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The Dead Striker Is Crazy 169

The Dead Striker Is Crazy 169

Chapter 169 – Side Story 3: Orphanage Trio – 1

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Since the Korean national team advanced to the finals of the 2042 FIFA China World Cup, Jesus Orphanage has become a hot place where high-ranking people visit once in a while when they are forgotten by the public.

“I will take a picture. One, two, three.”

While the orphanage director took a picture with the Governor of Gangwon-do, who came to visit again today.

Agents dispatched from Jejus Corporation, invested by Joo Jesus and run by Kim Doo-sik and his wife’s family, took charge of Joo Yoon, Joo Nazareth, and Joo Adam and had conversations.

“… So I think the best thing to do is to grow at Colchester United and then move on to another team. What do you think?”

Juyun, who was puzzled by the words of the Jejus Corporation employee, asked a question carefully.

“That… Can I get a work permit?”

“Huh? Uh, the last time the Korean national team reached the World Cup finals, they were ranked 9th in FIFA rankings, so you only had to play 30% of international matches? “It barely met the requirements.”

Utilike, who extended his contract as coach of the national team after the China World Cup, facilitated the generational change in the national team with his achievement of being the coach who advanced to the World Cup finals, and selected a number of new faces such as Chow Yun, Junazaret, and Adam Chow and tested them in the national team.

In the process, the orphanage trio showed off their skills on a level different from other players, and were consistently selected to the national team by coach Uttilike, who was watching them closely.

As a result, we were able to achieve the current work permit issuance conditions.

“Okay… Aren’t I going to Colchester and causing trouble to Jesus for no reason?”

Jooyun is troubled by the employee’s words. The staff tried to persuade him further by revealing that it was a request from Colchester coach Pedro Rodriguez.

“I think Coach Pedro would like Jooyun to fill Enso Martinez’s vacancy?”

Enso Martinez, who has been performing well since moving to Tottenham, came to Jooyun’s mind.

‘Now that I think about it, there have been rumors of him transferring to Real Madrid recently…’

Last time Colchester United visited Korea. Jooyun, who watched Enso Martinez play in the game, unconsciously felt a sense of rivalry with him.

“Hmm… “Then, could you please include this one thing in the terms of the contract?”

“Uh? What conditions… ?  I think investors will probably allow it.”

Jooyun achieved what Enso Martinez had failed to do, getting Colchester United promoted to the top division, and he decided he would move to Real Madrid before him.

“I will promote Colchester United to the first division, and if Real Madrid makes a reasonable transfer offer, please send me to Real Madrid.”

“… “I will report that to the national team and get permission from the investor.”

The time when Zhou Yun’s condition was reported to Lord Jesus. Junazaret, who wanted stable growth rather than challenge, wanted to grow by joining the club team run by his older brother, Jesus.

“Then, do you have any special requirements for Junazareth?”

“Well, Jesus will take care of it.”

On the other hand, Adam Joo, who has a strong tendency to be challenging, entered into negotiations with SL Benfica, where Kim Dong-jun played.

“Hmm… I want to go to SL Benfica. I think the conditions for Benfica are good as well.”

“Because Kim Dong-jun showed good performance in the same position.”

“Dongjun is a left back, and I am a right back?”

“… “Because Kim Dong-jun showed good performance in a similar position.”

When the employee corrected his words, Adam Joo nodded with a satisfied expression.

‘How big of a difference is there between left back and right back? There are still many people who don’t know this. Did you learn soccer as a game?’

Seeing Adam Joo like that, Jejus Corporation employees secretly sighed.

‘Has there been bad luck at the orphanage? How can there be no normal people from this orphanage?’

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As time passed and the negotiations for the children at the orphanage were concluded. Articles poured in.

[Joo Jesus Orphanage, a famous soccer school that produced three overseas players, Joo Yun, Joo Nazareth, and Joo Adam.]

└ ㄷㄷ Prestigious soccer academy;;

└ Hello! I am the father of an 8-year-old son who dreams of becoming a soccer player. How can I enroll my son in Jesus Orphanage?

└ If your son becomes an orphan 🙂

└ Crazy bastard lol

└ That’s true haha

└ But I heard there are a lot of people who actually ask the daycare center. Why can’t their children be educated as well?

└ I don’t think he will do it because he got hurt so much by vicious parents in the past.

└ Ugh, so many people are suffering because of a few idiots.

└ So where are they going?

└ Won’t it come out as a follow-up article?

[Jesus Orphanage Special] Jooyun and Joonazareth heading to Colchester United. Adam Joo heads to SL Benfica! The birth of three overseas factions!]

└ Oh… Isn’t Colchester a Jesus-type club?

└ That’s right, and this is the former team of Enso Martinez, who is playing for Tottenham this season.

└ Isn’t this Real Madrid’s sister club?

└ ㅇㅇ The manager, coaches, and front staff are all from Real Madrid.

└ Kya… In addition, the owner of the team is the current Real Madrid legend Jesus type, and he is the best for growth.

[Sports TV began negotiating broadcasting rights with Colchester United following the transfer news of Jooyun and Joonazaret.]

