## Chapter 341 – Ranch
Returning home, I was met with quite the fierce reaction from my two wives.
“Katt! Your handsome face…! What happened?!”
“Dumbass? You stayed out all night again and came back beaten up! Which son of a bitch did this?!”
Thanks to their rough handling, I felt like my back was about to snap. I explained everything in detail, mainly focusing on how I was cast in Avatar 2 as Jake Sully.
Well, as expected, Cloudy was worried when I told her I had slaughtered dozens of poor people, robbed them of their money, and fought a life-or-death battle against a powerful enemy for the sake of a warrior’s duty. But she blushed, saying I had done something manly. Winia, on the other hand, was jumping up and down, saying she was going to cast Fireball on those poor bastards and Lisette.
ㅡJiggle jiggle.
Seeing her breasts bounce up and down is relaxing.
I wonder who would win if Lisette and Winia fought… Honestly, I don’t think I could do anything against Winia yet.
Mages are originally stronger than warriors anyway.
But Winia knows a lot of spells, and her casting speed is fast. She even has Strength Magic, so need I say more?
Strength Magic, which allows you to exert great force momentarily, isn’t very mana-efficient, so most mages don’t even bother learning it. But Winia uses it almost freely.
That’s how she sometimes displays bovine strength.
“I’m sorry, Winia-sama.”
Anyway, I begged with my hands and feet until they became stumps. I even rubbed my face against Winia’s shins for a long time before I could receive a sort of forgiveness.
“Seriously… You’re just getting beat up like a stray dog.”
“No, I killed more people…”
“Whether you kill them or not, the important thing is that you got beat up! Are you going to keep getting beat up? If you’re going to kill them, don’t get hit! Ugh, this is so frustrating! I can’t stand anyone hitting my dumbass!”
Why?
“Dumbass, if something like this happens again, I might just put you on a leash. Do you even know how worried I was?”
“I know… But I didn’t expect things to turn out this way.”
“You have to be careful!”
“I’m sorry. Winia, but I’m in so much pain.”
It was quite difficult even getting here.
“Aww, is my dumbass okay?”
“What’s with the change of attitude?”
“The scolding ends here. Dumbass, is there something wrong with your body?”
Even if there was, it would all heal if I looked at your breasts.
“Nothing’s wrong.”
“Phew, that’s a relief. Don’t do anything dangerous in the future.”
“I won’t.”
Winia, who had switched to affection mode, comforted me, and I felt my strength returning.
Still, I want to wash up and take a nap. My sleep quality wasn’t very good, so I was tired even after sleeping all day at the monastery.
They say there’s nothing better than sleep for recovering mana. As expected, if you use it all at once, you get sleepy. And when mana recovers, physical abilities also improve, so natural healing power also increases.
Therefore, I’ve become the type of person who needs to sleep to recover when injured.
“Ugh… Your face is really blue. It looks like you’ve been poisoned.”
“I’ve been poisoned by you… By your fatal charm.”
“You’re talking nonsense, so you seem okay. Anyway, sis, let’s wash Dumbass.”
I put some effort into that line, so why the disregard?
“Okay, let’s do that.”
“You’re going to wash him?”
“Can he even wash himself?”
“I don’t think I can.”
I didn’t expect to be waited on this much.
Their soft hands skillfully undress me. Then, supported by them, I go straight to the bathroom. They sit me down and wash my body, pouring water on me as if they were washing a rescued dog.
“Ugh, this is nice.”
ㅡRub rub.
“Katt… You really did well. If you have a grudge as a warrior, you have to go all the way to get revenge. That’s only natural. And it’s also great that you fought evenly against a clear enemy and endured.”
Cloudy said as she soaped my body.
“But don’t make me worry too much.”
“…”
“Of course, I firmly believe that Katt will survive no matter what… But, yeah. I feel uneasy? If Katt doesn’t come back, I won’t be able to bear it.”
“Kuh, Cloudy-sama, I’m so sorry.”
This hurts more than getting beaten up.
“I’m not blaming you. What Katt did was something he had to do… Rather, I’m happy. The fact that you fought like that means that Katt’s achievements have reached that level, right?”
Cloudy came in front of me, knelt down, and grabbed my face.
“But still.”
She soaped my cheeks and met my eyes as she said,
“To ruin your handsome face like this… You should have protected your face. It’s the most dangerous vital point. Your face is covered by bruises. I would have preferred scars, but it’s just a simple contusion.”
Oh, my heart…!
“…Should I add some knife marks?”
“I only acknowledge those from battle.”
As expected, Cloudy is a scar fetishist.
“Cloudy, I’m sorry. I’ll avoid dangerous things in the future.”
“Yeah… I wonder about that too?”
The strong friend, the Republic of Korea Army… No, it’s also true that I throw myself around to meet Cloudy’s expectations of wanting a strong warrior, Kim Katt.
