Chapter 762 – The Crown Dances in the Palace (3)
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After harassing him for about 10 minutes, the blonde haired girl cried and blew as she knew.
Was her name Roxy? She is trembling in fear like a middle school girl who has been abandoned by a lesbian bar without thinking. I didn’t do anything evil, I just dodged and caught all the arrows and tickled them.
Isn’t it sexual harassment? Then, is it okay to argue over and over again, ‘It’s a duel bitch’?
This is another world-style self-defense. Make your complaint to the Constitutional Court.
But I’m an aristocrat and you’re a commoner? It’s a battle already won. Mind! I have a meeting with the kings of each country, and eat! I’m done dude!
“Can I go back now… ? I will never go near you again… 〉
– Hwareuk. I burned the invitation.
‘An invitation from a young boy? I’ll never go, damn it.’
Where do you dare to come and go to a commoner, a commoner, or a nobleman?
“Rather than that, both of them must be archers at most. Couldn’t we make a bet on hitting the target?”
‘Oh, girls who flirt with you never back down from a fight like that… I had to get sick so I backed out because I was scared… 〉
〈… What are the occupations of the people who scolded your brother?
〈… Female mercenaries or bar girls?〉
It was a matter of home education.
Is this the result of women suffering from the Cinderella Dream?
‘Women obsessed with marriage are scary. Cancer.’
I think my brother is an ugly guy.
Isn’t Jammin, a middle school student who is very sensitive in the middle of a storm, not greatly affected by the environment. I don’t really feel the need to shield these siblings.
‘Rather than that, I should relieve the accumulated stress.’
It’s you who gave the first bread, so you can’t complain. I happily wiggled my hands, and Roxy, who had already suffered enough, started the game with tears in her eyes.
‘Hey, stop it! Aww!! Hey!! Stop!!〉
〈Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle.〉
Fun!
After tickling Roxy and knocking her down, I wiped away the sweat after the arduous battle.
I heard just about anything.
‘I guess I’ll just have to sneak into the Hittite ruins now.’
There are no monsters inside. It was fine if I went and wiped it off roughly, put off my pretense, and then returned with Winston.
It’s easy. After all, people have to use their heads.
‘If there’s anything difficult, it’s that only I can enter.’
If I just jump through space with rune magic, I’ll break through the gates and guards of the ruins. That means only Lalilura will be left alone…
‘I don’t know if you’ll understand.’
Well, it’s time to go and convince him. It was when I tried to turn my heel like that.
Heavy Viking armor caught my eye.
〈… Sister, what are you doing there?〉
It was Lalilura, who had been included in #7 by Lingling.
Damn, why is he here?
‘Ph, Priscilla? Didn’t I tell you to stay inside?
A chill went down her spine. It feels like being caught cheating. He didn’t do anything wrong, but it was because of Roxy, who passed out from sweat during the duel and retaliation.
Or was it because of my posture when I was riding on top of him and tickling him?
The eyes of Lari Lura, who got off her puppet, are cold.
〈… Even though I was a child, he didn’t even touch me.〉
Younger brother Let’s not say things that others will hear and misunderstand?
〈… Hehe. Does your sister prefer a duel?〉
And! It’s the first time I’ve seen Ralilura get so angry!
I hurriedly got up, pushed Roxy away from her feet, and rubbed Rari Lura’s shoulder. One of the seven gods of a married man, fawning on his wife.
“Didn’t you go out because you had something to do? Maybe that’s what you’re going to do with this kid──〉
Larry Lura bluntly massaged her left hand.
‘Her fingers are cold. For the first time in my life.〉
—Nirvana-san isn’t like that, though.
The words that followed made me cry. I also took off my wedding ring because I was infiltrated.
My fingers tremble because I can’t get cold.
It felt like all the blood drained from my body.
***
Baron Sellustia asked as his hands trembled. It was an insufficient place for an aristocrat to stay, but neither the baron nor his guests cared about the building being merely a background.
The man sitting across from me said bluntly.
Zael. A knight who doesn’t even have a family name.
But if he knew his substance, no noble would be able to despise him.
Because they were Romania’s bailiffs.
Bailiff.
The state——in other words, the killing machines that kill those who go against the wishes of the imperial family. They were knights beneath the surface who were tasked with tasks impossible to ordinary knights, such as a borderless war with the infidels.
