How to Subdue the Masochist Princess 147

Chapter 147 – I’ll Find You

What would you bring if you fell on a deserted island?

The assumption of such an extreme situation used to be popular as a kind of entertainment among the bored imperial people, mainly nobles, who had no worries about their livelihood and had nothing to do.
In the first place, it was a little ironic that people who had a very slim chance of being in such a situation would gather and talk, but whatever.

Opinions varied as to which one to choose if only one possession was allowed.
From items necessary for survival, such as food, weapons, and flint.
Even items that might have different uses depending on the situation, such as scriptures, musical instruments, and maps.

Everyone values ​​what they value differently, so some said they would take something really unexpected.
Even those who were over-immersed in the topic used to raise some serious philosophical discourse about what to choose.

I was the one who felt it was pointless to engage in such an unproductive conversation.
At that time, I would rather swing the sword one more time.

“First of all, you have to start with fire, man! Isn’t fire the source of human civilization!”
“Wouldn’t it be wisest not to prolong the distress situation in the first place?”

Come to think of it, the reason why I decided not to go to social gatherings was probably because I witnessed a serious discussion between older men about whether a flint or a flare is better.

So why did I sit with such an imagination right now?
Of course it was because I was bored.

“It’s boring…”

There is no entertainment on an uninhabited island.
If you spend all day training your body or mana training, mental illness will come and go, and you will get tired of imaginary sparring for several hours.
It happened because life was stable to some extent.

Still, it’s troublesome to be indolent, the moment I was about to summon Warchief Sigbaldi, who was one of my strongest opponents, to the battlefield in the image I created for the 25th time today.

—Malkan!

“Hee hee…! Who is it?”

Along with the soft, pleasing touch on his back, his vision was obscured.
It was obvious who was doing this cute prank.
I must say that it worked out very well when I was very bored.

With an exaggerated expression, I raised my hands and assumed a surrender posture.

“Well, who the hell are you? I have no idea.”
“Kwang! If you can’t guess, I won’t let you go forever!”
“Oh, it’s a big deal…”

Even the kagan of the northern immigrants couldn’t force me to surrender.
I never dreamed that I would be taken over by a small girl at the very least.

“Let’s try our best to guess. Hehe…”
“Hmm, judging by her voice, she seems to be a very beautiful and cute woman.”
“Ahhh! Ah, how beautiful it is… Heh! But I won’t let you go! Instead, I’ll give you some more hints.”

As she continued to ignore her ignorance, her girlish behavior became even more repugnant.

—Sue

I pull her long hair up and place it over my shoulders and slap her entire body against my back, not just her voluptuous breasts.

“Hee hee…! Oppa’s face looks so stupid right now.”

Then, with the hand that was covering her eyes, she rubbed my face and made me make a strange expression.
It happened to be near the creek, so my face seemed to be reflected in the calm water.

“Ubub… Leave me alone…”
“I don’t like it~ I don’t like it~ I won’t let go until I match~”

How can you play such a childish prank? He must have been very bored too.
Still, it’s a prank played by a cute girl who spent the night with him, so far from being offended, it’s rather pleasant.

I picked up a handful of my long hair and sniffed it.
Then, he gently stroked the slender arm that covered his eyes.

“Hmm. Your hair smells of sweet sandalwood. Your arms are very soft. Are you a priest?”
“How… Yes, that’s right.”

Then, as if embarrassed, the voice slowly faded.
Aww, it’s really cute.

“It’s okay.”
“Kyaaak?!”

I turned and lifted the girl up and then changed her posture so that she was snugly in my arms.
Then he wrapped his arms around him and hugged his soft, warm body.

Then the girl started to flinch as if she was embarrassed, but it was a meaningless struggle.

“This, this is against the rules!”
“What do you mean? Your eyes aren’t covered yet.”
“Yeah, but…”

Seeing her leaning her head against my chest, it seemed she had given up on escaping.
I said while gently stroking the girl’s spine.
“By the way, shouldn’t there be a reward when you guess who it is?”
“Bo, reward?”
“Yes. It took away my sight and made me suffer a lot, so that’s how it should be.”

It’s very lovely to see him hesitating as if he was embarrassed.
I’m just joking
Maybe because she lowered her voice, it felt a bit threatening from the girl’s point of view.

“Ugh… I don’t have anything else to give you…”
“Why don’t you give me anything?”

