Chapter 238 – Side Story 72: The Referee Who Dominates the Ground, Jesus -3
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“Brother-! Does it make sense for the referee to kick a player’s leg?!”
Zhou Yun, who received God’s grace, protested strongly.
“Do you have any proof that I kicked you?”
I snorted and answered Jooyun, who was protesting.
“What do you mean! Look here, it’s red… Huh? Are you okay?”
The guy was enraged when he saw me acting like a fool, pointing at his thighs, but he looked at his thighs, which were perfectly fine, and then looked at me with a puzzled expression.
“Tsk tsk. “The young guy is already losing his mind.”
I looked at Jooyun in confusion and shook his head.
How much time do I have, and should I leave evidence?
I kicked Juyun’s leg with a technique comparable to the soft tofu first touch, and there wasn’t even a single scratch on Juyun’s thigh.
Of course, it hurts really bad.
“No. “I was really hit.”
Anyway, Jooyun, who didn’t know this fact, looked at me with an expression that made him cry at any moment.
But I didn’t feel guilty.
The authority of the referee is like Mount Tai. You shouldn’t feel guilty about things like this.
“If you are noisy and interfere with the game any further, a warning will be given.”
I gave a warning with a stern expression for the sake of the referee’s authority.
“Under… It was really true.”
He glanced at me with sad eyes and returned to the Colchester United camp.
Hmm. By the way, after kicking it, I shouted loudly, ‘How dare you step on the shadow of God?’ Didn’t you hear that?
Even if I heard it, it doesn’t matter.
What would I do if I said it was God’s foot and not my foot?
I nodded as I looked at the field that was gradually becoming American football.
“This is soccer done right.”
The person who gave me the position of referee probably also expected this to happen.
Unless the hair is decoration.
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‘Uh? That’s not what I was thinking.’
The complexion of the Football Association employee who proposed the All-Star game referee debut project for Jesus Christ began to turn pale.
‘Even if I tried, I expected a yellow card to be given as a joke! Who knew someone would kick him in the face!’
The association staff looked at the reactions on the Internet with nervousness at the actions of the Lord Jesus, which went beyond their own thoughts.
[Here Jooyun is dribbling, ah! The referee, Lord Jesus, kicked me in the back!]
└Kkkk You just kicked him so openly, you crazy bastard kkkk
└ Who was the bastard who came up with the idea to put a referee armband on that bastard? LOL
└ ㄹㅇ Looks like he’s a bastard lol
[Yes, Joo Yoon protests, but referee Joo Jesus doesn’t even blink. And then the game resumes just like that!]
└ LOL Fuck LOL The referee didn’t even blow the whistle to stop the game, but the game was stopped LOL
└ LOL The players’ embarrassed expressions are hilarious LOL
└ ?: What is it? What did I just see?
The association staff breathed a sigh of relief as the atmosphere was more favorable than expected.
‘At this level, there is no need to write a poem… ‘I guess?’
While the staff breathes a sigh of relief.
On the broadcast screen, a scene was shown where Joo Jesus stabbed a kill pass in front of a Team K League player.
[Ah! Jesus Joo recreates the legendary 4-3-3-3 formation! The Lord Jesus shows off the perfect kill pass! Anyone can see that it’s offside, and the assistant referee also raised his flag, but referee Joo Jesus doesn’t even think about blowing the whistle!]
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Team Korea’s striker Park Seong-min, who received a kill pass from Joo Jesus, calmly knocked Colchester United into the net.
‘What? I was offside.’
Park Seong-min succeeded in scoring with a tap of his foot in response to a pass from Joo Jesus, who was spoon-feeding the ball after setting the table.
Park Sung-min ran to the corner flag with a bewildered expression and performed a celebration.
“Waaaaa-!! Park Seong-min, the pride of Incheon-!!”
However, in the process, Park Seong-min incurred the wrath of the Lord Jesus.
“Her… “You’re saying you’re not thanking me?”
As in the Olympus myth, the gods were infinitely petty and petty creatures.
Regardless of whether it was voluntarily or not, if you received a gift from a god, you had to make an offering and say thank you.
However, Park Sung-min was so drunk with the cheers of the crowd that he forgot to say thank you to the Lord Jesus, the God of soccer.
Jeju’s personality, which would be enough to hit Zeus on the cheek with a round trip, was shown to Team Korea.
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[Ah! As Team Korea starts to take the lead, referee Joo Jesus makes a decision in favor of Colchester United!]
[Until then, I took Team Korea’s side. If it is fair, it can be fair.]
