## Chapter 0 – 00. Prologue
01. Adaptation Complete
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To the developers of this game.
My grandfather smoked his entire life.
When I turned ten, my mother told him,
“If you want to see your grandchildren graduate, quit smoking right now.”
Only then did my grandfather realize the price he was paying by smoking, and his eyes welled up with tears.
That very day, my grandfather quit smoking completely.
Three years later, my grandfather passed away from lung cancer.
My grandfather and I were very close, and his death devastated me.
My mother told me,
“Please, just don’t ever smoke. Don’t repeat what your grandfather did to our family.”
I agreed.
Now, at 28, I regret never having smoked even once.
Because the game you guys made is so fucking awful, I’m going to get cancer anyway.
Seriously, you motherfuckers, make a decent game.
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I got sucked into the game (forcibly).
