for myself~”
A young, spirited, frowningly immature thug-like woman spitting at her everywhere and blowing her cuckoo at her own mother.
Wow, I really have no idea (not what I’m going to say).
Her maternal grandmother said she hadn’t moved in in decades.
In other words, this would have been the house where her grandmother and my mother lived even at this point.
In other words, that middle-aged woman crying and worrying about her immature daughter is my grandmother.
No, then please… My mother…
“Hee-ae! You really ruin your life.”
“Fuck it~ I don’t want to become a normal housewife like my mother and live a pathetic life looking only at my children. Don’t mess with me anymore Let me live a little on my own.”
“Uh… When does he really grow up? When will you get married and have children?”
“Ah! I’m not going to get married and I’m not going to have kids!! I really don’t know!! I’m leaving the house!!”
Eventually, the middle-aged woman who ate her twin cuckoos closed the door with a sob.
Wearing a hoodie that exposed her navel, the spoiled child ignored her crying mother and walked out of her house and met her eyes.
“Ah? What are you, Yari? Do you want to go back?”
“… “
A blatant quarrel with someone you see for the first time.
You’re almost an idiot.
“It’s a face I haven’t seen here, what the fuck are you doing in Nawabari?”
“I, me and Bari… ? Not a thug.”
“Ha ha? Are you kidding me right now? Can you let the kids loose and make it hard?”
A woman who kicks me in the shin and makes classic threats that don’t work in today’s world.
No, considering the times, was this kind of thing popular at the time?
No matter what.
This woman is just an asshole.
Hmm… It’s already an obvious development, but let’s ask out of etiquette.
“By any chance, is your name Kim Hee-ae?”
“Then what will you do?”
“Ha… “
My mom was this type when she was young.
Wow.
Really, really, I didn’t expect it at all.
To think that my mother, who politely kneels and wakes me up every morning, was such an unstoppable bully when she was young.
Besides, if you listen to how she talks, she’s either a real gangster or a bluff.
Either way, it’s really tearful.
It feels like I stole my mother’s dark history.
“Hey. If you call the name of the damn person, you should also say the name of the person.”
“I am… This is Kim Ho-young.”
“Kim Ho-young? The name is also like a dick. I have a really bad sense of who made it.”
By the way, my mom said that she made up my name herself.
“How old are you?”
“I’m 2X years old.”
“Then are you like me? Well, he’s a few years older than me, but there’s no way I don’t know his face if he’s my age and lives around here. Well, good You’ve been hanging out near my house and spying on me, right? Tell me why Are you a stalker?”
“Hmm… What if you are a stalker? What if I said I liked you and followed you around? Are you thinking of dating me?”
“Wow! Was the fuck really like that? Disgusting, really. Hey, I’m sorry, but you’re really not my type. A bunch of people. Wow! I vomit at the thought of kissing someone like you. Kill Kill!!”
“… .”
When I asked where did Jiwon’s dog wraps come from, it turned out he inherited them from his mother.
You do it on your stomach while shedding a lot of tears.
“Ah~ Thanks for making me laugh. Hey, Hoyoung Kim. The water you and I play in is different. If you have time, go home and look in the mirror. In the future, if you are looking for something good in our house, look for it.”
“Oh, Kim Hee-ae, wait a minute.”
I teased her to the fullest and asked her mother who was leaving her way as if her instinct had been relieved.
This is a really important question.
Depending on the answer, the meaning of coming here could be lost.
“Are you a virgin now?”