[Okay… At the moment I mentioned this, Joo Yoon exchanges a one-two pass with referee Joo Jesus, taking the pressure off!]
[A clever play that utilizes the referee! Where did the two of you come together? It’s a one-two pass that doesn’t feel out of place at all!]
[Hey! Jooyun’s ball control is amazing! In an instant, he overtakes Team Korea’s defenders and enters the penalty box! Are you hitting me!? Shoot! Oh, that’s too bad! Did you have too much force? The ball floats… Uh, what’s going on? Referee Lord Jesus announces a penalty kick!]
[Uh… I think we need to look at VAR. First, I did not see Team Korea commit a foul on the broadcast screen.]
[While Team Korea was protesting to referee Lord Jesus, the scene was replayed in the VAR room… Hey-!! It’s an eagle eye! The referee’s decision was correct! The moment Joo Yun was about to shoot, Joo Moses pulled Joo Yun’s uniform!]
[It’s scary. It’s a scene that Beta and the referee would have overlooked if it weren’t for VAR. You don’t want to miss this! Amazing Lord Jesus! I can’t believe that today is my referee debut!]
[Colchester United’s players are saying something to referee Lord Jesus in a very polite manner?]
[Ah! Come to think of it, the owner of Colchester United is the Lord Jesus! Even though the team he owns is playing, he is the referee who conducts the game very fairly.]
[The referee, Lord Jesus, looks satisfied with the story of the Colchester United players, nods his head and places the soccer ball on the penalty spot!]
[Uh? Colchester United players retreating from the penalty area? I guess the referee will take the penalty kick instead!]
[I have been broadcasting for over 20 years, but this is the first time I have seen the referee award a penalty kick.]
[At a tense moment, goalkeeper Joo Mateo asks referee Joo Jesus for time and goes to drink water. As the name suggests, he is a very promising player who graduated from Jesus Orphanage and is considered the next generation national team guardian.]
[But there is no such thing as fair play for the Lord Jesus referee! While goalkeeper Jumathaeo went to drink some water. He blows the whistle and takes the penalty kick! Goooool-!! Referee Jesus completely deceived the goalkeeper and successfully scored a penalty kick!]
[The dumbfounded expression of goalkeeper Jumathaeo, who was drinking water, is shown on the electronic display.]
└ What is your expression? Haha,
└ Why do you look like you have been abandoned by God?
└ Drinking alcohol is a trustworthy gift for the kids at Jesus Orphanage who are debuting as professionals these days.
└ Ah haha I wonder if I was abandoned by God because of ㄹㅇ haha
[Lord Jesus referee scores 1 goal and 1 assist in his debut. It’s such a fantastic performance that it’s hard to believe that he debuted for the first time today.]
└ You are just amazing. JOAT;;
└ ㄹㅇ They are dominating the game haha
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I looked at the clock.
40 minutes in the first half.
I want to get off work, but the first half isn’t even over yet.
Now that I think about it, refereeing was the worst job. Work-life balance has been completely shattered.
He can’t leave work when he wants to. Are there any other terrible jobs like this in the world?
While I was grumbling inside.
Team Korea’s net was shaken.
Llorente, who succeeded in scoring, ran to the corner flag and celebrated.
I didn’t count it as a score.
There was no special reason.
It wasn’t a goal because I didn’t see the score.
Even though the goal was not acknowledged, and a foul was declared against Colchester United.
Colchester United’s players returned to their own half to defend without even protesting.
Am I used to it now?
When I give extra points to the obedient Colchester United players.
The score was shown again on the electronic scoreboard.
Llorente was there, pushing the defender hard with both hands and attempting to head the ball.
It’s a clean foul.
I held up the white card towards Llorente.
Starting with the Portuguese Football Association, it was a white card introduced around the world to show respect to teams and players with good sportsmanship.
I gave Llorente a white card to show that it was a foul that befits good sportsmanship.
“Is this a white card? “Is this a white card?”
Then, coach Pakpakgi protested from the Team Korea bench.
“Hmm. Why is it like that?”
Why is Coach Team Korea protesting?
I was worried.
And soon I realized.
Ah! It’s like giving a white card to a white person.
Damn, now that I think about it.
I was a total fucking racecist.
“Oh, referee Lord Jesus, my daughter is a fan, so can you sign an autograph after the game?”
So, as a sign of reflection, I approached the Korean coach of Team Korea and handed him a red card instead of a yellow card.
“Yes, of course. I’ll sign your autograph after the game. By the way, yellow cards are too racist, right? I’ll give you a red card instead. “You can go outside the stadium.”
