Chapter 1016 – [Abduction] How Master Chuck Cheok Lives (9)
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It was around the time that the ancestral rites were over and the ancestral table had been tidied up. An elderly relative laid a mat for him and played a hwatoo on it.
“Everyone, don’t you want to cut your stomach and play? North Ho, wear yours too.”
“Eh why?”
They are not the ones who want to play with cash. Should I bet on spam?
I received the plaque, thinking it must be a family-culture that was born while I was away, but the slick man who inherited the blood of the Kang family burst into laughter.
Haha! Is the last guy washing the dishes? You’d have to wrestle in the sink for two hours to do it all by yourself?”
“Wow, you really do it too much. If it was a bet, you should have informed us of the stake in advance.”
“Hehe. Don’t be resentful, North Ho. In today’s society, even with your eyes open, you cut your nose.”
Look how shameless you were. Report it to the police for violating the terms and conditions.
No That’s what a first-class model citizen would do. For a flirtatious, sociable elite like me, there is a more timely way.
‘Clearance ON.’
I see it. Is this all shit?
Anyway, can’t we just be in last place? If you are dissatisfied, roll around like a dog in another world. Then, you can wear the Reincarnation on your eyes as well.
“Keah-! I’m sick of the light! Kwak-!”
Cut the dishes.
Are you saying that a person who would have risked his life and never hit a thin rock would attack Nord the Kang Buk-ho, an extremely thin rock? Even at Kangwon Land, I’m the type of person who won’t let you in twice.
Every time you see the housewives’ eczema you got today, think of defeat. Crunchy.
“──Could I ask for a while?! Please!”
While I was washing my hands, I suddenly heard a loud noise from outside. I was aware of the presence of a guest, but it felt like it was out of the ordinary.
Without thinking, I moved to the yard.
“Grandmother? What happened?”
As we talked, we looked around, and a man who looked a little older, probably from the neighborhood, was begging.
“Our youth president Indie, it’s nothing special. Go in and get some rest Her grandmother wants to go for a quick drink.”
Her grandmother waved her hand like it was okay, but she said it was okay that old people do. I shrugged.
“It’s not a big deal. That person is also a big deal, so he must be busy walking around on a holiday like this. May I ask what’s going on?”
“Well, that’s actually… “
The youth president (probably in his 50s) explained hesitantly.
“Since last year, we have held an event to invite foreigners in our neighborhood related to the tourism industry, but this year it was held in time for the Chuseok holiday.”
“Why is the invitation event on this holiday?”
“Somehow, it happened that way. But don’t you think the volunteers who were supposed to cook the dishes were delayed due to a traffic accident?”
“That is a big deal. If it’s a bit late though, no one seems to be hurt?”
“Yes. So, I was wondering if I could get help with simple pan-frying or making songpyeon for about 2-3 hours. If the event is delayed because cooking is delayed, only the poor village chief will be criticized… “
That’s why you’re rushing around looking for someone who can cook.
He knows how to use honorific words to me when I am very young, so I would like to help him, but I am not the one who has never heard of the harshness of people in the countryside.
I whispered in my grandmother’s ear.
“Just say you can’t go. We came too, why are we going to do free labor?”
“Yes, Inseok-ah. It can’t be that way, since your grandma has helped out a few times in the fields and mowing as a pastime. I was indebted to you when your grandfather died and sold her cows.”
Well. It’s a wholesome rural community, so I’m the only bad guy. I didn’t know that Joseon’s tradition, the pumasi system, was still alive in the 21st century.
The youth chairman looked at him and shouted in bewilderment.
“Ugh, not free labor! Is there a Neverland nearby? I still have the free pass that the mayor gave me, and I will give it to the volunteers!”
“Neverland? The amusement park?”
“Yes. They say that if you pay for it, just five minutes can easily cost over 100,000 won, isn’t it pretty good?”
Come to think of it, that amusement park was near my parents’ house.
It’s a free license I stroked my chin.
‘I’m not tight enough to get a ticket, but… ‘
Frankly, it seemed difficult for Nefertiti to get all the attention of her relatives on her own.
