Chapter 220 – Side Story 54: Taegeukgi Is There.
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The A-match period has ended.
Valverde still hasn’t given up on his dream of retirement.
[Valverde presents a negotiation plan. ‘A sabbatical year is important for a director. At least give me a sabbatical year. I need rest too.’]
Valverde requested a sabbatical under the guise of a chicken instead of a pheasant. But I realized long ago that requesting a sabbatical was a stepping stone to retirement.
Although I am now requesting a sabbatical. Perhaps he did not intend to return even after his sabbatical year due to health reasons.
But in the end, all of this is just a symptom.
“Jesus.”
“Luis, so what do you think about Valverde? Was what I thought right?”
So, in order to obtain circumstantial evidence, I decided to recruit Valverde’s closest associate and one of his family members to receive valuable information from him.
Recruitment was easy.
For those of us who are prone to petty eccentricities, a coach like Valverde is a coach like no other in the world.
“Whoa… You were right. “My father-in-law is planning to retire after his sabbatical year, using illness as an excuse.”
Luis Garcia was moved by my cause and began to actively participate.
“Lewis, now leave it to me, I will solve it perfectly.”
No matter how proactive he was, he was able to calm me down as I was worried that the plan would be ruined by Lewis’s sudden haste.
“Hmm… Okay, please take care of the rest.”
Anyway, having obtained valuable information, I immediately began to conduct interviews with media outlets and moved in a meticulous and planned manner.
[Jejus firmly rejects Valverde’s request, ‘That’s absurd!’]
[Valverde’s health is fine. Rather, it is very healthy.]
[Valverde sues the hospital. The medical staff leaked the patient’s personal information.]
[Madrid hospital claims their innocence. ‘This is not patient information that left the hospital. The patient escaped.’]
An untimely scream was heard from Valverde’s coach’s office.
By the way, at this point you should realize that retirement is a vain hope.
Unfortunately, Valverde did not lose hope.
Knock-!
“Please come in.”
Today again, I received a call from Valverde and came to the coach’s office.
“Look, Jejus…”
As I entered the director’s office, Valverde called my name with a serious expression.
“I will not allow it!”
I flatly refused before Valverde continued. Not only that, he crossed his arms and closed his eyes.
“No, just listen!!”
At my firm attitude, Valverde put away his solemn performance and began to beg.
After waking up to Val Verde’s plea, I uncrossed her arms and shrugged, telling her to continue talking.
Then, he.
“How about we take a sabbatical together…” .”
“Go!! How can a player’s rest and a coach’s rest be the same?”
I tried to make a modification.
They say that when people have too much energy, they start thinking useless things.
I guess I will have to face disciplinary action sooner or later. It is time to bring tension to Valverde, who has become lax, and maintain discipline.
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[Title: By the way, isn’t Danjushek too quiet these days?]
Watching soccer is less fun because you don’t get disciplined, and you don’t show off your eccentricities.
└ You bastard. Do not curse.
└ Ah, I’m making a bad joke about this haha
└ Look at the Requis coming in an instant.
└ Hahaso funny. The Requi bastards say they feel secure just by owning a nuclear warhead when they see Danju, but they really like it because Danju doesn’t get into trouble haha
└ Oh fuck haha it’s thrilling to use a nuclear warhead without worrying about radiation exposure haha
└ I’m a Real fan, but the games aren’t fun these days because Jesus doesn’t show any signs…
└ ㄹㅇ Watching the journey of sobriety is the reason to watch Real Madrid games.
└ So you guys aren’t going to watch the Real Madrid vs. Mallorca Korean derby?
└ I have to watch it, how can I resist the Korean Derby lol
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League round 26
Match between Real Madrid and Mallorca.
Just before the game starts.
The Lord Jesus looked at the ground in agony.
‘Whoa… I have to face another accident today. Will it get attention from the media?’
The value and expectations of the name have become so high that it is no longer a topic of conversation for an accident. Even if you take the referee’s card by force and lift it, wouldn’t all you get to write an article about?
At that time when the Lord Jesus was thinking for a long time.
“Waaah-!! Fighting Jesus!!”
“Hong Do-yoon fighting!!”
A considerable number of Korean soccer fans visited Mallorca’s home stadium to watch the Korean derby between Joo Jesus, who plays for Real Madrid, and Hong Do-yoon, who plays for Mallorca, waving the national flag and cheering.
