## Chapter 360 – Special Episode Commemorating 400,000 Views (Tentacle TIMES[1])
“Special episode my ass!
It’s been ages since we hit 400,000 views, why now?
Uh…? How am I talking…!?”
“I have my reasons.
Act like a protagonist should, huh!?
Just do your duty as the author’s fantasy slave!! Heh!!”
“Don’t give me that crap!! Send me back!!
I have to go catch monsters with Leia in the next chapter…!!”
“Hey!! We’re not making any progress here.
Someone get this out of here, quick!!”
“Aaaah!! Let go!! Let me go!!”
Men in neat black suits and sunglasses carried the small spider-like creature away in a cage. Now, let me roughly explain the theme of this special episode.
It is… Tentacle TIMES, the Entertainment Department’s Awoo-Erotic♡ Coverage Time!! Saying that might get me stoned.
Anyway, this author, who never misses a scoop, is taking the time to interview the main female leads, which I’m strangely certain the readers will enjoy.
Or not.
I say, “[What can the readers do about it if they don’t like it!!]” but, in truth, this author is trembling inside.
As this is a special episode commemorating 400,000 views, the author, filled with new emotions, wants you all to know that I love you all.
Anyway, imagine a small house in a neighborhood, looking like a studio apartment.
Inside a small room with a laptop on, a man holding a microphone, dressed in a reasonably neat suit, is bowing his head forward.
Of course, it goes without saying that this is me, the author.
“Hello, I’m Joongjang, a one-day reporter for Tentacle TIMES Entertainment.
The work we’ll be looking into today is a rather controversial one.
It’s 『I Became a Tentacle Monster Blooming in the Academy Garden』.
Recently, there has been ongoing controversy over the author’s lazy updates under the guise of personal reasons, and the prevalence of unfunny, mood-killing gags.
Is this author really okay? Kekeke!!”
Chuckling to myself, I felt that I needed to move on to the next segment before I became completely unfunny, and quickly reached for the doorknob.
“Today, we’ll be interviewing some of the heroines from the work.
So, without further ado, let’s meet the first heroine!!”
Anyway, quickly deciding on the first target, I threw open the door in front of me and slowly began to step into the place filled with screams and shouts.
“Requesting support from the south!! Move it!!
Hmph! Haa! Die!! Just die!!”
A dignified young lady with long, flowing blue hair, wielding a double-edged sword that was losing its sharpness due to the countless monsters she had slain, splattered with their blood.
The nominal leader of the Swallow Faction’s action team, who personally takes charge of subjugation operations to defend the outpost, and the queen who manages all the females in Enic’s lair. Her name is:
Vivian de Grenot.
Although she possesses the innocent appearance of a young lady stepping onto the path to adulthood, exuding a unique maturity, her monumental first experience had already been repeatedly covered by hideous and robust tentacles.
Now, she not only coaxes the tentacles herself with coquetry, but she has even given birth to Enic’s child and breastfed it, making her a lewd, non-virgin, and verified married woman.
“Hello? I’m here for an interview?”
When I appeared before her and held out the microphone, Vivian flicked it away with her sword as if annoyed, and tried to pass by me…
“Can’t you see I’m busy… Ugh…!?”
When I lifted Vivian’s chin with the middle of my index finger and caressed the end of her chin with my thumb, she blushed as if ashamed and trembled her lips.
The venomous look in her eyes, as if wondering how to kill me, the person who was harassing her, seemed to reveal her high pride and her feelings of adoration only for Enic.
“Let’s do an interview, miss.
Your full name is Vivian de Grenot, right?
In 『I Became a Tentacle Monster Blooming in the Academy Garden』,
you play the role of the ‘Queen’ of the protagonist Enic’s lair?”
“W-what…?
And I’m not Grenot!
I abandoned that family a long time ago!!”
“Haha!! Don’t be so nervous.
Just answer the questions, okay?
First, could you take off your clothes?”
“What… did you say…? Why would I do something like that…!!
Huh!? Why is my hand…!!”
In the outpost where shouts and screams still echoed, and the sounds of clashing swords never ceased.
Vivian, watching her body suddenly disobey her and take off her dress on its own, looked bewildered and pale.
The dress, peeled off her body and held in her hand, soon melted into a viscous black liquid.
