Chapter 516 – Beyond Eternal Sleep (2)
“Hey, what is this?”
Shidanav’s escort, who heard the sound and ran to it, said in dismay. Shidanav and I sighed.
“I have failed. I’m going to clean up the contaminated holy water first, so could you go somewhere and borrow a large jar?”
《Yes, yes!》
Sida Nav gave her her instructions and knitted her clothes, and she looked at me for a moment.
“… Can I take off my clothes?”
“Don’t do that. I will dry it with magic.”
Damn, aren’t we supposed to be like that? When I immediately reflexively declined, Sidanav said yes.
“Then I’m just wearing something. Might be difficult to clean. I can’t leave this to the attendants.”
“I will help too.”
Of course, this is also my responsibility. It would be unfair to say ‘wrong’.
I cast a
─Push shh.
“… Det?”
But my trusty post-sex cleaning magic didn’t get the fuck out of the holy water. Is this a mess again?
“This holy water is full of mana, so it’s hard to do anything with magic. It means you have to clean it up by hand.”
“… That’s fine.”
I thought I was helping out.
I thought I could end it with one shot of magic, but damn.
Can not help it. With the master’s stamina, cleaning was worth doing.
I waited for the escort to bring the jar, then wiped or scooped up the contaminated holy water that had splashed on the ceiling and transferred it there.
“Well?”
The three of us were cleaning together. While wiping the black holy water from the wall, I hesitated at the picture engraved on it.
“Heh, heh… Why are you like that?”
Shidanav asked me if my physical strength was weak or if I wanted to take a break from working while sweating profusely. I pointed to the picture painted on the wall like this Alishik.
He is a one-eyed old man with gray hair and a hat.
It was on the door side, and there were many other murals, so I didn’t look back at the door after entering, so I hadn’t noticed until now.
“Grandpas with even eyes are gods… Is this Odin?”
“… You will be punished for calling the name of a god so carelessly, Lord Nord.”
After a moment of silence, befitting a priestess, Nav shook his head.
Perhaps the sermon stayed in his mouth and then rode into the road on a wooden pole. Because Odin was so friendly, I stopped calling him by his nickname and honorific, but it was my mistake.
“Sorry. Anyway, it looks quite similar to the murals I used to see in my bachelor days.”
It is so in that he is not a goddess in a young witch hat, but an old man with a full beard. Shidanav said.
“Probably right. Germania’s mythology is quite popular because it’s turbulent, isn’t it? Not as much as the gods of Romania. To be honest, among the gods, I like the Germania gods the most.”
“Okay. I thought the lord was a believer.”
“Isn’t it just an idea to engrave the legend of the bard? More than anything, it must be a mansion inherited by the lord of the time.”
“Aha.”
Well, if you think about it, that’s how it is.
I stared at the picture of Odin, which was different from the real one I knew, then went back to cleaning.
“Whoa, it’s almost over.”
When Shidanav finished cleaning, he picked up the slate and chanted.
Then, the remaining traces of the contaminated holy water disappeared. Even a large jar—the size that even a person could fit in—was filled to the brim.
“I guess I will have to repeat this process a few more times.”
Shidanav went to the place where he kept the empty holy water bottles and said.
“You couldn’t completely get rid of it all at once, right? How much do you think is left?”
“Uh… Wait.”
I checked the remaining darkness and negative mana in me. However, without the help of the holy water, it was difficult to know the total amount of mana attached to it. It’s natural since it’s not my own mana pain.
“… I don’t know, but I don’t think they gave much.”
“Your resistance to black magic is amazing. Could it be because of that that you were able to defeat
I don’t think that’s the case, but there’s no reason to deny it, so I left it like that. Shidanav started pouring black holy water into an empty bottle.
“Anyway, it would be better to purify the contaminated holy water after taking it out rather than sealing it. It’s too much mana for me to do alone, so I’ll get rid of it first and then call someone from the church headquarters.”
“Sorry for bothering you.”
“What. If it is a curse acquired while fighting
Ah, that’s how the curse spread.
It was more persuasive than saying that he was consumed by a strange shadow while fighting a troll that had transformed into a human. Even if it’s me, if I forget, I’ll think these are the scars left by the black magicians.
“Then why do you keep that contaminated holy water?”
“In the East, there is a saying, Admiral Yi Dok, right?”
Proud of his erudition, Shidanab filled up his bottle of holy water.
“Mana is attracted to opposite qualities. That’s why this holy water filled with mana of light was contaminated because it could not be offset by the mana of darkness and yin. Do you understand this far?”
“Yep.”
“So, next time, Nord-sama, you have to get used to this mana yourself so that you can draw more water and go.”
… Get used to it?
Then I’m not going to become a black magician right?
