Chapter 546 – 546. Amusement Park
546. Amusement park
“Get down.”
“Where am I?”
[Garden of Eden]
After getting out of the car, I looked around while tying the leash around my neck.
A place that looks somewhat ominous.
A lot of people were going under the sign with a red glowing skull that said Garden of Eden.
I took a quick scan beyond the entrance. The Ferris wheel and gyro drop visible beyond the screams of people. It seems like an amusement park.
I’m not even a child, so I can’t believe I’m here… It’s childish.
Can’t we just go to a motel and have sex? I’m confident I’ll do really well…
“Don’t you remember? “I came here once a long time ago.”
“Is that so? “I don’t remember anything at all.”
“This is really…”
“Ouch!”
Bah!
I felt like I remembered it because I got hit once. Was this a place you stopped by for a date around the time you met the Monster Association? I don’t remember the details.
At first glance, it looks like he came to visit the place where he used to hang out with me. I wasn’t particularly impressed, but I decided to roughly match the viewer’s mood.
“You forgot… “How bad is your head?”
“Even though I look like this, I’m still a high school graduate? He’s 10 times smarter than you, a middle school graduate… “Aaaaah!”
I was fussing for no reason and got hit with electricity on my dick. I grumbled while holding on to my throbbing cock. Beauji didn’t care and dragged me by her leash.
This evil guy…
“Oh, look at that. Didn’t we ride that one back in the day?”
“I didn’t ride because I was scared of you.”
“Hmm.”
It can’t be.
“But there are so many people.”
There were quite a few people inside the dark amusement park. I remember that there weren’t many people when I first came, but now it’s as crowded as cockroaches.
“It’s because I became famous.”
I wonder what’s good about crawling into such a dark and dangerous place. Anyway, Instagram junkies are the problem.
“What are you doing standing around like that? “Follow me quickly.”
“Yay.”
We headed to the ticket office to buy tickets. There were people lined up in front of the ticket booth, but Busi ignored them and walked forward, passing the people.
“Can I cut in line?”
“Uh. “Wait a moment.”
Viewji went to the front and went into the place where VIP was written. And after a while, she came out, flapping two tickets.
“Let’s go.”
“Ohh. What. Are you a VIP?”
“You’re asking the obvious. “This is the Villain Alliance, so of course I’m the VIP.”
“Okay? No, but what kind of villain union is creating something like an amusement park?”
I tilted my head. If you’re a villain, shouldn’t you sell drugs and illegal weapons like a villain? Why an amusement park?
If we’re going to build a theme park, wouldn’t we have to build something like an illegal colosseum where slaves are locked up and forced to fight indefinitely, or a 1v100 game of tag where sex slaves are released and those caught are raped?
Why did they create such an ordinary amusement park? Is this also part of image management?
‘1 to 100 game of tag…’ .’
I was having a delusion and suddenly felt like shit. Should I try making something like that in my dungeon later and play around with it? There are enough sex slaves anyway…
“Hmm… To be precise, we didn’t create it, we just squatted there.”
While I was thinking about something else, Viewsie explained. From the looks of it, it looks like they are just taking over the original location without permission and charging money as if they were going to build it. It turned out that they were trash guys who were faithful to their duties.
“Then who made it?”
“I don’t know. It must be a place that looks like a dungeon? “We occupied it for now, but we don’t know how it works here.”
“What is that?”
Something made me uneasy. I’m not saying you could suddenly fall off a roller coaster.
“The cub who doesn’t fall behind is going to die. Let’s go quickly!”
Understanding.
Busey pulled on her leash and dragged me away. I didn’t resist for no reason, just being dragged along and playing on various rides. To be honest, it wasn’t very fun, but Viewji seemed to like it, so I just played along.
“Kyaaa~.”
‘I want to go to a PC room… I want to have sex…’
It is also a virtue of the Constellation to cater to the apostles.
I spent a lot of time riding the roller coaster thinking about where and how I would have sex later.
Haha, hey, look at this, your photo came out so fucking funny.”
“He was just handsome.”
