I’ll Mess With Everything and Ruin It 265

Chapter 265 – 264

As I headed towards the test site, I looked around this world called the Tower.
When I stopped by the house of the one-eyed monster, Rian, I thought it was an ordinary fantasy world.

What world should we call this?
It was a pretty dizzy world to the extent that this question arose.
Buildings that seem to have been mixed with all kinds of architectural styles are densely packed,
It seems that there are almost dozens of different races that I have seen while passing by.

But aside from these things, if I had to pick the biggest feature of this world and the fucking thing…

– Push shuk!

“Kieek..!!”
“What the fuck.”

These are the one-eyed monsters I saw when I first came to this world.
It wasn’t because they were difficult to deal with or because the monsters were strong.
Just..

“Why is blood spurting like a fountain!”

Like the fact that clean magic is so dirty that you have to use it unconditionally after a fight.
This is because, like stray cats on the street, they pop out whenever they have a chance.

I don’t know if you look as cute as a cat.
It’s like dying mentally because it looks gross and rushes at it without even trying.
Even though monsters like that are common, if you see normal people, this world might have a fairly high level of powerlessness.

“Ehh..”

That’s it, is that a test site over there?
A place where there is a black pillar standing up to the sky, which is said to symbolize the test site.
There are quite a few people crowded around it.
Are these guys all aspiring climbers?
It feels like a bunch of beginners in a place like the island of the beginning.
Now all I have to do is sit in between them and take the test.

Now that I’ve found the test site, I, like them, go near the black pillar and take a seat and wait.
I don’t know what kind of tests will come out, but I just pray that only tests related to this world won’t come out.

Dozens of minutes like that.

“Haahah … Um …”

I didn’t even think about the start of the test, so I just yawned.

Don’t you give me a notice about when it starts?
I asked when it started because other people wanted to know, but no one said they knew when it started.
I just want to take a deep breath and try to lie down on the ground as it is..

“Hey. You there.”
“..Yes? Me?”
“Then who else besides you?”

A suspicious duo with a bad impression is talking to me.

“It’s the first time I see your face. Are you a newcomer to challenge climbers for the first time?”

What are these guys
They look just like extra bullies 1 and 2 who appear in the beginning of a cartoon and start a fight.
Acting like I was, it was a way of speaking that quietly looked down on me along with the bullying characteristic of bullies.

“Then? Is there anything wrong with being a rookie?”
“Puha. Did you hear what this guy just said?”
“Then, listen carefully. Our newcomer doesn’t seem to know anything… Do you want me to tell you something?”

Bullies approaching while gently touching their fists, as if their fists were tickling.
I wonder if there are bullies like that in this world too.
Still, the moment he tried to move his body slightly, wondering if he would counterattack if he attacked.

“Stop.”
“Who dares to look…”

A blonde woman holds out an expensive-looking sword in front of the bullies, making them stop so they can’t get to me.

“You, you…”
“Get there, Brother Bullock.”
“Why the hell is that knight in white covering this newcomer?”
“It’s not really covered. It’s just that the two of you are very annoying in my eyes. Who doesn’t like to see trash take shape?”

A woman named Azel answers with a grin.
As Azell blocks her way, she sees that the two thugs, the Bullock brothers, break out in a cold sweat and she is greatly perplexed.

“If it’s Azel…”
“That white knight Azell?”
“Why is that person who is said to have crossed the 70th floor here…?”

Besides, seeing the surroundings buzzing with the name Azel.
It seems that this blonde beauty in front of me is quite a celebrity.
Why is such a celebrity helping me?

“Thank you for your help.”
“You seem really new. Seeing as you don’t know Brother Bullock.”
“Are they famous people?
“Anyone who comes to take the test to become a climber can’t be without knowing Brother Bullock. These guys are called rookie killers.”
“Rookie killer..”

Yes, if you look at novels, there are definitely guys like that.
Even though they can climb much higher, they are old people who play where beginners are in order to trample the weak.
Perhaps the Bullock brothers are such deceased people.

“But why did you help me?”
“Yes? It’s just that Bullock brother just happened to be annoying. I didn’t really help you with the hope of a reward, so don’t worry.”

Snow…
Ahzel, who shrugged her shoulders and said something, gave off an older sister-like aura.
She didn’t know much about her because of the slick blonde that absorbed the sight, but she was this woman.
Her ass is amazing

I can’t see her breasts because she’s wearing armor, but that huge bump that I can see thanks to the clingy pants that look similar to leggings..
It’s a butt that I don’t want to be able to take a look at right now.
I’m about to cling to her ass while calling her sister.

“By the way, what’s your name, newbie?”
“..Ah, name… You mean?”

She was staring at her buttocks, lost in her soul, and was a little startled when Azell suddenly spoke to her.
You didn’t get caught looking at her ass, did you..?
She secretly saw that she secretly saw it, but …

“What’s your name all of a sudden?”
“It’s just that this is also meant to be, so it’s good to have a full statement, right? Do you think that would be more beneficial than looking at your ass?”
Haha…”

It seems that everyone caught looking at the ass.
But if you see that she doesn’t really care, it’s like she doesn’t care because she’s easy-going by nature.
Or maybe it’s because she doesn’t care much about me, who isn’t even a climber yet.

