## Chapter 224 – The Holy Knights
Winnia started rattling off explanations, pointing at various spots on the map. She was giving off a teacherly vibe. To meet her halfway, I focused intently, dredging up memories of my school days, but the information just wouldn’t stick in my head.
The difference in our intelligence stats was just too vast.
I couldn’t even grasp half of what Winnia was spouting. Was I really this much of a moron? No, judging objectively, I didn’t think so. It was just that Winnia was smart.
She was a mage, after all, so her mental gears were on a whole different level.
Wasn’t she the one who could come up with creative torture methods that I couldn’t even imagine?
“Hey, Dumbass? Did you understand any of that?”
“Didn’t understand a thing, I tell you.”
I hadn’t understood anything at all.
“I tell you, what?”
“Winnia, this is too much. The explanation just isn’t sinking in.”
“Ugh, you idiot. What’s the point of explaining if you can’t understand? Tsk, well, I guess your stupidity is one of your good points.”
She sighed deeply and started tearing into my intelligence stat.
Too bad, but I’m a warrior, so I’ve only invested in strength, agility, and constitution.
“Dumbass, just let me find the way, and you just do as I say. Got that?”
“What do you take me for? Of course.”
“Really? You really understood? You did?”
“Jeez. I said I understood.”
“Then what did I say?”
Winnia widened her eyes as if she was trying to tease me and blinked exaggeratedly. Ugh, I swear. Every time I see her, I just want to teach her a lesson.
“Just follow you, right?”
“Kyaa. Our Dumbass is so smart. Aww, you’re so cute.”
“Oh, my god.”
Winnia, suddenly in a good mood, grabbed both my cheeks and started grinning. What the heck are you doing in front of a kid… Eliza was staring at me with a frozen expression.
“Eliza… this is how I live…”
“…You seem to be getting along well.”
Eliza, having witnessed the antics of a sickeningly sweet couple, turned her head awkwardly.
“Yeah, we are. Winnia, stop it. We’re not alone.”
Only then, perhaps feeling a little embarrassed, did she take her hands off my cheeks and say,
“Ah, anyway, we have to get up early tomorrow. We should probably get some rest.”
“Understood. Then I’ll see you in the morning.”
“Alright, Eliza, sleep well. Let’s start the judgment from tomorrow!”
“…May you rest well too, Sir Saint.”
Eliza went outside.
As if they had been waiting for it, Claudia and Winnia slipped their hands into my pants. None of us three had released our desires for the past three days. My sensitive member immediately stood up.
“Umm…”
Claudia is only satisfied with about 3 hours a day, so just simple math shows that she’s accumulated 9 hours… These perverted… broads…! Ah, Winnia is easily satisfied, so it’s okay.
“Hey, hey. Stop. Not today.”
“What are you talking about, Dumbass?”
But it’s no good.
“The soundproofing here isn’t very good. I listened in front of the door, and I could hear everything.”
“…Katt? You even worried about that?”
“No, I always worry about that kind of thing. It’s not like those are sounds I want anyone to hear. Or sounds I want to let anyone hear.”
I’m a man of manners.
Why would I let anyone hear my women’s moans?
Only I can hear them.
Kim Katt has many desires.
“Dumbass, shut up and take off your clothes. I’m really stressed out, you know?”
“Katt. Me too… I can’t take it anymore. Let’s take off your clothes quietly, okay?”
“No. Absolutely not. Eliza’s next door. Just go to sleep.”
Those aren’t sounds that a minor like Eliza should hear, and more than anything, I can’t do that with a little nun in the next room. She’s a colleague and a friend, so of course, I have to be considerate, right?
“We’ll do it when we get home.”
“Ha, that’s so ridiculous. You’re totally horny too, Dumbass, so what are you talking about? Don’t play hard to get. Huh? Hurry up. Don’t you want to touch my boobs?”
“No, I do want to touch them, but…”
In the end, Claudia and Winnia couldn’t stand it and started clinging to me. My member was already standing as stiff as could be. But I was someone who could fully control my desires.
“Absolutely not.”
“Ugh! This is so annoying! Sis! Do something about Dumbass!”
