Chapter 15 – Ruins Guard Request (3)
It was definitely a childhood thing.
When I was in kindergarten, the hero who captured the hearts of young children was Vector Man.
Now, I don’t know if it was a rebroadcast, or even if it was the second season – but the heroes in my dreams that decorated my childhood were definitely those three earth warriors.
My friends and I believed, like all kindergarteners, that TV heroes were out there somewhere. It would have been no wonder that we fell into the role play of imitating them.
But the truth of the world was cruel.
All children wanted to be Vectorman Tiger, but there was only one place for Tiger. Someone had to be Vectorman Eagle, and someone else had to be Vectorman Bear.
That’s why we used to fight each other in order to become Vectorman Tigers, even when we weren’t transformed.
─Guys. Don’t fight, play rock-paper-scissors.
And, it was the older sister of the kindergarten nursery teacher who gave the answer to the innocent children’s dispute when they were young.
She gently interceded for the children who had been arguing that I had blown it first, throwing energy orbs at each other with her little fists, and we soon learned how to duel without spilling each other’s blood.
─Rock, Paper, Scissors!
So, I always played rock-paper-scissors and my rivals always competed for the tiger’s seat of power, just as cowboys in western films duel.
─Ahhh! Lost again!
A friend who has been smart since childhood chose an eagle that always hits average as the next best option, but I couldn’t win against a rival who was always a tiger.
Now, there is only a vague guess that maybe it was a problem that I always gave only scissors for the first time.
Anyway, at the time I was 4 years old, I was always a Vector Man Bear.
I felt sad that I was that dark, scary-looking Vector Man. Because black was the color of the villain in the principled color separation method of childhood.
But as an adult, I knew.
Just as Sword Master Ko Gil-dong, who seemed like a villain as a child, seems to be a true hero after becoming an adult, I could see how Vectorman Bear fought at that time.
Bear must have known that he was not very loved by the children.
Still, he fought for the children’s smiles without ever complaining or being sad.
——The true hero was Vectorman Bear.
Even though Tiger plays the role of leader and monopolizes the people of the children, and Eagle builds his own position as an eagle zodiac sign.
Bear didn’t even ask for anything in return.
If you don’t call him a warrior, who else in the world would you call a warrior?
And above all else—we are all descendants of Ungnyeo.
The tiger is just a mean person who has no patience and runs away to the mountain without enduring the baptism of mugwort and garlic. In addition, he even volunteered to become a compatible mama who harasses the descendants of Woong-nyeo, who was chosen instead of him.
So, in a way, it was all natural.
That is why I have the strength of a bear by using a spell to gain the power of a beast.
“You fucking goblins!! Come to work and stand in one line!!”
Wow!!
I shouted, coating my whole body with sparkling green mana. The ugly green goblins, the same as the green algae in the Four Great Rivers, shuddered as if they felt the gap between me and me.
“Kkeuk? (Dangerous?)”
“Kkeuk? (Dangerous?)”
“Kkeuk kuk! (It’s not dangerous!)”
“Kkeuk kuk! (It’s not dangerous!)”
However, in that respect, the Green Jammin. After consulting what could be called a primitive conversation, they charged our party with Urya.
“Kakak!! (Jugginda!!)”
“Kakak!! (Jugginda!!)”
Rumble!
The goblins rushed in without any form or moderation! However, those 19 jammins were savage creatures who achieved their goal at the end of that ruthless and disorderly flesh.
“Hehe.”
I didn’t feel the slightest bit of fear from that shabby charge.
Even if those guys weren’t Jammin, but bodybuilders, it was definitely impossible for them to defeat me, who became the Earth Champion.
In my heart, I was ashamed of myself for catching Gao as soon as I gained strength, but I, Nord, have already decided to live as a machoism warrior in another world.
It was a natural skill as a creature to measure the difference in power between the enemy and one’s own and change one’s response accordingly.
And— those Green Jammins lacked that ability.
“Kakak!! (Jugginda!!)”
“Keuk. It’s impossible.”
I swung my sword at the first goblin that rushed at me. The strengthened muscle strength was not even comparable to the speed just before.
Booung!!!
Awesome!!!
“Wow!!”
The sword he swung in a whirlwind cut the goblin’s torso in half, killing him. Damn, is this really what I did? In a moment of bewilderment, my mouth fell open.
“Kek! Kkeuk!! (It’s a big deal! It’s dangerous!!)”
“Keck! Kkeuk!! (It’s a big deal! It’s dangerous!!)”
Having seen the same result twice, even the stupid goblins have now realized the reality. I swung my sword wildly, aiming for Green Jammin’s feet to stop.
Awesome! Squeeze!
“Wow!!”
“Wow!!”