It flowed down her arm, tracing the feminine curves of her shoulders, shoulder blades, and collarbone, and seeped in as if filling in the beautiful floral tattoo on her slender back.
Her breasts, with their plump, touchable shape reminiscent of water droplets, and the firm yet slender waistline that continued from there.
And between her firm buttocks, reminiscent of a full moon, and her shyly parted, childbearing hips, was a neatly trimmed bush, befitting a woman who took thorough care of herself, and her vulva, hidden by her hurried hands.
“Wow~ look at this.
Her perfect figure and the blue hair that can’t hide her natural charm create a sense of mystery and allure that men can’t resist.
As expected of Vivian, who holds the top spot as Enic’s main female lead.”
“You…!! What did you do…!?
Stop this right now… St… Hng…! Hurry…!!”
Eventually, completely naked in the middle of this battlefield where the battle was still raging, she frantically rolled her head and eyes, checking to see if anyone was watching her disgraceful state.
But an interview doesn’t take her circumstances into consideration!!
Vivian glared at the microphone I quickly held out to her with a bewildered expression…
“Vivian, you not only escaped from Saint Flansina Academy, but also from the Grenot family, and have been living happily with Enic ever since.
But there’s one incomprehensible question.
Wasn’t it Enic who essentially kidnapped you, created false accusations, and ruined your life?
Why are you entrusting yourself to Enic, who is no different from an enemy who ruined your life?”
“There’s no way I’d… tell you that…!!”
“Stop being stubborn.
Before I pinch your nipples.”
“Bastard… I’ll tear you to shreds someday…
Hmph… Anyway, if it weren’t for him…
I would have continued to live like that.”
Vivian had been glaring at me as if to kill me, but perhaps she realized that she had no choice.
She let out a deep sigh and began to answer the question.
“Is it like a belated regret for the life I’ve lived?”
“At first, it was just a feeling of giving up.
I, as a Grenot, was admired by others, but that’s no longer the case.
I was abandoned by everyone, and I… had nowhere else to turn.”
“But weren’t there other options?
Like entrusting yourself to a loyal family like Lanière’s…”
“I had ambitions, and maybe I could have achieved them more easily in another way.
But you know?
Gradually acknowledging mistakes, being able to let go of my excessive self little by little…
That’s how I was able to live a new life.”
To Vivian’s answer, which was beginning to become a bit serious, I nodded slightly while holding out the microphone.
“A way to let go, you say?”
“I think he taught me that.
After letting me go once, he never bound me again.
Staying by his side voluntarily, I was able to take the time to think about myself.
Looking back now, my life until then was a shameful life as a human Vivian.
I want to be a flawless woman for him.
So even now, I’m working hard, doing whatever it takes.”
Of course, she was running the washing machine several times, even though she was a perpetrator of school violence.
Still, perhaps she wanted to express the sincerity she was feeling now.
Watching Vivian, who was lifting her chin slightly and glaring at me with a confident look, I clapped a few times and brought the microphone back to her.
“We’ve heard about your attitude towards life as a heroine.
But there’s still something I don’t quite understand.
You said you’ve let go of the past, right?
But it still seems like you’re out for revenge on Anne?”
Even she, who was showing a slightly changed appearance, still had some uncomfortable parts?
When the story about Anne came up, Vivian’s expression was slightly distorted.
“Living in this world, for whatever reason, everyone has one or two people they instinctively dislike, right?
I don’t really have any feelings for her now, but Monethen is still a stumbling block in my path.
She gets involved with me in strange ways, and her sister or whatever keeps interfering in my life.
If I can’t avoid getting involved anyway, it’s better to keep her where I can see her!!
I’m the one paying her sister’s salary!!
That’s that, and this is this…
I think I just added another person I hate… Get your hands off my chest!!”
“Oops!! You’re very angry?
Now for the second question.
What cup size are you?”
“Why are you asking me something like that now…!?
Hng… D… 75D…..”
“After checking with palpation, the elasticity is excellent.
But looking at the recent illustrations, Vivian’s breasts seem to be larger than 75D.
Isn’t this illustration fraud?
It’s depicted as the perfect ultimate glamour, with pink nipples and pink boobs, larger than 75F.”
Perhaps she was momentarily dazed by the neat jab.
She was making a blank expression and twitching her lips, Vivian, was muttering something in a small voice.
“M-Mi…”
“Yes? What did you say?”
