Chapter 146 – Vs Spain Friendly Match – 2
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General Chal’s feat of conquering the English Premier League in the past was recreated at the Sangam World Cup Stadium in Seoul through Joo Jesus.
The scene was caught on a broadcast camera and broadcast.
[Title: Okay… General Chal. Are you watching? Your successor has finally appeared!]
[Title: Lord Jesus you crazy bastard haha]
[Title: Sabakgwe-!]
Many soccer fans are nostalgic.
While soccer fans rejoice over the birth of a new meme. The referee, who burst out laughing at the Lord Jesus’ actions, barely calmed down.
“Whoo- whoo- whoo-“
The moment when the referee, whose face was red from laughing so hard, took out a yellow card from his pocket and tried to approach Jesus.
The victim, the Spanish national team, ran to the referee and asked for understanding.
“As it is a friendly match, I hope people will be a little more considerate about leaving the game too early.”
While the referee was shaken by the Spanish national team.
Luis Garcia, who was strangled, also stood up and appealed to the referee.
“Please, give me a chance to get revenge!”
The referee who took out the yellow card eventually put it in his arms.
He called the Lord Jesus and gave a strong warning.
“Next time, I have no choice but to leave.”
The Lord Jesus nodded his head with a reflective expression at the referee’s strongly attentive look.
“I will be careful.”
In response to the obedient attitude of the Lord Jesus, he cautiously extended his thumb.
“And honestly, it was funny.”
The Lord Jesus responded reflexively.
“Are you crazy?”
“Hehe… Maybe so?”
The Lord Jesus slowly fell as he saw the referee smiling like a man who had lost his mind. The game resumed with a free kick from Spain.
Not long after that.
[The first half between Korea and Spain ends 0-0 with the referee’s whistle.]
The referee blew the whistle, declaring the end of the first half, and both teams headed to the locker rooms.
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From the moment they entered the locker room after the first half ended, the players blamed themselves for their own play.
Naturally, a heavy silence began to fall in the locker room.
“Good job, kids!”
“Honestly, I didn’t do well, but at least I tried, right? It had just that much meaning.”
Yoo Young-beom and I tried to lighten the mood.
Once the locker room atmosphere was tinged with defeatism, it did not easily return.
“Hmm…”
In a heavy atmosphere, I slowly moved to the center of the locker room to show off as the captain.
As I moved to the middle of the locker room, Yoo Young-beom looked at me with anxious eyes.
He gave Yoo Young-beom a pat on the back to reassure him, who was looking at him with an expression that said, ‘You’re not making the mood worse for no reason, right?’.
The moment when I slowly opened my mouth to boost the players’ morale.
Kwaang-!
Utilike kicked down the door and came in.
“Fuck!! “What are you guys doing now?”:
At the sudden loud sound, the players’ attention turned to Utilike.
I was standing awkwardly in the middle of the locker room.
“Hey! Launching! Why are you cowering like a coward? Put pressure on! Are you here to get Luis Garcia’s autograph? Wichser! The same goes for the other guys! Put pressure on! Why are you staring blankly? Stop it even if it means foul play! Don’t let me pass easily! Hurensohn!!”
Perhaps because he was overly excited, Utilike’s German remarks, which he mixed in between English, were interpreted for the players.
“Assholes who masturbate out of fear. “Those prostitutes who gave up even before the game was over.”
Go Seok-jun, touched by my accurate interpretation, opened his mouth.
“… You don’t have to translate swear words, you crazy bastard. And why are you adding more things that the director didn’t say?”
I ignored him, pretending not to have heard him, and ate a banana to replenish calories during the second half of the game, when I had to play due to the Spanish national team’s lack of consideration.
Shit… I don’t want to get off work, but wouldn’t it be okay to do it one more time?
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[The second half of the A-match warm-up match between Korea and Spain has begun. Joo Jesus and Luis Garcia are seen on the broadcast screen having a friendly conversation.]
└ Where have all the things that talked about Jesus-type personality in the first half of the scene gone?
└ ㄹㅇ We get along so well, we were just joking around and that’s how we talk about our personalities lol
└ Anyway, put it on the ancestral rite table, give it to me ugh ㅡ
[The friendship between the two players is very famous. They often post videos of themselves playing pranks on each other on social media.]
└ Isn’t this the video where Luis Garcia is mainly harmed?
└ It was so funny to see the Kimchi Pirates popping durian as a gift in Jesus-shaped tea.
└ What the fuck is funny about that! It’s so fucking horrible!
└ Why don’t you tell me that the bastard Jesus caught him and fed him kimchi and durian?
└ Kkkk kimchi durian kkkk
[Yes. And as I speak, the second half begins with the referee’s whistle. The team wearing the red uniform on the left is Korea, and the team wearing the light blue uniform on the right is Spain.]
[Yes… The first half was led by Spain, right? The key will be whether Coach Uttilike has improved his tactics well at halftime.]
[Luis Garcia catches the ball, looks at Fernando Torres penetrating! Oh-! Hong Do-yoon leaps forward to block Luis Garcia’s exquisite pass! Spain’s throw-in!]
[If it had been breached, a very dangerous situation would have been created. Hong Do-yoon is showing good defense.]