‘Now, when nogari time starts again, Nefertiti might cry.’
Because I came in a hurry, I couldn’t match my words properly, and I think 1-2 hours would be okay to avoid mistakes. I excused myself for a moment and went back to the bedroom.
“That’s what happened, how are you?”
“Yes. Shall we go.”
Nefertiti, who was frightened by the K-ladies’ gossip, quickly grabbed hold of the rope of salvation I had brought before being dragged off to an after-dinner talk show.
I tried to ask Veronica, too, but she couldn’t find it. It looks like he went out with the kids while playing Go-Stop. I had no choice but to return to the yard again.
“Grandma, we are going. President? It’s over before lunch, right?”
“Of course! Thank you!”
“Hehe. No, what When times are tough, we should help each other.”
I expressed my intention to participate and smiled kindly. I don’t know how people can be this nice.
Still, it wouldn’t be strange if he died and went to hell and was chased by the Cosmic Octopus forever, so he should do good deeds to his neighbors while he was still alive.
Ding di ring~♬ Tdling ding ding ding ding~♪
It was then. While I was being thanked by the youth president, my cell phone rang.
─[Dana].
I checked the caller and phone number I just registered yesterday and answered the call. And I spoke for a few minutes and asked the youth president with a smile.
“Young President. How many free passes do you have?”
“Yes? Wait.”
Taking out an analog notebook, he flipped through a few pages before answering.
“Eight, no, there must be seven left.”
“We get everything. Four more are coming.”
An event for foreign tourists to experience Korean culture, isn’t it just for our wives?
It would be better if you could look around in moderation with a pair of knuckles. I smiled heartily as I saw the happy youth president of the aging society.
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─Meadak!
After the youth president, who left for the land of happiness, ran to the van and said he would bring it soon.
The little cousins who had been walking around the village returned home, casting a sliding dash into the yard like Jammin chasing a disinfectant truck.
“Ahahaha! Did you see I’m number one!”
“Heh, heh, heh… Hey guys Chuck, go slow… !”
My cousin, a college student who barely kept up with the physical strength of the children, hurriedly shouted, realizing that the little ones wanted to play more.
“All right, hide and seek next! Let’s play hide and seek! Yes?!”
“Great! Then noona is the tagger!”
“Punish the first person caught!”
The little ones who scatter and hide in threes and threes. I’m so full of energy.
“So, Veronica? What are you doing there?”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa… !”
Why did he want to die
Don’t you have the energy to answer? Judging from the fact that he is dead, it seems that he is on a diet without using mana according to the stamina of the little ones. After eating a full meal, the aftermath must have come to mind.
“Yes?”
As I happily watched Veronica being dragged along in her hide-and-seek game, her father in her yard looked around at her children and frowned at her.
“Hannom, Dusigi, Seoksam, Neoguri… One person is too many?”
“Isn’t the kid from the other house coming over to play?”
“Nope. There shouldn’t be a kid like that in town.”
“Ah, so is my mother. Where are the neighborhood kids? Since it’s Chuseok, aren’t you the kid who followed mom and dad to the neighbor’s house?”
Listening to the conversations of the parents and counting them, there was definitely one more.
It’s not that strange, but it was curious. It is said that kids these days also play with each other, but to think that all the kids are friendly enough to come into someone else’s house and play together.
He had dark hair, but his appearance was exotic. Especially eye color.
“Horn mother, where are you sick? Your face is white.”
… No shit, it’s bruenak!
“Gyaaaaa?!”
When I hurriedly searched her arms, her bracelet was missing. She seemed to be noticed, so she let go, but in the end!
Besides, since when was that guy able to transform into a human? I was always in crow mode when I called it out into the real world!
A fleeting moment in which me, Veronica, and Nefertiti, who belatedly realized that I was the spy X-Man, hardened.
Brunak noticed me and cheered brightly.
“Dad! Hug me!”
Fuck.
Yeah, I didn’t play with him because I’m making a kid these days.
