Chapter 403 – R or L (6)
Is this NTR or NTL?
What? It’s NTR and NTL, and you’re not sure what that means?
I mean, I don’t know if I took Dana away from Mr. Palum, or if Mr. Phalom is trying to steal Dana from me. It’s a professional term, so you may not know.
I also wanted to know if possible. It must be crazy people who like that kind of thing. Perhaps they will be aware of it too.
“Krurrrruk! Creeper! Arrrr! Alal!!!”
Anyway, I, who had become a tiger-class Chihuahua in extreme anger, clenched my teeth in anger.
What if, at least once in a while, that Mr. Palum and Dana, whose mother and father seemed to have an odd sum, had some kind of relationship in the past?
What if that bastard was Dana’s first love as a child?
Of course, even if it was true, there was no reason why I, my now husband, couldn’t be angry, but I decided to wait at least until the answer came out. Not because I doubted Dana, but because I wanted to suppress her own flesh.
Is it R or L?
It was a rare challenge that made it impossible even to mobilize Professor Cripika’s famous ‘right-choice theory’.
And Dana’s reaction to the sudden proposal was clear.
[All of a sudden, what kind of bullshit is that, you crazy bastard!!]
She threw her fists out in disgust, like a girl who saw a sick wolf trying to shake her waist, hugging her legs.
This is the true face of an Ulsterian (29 years old) with a doctoral degree who is embarrassing and kicks first when he feels like a dick.
[Keep!!]
─Puck!! A refreshing sound of blows echoed from the purple-haired mage’s stomach.
His back curved like a live fish. I never thought I’d get hit without using a single defense magic. It must have underestimated Dana’s punching power.
Anyway, Dana’s clear answer was in many ways the right decision. First of all, it is very true in that it melted away my jealousy as my husband.
It’s our eyes too. Class, a degraded love doctor who didn’t even know what love was.
It’s a naive way of thinking that is far from real machoism, but if it wasn’t for Dana’s reaction like that, my spear might have been stuck in the chest of that naeronambul romanticist a second later.
“Oh my god, what is this?”
Before I knew it, I returned the spear in my hand to the bracelet.
The film from the moment I heard the proposal was cut for about 3 seconds. It feels like I was preparing to throw a javelin with the feeling of eating ramen soup next to a pot of boiling water. The assassin from
[That, there’s nothing to hate that much!]
[There’s no such thing as nothing, you bastard!! There are a lot of voices asking me to marry a bitch who is 10 years younger than Ji, you crazy bastard!! When I first met Neil, you already had a wife!]
As she revealed the fact that Dana was dumbfounded even by me, she was stunned.
‘I’m over 40 years old?’
Even considering that he’s a collateral of Ulster, it’s worth counting. If a talented guy trains hard enough to reach that age, of course he will be strong.
For now, let’s move on to proposing with a body with a wife. No matter what Mr. Kitai-no said, all he could do was lie down and spit.
[Kuhm.]
His group, who had been hesitantly beside the young man, cleared their throats. He seemed to understand Dana’s aversion to her.
[And you psychotic priest bastard! Do you know how old I am now and say that?! I’m already 20 this year haha– Fuck anyway! It’s been 20 years since I left my hometown in my late 20s, but I found a husband at least!!]
[Hey, are you married?]
The young man pressed his stomach to get up and opened his mouth wide. Ulsterians make a fuss about marriage every time I see them.
His reluctant eyes rolled to Dana’s left hand.
[Ha, but I don’t have Jiomi’s tattoo, and I don’t even have a wedding ring——]
[No, be quiet, you bastard!!!!!!]
I shouted that involuntarily and cast a hero landing between Dana and that ignorant bastard.
─Quaang!!!
I land noisily like a meteorite falling.
I wanted to throw flying pork feet at a botox-addicted man who was not worth his age, but the sudden acceleration of this no-pixie dump truck made me jump out without any time to do so.
[Who, who are you!!]
[My wife is my husband!! This is the chairman of this affair climbing association !!]
─Twoong!! I slammed the wand with a spear and blew it into the sky.
Using the method of escaping from the master, he switched to a close-up attack posture and suppressed it as it was. The wand bounced off the lab wall and rolled to the floor.
Was it because of the special training he risked his life with the knight commander? There was no obstacle in the slightest from freely changing footwork from moving to attacking.
