Chapter 172 – Side Story 6: Heavy Rain
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[Title: The two best outputs in the soccer community.]
Lord Jesus as a striker.
Hansol on defense
Just a prestigious soccer community ㄷㄷ
└ Ah, haha, since Hansol appears next to Jesus, there is a difference in class
└ Does the first division league starter look like a dick?
└ But Hansol, didn’t he shave his head and get a bodysuit after the posts he posted on the community in the past came to light?
└ ㅇㅇ It is said that he publicly criticized the players he criticized, and even when they met in person, he also criticized them.
└ They say you don’t know what’s going to happen in life, so I guess I’ll just have to be careful about what I say.
└ ㄹㅇ I deliberately didn’t make friends because I was afraid of making a mistake haha
└ LOL That’s not social LOL
└ Verbal violence is also violence. Apologize when you say something nice.
└ Sigh ㅋ
└ But as you get older, the friends you keep in touch with start to disappear one by one.
└ Ajaeyo…
[Title: I felt this again after reading the above post.]
I think the early soccer club, a soccer community, is stronger than the Jeonbuk Steelers, which I support.
└ In early soccer, if the team has Jesus, the game is over.
└ To put it bluntly, if Danju hits the corner flag, how are the domestic league players going to steal it?
└ I hope they cast Danju on an entertainment program in the future.
└ Yes, the price is expensive.
[Title: Ah, it’s a shame Hansol won the national team selection this time.]
Last season, looking at his form, he deserved to be selected.
Did Utilike receive money from the association?
Instead of Hansol, they chose Kim Jun
└ Don’t do that, we are different ages
└ Again, again, again, someone suspicious of our God-dong has appeared.
└ Kim Jun is 27 years old and Hansol is 33. Since we don’t know what his form will be next year, Utilike has no choice.
└ Actually, people say that if you take good care of your body, you can reach 40 these days, but you can’t just ignore the aging curve.
└ Honestly, if Hansol had not gone to graduate school and continued playing soccer, he would have become a captain of the national team.
└ ㄹㅇ Hansol is also amazing. He is so talented that he almost earned his master’s degree, started playing soccer again at the age of 26, and became a starting player in the first division.
└ Even my former advisor said in an interview that he was a great slave-graduate student.
└ Because I heard it like this. He is truly a talented guy.
└ ㄷㄷ They said they called it a bald eagle and quit, but the evaluation is that high.
└ ㄹㅇㅋㅋ If it were me, I would have buried that bastard socially by saying he was trash.
└ … Sir, do you have a head?
└ Don’t try to know more. Searching.
└ Noon.
[Title: Lord Jesus you crazy bastard haha]
(Summary of the Lord Jesus sports TV interview. Jpg)
Climbing the ladder to participate in the national team ㅇㅈㄹㅋㅋㅋ
If it were me, I would cancel the direct ticket and watch it comfortably at home.
└Kkkk
└ ㄹㅇ I was thinking about buying a scalper, but when I see that crazy guy’s shit, I’ll just watch it at home.
└ ㄹㅇ I pity those bastards who paid a lot of money to buy scalped tickets.
└ It’s pitiful. It’s so pitiful that Danju thought he would return to the national team normally.
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A community user who was looking at the soccer community felt strange about the soccer community’s reaction that mint chocolate was not tasty.
‘Aren’t you all idiots? Is it really true that the captain of the Korean national team will not play if he is swayed by words written on social media?’
As I saw a ton of cancellation tickets saying that mint chocolate was not good, I thought to myself that there are a lot of stupid people in the world and successfully purchased a cancellation ticket.
‘Tsk, tsk, people should think rationally and spend like me.’
However, he did not realize that the world does not run on reason and rationality and that the Lord Jesus was just a do-it-yourself child.
And, like Mint Chocolate, there were not a few people who picked up cancellation tickets, confident that they were rational and reasonable people.
[Title: Oh, I ate a cancellation ticket~]
So sweet~ Stupid guys. They’re really pouring out cancellation tickets
└ Isn’t this the bastard you say you enjoy watching at home?
└ That’s right hahaYou posted a post to instigate it and then picked up a cancellation ticket?
└ Isn’t the guy who was fooled an idiot? LOL
└ You seem like an idiot for buying that;;
└ ㅉㅉ Even if you don’t watch the game, if you buy a ticket to watch the national team game, it’s a big deal, but you don’t know that.
└ But this time, the reason for the flood of canceled tickets was because there were many people who had no interest in soccer and just wanted to watch Jesus play.
└ ㅇㅇ The accountant at my company is not interested in soccer, but he said he wanted to see Jesus-hyung play, so he reserved a ticket. However, after the interview with Jesus-hyung broke out, he tried to cancel the ticket, so I told him I would buy it, but he didn’t agree.
└ It’s my return after 3 years, so I wonder if I won’t run?
└ ㄹㅇ They made a show to catch ticket scalpers.
└ You all know that the Lord Jesus hates scalpers.
└ Hmm… Is that so? Still, I’ll just have to cancel. Living in a rural area, it’s hard to go up to Seoul.
└ Do you have any plans to sell it to me?