The ’99th Battalion’ is an even more different type.
The Executioner is a kind of defense force that acts externally, just like the Holy Knights and the Royal Knights. However, the name of the 99th Battalion was not even known to the public.
Only its existence was whispered as a rumor.
A killing squad, all of which are of the Mithril class.
One of the emperor’s daggers that trampled the resistance of the first Senate family in the past great purge.
A group of killers who say that if 9 people get together, they can even kill a master class.
These are absurd rumors that anyone with even the smallest bones in this world would snort at, but Baron Sellustia knew that they were all true.
Always maintain a 2-digit number of mithril classes, and when 9 people gather, even the master class is killed. In fact, he even killed a master class warrior from the first Senate family in the past.
The name Master Class is not light.
Unless it’s a monster ignorant of martial arts, even if 90 people, let alone 9 people, gather together, it is impossible to become friends. It was like gambling with a veteran gambler and all his fortune with the stakes and hands exposed.
Even if those 90 were Mithril class.
So the 99th Battalion was an existence that far exceeded even such common sense.
Executioners who say that 1+1 will exert 10 power instead of 2.
The baron was well aware that this was the truth as an assistant to the imperial family.
‘Do you need sugar? I like sweets.〉
Was it like that? It took the baron a great deal of time to accept that the man casually scooping a teaspoon out of a sugar bowl was the head of the 99th Battalion.
‘Ah, no. I am okay.〉
The Baron shook his hand. He didn’t like sweets very much.
〈Did you say chocolate?〉
〈It’s a dessert that Hermaion Guild started selling some time ago. It must have been the work of Count Wolfheddin. Rumor has it that the material is from Azteca.”
The baron took a little interest in the word Azteca, but his expression did not show it.
“I am also sorry. That such a talented person has to die.〉
Jael stirred the sugar and drank the teacup.
At the casually thrown words, the baron shook his shoulders slightly.
‘Suffice it to say, we have come to find the baron of Count Wolf Hedin to stop his clutches. I can’t let them reach out to the ‘secret’ of their motherland, Romania.〉
〈… Is this your order?〉
〈Do you want to know?〉
‘Oh no! I made a mistake!〉
Zael smiled as the Baron gave up his curiosity. ‘Whether it was an illusion or a trap that the expedition team went to the wrong place, they will come here someday. Even if you don’t, it doesn’t matter. Didn’t Your Majesty say that patience is a virtue?〉 〈We will cooperate with all our heart and soul.〉 Baron Sellustia lowered his head as if rubbing his forehead on the table. Jael laughed lightly and walked away. The expression disappeared from his face as he left the room, as if removing a mask. Whether he hid himself or sent his subordinates. For Jael, it didn’t matter either way. The method to make them vomit up everything they knew, and the magic to destroy the magic that prevented it, were the exclusive patents of the 99th Battalion. With all their attention, Zael and the 99th didn’t know. 【Crazy fanatics. Although I chose the wrong god to serve.] The baron, who had been helplessly trembling in front of the executioners, was yawning in the room where they left, clenching his chin in boredom. 【If you look only at the rumors you hear, it must be a He muttered and waved his hand in the air. ─Jjoeok. With that gesture, the empty space was torn apart, and the starry sky-like space dropped a small bottle. The baron poured the contents of the bottle into his teacup dryly. -Smart. After clearing his voice and answering, a servant came in. He asked as he was organizing his kicks. ‘The tea is cold. I will bring you a new one.〉 A servant has no right to discuss his master’s taste, and he had no intention of doing so. The heads of Sellustia had no greed from generation to generation, and everyone was running the territory well. The attendant even felt grateful for being able to assist such a Dangju. But I still didn’t understand. He sneaked a look at the bottle the baron had placed. ‘… It’s not sugar, it’s salt?’ The baron looked at the attendant’s work and sipped and laughed as if he was very happy with the salt water that a normal person would spit out as soon as he put it in his mouth.
It would be embarrassing if the 99th Battalion won, but wouldn’t it be very funny if they lost?
Of course, the baron expected that funny joke.
【In the palace of an emperor, clowns are needed.】
Origin is not important to clowns. Even its identity.
It was enough to fulfill the role of making the king laugh and lending wisdom from time to time.