“Oh, I’m not asking you to drink or use it. Well… Would you understand a little bit if I said it’s fiery fiery? If you return from Narmer-Nile, the heat of Britannia will be nothing, right? In other words, it’s a good practice.”
I wonder if my question was legitimate, Shidanav said before asking.
In other words, is it CBRN training? It must be tough.
After hearing a rough explanation of how to do it, I took the contaminated holy water.
Still, it seems that there is no way to solve all of them, so let’s consider it fortunate.
The overcoming of erectile dysfunction was finally beginning to be visible.
***
Back in my hotel suite, I went straight into practice.
─Little.
I entered one of the rooms and poured the black holy water I had brought into a basin.
“How do you do that training?”
Dana, who followed along, asked. He was interested in it because he said it was a training to deal with the mana of light.
Isn’t Dana a priest similar to a nun who uses light mana? Fran is also training, and there’s nothing wrong with doing it together.
“Easy. Drink the holy water, and purify this black mana with the mana of light charged with the holy water. They say it won’t be difficult because it’s pure darkness and negative mana that polluted this holy water?”
The principle is the same as when I temporarily treat erectile dysfunction.
The training method was also simple. It is an exercise in dealing with two types of mana that are offset and attracted because they are opposite.
“I don’t need a drink. Healing magic is fine.”
Dana said, pumping the heel from her hand. Is it wrong? Oh, that’s right. It’s a process similar to extermination of the undead.
The more I practiced this, the more I would be able to improve my efficiency when extracting fucking mana from my body.
─Burr. Dana shuddered at her as she dipped her hand into her porcelain basin.
“Bitter, I feel like dipping my hands in my husband’s soup.”
“Hmm… The person who eats semen as a late-night snack says it’s very persuasive. Does your liver feel the same way?”
“You bastard, is it the same as that? It’s like urine.”
“I am proud to have a woman who dips her hands in her urine as my wife.”
“Shouldn’t it be the guy who brought the soup bari-bari? Anyway, if you have anything left over, bring it little by little. I will use it when I practice.”
“Damn it, you get regular delivery now, right? Juji shrinks against the walls of my wife’s castle.”
Doesn’t it feel like your efficiency improves if you study with her girlfriend while studying? While chatting, we put our hands in each basin and tried to purify the holy water with plain water with the mana of light.
It was then.
Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh… !!!!
My left arm——to be precise, the bracelet on it started vibrating loudly.
I forgot to take it off because Dana and Oh Sun-do were busy peeling the nogari, but as soon as I soaked the bracelet in the contaminated holy water, the cell phone that had been dropped in the toilet suddenly vibrated as if it hated its owner!
Fuck! There is nothing to do today!
“Gaaaaah Get out of my body!!”
I was scared and immediately took off her bracelet. I had already lost her right arm, but I couldn’t eat her left arm.
The bracelet that danced through the air fell into a basin filled with contaminated holy water.
And.
──Puuong!!!!
The basin exploded as the bracelet returned to the spear.
“Amy, the water is cold!!”
“Oh what the fuck?!”
When the basin burst, we stepped back in fright.
Both of them were not the ones who would have health problems with slightly contaminated mana, but wouldn’t it be more strange to stay still when the soup suddenly explodes.
Stand back and turn on Observation Mode.
I opened my mouth to open Odin’s eyes. Dana said as if there was no Ultang.
“… Hey husband Does that sound like your drinking soup?”
“What… Called… ?”
Oh oh oh ok…
The contaminated holy water that overflowed the floor quickly reduced its surface area as if a sanitary napkin had been thrown away.
No, it wasn’t. Only the polluted part was bitten, and the water remained wet on the floor.
My spear, which had returned to its original form, was gulping and drinking the dark and negative mana contained in the holy water at the spearhead.
… Key ring!
The blue mold that bloomed on the window sill… No, when the light of the blue mana subsided, my spear returned to its original form as if nothing had happened.
I’m even more surprised because it’s so the same.
See how Sifalum eats up all the time and pretends to be silly.
“Crazy bastard, why are you fucking eating something?”
Like a dog owner at the moment when the dog I was taking for a walk ate the chocolate, I ran, picked up the spear, and screamed. Fuck wet!!
“Wow!! Let’s do it!! That’s Jiji, Jiji!!”
“Aww, it’s not blood, it’s a spear that drinks soup. Is this an industry reward for your business?”
I felt like I was going to go crazy at Dana’s muttering and Ae-Byeong’s coming out of the special wall.
Really, how can nothing go right today?
If he had gone crazy in the tournament from here to Ralilura, he would have really contemplated suicide.
“… They should bask in the sun from time to time so that they can photosynthesize.”
The youngster sucks up the owner’s broth because he didn’t feed him.
This bastard’s other world has sexual perversions even to inanimate objects.