It seemed that the high school life was not worthwhile.
“Ah, Nor! You bastard just arrived!”
Dana turned red in just a second and clung to me.
“I don’t know how they came to know about it, but those crazy bastards burst into our lab out of the blue and started talking shit about it! Even if I beat myself, it’s just a little bit, so I’ll make you lie in bed for a few months without dying!”
“Lily? Is your husband a man who wants to do something? Surprisingly, my motivation for violence is relatively high.”
“I know you asshole!”
The fact that Nunna, who knew that, said that, meant that it was 140% real that she could make those nasty bastards look like pitiful rural mongrel dogs on the day of the ox.
“Beep. Activate instant kill mode.”
─Tak! Widely! I lifted the spear stick and slapped it on my palm, just like when my father used the cane with tears in his eyes to educate Jammin Kang Buk-ho. Can you feel the depth of compassion here? This spearhead was the true bond of love.
It is a gripping feeling that surpasses the time when I threw away the oak cane without my father’s knowledge. Very satisfied.
[Roll up your sleeves and just lie down there. Then I’ll treat you like a 10-year-old.]
[Muh, what!]
As I approached, the adulterous man panicked and raised his guard. To reject favors from others with such a hostile attitude, the people from Danane’s hometown, even though they were collateral, were belligerent like Ulsterians.
Shall we call her Purple Doll because she has similar purple hair to Dana’s?
No, it’s an insult to the Teletubbie Garden to call such an immoralist in the world by such a cute name.
This guy is just an adulterous man trying to have an affair with someone else’s wife! As for the title of this bastard, handsome Ttodogas is enough!
I vented the anger I had built up from my brief NTR experience.
[Scars of adultery——!!!]
I used the flying type technique I learned while arranging Armials’ swordsmanship. A thick wind blew through my window.
Whoooooh—!!
─Kaang!!
As he swung his wind-enhanced spear, Ttodogas spread his shield to block it. A skill that engraves magic on the body. It was the copy magic that I had seen in the Ulster village the other day.
However, the moment the barrier and the spear pole touched, the surface of the barrier shuddered like soap bubbles and weakened.
I quickly realized the nature of the phenomenon.
[This is… Cheolswaea’s power to break the barrier!!]
The spearhead’s additional option, which bounces off mana that is not mine, was activated.
To be honest, since I had so few opportunities to fight the wizard after defeating Yerna, I was a bit forgot about it. The warlocks I fought recently were the type that buffed them with magic and hit them with physical attacks, like black dragoons.
Damn… !!
─Parkin!!!
“What?!”
The spearhead that broke through the shield dug into Ttodogas’s side like a moncher that had been microwaved for 10 seconds. It was a taste that brought a smile to his hardened face.
─Perbubububbuck!! I held the spear upside down and danced with a stick, just like a shaman who received 5 million won for an exorcism and performed a sword dance happily.
[Fuck your hands down!! Don’t stop me, old man!! Broken bones!! If you get old and your bones go out, it won’t get better!!]
[Well, if you’re going to do that, don’t hit me!!]
[Don’t fuck!! When you’re young, you have to break it and make it a habit, so all of your bones become strong!!]
Also, Gas defended by swinging his arm as skillfully as a wizard. However, it seems that he was originally the type to fight with his shield for defense, and when he hit his thigh hard, he finally fell to his knees.
[In the sky!! Become a star!!]
He got to his knees but couldn’t get the momentum going. It’s because I stunned him by striking his empty chin with a spear.
[Kwuk… !!]
Ttodogas passes out with a moan as his jaw turns.
Her skills felt in Mana were excellent, but she didn’t seem to be good at fighting. Her carelessness, bewilderment, and lack of practice were notable defeats.
It’s like Jammin holding an elementary school Pokemon and giving a fuck to Tungguri.
[Doesn’t you dare?]
After disposing of the dogas, I asked the man who was watching stupidly from behind.
In fact, I was wary of thinking that this bastard was the real soup, and that this Tto Dogas would be in the position of a seasoned crab that comes out as a side dish at a galbi restaurant. Even if it wasn’t that, wouldn’t this bastard’s escort be weaker than him?
[Look at me. I’m here to stop that person.]
