Chapter 411 – Mental Illness (2)
“Player Part aaaaa!!!”
“Degoruk?! (Det?!)”
─Boom!!
I landed a punch on the head of the goblin who was enjoying the taste of the berries.
The fist, enchanted with gravitational acceleration, sent a goblin who was eating dinner to the goal. Sipal’s knees are fucking cold.
“It’s because you don’t land properly.”
“Kuh, you underestimated gravity too much. He was the one who fought and won a few times, so I was careless.”
If only mana was properly wrapped around, nothing would have happened at this height.
To be careless while dealing with goblins, Professor Slayer’s name must be crying.
“Kkeuk!! (Danger!!) Kkeuk!! (Dangerous!!)”
“Kyareuk!! Kyareuk!! Kyareuk!!”
When one of their friends left in an instant, the goblins looked in astonishment like the privates caught by the company commander for forgetting snacks at the guard post during cold weather training.
Throwing away the food he was eating, he huddled together and glared at me with bewildered eyes.
“Mind! Drew, Drew!!”
I cast Nigawa as if to urge the goblins.
To put it simply, it means that he proudly stood still and waited for them to attack.
“The surprise attack was successful, but what are you doing without continuing to attack?”
“My knees are so cold that I don’t want to move!”
“It varies.”
Our goddess is cold. Are you already menopausal?
In any case, the price of falling from a height of 10 meters was devastating. After all, a movie is just a movie, Hero Landing is crazy. Do not imitate the good children of the new world.
“Kyareuk! Kyareuk!”
“… Kya! Kyakyak!! (You! Jugginda!!)”
The panicked goblins soon accepted my challenge with a fighting spirit to avenge the death of their friend.
“Hey Is New Challenger!”
I greeted them with the attitude of Cheonjimato.
One pointed a bow at the back, and the two in front charged at each other with stone axes… It’s not a stone axe, it’s a railroad axe?
“No, you bastard! You bastards, where did you get that ax! Did the mountain god send you!”
“Gorruak-! (Yap-!)”
Surprised, I swung the spear, and the guy in the front tried to guard it with an axe. It was a quick response for a goblin.
‘What?’
I was a little surprised, but a goblin is a goblin only if it has fur.
I didn’t even brush the blade of the axe, I spread the kid’s head left and right like a pomegranate, and I fired the other one aiming for an opening into the blue sky with a soccer kick.
─Two-kwang!! A goblin that folds up like a flip phone.
An arrow flew from behind Jammin, the spinning green hunchback.
It was a surprise attack by the bow-wielding goblins. She also had a pretty good bow. It couldn’t have been made, it must have been stolen.
“It’s slow. Even shooting a bow.”
But it’s an arrow shot by a goblin.
My body vision easily detected the trajectory of the rapidly flying arrow. The right hand turned into light while drawing an afterimage.
─Percussion!!
I caught the flying arrow. I didn’t catch a hookah, but it was really slow enough to catch my eyes, so I caught it once.
“Kyareuk?!”
She averted her gaze from the bewildered goblin and put an arrow through her goblin friend who had a knife stuck in her head.
“Now your name is Hannibal!”
And! Named Monster! You’ve made it!
“Kyaaaaa…”
“… Nivala? Hannibal? Wake up!! If you sleep now, you will die!!”
However, Nibali, a member of the Han clan in Cheongju, fulfilled his mission without even tasting the glory even after becoming a named monster. Perhaps this is also the tragedy of war.
Wiping away my tears, I picked up Hannibal and threw it at the archer goblin.
“Take the recruits!!”
“Kyareuk?!”
After being hit by a corpse whose powers were adjusted, the archer goblin fell backwards. It is a thrilling reunion of separated families.
─Kooung!! As one goblin flew through the sky, the soccer kick goblin that had been flying in the meantime fell to the ground.
Is it the Law of Conservation of Flying Goblins?
A new paradigm of universal gravitation.
“K… Eek!!”
One goblin struggled, but would he have to force his friend up and down between hell and heaven to use it? After all, his death was only a matter of time.
A highly developed bruise was indistinguishable from an incurable disease. I pierced the goblin’s neck with the heart of a compassionate Buddha.
“—Nimi Abbitable. Have a good luck.”
“Rurrukreuk… !”
Like Odin’s priest, he prayed, grabbed the goblin’s ankle, and picked it up.
I grabbed the goblin’s ankle and made a giant swing.
─Bung-Bung-Bung-Bung-Bung!!
After spinning around 5 times, there was a tree of good thickness, so I hit the goblin’s body there.
“Fatality!!”
─Boom!!
Although he was stuck in a tree from his head, he believes there would be no pain.
Unless they were protected by the goblin international law, there was no need to take prisoners in a different world without the threat of Geneva.
“Hey, I can’t taste it. This is why everyone learns martial arts.”
“A psychopath like you would be like that.”
I can’t hear you, I can’t hear you.