Like the clowns who stayed by that one-eyed sky god.
“Baron, did you order something?”
‘It’s nothing. I’m a little hungry.〉
When the attendant, who had been talking to himself, questioned the unknown language, the baron smiled.
〈Hey, how many years have you been employed this year?〉
〈Did you teach your successor?〉
The attendant answered with pride.
〈… Yes?〉
The attendant who stupidly asked the question did not hear the answer.
─Fondant. It was because his body fell to the floor and disappeared without a trace. The baron leaned back in his chair and sang his hum at the dinner he hadn’t seen in a long time.
【Bless your sons. We only wait for the day of the Second Coming.]
In a language that no modern human being can understand.
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After leaving the blonde Jammin and returning to the inn.
“You’ve been invited, so you should go♡?”
After successfully calming down the frowning Lalilura with all my might, I was dazed when I heard those words.
“… Go see that gay gay bastard?”
“Yeah! Maybe you can hear something? Let’s beauties ♡!”
Ah, Shipper, calm down, you crazy bitch.
No, what am I talking about Even if you are embarrassed and dumbfounded, I have something else to say to my beloved wife. Even if it didn’t come out of my mouth.
“Hey, wait. I don’t know, but from what I’ve heard, the Tiberius mercenary group pays offerings to the local church and stays on the site, right?”
Because he had a fight with a local aristocrat, he borrowed the power of the church and hid in a safe zone.
“But what if you want to enter this church? First of all, you have to receive that blessing.”
“Aha♡ You can get it, right?”
“My family is unreligious from generation to generation!! And that blessing is being naked and having holy water poured over her head by a nun!! If you wear Juji, you will be 100% exposed!!”
It was.
In fact, she was not naked, but it was a procedure in which holy water was poured on her head after taking a bath in thin white clothes. This is the reason why people say that you can go to the presence of God only by wiping off the dirt of the outside world.
But now I’m only keeping Juju with my last pride!!
‘Would you wear thin clothes and get wet there?’
I can’t help but notice
My Juji rattles at the speed of sound. The nun screamed at Mongkyu.
It was not even one day to be imprisoned by blasphemy, so I could hang both of the chewy chicks who sent the invitation.
What if you reveal your identity?
—I heard Count Wolfheddin has a hobby of dressing up as a woman.
─Hmmmm… Her wife had 6 and it was all camouflage?
─It’s a shame. Today, I take one shot as a count.
Gyaaaaa!!!!
I kept my cool even as I tore my hair out.
Because you need logic to convince people!!
“If you accept this invitation, Priscilla. Might I be dragged into a freak show as a bisexual beauty? Could our cute circus girl not sell her husband for 30 silver coins?”
“Wouldn’t it stop if I took it off and put it on for a while?”
“This fucker!!! My Juji is not removable!!!”
My junior, I haven’t been angry at all.
“If you borrow the necklace Adelaide made for you, you can apply a new transformation magic. The level will drop a little, but it’s possible if it’s just a trick~?”
Lalilura smiles and stealthily approaches.
I withdrew in terror. When her foot tripped on her bed and she fell, the transformed Lalilura climbed onto my body. The grinning smile was cute and lively with revenge and playfulness.
“… Stay still, sister. Please leave everything to me♡”
“Now, wait a minute. What are you trying to do?! Are you crazy?!”
“Why, are you okay? I don’t think anyone else will come anyway.”
“That’s true! Whoa?! Hey! Dress!! Don’t take off your clothes!!”
I cried out in spite of myself. It doesn’t matter if the opponent is Ralilura. It was when she tried to shake it off by force. Suddenly, déjà vu hit the back of my head.
“… Ehe. It’s really amazing. Right?”
Wait a minute, this line. Where have you heard of it?
‘… Dog Shit Wisdom!!’
Hit. This development is what I saw in the precognitive dream!
As expected, my precognitive ability was Cassandra without a mother! All these eyes showed was the future of destruction! Oh my gosh!! To think that the content of that prophecy was the scene of my female corruption!!
So, at this moment, I remembered Odin’s words.
If you are human, you must fight your destiny,
No, did you say that? Mola-Ci Ballet. Anyway, I said something similar.
God is speaking. I am not destined to die here.
“Stop the TS water!!!”
─Sook! I freed myself from Lalilura’s restraints.