└ Um… The association told me not to do it, so I’ll just cancel it. I’m sorry.
└ Then just let me know what time you will cancel. ㅠㅠ
└ I already canceled it?
└ Ah… What a fucking bastard.
└ It’s ridiculous to criticize right away because it doesn’t help haha
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Time passes quickly.
On the day of the national team match against Syria.
“Waaah-! Jesus!!”
The Sangam World Cup Stadium in Seoul was crowded with spectators from early in the morning to see the face of Joo Jesus, who is returning to the national team after three years.
Jesus Christ stepped on the ground at the Sangam World Cup Stadium in Seoul for the first time in a long time and expressed his gratitude to the audience. After he finished giving his thanks, he sat on the bench and watched the game.
[We will announce the starting lineup before the game starts. The player you were most looking forward to seeing on the national team! Joo Jesus is currently on the replacement list.]
Seeing that Jesus Christ did not start the game, viewers and spectators thought that he would not play.
“Oh, what is it? “Are you not participating?”
“Ah, it’s a pity, but the national team’s performance is still refreshing.”
“Right? Jooyun, he kills the pass.”
Soccer fans cheering for the national team leave their disappointment behind.
I was satisfied with the national team’s refreshing performance and cheered passionately for the players.
“Juyun-! Fighting!!”
“Mind! Nazareth is here!!”
South Korea was the first Asian country to advance to the finals at the last World Cup in China. As a result, a series of overseas transfers of domestic league players occurred.
To fill their vacancies, clubs actively hired promising players, and except for irregulars such as Joo Yoon and Junazaret Joo Adam, most of the prospects grew rapidly, and the national team entered a golden age.
[Jacob catches the ball! You can tell just by hearing the name, right? He is a young prospect from Joo Jesus Soccer Childcare Academy, a prestigious soccer academy that has produced Joo Yoon, Joo Adam, and Joo Nazareth.]
[Yes. He received a transfer offer from Celtic, but after growing up at Pohang Motors, where he was guaranteed a starting position, he announced that he would move overseas.]
[Lord Jesus, Lord Adam, Lord Nazareth, Lord Jacob! It feels like the national team has become strangely pious!]
[In fact, it is said that Korea’s official religion is sometimes mistaken as Catholic in foreign countries, perhaps because of the players’ names.]
[Ah, just as I mentioned that, Joo Jacob exchanges one-two passes with Joo Yun and succeeds in taking off the pressure on Syria!]
The Korean national team, which now shows such excellent performance that it is hard to believe that it is an Asian national team, pushed Syria one-sidedly throughout the first half.
[Jacob Joo takes off the pressure again and gives Joo Yoon!! I saw Baek Dong-su infiltrating!]
Just before the end of the first half.
Baek Dong-su, who received Jooyun’s pass, succeeded in scoring a goal for Syria.
[Baek Dong-su!! He returned Juyun’s pass with a soft first touch and then shot! Gooooo!! Baek Dong-soo succeeds in scoring the first goal!!]
Shortly after scoring, the referee blew the whistle to end the first half. The national team entered the locker room in a good mood and prepared for the second half.
And then the second half followed.
Before the second half of the game, Lord Jesus warmed up by running slowly because his back was sore.
“Waaaaah-! Main! Yes! “Soo!”
The crowd watching this misunderstood that the Lord Jesus was participating in the game and cheered.
Joo Jesus, who was warming up while thanking the crowd for their cheers, sat down on the bench again as the second half began.
“… “What, wasn’t it a replacement?”
“But since I warmed up, wouldn’t I be able to play today?”
The crowd was disappointed, but was it because they still had hope that they would see the Lord Jesus play in today’s game?
“Great~~Korea!!”
The cheering from the audience started to get a little louder. And in the 66th minute of the second half. The Korean bench became busy, and the substitute players began to warm up.
“Waaaaa!! “Lord Jesus woo!!!”
The crowd, seeing the figure of the Lord Jesus among them, cried out the three letters of the Lord Jesus’ name.
69 minutes of the second half. Coach Utilike ordered a replacement player. The Lord Jesus was not among the replacement members.
The Lord Jesus continued to warm up while other players were being replaced, and the crowd called out the name of the Lord Jesus without giving up a glimmer of hope.
“Jesus tongue-!!”
As German-born director Utilike watched the Lord Jesus continue to warm up and give the audience a torture of hope, he looked at that guy like he was crazy.
83rd minute of the second half. When the final change of the Korean national team was made, the spectators who had been tortured by Lord Jesus booed Jesus, who sat on the bench, crossed his legs, and picked his nose.
“Uuuuu-! Little Ronaldo, get out!”
“Uuuuu-!”
As the audience booed, the broadcast camera quickly captured the face of the Lord Jesus. The Lord Jesus saw his face reflected in the display and gave his thumbs up with a cheerful smile.
“Ronaldo! Ronaldo! Ronaldo!”
“Ronaldo! Ronaldo! Ronaldo!”
The crowd was angry and shouted for Ronaldo, and the Lord Jesus pointed with his finger and pronounced clearly.
“Like-! Woo-!”