Winnia, bursting with annoyance, yelled at Claudia.
“Haa. Katt’s personality is like this, so what can we do? It can’t be helped.”
“Thanks, Claudia.”
“Huh? Sis?”
Thankfully, with Claudia’s cooperation, I was able to get a normal night’s sleep for the first time in a while. No, I want to do it too if possible, but once we start, there’s no stopping it, so it’s a bit much here.
I have to restrain myself.
Claudia hugged me tightly, and Winnia, who had vented her frustration, also gave up and lay down, resting her head on my arm.
***
I woke up around the end of dawn.
I raised my upper body and turned my neck.
“…Ugh.”
I felt incredibly refreshed. Whether it was because I hadn’t released my male fluids and had saved them up, my whole body was overflowing with strength. Not having sex and just sleeping in a comfortable bed seemed to have greatly helped with my stamina recovery.
Sleeping in the carriage was too uncomfortable.
This was relatively so comfortable.
I immediately woke the two of them up and was preparing to set out on the expedition when someone knocked on the door. “Come in,” I said, and Eliza opened the door. Fully armed in her combat nun outfit. She was already fully prepared.
“Sir Saint. Did you sleep well?”
“I slept well. Wow, sleeping in a bed instead of a carriage is so comfortable. Did you sleep well too?”
“Yes. I am in optimal condition.”
“Then let’s eat a simple meal before we go.”
“Understood.”
After eating a simple meal, we took a little more time to prepare and went outside. We hadn’t left anything out, and there was nothing more to prepare. We checked the condition of the people and headed out of the village.
“Can we just go out?”
“Yes.”
The guards stepped aside.
It was already the time when many adventurers and scouts were setting out. I felt a sense of chaos, like watching hikers gathered at the entrance of a mountain in the morning. Many adventurer parties entered the forest, and soldiers in formation entered in other directions.
We have to be careful not to mistake each other and attack.
“Dumbass, let’s go.”
“Yes.”
Starting with Winnia’s signal, we also entered the forest.
The team name was the terrifying Serial Killers. Let’s establish justice on this land through merciless slaughter.
“Haa… I’m so excited. I wonder if there will be any strong guys?”
Claudia, who was literally beaming, walked ahead with light steps. It was a fun atmosphere, as if we were going on a picnic, but seeing her already drawing her sword, it was clear that the picnic would be covered in blood.
“I too cannot hide my excitement and anger.”
“Yes. Now is the time for Divine Friend to be active.”
“You are absolutely right.”
Eliza had also already drawn her mace.
I could already see the illusion of sticky blood and brain matter smeared on that iron ball. I also got into the atmosphere and drew my sword.
“Divine Friend? What are you talking about?”
Winnia asked, as if she was wondering about that.
“It means friends connected by divinity. Me and Eliza.”
“…I don’t know what nonsense you’re talking about. Hey, Nun. Don’t humor Dumbass too much. Once he starts, he doesn’t know when to stop.”
“Hehe. I know. But Sir Saint’s firm mindset is genuine.”
“What are you talking about?”
We made our way through the forest like that. Winnia, who was constantly looking at the map, gave directions, I guarded the surroundings, and Claudia pricked up her ears like a rabbit and spread out her elven radar.
“Winnia-nim. In my opinion, that area would be a suitable place to set up a camp.”
“Yeah… it looks like it. Then let’s go this way.”
Eliza also used high-level cartography, so she stood next to Winnia and shared her opinions. It was a fairly smooth journey. We ran into other adventurers along the way and searched for the bandits’ camp.
The forest was dense, but perhaps because of the war, no monsters were visible at all. We walked until noon and eventually had no choice but to take a break at a suitable point.
We sat down after finding a suitable spot.
“The person in charge said there were a lot of camps, but it doesn’t seem like it? Should we go to another city? It would be more profitable to go to the front lines.”
Winnia complained.
“That might be true.”
“Ugh, Dumbass. My chest is so heavy. What should I do? Isn’t it too big?”
Winnia stretched and leaned on me.
I put a piece of dried food in her mouth.
“I wish I could hold them for you.”
“Get lost.”