The feeling that remained in my hand was not the feeling of cutting a creature. Is it because of the power of the beast? The feeling of cutting the goblin’s flesh was close to crushing a snowman made by children with a shovel.
“I am your Kumon-sensei!”
Each time I swung my sword, a goblin stretched out one by one. When the enemy was slain almost in an instant, the Green Jammins also noticed the difference in combat power.
The Green Jammins gradually made faces with moral bread. The momentum of the attack also decreased significantly.
But I didn’t stop.
“—The only good Jammin is a dead Jammin.”
Riding on the momentum, I swung the sword I held in one hand. Thanks to his tremendous strength, he didn’t even have to hold the sword with both hands.
Puck!
But maybe it was because I wielded it too recklessly? The fat-covered sword lodged itself in the goblin’s torso.
“Oh, baby.”
“Kakak!! (Jugginda!!)”
As soon as I tried to draw my sword, a goblin swung a stone ax at me. Fuck! There was no human shield Gentrik grandpa here who would save me for the golden time!
“Mr. Paragon! I believe in you Hillman!”
I held out my left hand to block the flying stone axe.
It was a very irrational act. The hand is one of the weakest bones and joints in the human body. Not suitable for blocking stone axes.
Here I had to block it with a metal bandage on my arm! He only thought about getting healed so he didn’t choose the right way to deal with it!
─Tuck!
But this is blocking
“What?”
“Det?”
Honestly, right after I raised my hand to block it, I regretted it myself. I thought the number of bones in my hand would increase 1.5 times because I was hit by an axe.
However, the goblin’s stone ax was blocked in vain in front of the green mana that coated my hand.
There was no pain or damage to the hand that blocked the attack.
“… Oh, indeed. It also raises your defense.”
There is an Aesop fable about a donkey wearing a lion’s skin.
In the story, the main character, a donkey, pretended to be a lion with a lion skin he accidentally got. The story is that she deceived her opponent by impersonating a lion and had a mental superiority, but was unable to hide her voice and made a hi-hi-hing sound before being revealed.
I was like a real superior to that donkey. It’s not because I’m imitating it, it’s because I actually gained defense and attack power that surpassed that of a bear’s hide.
Bears have much better defense than humans because of their skin and muscles. In a foreign country, a martial arts master blows power over a bear, but the bear says that he thought the person was playing with him.
In the same way, the ground stone tools made by Jammin couldn’t pierce my mana leather.
“Gyaaak!!”
At that moment, the goblin holding the weapon in my hand kicked me. There was no damage this time, but the fact that this guy kicked was quite admirable.
“Amazing. You know how to kick a goblin subject.”
Maybe that’s why the exclamation of rhyme came out.
Kicking is the season of poison for mankind. Even the closest apes to humans don’t kick. Monkeys and gorillas are “Capable” Of walking on two legs, because they usually walk around on four legs.
Those who have a passive 4-legged walk have no point in kicking. This is because the strength of the ‘hands’ and ‘feet’ is almost equal.
Therefore, true kicking is the exclusive property of creatures that have lived their entire lives on two legs.
The power gained as a result of mankind starting to use ‘hands’ instead of ‘front feet’!
Kicking is the quintessence of the technique of kicking with ‘two legs’, which had to be strong while enduring one’s own weight.
But—this goblin didn’t have that ‘skill’.
“Kakak!! (Jugginda!!)”
Weak kicks continued to beat on my mana hide.
Goblin’s kick was really Jammin itself. A taekwondo school that every boy in Korea has attended at least once in their childhood—like Jammin, a white-belt boy entrusted to an exclusive kindergarten.
“It’s insignificant.”
I was really offended by the goblins’ poor imitation of human kicks. I could feel this petty kick boiling the Taekwondo boy’s blood inside me.
If these guys were really human jammin, I would have to teach them well as a post vectorman, but goblins were creatures that were nothing but monsters after all.
Therefore I said
“Green Jammin. A true kick is not like that.”
─Poof!
I threw him into the air and took the form of a high kick while holding the sword.
“I will show you a sample.”
Look up
“This is—.”
Genuine.
“—It’s a ‘kicking’.”
─The explosion of the seasons.
Crunchy!!!!
“Gyaaaaah!!”
The upper round kick, utilizing centrifugal force, exploded. The goblin’s spine snapped sideways, and he flew several meters in that fashion.
His body was not split in two because of the leather attached to it. But already his spine was folded in half. It was a fatal wound that had no hope of being revived even if Hwa-ta stopped time and did housework.
“It’s too terrifying a sight to call yourself an Earth Champion.”
Raw splatter without any CG treatment!
It was a heartbreakingly cruel sight, but I had no mercy in my hands. If these Jammins were left alone, we would have become the cast of a snuff film.
There is no guilt in the heart of my justice!