[Didn’t Hong Do-yoon have a lot of partner problems? We also tested the tactic of placing Kim Dong-jun at center back. Kim Dong-jun did not have a good physique, and his offensive talent was disappointing, so he eventually returned to fullback.]
[In fact, since coach Utilique came to the national team, he has tried several different tactics. He used three backs and assigned Kim Dong-jun to play the role of libero or as a defensive midfielder, protecting the back four and also involved in the build-up. But both tactics failed to adapt.]
[Yes. If your running position changes, it will be difficult to adapt, right? Once again, Luis Garcia gets the ball. Kim Jin-su presses quickly! As soon as Kim Jin-su breaks through, he cuts it off due to a foul. It was a smart decision.]
[Yes, in places that are not dangerous areas, fouls should be made like now to break the flow of the game.]
[Luis Garcia preparing for a free kick. Uh? And Jesus Joo approaches Luis Garcia, who is preparing to take a free kick. What’s going on?]
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When Kim Jin-su’s foul was called and Luis Garcia was seen preparing for a free kick.
“Hey, me and I are kicking it.”
I naturally joked with Luis Garcia from a distance of about 9 meters.
“Hey, come out, and I’ll kick you!”
When I spoke to Luis Garcia again with a straight face, who didn’t react in any way to my joke, he swore and actually walked away.
“Puta, kill everything on your own and live well, you son of a bitch”
I stared blankly at Luis Garcia walking slowly past me to the penalty box.
… What is that guy?
I looked at the referee in confusion, and the referee also asked, “What’s going on?” He was looking at me with that expression.
Roaring-
As the crowd roared at the sudden situation, Luis Garcia, who had been walking to the penalty box, realized what was strange and ran quickly.
“You son of a bitch! “It’s the opposing team!”
I looked at Luis Garcia, whose face was red, and shook my head.
“Luis Garcia’s tomb issue…”
“Shut up.”
When the vicious poodle charged at me, I raised both hands and called the lord.
“Jesus, you are a son of a bitch”
Luis Garcia, who saw that, growled once more and moved to take a free kick.
Beep-!
The sound of the referee’s whistle is heard.
Is it because I lost my composure before taking the free kick?
Pwow-!
Luis Garcia’s free kick flew towards my face.
As the ball flew toward my face, I tilted my head to avoid it, and the ball crossed the goal line, resulting in a goal kick for Korea.
Watching Yoo Young-beom receiving the ball from the ball boy, he sneakily approached Luis Garcia and taunted him.
“I didn’t get it right~~”
“…”
While I was teasing Luis Garcia, Yoo Young-beom received the ball from the ball boy and prepared a goal kick, and I immediately focused on the game.
Pwow-!
Yoo Young-beom’s goal kick was headed precisely towards me.
“Die!”
After lightly defeating a foolish guy (Luis Garcia) who tried to fight me with one hand.
“Puta-!”
The goal kick was effortlessly trapped.
As soon as I got the ball, Spain’s organized pressure came quickly.
“Yes, it’s me, I’m Jejus”
Having gained some sense of the game, I leisurely relieved their pressure.
Let’s get the ball out between the legs of Sergio Fabregas and enter the attacking third.
Many friends welcomed me.
But they couldn’t catch up with the tank, which was already accelerating.
Before I knew it, I was near the penalty box.
The face of Sergio Pepe, a familiar face to me, caught my eye.
I pretended to dribble to his right, then veered to the left.
Sergio Pepe, who was trying to follow my sudden change of direction, lost his balance and fell to the ground as if he had been shot with a tranquilizer gun.
Pepe’s partner, the centre-back, immediately made a sliding tackle when I ran towards him.
As soon as I saw him trying to tackle me, I lightly tapped the ball and passed it over his body.
“Puta!”
As the two center backs broke through in an instant, the bewildered face of the goalkeeper came into view.
The goalkeeper tried to keep his position as calm as possible, but I hit a low, quick shot opposite him and succeeded in scoring.
Let the ball escape the goalkeeper’s glove and hit his net.
Only then did I hear the cheers of the crowd.
“Waaaaa-!”
I took off my top, smiled, and ran to the corner flag to celebrate.
“Aaaaah! Oppa, you’re handsome!!”
I nodded, putting on my clothes in a satisfied celebration.
Phew, the game is starting to get fun now
Would you like to enjoy some soccer somewhere? The moment I thought.
The referee came up to me and took out a yellow card. I already received a warning in the first half.
“Celebration warning.”
Huh?
“Cumulative warnings and expulsion!”
No, they said it was an evaluation game, so they looked at it, but they didn’t look at this?
He was immediately ejected from the stadium.
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[Title: Jesus was sent off with a ceremony in the evaluation match for the idiot. Kkkk.]
(Early game, Shaolin Soccer. Jpg)
(Jesus Sabakkwe meme. Jpg)
What on earth is this bastard who ended up getting sent off even though the referee gave him a warning twice?
└ Fuck you asshole demand.
└ Then I’m asking too much.
└ But this guy can’t show up for the next evaluation due to disciplinary action?
└ The evaluation match is a friendly match, so it does not affect the official match. You can also participate in the next evaluation.