└ 55… Get to work, sports TV!

└ Wow! Can I watch the Colchester United game now?

└ … ? What are you talking about? Before that, season tickets were sold on a site created by Jesus.

└ Sold? Why didn’t I know?

└ ? And not only did it have a season ticket, but it was previously broadcast on sports TV. The viewership ratings were worse than expected, so they didn’t extend it…

└ ㅇㅎ ㄳ But where do the other children at the orphanage go?

└ If it wasn’t for the K-League or the 2nd division, I would have been nominated by a university.

└ Where do the kids who didn’t get an offer go there?

└ Kid, why are you so curious?

└ Fuck. Did you add anything to my curiosity?

└ I heard while volunteering at the Lord Jesus Orphanage that among the children who were not nominated, those who wanted to receive coaching training from Real Madrid coaches at the orphanage.

└ They say so.

└ Thank you, Speedwagon!

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After negotiations were completed smoothly, the orphanage trio stopped by the Lord Jesus’ home in Madrid to say hello before heading to their respective clubs to undergo medical tests.

“Samchooooon!!”

“Samchooooon!!”

Hayun and Seoyoon, who discovered them, ran screaming. Following the twins, Yohan appeared imitating the grandfather next door.

“… Ugh! “It’s hard to play with my younger siblings.”

Joo Joo-han, who was patting his back, looked at the empty hands of the orphanage trio and returned into the room with a sullen expression.

“Isn’t that your uncle…?” .”

The dinner that follows.

“… Eat this”

While Joo Joo-han, who was strangely sullen, was handing a carrot to Joo-yoon, who was sitting next to him, he was caught by Song Yu-na and scolded.

The Lord Jesus began a long speech about dreams and hopes to the orphanage children.

“So, money isn’t everything in this world? Ok? Growth and Opportunity! And above all, loyalty! “Is this important?”

Jesus Joo’s speech, which would have made FC Barcelona fans’ blood boil if they heard it, came to an end, and Jesus Joo massaged the shoulders of Adam Joo, who was heading to SL Benfica, not Colchester United, and wished him good luck.

“Adam, even when you go to Benfica, don’t forget what you said and do well.”

“… Haha. Thank you for your advice.”

“The door to Colchester United, which Adam rejected, is always open, so don’t feel pressured and play with confidence at SL Benfica.”

“…”

The meal ended in an uncomfortable atmosphere, and the Lord Jesus had the orphanage trio stay in the guest room as previously discussed.

“Are you three going to sleep together?”

“Yeah, I guess we’re all used to sleeping together.”

At Joo Yun’s words, Joo Jesus brought pillows and blankets from another room.

“Yoon said you were a Louis fan, right?”

“Huh? Oh, that’s right.”

“This is the pillow that Louis drooled on the last time he came to visit, so sleep on this.”

“… Brother. “No matter how much of a fan I am, this is too weird.”

Zhou Jesus chuckled at Zhou Yun’s words and brought him a new pillow.

Midnight that day.

Adam Joo, who couldn’t sleep at the thought of leaving his close friends and heading to SL Benfica alone, carefully opened his mouth.

“… Hey. “Do you think I was captured by Jesus?”

Juyun squirmed in the darkness at the sound of his voice.

“Uh, you’re screwed.”

Following Joo Yun’s voice, which was trying to pretend to be bright, Joo Nazareth, who was also not sleeping, added her words.

“Okay, let’s just go to Colchester together.”

“… “Can’t we overturn it now?”

“Then you’re going to get beaten to death by Dooshik?”

“If we fight, won’t I win?”

“What are you talking about? Bald is strong!”

“Isn’t Doosik bald?”

“That’s a wig. The last time I pulled your hair as a joke, it came off.”

“… If you look closely, Joo-yoon is the worst.”

Let’s realize that this is the last night that three people who have lived in the same orphanage and the same room for 20 years will spend together.

They could not fall asleep easily due to the complex emotions of emptiness, regret, and fear.

“By the way, Yohan is also physically crazy.”

“I think I’ll be taller than Yoongi soon.”

“What? Isn’t that right?”

“Your next Hobbit.”

“Shut up! Baby rhino.”

“Why a rhino?”

“Korean Gattuso, Cottuso for short. So it is a rhino.”

“Something about it goes well with the Saret, doesn’t it?”

“Oh, I liked it too. Thank you, Hobbit.”

“Oh! “Don’t call me a hobbit!”

Jooyun got angry and attacked Joonazareth, but was subdued. Adam Joo, who was accustomed to the darkness, burst out laughing when he saw that.

Hehe… Under. “I guess today will be the last time I lay down in the evening like this, talking and laughing, right?”

The orphanage trio became strangely depressed by Adam Joo’s lonely mumblings.

“… What’s the end, you bastard? “You just need to keep in touch with your family often.”

Lord Adam nodded his head at the blunt but affectionate voice of Lord Nazareth.

“… That’s right. We are family.”

After Adam Joo finished talking to himself, the three of them fell asleep. Joo Jesus, who was worried about Joo Adam leaving alone for Benfica, smiled at the conversation between the three outside the door and quietly returned to the living room.

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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