“Look all over! This is the law of nature, the law of the weak and the weak!!”
“What a great opinion!”
Next to me, Paragon swung the staff like a club.
Quick!!
The power of the stone staff was murderous. The goblins grabbed the parts hit by the stone and rolled on the floor.
“Gyaaaaa!!”
The most sorrowful scream! Even if you were beaten with a cane, you would still be in pain, but since you were hit with a stone, your whole body would not have been left.
Haha! Paragon You fight so well! In fact, aren’t you a priest of a hunting god or a fighting god?!”
Est, as well, fired a light beam and raised a shield to block the attack of the goblins.
– Empty!
Fu-wook!
Block the weapon with a shield to block the view and stab with a javelin. It was a very simple yet difficult combo. It was a battle method that could not be done without hitting the shield or breaking it.
“Kkeuk!! (Danger!!) Kkeuk!! (Dangerous!!)”
“Yap!!”
“Ku- Gyaaak?!”
Meanwhile, next to me, the goblin who was aiming for Dodge Gak was killed by Francesca’s hammer.
Her weapon was a hammer with a mallet-like hammer head attached to a stick the length of her hand.
On the outside, it was almost like a sword, but unlike its appearance, its killing power was overflowing. She really was a weapon that looked exactly like her master, Francesca.
Slap!
As she added the power of her dwarven blood, her goblin head shattered like tofu, frying her flesh. Oh wow. Francesca’s attack looked the most painful.
“Did you see it? Is it the least painful and best for me to die?”
“Kyaaaaa…”
A runaway goblin. Thanks to my great performance and the support of the party members, the difference in numbers between Jammin and us was reversed a long time ago.
There were only three Jammin friends left now. Now, one of the three has also been hit by Francesca’s dagger weapon.
“Gyahak…”
Green Jam Min-yi, whose brainwater dam is being released due to a highway tunnel opening in her head!
Dump!
The goblin who confronted me had her legs untied and she fell.
“Gyaheuk! Great! Great! Great! I’m sorry!”
Fluffy fluffy!!
While he was doing this, his remaining friend was also stabbed in the stomach by Est’s “Ni Ga Go Hawaii” And passed away. Fighting Est is fucking scary. I shouldn’t mess with him.
─Tumbling.
Just like that, the last goblin completely lost its fighting spirit. She screams as if to stop coming towards me.
“Gaaaaa! Gyaaaaagh!!”
It was a really nonsense thing to say about the subject that the other people tried to eat first and then eat it. I stood in front of him with a sword covered in melon oil.
“Gya, gyam, gyam… !”
“—That’s unsightly.”
Seeing him drop his weapon, I looked at him with contempt and murmured softly.
“Kkyaku kyaaa! (You don’t fight!) Kreukuk! (Ugly!)”
“… Kya! Kyareuk kyareureuk? (You! Are we talking?)”
He gaped his mouth as I dubbed him in Goblin.
It was a normal reaction. What crazy person in the world would study the language of goblins and talk to them? This could be said to be an act that only Geojin could do.
I deliberately provoked Jammin for his honor. This was my mercy to them.
Even though they are of different races, as long as they are also members of Jammin, I, the children’s hero, could not lose my hand.
“What are you doing? Are you talking to a goblin?”
“No, what do you mean? It’s not like that.”
At the words of the party member, I pretended to be a fucking sweet pumpkin. If you samba samba with a monster, you could be misunderstood as a black magician who is a comm of another world.
“I just spit out anything. Hehe. Whatever they mean, what do I know?”
“You are making fun of them. Other than cruelty.”
“Would you start by wiping off the blue blood on the grave and then speak.”
“Uh hmm.”
Anyway, it was unacceptable to see him attacking first and then beating the siren as he liked.
With that in mind, I threw words with this meaning to that guy.
“—Don’t live face down. I will rise and die.”
There were limits to sophisticated expressions due to the goblin’s language system, but they must have understood each other.
“Kyarrrr. .”
At that time, the goblin groaned lowly. The moans he let out were not words.
It was a chant of humiliation and anger. The anger towards us and the obsession to win began to be reflected in his voice.
I watched him and nodded solemnly.
“—Come. Goblin who knows the honor of the Horde.”
“──Kyaaaaa!!”
Aware of his honor and awakening in rage, the goblin hero bravely charged me——
“Jammin cut it.”
“Gyaheuk.”
The bone pain was smashed with a pa-kin, and I went back.
“Fucking a human being about a lower creature without human rights.”
Jureureuk…
A goblin who falls to his death instantly in front of my bear punch. Intoxicated with the thrilling sense of victory left at my fingertips, I bathed in the sunlight shining down from the ceiling of the cave.
“Victory.”
It was a truly honorable battle.