“Shall I introduce myself? I am azel It’s a bit embarrassing, but it’s also called the white-clad knight.”
“My name is Song In-hyeok.”
“Song In-hyeok… That’s a strange name.”
“Is that so?”
“Oh, I didn’t mean to demean the name very much. I’ve never heard of a name like that.”

It’s not even something to apologize for, but when I see him apologize like this first, I think he’s a good person.
If the Bullock brothers who want to study newbies are bad deceased, is this woman named Azell a good deceased?
If she’s a kind old person… She knows a lot and she’ll tell you what a newbie like me asks, right?

“Uh, then, Mr. Azel?”
“Just call me Arzel.”
“Um, then Azel. Can you tell me what the test is like?”
“Exam? It’s simple. Just approach that black pillar and…”

Flash-

Before Asel can finish her words, a sudden light leaks from her black pillar.
In the light, a person resembling a typical angel with white wings and an angel ring on his head appears.
It seems to give off an atmosphere similar to Noah.

“It’s just fine. That angel will tell you, so listen carefully.”
“Everyone who gathered to become climbers. We warmly welcome you.”

He seems to be speaking normally, but his clear voice like a oriole is heard loudly as if through a loudspeaker.

“The test to become a climber. The test is really simple. Putting your palm on this pillar.”

An angel descends slowly from the sky and lands lightly on the ground.
Then he spreads out his hand and puts his palm on the black pillar.
The hand against the black pillar glowed, and eventually the whole angel’s body glowed.

“For those who are qualified, the light will cover their bodies like this.”

“And if you lead your body wrapped in light and enter the pillar, you will pass.”

As if the angel was trying to demonstrate, it passes through the black pillar and then disappears.
And then it comes out again emitting light.

“Okay then, let’s start the test. If you are ready, please feel free to put your hand on this pillar.”

After a brief explanation from the angel, the test began.
The angel finishes explaining as if he were a supervisor and then begins to watch the test takers from the sky with an expressionless face.

“What is qualification, Azel?”
“The talent to climb the tower, or the power. That’s what you deserve.”

Is it enough power?
It’s a test that’s simpler than you think.
Coming from another world, I wondered what to do when an impossible test came up, but I guess I’m lucky.

“But why… Doesn’t everyone rush to the pillar?”

I thought that as soon as the angel’s words were finished, the people around me would run to the black pillar and get confused…
There are few people who directly challenge the test.
And even if they tried, most couldn’t get into the black pillar.

A few enter, but.. Maybe 1 in 50?

“Well, it’s only natural that most people aren’t sure if they’re qualified.”
Asel crossed her arms and looked at the test takers with pity as she answered my words.

“But sometimes like that.”

Looking at the place where Azell is wincing, a muscular man is knocking on a pillar while crying.

“Keah..! Please let me in too!!!”

A man crying out for the world to go away and banging on a pole until his hands bled.
However, no matter how much I pleaded and shouted, there was no light from the black pillar.

“There are people who can’t accept failure and go on a rampage.”
“Why are you even doing that?”

Wouldn’t it be better to just retake the exam later?

“That’s it..”

The moment Azell is about to answer my question, a muscular man jumps out of the pillar due to the angel’s restraint.
A man who seemed to easily exceed 100 kg flew through the sky and fell far away, and he collapsed on the ground, crying endlessly.
As if looking at that situation, Asel said while slightly squinting her eyes.

“The test is all you have to do is put your hand on that pillar and pass it. And you can come here anytime, 365 days a year, but…”

Asel glanced at me and continued her words.

“Unless 20 years have passed since the day of the challenge, you cannot take the test again.”
“…20 years?”
“Yes, 20 years. It’s quite a long time even for elves, a long-lived race. It’s too long for humans like us.”

Are there elves here too?
It’s a test that will take 20 years to retake.
So even though there are so many people, no one is hasty to go to the black pillar.
It seems that he thinks more of his thoughts because he thinks that he is not qualified enough.

“Then I guess I’ll have to go. The promised time is coming.”

Azell turns around while twitching his big beetle.

“Are you leaving?”
“Then did you think I would take a test?”
“That’s not… But.”

Azell laughs at my reaction.

“I didn’t come here to be a rookie killer like the Bullock brothers, I had business.”
“Okay..”
“If you pass this exam and work hard to climb the tower, we will be able to meet again someday.”

To have to part with that ass like this…
It’s such a pity to miss such a beauty and a slender buttocks.
Arzel, perhaps noticing my regret, patted her on my shoulder and smiled.

“I look forward to meeting you again at the tower, Song In-hyeok.”

With that, she waved her hand and headed somewhere, completely disappearing from my sight.

Asel…
It was for a moment, but I’ll never forget that ass of hers.
As she said, once you pass the exam and climb the tower, you might be able to meet her.

When we meet again, I will never miss that ass.