Just as I carefully leaned in to hear her story better.
“Mimi… You crazy bastard!!
You drew the illustrations however you wanted!
The settings… You shouldn’t have done that!
Me… Me…!! What are you saying about someone else’s chest!!
Isn’t it enough if… if he likes me?
Eek…!! Get that away from me!!”
Vivian, lightly covering her chest with her arms and making excuses, let out a scream as if she had swallowed a train boiler, with a embarrassed expression.
I felt like I could hear a ringing in my ears, so I shook my head from side to side and slapped myself on the cheek to come to my senses, wearing an awkward smile.
“Oh… my ears are ringing… No… Thank you for your passionate answer.
Then, let’s move on to the grand finale question.
There are still many young ladies aiming for the position of main female lead.
For example, right next to you, there are people like Lanière and Aurora, right?
Let’s hear a word from Vivian about her determination to protect her position as the main female lead from them.”
“No one can stop me!!
Not you, the author, not the readers, not NoOtopia, no one!!
If I can’t have our Enic, I’d rather turn him to ashes…!!”
“That was a word of determination reminiscent of a certain dictator from the Space Wars.
Ooh yeah…… Then I’ll be on my way to the next interview……”
“Yaaah…!!
You have to make this move again before you go!!
You crazy author bastard!!”
Leaving behind her shout, desperate because she couldn’t put on her clothes due to Nemea still not responding, the door closed behind me as I crossed the dimensional gate.
Her sharp cries, swinging her innocent sword to cut down the monsters and shaking her elastic breasts, quietly subsided.
And so, after that day, a scary rumor was spreading in the outpost.
The ‘Blue Slaughterer’ was a pervert who enjoyed pleasure from confronting monsters naked, and a creepy witch who smeared her whole body with monster blood for skin care and shouted superstitious spells at the top of her lungs… or so the rumor went.
I don’t know about the exhibitionist perception, but at least the extent to which people feared her had increased, so wasn’t it a good thing for one of the rulers of the back alleys?
With that, for the next interview, I opened the door again and arrived at the next place, where the scenery had completely changed.
The place I arrived at this time was a large workshop where the smell of iron was strong.
It was Carla’s alchemy workshop located in the work building, created with the help of Hyeryeong.
“Spider-kun…!! Can you give me the number 15 joint?”
A brown-haired girl with curly hair, sitting on a simple chair with a wide workbench as her workspace, was talking to someone and reaching out to the side, groping in the air.
She felt the cold liquid metal that reached her hand and the hard parts that were in contact with it, and picked it up with her fingertips, smiling.
“Thank you? Hehe!! I got it!!”
She felt the liquid metal lump wriggling and fidgeting next to her, and then looked back at them, giving them a subtle smile as if she couldn’t help it.
“Should I just assemble this and sleep today?
I have to… eat… today too……?”
Of course, it was a bonus that her face was gradually starting to turn red.
After a while.
“Hngh…!! Hng!! Spider-kun… Aah!! Hehe!!”
Lying comfortably on the bed in the fluffy resting room, her lower body, not wearing a single thread, was completely swallowed by the silvery-white, pudding-like liquid metal.
The girl, panting and calling out the name of her beloved companion drone, was shaking her head desperately as if she was at her limit, writhing her waist as hard as she could.
The liquid gushing out from her crotch, so relentlessly that it was impossible to even tell whether it was urine or vaginal fluid.
It was being sucked into the liquid metal and, through some kind of process that could not be understood, was rapidly disappearing.
“I… I’m tired…!! Aahngh…!!
Now… nothing more… will come out…♡”
The girl was begging for rest with difficult whining, but her companion drone didn’t seem to think so.
It stimulated her clitoris intensely again, causing a fountain to gush out from her crotch, and the girl was violently spewing out so much bodily fluid into it that it was doubtful whether that much water could come out of a human body.
“Aahnghaaa…!! Noooo…♡”
Her sleeping pajama dress had already been almost lifted up by the wriggling liquid metal, so it couldn’t even fulfill the role of clothing, and it was revealing her soft baby skin and the naked body that felt soft.
And there was someone watching her from the corner of the resting room, and I think it’s about time everyone knew that it was me.
“Shh… This time, the target is Carla von Sterben…
She’s from Barmhausen, the origin of alchemy, and the daughter of the Sterben baronet, right?