But unexpectedly, he just shook his hand as if he hadn’t even thought about it.
[In common sense, does it make sense to marry a man you saw a few times when you were young? It’s the bullshit of a narcissistic old man.]
[I haven’t seen him since he’s that old.]
[Even though the head is bad, the strength is strong. The flow of time also avoids a standing knife.]
He said with a shrug of his shoulders, and I was convinced by the plausible analogy.
‘Come to think of it, even the people of this world have a little bit of flair.’
I felt like I had met a pedantic person from another world after a long time. I calmed down and returned the spear to the bracelet.
***
Leaving him in a corner after he was caught surrendering calmly, we took our friend Todogas to a room in the laboratory.
His group is waiting in a nearby room. It was because of Dana’s testimony that he was a trustworthy person.
“My husband. Can you tell me the name of that bora hair man?”
“I don’t have brain cells to remember such pointless things.”
If I say it again, it’s enough to do gas again. It’s hard to remember someone’s name. It would be easy to memorize the names of people from another world if they were Korean, like Jean Valjean or something like that.
[My friend, wake up. Wake up.]
─Chack-champ! In the eyes of the stunned Todogas, he dabbed the eyes with magic light.
At first, I thought about tying myself up, but I refrained for now because the only rope that could tie a wizard with enough mana was my mana-morph change. If your limbs are bound by mana, I don’t think this bastard will make a good sound.
[Ugh… ? Uh, this is… ?]
[Can you come to your senses?]
Ttodogas recovers the confused mind.
It’s also weather blinding. Performance sure. I snapped my fingers in front of his burning eyes.
For at least 30 minutes from now, this lab would become a green camp that warmly takes care of Mr. Yoh.
[There was a minor misunderstanding between us earlier, right? Even now, I want to fucking ask why my friend came over and proposed to my wife. Do you understand?]
Again, Garth examined the complexion of Dana and I, then nodded to her. I’m not that stupid.
[First of all, we treat the injured. It’s a potion. The cure, you know?]
I held out the liquid in the bowl.
There are no cups for guests in this lab, so I put it in a bowl, which is an experiment tool, and it was a waste of money to treat this bastard, so the concentration was quite low because the water was burned.
However, it is a low-grade mass-produced potion. The bruises caused by the blows would be repaired quickly.
He hesitantly accepted the treat and asked.
[… Are you Dana’s husband?]
[Yeah. Are you in love with each other? Any complaints?]
I’m ferocious——no. When I asked kindly, he was about to drink the potion, but put it down and glanced at my left hand.
[Ha, but Dana had a wedding ring——]
[Cosmo Blue Flash!!!!]
─Splash!!! I grabbed the ignorant bastard by the hair and smashed his head into the potion bowl.
[Courses ─── ?!]
Ttodogas stomps his feet and drinks the potion. I was a little worried that the reaction was very strong, but medicine that is good for the body is also bitter for the mouth. Maybe the potion is like that too.
‘Rather than that, what the fuck, are you doing this on purpose?’
If that’s not the case, why do you keep talking about other people’s wedding rings? If you fall behind, do you respawn at the centipede base?
I also have plans and schedules. With a temper inside, I pulled Ttodogas’ wakku out of the potion.
[Pughwaaagh——!!]
Mr. Ttodogas sprays potions like a drink advertisement.
It may be a bit harsh in exchange for confessing without knowing anything, but he survived intact even after proposing to the newlywed bride in front of her husband’s eyes. Forgive me for this, Sasuke.
[The potion tastes really good, right? But what did you just say?]
[No! I will correct it!]
It was nice to hear a lively reply. It seems that he was thrilled that he gave the potion to an affair attempter like himself.
There’s nothing like this in Neg Village, right? Would you like to give in to your skin?
[You just wait there. And try talking about that ring one more time in the future. I’m going to have you wind the rubber bands for castration with your hands around the Neg Jujie. Did you understand?]
[Yep!! I’ll keep that in mind!!]
I left him absorbing the potion through his facial pores and brought Dana back. I sent it out just in case, but seeing this bastard do it, it was a good idea to leave it that way.
─Rumble.
When she opens her door and brings Dana in, she sighs as she sees the man holding her breath.
[… So, what is it? Why did you suddenly come and propose to me after not being interested in it for over 20 years?]