I raised my hand and gently stroked the girl’s face while muttering meaningfully.
Then, the answer came half a beat late.

“Yes…? Could it be…”
“Perhaps that’s right.”
“J-Beast! You brute! Kyaa~ Someone help me~”
“Is there anyone who can help? This is an uninhabited island.”

A voice that had already half melted, as if he had predicted what I was about to do.
I lowered her arm and looked straight into the girl’s golden eyes as I gave the correct answer.

“Ophelia.”
“Oh, brother…”

Would it be a bit clichéd to describe it as moist, jewel-like eyes?
However, the girl’s eyes, filled with anticipation, couldn’t help but express that.

The little face under the eyes was already flushed with blush.
What to do next was also decided.

“Side… Uh… Ha uh… Uh chu…”

The kiss, which started as a light bird kiss, suddenly turned into a kiss of adults mixing each other’s tongues, and we started groping each other’s bodies to our heart’s content.

“Haaaaa…! Okay… Oppa, it’s already hard in there too…”
“Because you’re too naughty.”

To say that there is nothing to do on a deserted island is an understatement.

And, I just realized what the only thing I need to bring to the deserted island is.
The answer is lovers.

You are not lonely, you can soothe boredom, and you can help each other to survive by relying on each other.
At least for me, there was no preparation more perfect than this.

I brought my bristly lower skirt under Ophelia’s leather skirt.
The girl’s secret space had already become very sticky, and anyone could see that it was ready.

“Ahhhhh … I want to put it in, brother?”
“Yes. Can I do it right now?”
“Che, slowly, little by little… Oppa’s too big…”

I wonder if I’ll get hit by lightning again, but I’ll just close my eyes and get hit again.
Ophelia will heal you anyway.

Even in broad daylight, she was trying to spend a sticky adult time with her saintess.

— Awesome… That’s right!

With the sound of space splitting, a huge crack appeared in the air.
And the enormous flow of mana that followed.
The surrounding mana particles began to rush towards the gap in space that suddenly occurred.
It was a precursor to wide-area teleportation magic.

Could it be an enemy attack? Come now?
No, more than that, why now?

Hehe?! Oppa, what the hell is that?”
“Sir… Ophelia, prepare for battle! Come on!”

It was really embarrassing.
It’s not even the first time something like this has happened.
To attack people when they are most defenseless. Have you seen these vicious tribes?

I’m thinking that I will never be able to go back, and I’m trying to raise my momentum.

“Ah…?”

The gap in the space is completely open, and the appearance of the person in front of me is so familiar for some reason.
Silver hair that seemed to have been melted by moonlight, and cold blue eyes.

Could it be that I am dreaming right now?

“Master… No, Sir Wolfgang.”

Why the hell is Alicia here?
Why is her face so haggard? At first glance, it seems like I haven’t been able to sleep for days.

—Slurp…

Before long, thick teardrops fell from the air towards my face.
What the hell kind of English is this?

“You… You bastard…! I, how worried I was…!”
“Alicia, how the hell is this…”
“You and that hamster-like little saint… In a place like this…!”
“Wait, wait!”

When you can’t hide your embarrassment and try to mumble as if you’re making an excuse.

—Bad!

Surprised by the ice staircase that suddenly appeared in the air, Ophelia hurriedly hid behind her behind my back and only stuck out her head.

“Uh…?! Agnes sister?”
“…Don’t call me sister. At least for now.”

Damn, plus Agnes?
Deep sorrow and a sense of betrayal seemed to melt in her expressionless expression as she walked down the icy stairs, supporting the staggering Alicia.

It didn’t even end there.

—Kooung!

Haha?!”
“Huh? Oppa! What’s wrong!”

I was forced to kneel on the ground at the enormous pressure that suddenly began to press my body.
Hahada, now the teacher has come.

“Leave your faults with that attitude. You worldly prostitute. Didn’t she raise you that way?”

Surprised Ophelia hurriedly tried to get me up.

“Hmm.”
“Heeep!”

When I made eye contact with the high elf that appeared right in front of the bird I didn’t even recognize, I hiccupped and sat down next to me.
Between Master and Ophelia, there was a difference between a dragon and a hamster, so it was close to force majeure.

“Who are you again? Is this a saint? You look much more like a female than the previous saints.”
“Oh, female?!”

It was the moment when the short memories on the uninhabited island came to an end.