She’s currently a sophomore in the Department of Alchemy at Saint Flansina Academy.
She has an older brother, and recently there have been rumors that the brother has fallen in love with someone at first sight…”
Behind me, whispering and explaining the personal information I had prepared in advance, the small but cute breasts and nipples that were good to look at were shaking up and down every time the girl was panting roughly.
Perhaps sensing it, ‘Spider-kun mk-2’ quickly swallowed her breasts into the liquid metal.
The sensation of the squishy liquid metal chewing and pinching her nipples caused Carla’s eyes, which had widened greatly, to fill with tears of bewilderment without her even realizing it.
“Anyway, as you can see, her physique is small and her development seems a bit lacking…
But as long as it tastes good, that’s all that matters, right? Lol.
It seems that Carla’s companion drone has also captured the charm of such an owner very well.”
As the thrilling stimulation rushed in, Carla, whose pupils were shaking violently as if an earthquake had struck, bit her lower lip and trembled her waist, which was bent like a bow, trying to hold back her moans.
Feeling that this was the time, I quickly approached the bedside and began to ask questions in a surprise attack.
“Hello, Carla von Sterben!!
I came to visit for a short interview.
I apologize in advance for disturbing your good time!!”
“Eugeuk… Hweeet…!! Who are you…!?
This is a private space…!! Hngheue…!!
Aaaah…!! Ahk!! Spider-kun… wait…!!
An intruder… Aahngaa!! Came in…!!”
Perhaps she was surprised that an outsider had suddenly appeared in a space where no one should have been able to enter.
Carla’s face turned pale and she tried to cover her body, but there was no way she could cover her body that had already been completely subdued by ‘Spider-kun mk-2’.
As a result, she failed to cover her body and reached a light climax, bouncing her waist and shaking her body, and I was throwing surprise interview questions at Carla.
“Since it seems that Carla is about to reach her climax soon, I will only ask simple questions.
Carla, you appeared in the second episode of the work and built a cute engineering girl image!!
You have shown quite a lot of activity in important events!!
And you have even formed a deep relationship with one of Enic’s swarm members, a spider, right?
So there was a time when you were one of the two most promising main female lead candidates in the work, along with Vivian!!
What do you think about the fact that your story volume in the work has been extremely reduced these days?”
“Aah…!! Hng…… That’s…
Author… Onii-chan… Heuk…!!
The volume… properly… can’t be determined… Aht!!
The story is getting longer… Aaaahng…!!”
“Are you saying that the story is getting longer due to the author’s lack of ability?
I have heard your critical opinion of the work very well.
It’s really hard to fix what I’m trying to fix… It’s not easy to fix.
Anyway, according to the rumors, Carla’s story will resume after the dungeon episode.
At that time, it would be good to look forward to Carla’s new activities again.”
“R-Really… is it……?
Heeungeut…♡ Aht♡ Aahngat♡ Eueueut♡♡♡”
Carla’s face turned bright for a moment at the words that she would appear in the next story, but soon she bit her lower lip again as the pleasure that spread from her crotch came again.
Nevertheless, Carla, who had become dizzy from the relentless climax, closed her eyes tightly and opened her mouth, barely managing to answer…
“Then, the last question.
To be blunt, which one feels better, the spider-kun from that time or the spider-kun from now?”
“Eee… Heuk…!! Eueheuk… That kind of….
There’s no way I can decide something like that… Eunggeuk…♡
Aaaht!! Spider-kun… No…!!
Even now… Heuk…!! Enough……
Feels good…♡
Aahndwaeat… Aahndwaeeaaaeat……♡♡♡”
“I guess mechanical replicas are just machines compared to living things.
But even those machines have a sense of what’s going on, so it seems they can be jealous.
Carla has turned her eyes over and fainted due to her companion drone’s rough caresses.
So I’ll slowly prepare to interview the next person soon.”
Leaving behind the figure of someone running away towards the door in the corner of the resting room.
On the bed in the resting room, lit by a single faint candle.
The alluring naked body of an attractive little girl, now almost passed out and drooping her head to the side, was being shown.
Her body was gradually being swallowed into the wriggling liquid metal, leaving traces of being pulled in one direction on the blanket.
Even as she was being sucked into the thick liquid metal, the indelible anticipation for the sleepless night that would unfold afterwards was filled with smiles on the girl’s face.
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