Because you can’t even dream of rising to a higher level unless you risk your life.
“You can adjust it appropriately, right? Katt?”
“Of course.”
“Still, I’m satisfied that you gained good experience. Good job, Katt.”
Anyway, Cloudy, who had regained her smile, poured water on my head. It was warm water that Winia had heated up.
“I really don’t know why they don’t just push over those slums. Dumbass, don’t even think about going to such a place again.”
Winia said with lamentation.
“But I need to get revenge.”
“What revenge? Instead of doing something like that, just play with my boobs here. Huh?”
“If it’s boobs, I can’t help it.”
I entrusted everything to them, even wiping my body, and went straight to bed. Winia, still dissatisfied, lay down next to me and cursed.
“I really want to kill all those dog-like bastards. Those beggar bastards dared to… I don’t know why they live.”
“They’re living beings too.”
I grabbed Winia’s big breasts and said. She didn’t get angry, but rather adjusted her position so that I could touch them more comfortably.
“Bullshit.”
They’re soft and squishy. Yeah. Whatever else, I have Winia’s love. She always lets me touch these violent breasts, so isn’t that all that matters?
“Katt. You’re not hurt down there, are you? I won’t forgive you if you’re hurt there.”
“I’m protecting it no matter what.”
ㅡGrasp.
“Yeah. It seems okay. Good job.”
“No, are you praising me for this?”
Cloudy, who grabbed me from behind, grabbed my firmly erect member as usual. This is the true meaning of Mom’s Touch…! Cyber Burger goes wild!!!!
Yeah, you have to extract the bad liquid from your balls to sleep well. I wondered why my sleep quality was bad, but it was because of unresolved sexual desire.
“Ooh-joo-joo, our dumbass came back beaten up like that, but he still has the strength to get his dick up?”
Winia, with eyes as if she were looking at something pitiful, snuggled up to me.
“…I’m kind of embarrassed.”
In the end, it ended as usual. I was glad that they were kind enough to take care of a patient who had become a Na’vi due to bruises all over his body.
***
A few days later, I was completely recovered and went to see Karin early in the morning. At this time, it’s probably about an hour before the guild opens for business. I have to get new equipment and I’m busy in many ways, but seeing my wife’s face is both an obligation and a desire.
ㅡCreak.
I open the unlocked front door wide and grab the doorknob of the guild building. As expected, it’s open.
The security is lax for a woman living alone, but Karin herself is overkill, so I guess it’s okay. No, rather, even if you write security and read it as murder, there’s no sense of incongruity.
What crazy bastard would steal the property of the Swordsman’s Guild?
Isvante’s young lady and the leader of the Martial Arts Guild, Lisztina. And Karin, along with this Magic Tower Master, is one of the city’s top four powerhouses in name and reality.
Even the Heavenly Demon Kim Katt only managed to steal Karin’s heart. Security overkill indeed.
ㅡThump thump.
Anyway, I familiarly go up to the second floor and open the office door. Karin, sitting on the sofa with her chin propped up, was looking at me. No, she was glaring at me. Narrowing her eyes.
“Hey.”
A lowered voice.
…I can feel the anger.
“It’s been a long time since I’ve seen our husband?”
She must have noticed me from the moment I opened the front door.
“Why haven’t you been coming around lately? Could it be that your feelings for me have cooled? That won’t do, that won’t do. I gave you my virginity, so you can’t do that.”
ㅡShick, shick.
She held a threatening knife and ominously continued, manicuring her nails with it. Ah, no! It’s not like that! And you didn’t give me your virginity, you threw it at me like a meteor shower, you woman!
“No, wait! Karin, that’s not it!”
“The hell it isn’t! Take off your pants and come here!”
“Yes!”
I immediately took off my pants, walked in front of Karin, and stood at ease. Somehow, I got excited just by doing that, and when I got about 30% erect, she stared intently at my member.
“Husband. As this older sister always says, I can’t be satisfied without my husband anymore. You know that, right?”
“…Yes.”
“But why don’t you come, you fucking bastard. Do you know how hard it is every night!”
ㅡThwack!
Karin, bursting with rage, ‘stuck’ the knife she was holding into the wooden handle of the sofa. The knife was embedded all the way to the end of the handle, like some kind of bunker buster. The purple flames that were rising from the inside were so ominous!
“Hiek! I’m sorry! There was a reason!”
Crazy power…!
“Get it up!”
“Yes!”
ㅡErection!
Karin also instantly threw off her leather pants and top. Black underwear, the same color as her hair, suits her quite well. I haven’t seen it before, did she buy it new? She said, taking off her bra,
“What are you doing not undressing me, you bastard?”
Karin brought her legs together to make it easier to undress her.
“I’ll undress you right away!”
As I took off her already soaked panties, her cute genitals were revealed. Yeah, I really wanted to do it with Karin too. I mean, I wanted to shove it inside.