Now that Nefertiti and Veronica, Brunak’s favorites, are resting, it’s only natural that Brunak, who I wasn’t holding tightly to, jumped out to enjoy freedom.
To blame others is my alter ego. Lie down and spit Literally self-employed.
However, the Republic of King God in the 21st century was a democratic republic based on the rule of law where punishment follows criminals.
“Dad?”
─Kirik.
The eyes of my relatives, who had turned into millet, aimed at me like a turret.
The premonition of a dog cock network that runs down the spine… !
“… Daughter? Is your daughter already like me?”
“Nonsense. If that child is a new baby girl, then Buk-ho should have had it when he was preparing for enlistment.”
Right-? It was 3 years ago that I went missing, but no matter where you look at him, he looks like 5 or 6 years old—?
The relatives came to the conclusions that made the most sense based on their common sense.
“Did you leave your new baby pregnant and join the army?”
“No!! There is absolutely no such thing!!”
Fuck this! Then, secretly to my parents, I had a fight with a foreign beauty before I enlisted, and as soon as I was discharged, I was caught and kidnapped for 3 years.
“If it’s not the new baby’s daughter… “
“Answer! Living in two houses!”
Hey, did you know otoke? There is no such thing as a famous detective.
Isn’t there a Hercule Poirot among the ancestors who didn’t come to eat ashes today? Did I have a bloodline that I don’t even know about? Was the origin of my elite limbs gray brain cells or something?
Unfortunately, their reasoning is wrong.
I don’t live in two houses alternately, I live in a fucking luxurious mansion with 6 wives alone.
But if you say that, it sounds like you’re going to get stabbed. Silence is the only answer.
“Daddy daddy. Daddy, let’s play together!”
─Dada Dada! Brunak, who came running quickly, grabbed my hand and pulled it. Of course, Veronica, who became contemplative, ran out to catch up.
“Oh, not Dad! Owner B–Bukho’s brother is not a father, but an older brother! You should call me brother!”
“Why? My dad is not my dad, but he is my dad… Ah, the secret of birth! Okay!”
There was no way it could be rectified.
Now I know why morning dramas are not for children under the age of 12. I’m not letting my child watch the drama alone.
So, it was just at that time that the gaze of suspicion towards me seemed to move towards the sequence at any moment.
“Excuse me. My daughter, are you here?”
Smiling at Brunach, who hugged me, a beauty with her curly bobbed hair neatly tied up came into her yard.
Brunak greeted her and jumped at her.
“Mom!”
“Yes, yes. Sorry guys. I’m worried that my child hasn’t said anything strange because he’s still not good at Korean. What happened?”
“Who are you? Umm, I think I saw you somewhere… ?”
“I am a friend of Nefertiti. We met at the wedding, right?”
─Frown. She winked at me lightly.
“Ah! Then he!”
“What, was it like that? What else do I say I guess you came to play because it’s Chuseok?”
“Are there other places to play around here besides Neverland?”
“If you want to stay overnight, motels and B&Bs are cheaper in this area.”
My relatives laughed hahahoho as if the misunderstanding had been resolved, and then apologized to me.
“Sorry for misunderstanding, Bukho.”
“Yes, yes. No. You may be misunderstood.”
“Well, I’m glad it was a misunderstanding. If we had done something wrong, we would have almost broken the legs of the nephew who didn’t even have both legs on, saying that we would sin against the new baby, right?”
Haha! Haha! I’m really glad I didn’t have to. Haha!”
The evil harem bug with six legs that transcends both legs has no choice but to remain silent.
On the day I get caught, I become an octopus. In the sense that all the bones are broken.
As soon as her mood somehow loosened up, I (Lang Nefertiti) rushed to her sudden appearance. Telepathy spontaneously erupts from the overwhelming gratitude.
─Teeeeen!! Dana’s eyes are clear… !!
—Ugh, Mozilla. As soon as I arrived, I wondered what was going on. It’s our fault for taking our eyes off you even for a moment.
Dana, who had bought her suit, giggled as she hugged Brunak.
My wives, who made faces behind the scene saying they couldn’t stop, couldn’t be so reassuring.