Rather than calling your husband a psycho, isn’t it just spitting on the bed? The word psychopath seems to have been explained to me while peeling my nose.
“Kyareuk… Kya, kyareuk?”
Pushing away her chilled friend, the archer goblin woke up and realized she was alone, and her spirits cooled.
The green skin was discolored to light green, like clothes that had been washed incorrectly. She says that they also have her face white.
“Kyareuk! Kyareuk!”
The goblin army realized the difference in strength and made a decision to save the country. He decided to run away without looking back. Look at that fucking bastard bouncing around. Where are you, bastard?
“Hee hee I can’t go!”
I quickly ran after him and blocked his way. I breathed into my lungs and reproduced the kobold’s cry.
“Keeeee!!!”
“Kyaaaaak?!”
As if his will to resist was completely broken, the archer goblin randomly moved his limbs and increased his escape speed.
“The determination to give up immediately to avenge a friend. Very good.”
You know that a gentleman’s revenge is not too late in 10 years.
He was a smart guy. Why did he only make uninterpretable chirping sounds, but it must have been because he was a sage who understood the ephemerality of language.
“I’ll give you the nickname Kyaruk after the sound of your crying.”
Are you watching, God of Mansions? Your heir is here…
“You look like a real madman, so stop it.”
“How are you? Having fun while working is the tip for longevity.”
“It’s a living point where you don’t want to live for a long time.”
Are you calling me a psycho? There is no such thing as a motherfucker.
Needless to say, I am a sensible democratic citizen of Korea in the 21st century. No matter how much the other world poisoned my head, I wouldn’t enjoy such a cruel act.
It was all done for a good reason to deliberately make such a fuss like this.
“Now that I’ve done this, I won’t go anywhere and I’ll jump right into the nest.”
He took out a glass bottle and threw it at Kyaruk.
─Wow! The bottle that hit the head shattered and poured out its contents, soaking Kyaruk’s body.
“Kyareuk?!”
As if surprised, Kyaruk stumbled, but somehow managed to escape without falling.
Woozukjuk, we’re chewy. Destroy the nest.
“With this, the preparations are over.”
What you just threw is a potion bottle, but it is not a recovery item.
Isn’t it natural Do you think he’ll even heal you? Lee Yeol~ An idea that could be done by a ttora~.
Being an extremely normal person, I don’t commit such atrocities.
The bottle was filled with pig blood. It was something I bought cheaply in town.
Now the wolves of the canyon will be very fond of chasing Karuk to death. If I just followed it, I would be able to find one of its nests undetected.
‘For us to survey this wide canyon without animal drones? I have to say something that makes sense.’
Nornox, the greatest genius in history who even blasphemes God, does not do such inefficient labor.
I am an intelligent macho in the direction of office work. In this canyon where wolves and goblins were fighting, he was only thinking of taking the fisherman’s position in moderation.
I have already prepared enough for it. The preparation was not difficult because there was military funding.
“Now I just have to keep a distance and follow him.”
“You’re planning all kinds of bizarre plans.”
“The opponent is a monster anyway, so what? As long as it’s efficient, that’s fine.”
Even while we were talking, Kyaruk ran away as if sparks had fallen on his feet. Is it because of the sympathy that was formed through the position of suffering from each other? Somehow, I felt a sense of intimacy.
I muttered to Kyaruk, who was running away, full of emotion.
“Good. The next time we meet, we will be enemies.”
“I’m still an enemy.”
Is it wrong?
Then let’s run after it.
“Oh, I almost forgot. I need to bring the drop items.”
I looted two goblins that I almost forgot about.
I’ve come too far to be lazy to pick up japtem, but it didn’t fit the duty of an adventurer to leave a monster’s corpse unattended.
Even on the 21st century Earth, hunters said it was manners to even get rid of their prey.
─Basrak!
I was just grabbing an iron ax from the corpse, when suddenly a human figure appeared from far away. Wanting someone, I kicked the body away and waited.
Then, it wasn’t long before three young people who appeared to be adventurers appeared.
‘In rags, in pigs, bald?’
Fucking Journey to the West meta?
If they were to play as they came, would they be thieves, warriors, or wizards? I, a natural earthling, live a quiet life, but these guys sat down after taking a super board to fly on the subject of being from another world.
A well-equipped Diltan Hill is oddly disrespectful.
“Why is it so noisy at night… Write. What are you a nobleman doing?”
“It’s an adventure. Aren’t you guys partners?”
The first impression was not good, but contemplation was nothing more than pseudoscience. It is said that there is not enough evidence to go ahead.
So, while taking out the adventurer plate, I appealed that I would not harm you, but they made eye contact and said.
“Then can you turn it off? This is our seat.”
“… Seat?”
“Because we came first. Isn’t this first come first served? Let’s try some wild rules.”
No fuck, I thought it was New Journey to the West, but it’s 2 days and 1 night.
After all, there is no such thing as a perfect baby.