“Don’t hesitate and fuck me quickly, you bastard!”
“Kuh-huh!”
Karin is currently sitting on the sofa, so the position isn’t good. Nevertheless, I immediately insert it. I rub the glans, rummage through the entrance, and push it in as it is.
“Haa…! Shee-pal! Why did you come now, you husband bastard! I’ve been waiting so long!”
“M-My bad!”
There’s not much time.
We immediately kissed and wrapped our tongues around each other. Knowing what Karin likes, my hands were already on her nipples. When I pinched them hard, her insides, which were overflowing with water, tightened.
“Heuung…! Haa-eung! Shee-bal! Shee-eee-bal! Shee-bal I love it so much!!!!!!”
After pounding away at full power for about 30 minutes, I ejaculated inside her four times. Only then did Karin, in a truly disheveled state, say,
“…Yeah, our husband might be busy because he has a lot of women.”
A strangely softened tone.
“But still, you fucking can’t make me wait this long. At least make the effort to come and fuck me once in the morning or at night! That’s all I need!”
“Uwaaaaa! I’m sorry!!”
“Tsk.”
Karin, who lit a pipe tobacco next to the sofa, put it in her mouth and crossed her legs, ㅡwhoosh. She exhaled pure white smoke.
“Haa, shee-bal. Hey. Then tell me about what you’ve been up to. Seeing how late you are… Is it that again? That?”
“That what?”
“What else? Serial killing, of course. It’s all written on your face, you pleasure-killing bastard. How many more have you killed in the meantime? I’m very curious.”
As expected, that’s it.
I think her sensibilities are a bit similar to Cloudy’s, but the difference is that Cloudy puts conscious meaning on the killing side to get stronger, while Karin just seems to put meaning on the killing itself.
“Well… I killed a lot more than I thought.”
“That’s the most anticipated introduction I’ve ever heard in my life.”
“What the hell.”
I then told Karin about my recent activities and the massacres I had committed in the back alleys. Karin kept puffing on her pipe tobacco and listened to my story. As soon as she heard that I had cut Mersin in half, she burst out laughing.
“Kya-hehe! That’s so funny.”
“You’re laughing at an incomprehensible time.”
Is it funny that Mersin died?
I finished the story with that feeling. In addition, I roughly adapted the story that I had smashed Lisette, and she liked that very much too.
“Yeah, yeah. I feel relieved that you killed that many with the sword I taught you. Haa… I’ll be able to sleep soundly tonight.”
“What do you think humans are?”
“Humans are there to be killed.”
“That’s such a scary thought, reru.”
That’s such a wrong idea.
“Scary? It’s okay to kill them all. Kill them all. Murder is all that’s left.”
I saw darkness in Karin.
“Why does this older sister like killing so much?”
“I have a lot of hatred.”
Karin, who puffed out smoke once again, put down the pipe tobacco as if it were the last one. Thinking about that, she stretched out her legs and touched my thing.
“Ah, come to think of it, you don’t have a sword, do you? You bastard, buy a good one. That’s why it breaks against claws when you buy something like that.”
“I came out to buy one… And it was expensive.”
“Aww, shee-bal. I should have gone with you to pick it out back then.”
A tone as if she regretted it.
“Tsk, but I guess I won’t have time to go buy it with you after all. I’m sorry for saying it and not being able to keep my word.”
“No, it’s okay. Don’t worry about that.”
“I’m so worried. Well… then open that, that wardrobe-like thing over there.”
Karin pointed to something like a wardrobe in the corner.
“That?”
“Yeah. Go and open it.”
It’s a slightly old wardrobe. I wipe the dust off with my finger and ㅡcreak. When I opened the door, what do you know. There were five swords standing inside.
“Pick one of those and go.”
“Wh-What! Really!”
“Don’t be surprised, you bastard. It’s not that good. It’s just a sword I used to use a long time ago, but I couldn’t bear to throw it away, so I kept it. But it’s still a decent sword, so you can use it. I wouldn’t feel bad giving it to my husband.”
I expressed my gratitude fiercely and chose a black sword similar in size to the Claymore that was broken last time.
“Heeya, that shee-bal. That’s a sword with some history. I killed a lot with that.”
“Is it a demon sword?”
“Not that far. It’s just made of black iron, so the durability is a bit better. But it’s a bit heavy.”
It’s definitely a bit heavy. However, with this weight, it seemed like more power would be put into the attack. In the first place, it’s not too much for my strength.
I expressed my gratitude once again.
“Thank you? Then come fuck me tomorrow too.”
“Yes!”
“Yeah! That’s what I’m talking about! Shee-pal, come fuck me every day! Got it?!”
“Of course!”
When I answered energetically, Karin issued an eviction order, saying that she had to open the guild door soon. I roughly washed only my lower body, put on my clothes, took the sword, and went outside.
Now let’s go see Lisha-nim.
I’m craving milk.