‘Okay, I’ve decided. Today it is you.’
The Lord Jesus thought as he looked at the crowd waving the Taegeukgi. An eerie smile was forming on the corner of his mouth.
“What, brother Jesus, why are you smiling so unpleasantly?”
“I am so sick of Danju. “If you’re going to use your handsome face like that, I’ll give it to you.”
The audience was startled by the Lord Jesus’ dark smile. Although they had often seen it on the Internet, it was their first time seeing it in real life, so they exhaled admiration without even realizing it.
“… But I think my face is uglier than Jesus’ brother.”
“Recognition.”
“Your face too.”
“Admit. “Compared to Jesus, I am a snail, and you are a snail prince.”
Time passes.
Beep-!!
With the referee’s whistle, the Korean derby between Real Madrid and Mallorca began.
[The game has begun! The black uniform on the right is Real Madrid. The red uniform on the left is Mallorca.]
[As soon as the game starts, Mallorca falls as many experts predicted.]
[Yes. Aren’t there many teams that tried to fight each other for no reason and ended up losing with multiple goals? In addition, even if they get just one point against Real Madrid, the benefit for Mallorca is huge, so there is no reason not to hesitate.]
Mallorca, like most teams facing Real Madrid, came out with 10 bags.
[Luka Savic’s pass to Luis Garcia and Luis Garcia sees the Lord Jesus!]
[Hong Do-yoon! Hong Do-yoon is one step ahead and cuts off Luis Garcia’s pass! Great defense! If the pass had been connected, it was a dangerous situation where we would have conceded the goal!]
└ Is it a dangerous situation when there is no shooting angle?
└ ㄹㅇㅋㅋ Look at them being forced to suck just because they’re Korean.
└ You guys. The opponent is sober. Come to your senses.
└ Ah. Sobriety is ㅇㅈ;;
Naturally, the lead was handed over to Real Madrid, and scenes of Joo Jesus and Hong Do-yoon clashing frequently occurred.
“Nice defense!”
Joo Jesus, along with Mallorca’s players, cheered Hong Do-yoon, who blocked the decisive pass, by applauding him.
[Joo Jesus gives encouragement to Hong Do-yoon. Yes. Although the two players are from different teams, they are of the same nationality. Both players are proud players of Korea.]
While the broadcast staff injects the viewers with soup.
[It looks like Luka Savic is the dedicated kicker in this game. Luka Savic prepares to cross.]
Real Madrid’s corner kick follows.
[Luka Savic! Raise it! Goalie punching! But I didn’t hit it right! A chaotic situation!]
Luka Savic’s cross was intercepted by the Mallorca goalkeeper, but was not handled properly and fell into the penalty box. The defenders are urgently trying to clear the ball.
[Ah, Mallorca is dangerous if you do this! In a mixed situation, Joo Jesus…]
Unfortunately, before the commentary even finished speaking.
Sloshing-.
Joo Jesus came out from behind Hong Do-yoon and succeeded in pushing the ball that the defense was trying to clear into the goal.
[Goooool-!! The Lord Jesus always appears like a ghost and succeeds in scoring!]
“Siuuuuu!!”
Jesus Joo, who succeeded in scoring, runs towards the fans who came from Korea to cheer and celebrates.
[Ah! After scoring a goal, Jesus Joo runs to the national flag and celebrates to thank the fans. Huh? Why did Joo Jesus play a card…? .]
I received a card from the referee.
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It is easy to beat someone and get disciplined. But it is not elegant.
Because it is not elegant, it does not even attract attention.
So how should I be disciplined?
The answer is simple.
You can use the surrounding situation.
In a chaotic situation, I pushed the ball into the goal and ran to the corner flag as soon as I scored. On that side, the people of the Republic of Korea were waving the Taegeukgi.
“Wow!! Jesus type!!”
“Siuuuuu!!”
Let me come closer. In front of the cheering Korean people, I gave a heavy rain celebration.
“Warning!”
I received a card from the referee.
“Puta Madre!”
Because that was the corner flag where Mallorca’s home fans were located. The atmosphere suddenly became so hostile that an ordinary person would notice what was going on around him.
“Wow! Jesus type!! I love you!!”
However, the Koreans, who were drunk on soup, stretched out their hands toward me and cheered, as if they could not sense the fierce glares of Mallorca fans from behind.
I clicked my tongue quietly.
Among the home fans, cheer for the away team players.
Are they crazy?