“Hey, what…”
I was openly disappointed.
“Hehe. Are you disappointed? I raised them for you to touch. Do you want to hold them?”
“I love you, Winnia.”
“Idiot.”
“Hey, why are you cursing?”
“Just because.”
As we were doing that, Claudia kicked a tree, perhaps because she was bored. ㅡThud! Then, fruits fell from the greatly shaken tree. Claudia snatched one of them, took a bite, and handed it to me.
“Ah. Thanks.”
I felt like she couldn’t stay still today for some reason. Certainly, Claudia hadn’t had a chance to use her sword recently.
Is this also frustration?
“Claudia. Do you sense anything?”
“Hmm? Not yet?”
“They are vile and evil beings. I believe they are definitely hiding in the darkness, waiting for an opportunity.”
We ate and chatted roughly, then set off again. Winnia’s guidance started again. She used her experience as an adventurer and her magical knowledge to check places where bandits’ camps might be, and before we knew it, it was afternoon.
It wasn’t as easy to find as I thought.
Well, bandits are people who make a living by attacking people, so they must be hiding well. We could just consider today as a scouting trip.
We’ll find them tomorrow.
ㅡTwitch.
At that moment, when the atmosphere became noisy as we were deciding whether to return or not, Claudia grabbed my hand and pulled me behind a tree.
“…Katt.”
There was no one here who didn’t know what that meant.
Immediately, Winnia and Eliza also hid themselves and prepared for battle. Had Claudia’s sensor finally detected the enemy? I opened my ears and slowly looked around.
“Down there. Let’s go down.”
Claudia pointed to the downhill slope with her chin. Eliza lowered her body like a special forces soldier and slowly went down, and I stood in front of Winnia and went down. Claudia was at the very front.
ㅡRustle, rustle.
“I smell blood…”
Claudia, who had a bitter smile on her face as if she had licked blood, brought up the story of blood. Scent of blood? I took a breath, but I couldn’t smell blood or anything similar.
As expected of an elf.
As we went down the slope, sure enough.
I could see something like a tent covered with grass. In front of the tent, which was supported by wooden pillars, were traces of a bonfire, bowls, and a large pot. And various luggage was scattered around… and four feet with shoes were sticking out of the tent.
…Is this Cheoyongga?
I came back, and damn, there are four feet.
Anyway, we found the bandits’ camp.
Seeing them lying down and sleeping even though it wasn’t night yet, it seemed to show their evil nature.
ㅡSqueak!
Eliza glared and started trembling. She looked like a ferocious dog about to jump out at any moment.
“Wait. Let’s check if there are any other guys around first.”
“…Understood.”
Now that we had found the enemy, there was no option but to kill them. Slowly. I approached the place and checked if there were any other bandits… Is there no one? When I looked at Claudia, she shook her head.
There’s no one.
As we approached the front of the camp, a large pot placed on the extinguished bonfire came into view. These guys are people too, so they have to eat something to survive.
Let’s see what they ate this morning…
“Oh.”
ㅡA human corpse.
ㅡPotatoes floating around.
ㅡCarrots.
What was inside the pot was a hearty stew made with human arms and legs. Eliza also confirmed it, and with that, the cautious atmosphere was shattered at once.
At the same time as a chilling sensation that seemed to spread through the wrinkles of my balls, a scream that sounded like a train’s boiler being eaten came out.
“Evil, immoral!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“You fucking!!!! bastards!!!!! You eat people!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Tremendous anger surged, and I felt like my vision was blacking out. Eliza and I shot forward like arrows to the front of the camp. Perhaps awakened by the scream just now, the bandits tried to move their legs.
But it was too late.
“Evil! Immoral! This is judgment!!!”
“You fucking cannibal bastards!!!!!!”
I immediately swung my sword down and severed their feet, and Eliza also smashed her mace down and crushed their ankles. Let’s cut off their feet first!!!
“Aaaaaaaaaaahㅡ!!!!”
A scream of pain erupted from inside the camp.
Eliza and I worked on the other feet as well.
You crazy heretic bastards!!!!!
Even Hitler didn’t do this!!!!!!