“… “You mean, I’ve felt this for a long time, but you don’t really think you’re good-looking, do you?”
As we played, it was almost time for lunch, so we decided to go get something to eat. We went into a family restaurant on the outskirts of the amusement park.
‘There are kids too.’
There were people who traveled with their families to such dangerous places. No matter how bad Sillim-dong has become these days, are you out of your mind to bring a child?
Well, since he was a hunter or a hero, he didn’t seem to be afraid of villains, but it was still clear that he was mentally ill. You are disqualified as a parent for bringing your children to a place where you never know when and where a gunfight may break out.
“What do you want to eat?”
“Hmm, what is the most expensive one?”
First, I decided to try the lunch set. It looks like an amusement park and boasts outrageous prices. Anyone who sees it will think it’s a 7-star restaurant. Damn.
“Why~ I can eat it all!”
“He? Do you want to keep doing that?”
I heard a loud baby noise from somewhere. The sound of the baby begging for something to buy him and the mother yelling that he couldn’t do it were truly annoying.
“It’s really noisy. Viewji, shall we call some villains and create a no-kids zone?”
“It’s terrible.”
“For now, let’s just poop. Order something delicious.”
“Talk about poop while eating… Do you want to search?”
I said something trivial and went to beat the shit out of it. After flushing a bunch of poops into the toilet, I was about to go back to my seat when something suddenly hit my body.
“Wow~. “Aaaaak!”
Boom!
“No, some spoiled brat…” . “Wow!”
It looks like the baby was running around and bumped into this body. I was trying to tell him what kind of bastard he was, but I froze when I saw the face of the child that bumped into my body.
That’s right.
“Ouch… Huh? Dad?”
This is because this little girl bumping into my stomach and looking up at me was Eunbyeol and her daughter, Irina, who inherited my genes.
“Li, Lina? “Why are you here?”
“Dad… !”
Totally.
Lina looks up at me with her big eyes shining. I looked at her blankly and then quickly looked around her.
The presence of Lina means the presence of Eunbyeol.
As expected, Eunbyeol was seen in the distance, running towards Lina. I quickly turned her head and avoided her gaze.
“Hey! I told you not to run… Uh? Brother? Why are you here?”
“Hmm.”
Of course, the identity was discovered right away. I cleared my throat and made a loose excuse.
“I just came here to have fun.”
“You were cheating on me again?”
“Oh, the wind. “You came alone?”
“You’re laughing. “You?”
So Eun Byeol, who knows me better than anyone else, opened her eyes and looked up at me. Seeing us like that, Lina tilted her head and looked at me and Eunbyeol in turn.
“What are you two talking about? Oh, that’s right! Dad, do you want to go for a bumper car ride together? It’s so much fun!”
“Lina, wait a minute? … “You really came alone?”
“Even so…”
Eunbyeol stroked Lina’s head and rolled her eyes. A look in his eyes that never seems to go away. Really, why doesn’t he trust people?
I pouted as I looked into the eyes of the two women. I think it would be better for my personal life to make a vague excuse and quickly run away.
“You’re not cheating?”
“When did I blow the wind?” .”
“Hey! What are you doing when you go to the bathroom? … What is that girl? Hey, are you horny again?”
“Wow.”
After giving a cursory answer, I was about to sneak out when Busey, tired of waiting, came looking for me. Then she glanced at Eunbyeol, who was facing me, and she sighed. He must have mistakenly thought that I was flirting with another woman.
“What is he? Anyone knows?”
As soon as Viewji appeared, Eunbyeol’s glare became even stronger.
It’s truly a dilemma.
First, I ordered Buzy to get out of the way quickly with her eyes. Of course, the tactless woman could not recognize the constellation’s wishes and made use of her mouth.
“Hey, this guy is my boyfriend. I’ll take him with me.”
Busey pulled on her leash, which was running down her back, and dragged me along. Eunbyeol saw that and grabbed the middle of her leash.
“Why is he your boyfriend?”
“… What are you doing now?”
Viewji furrowed his forehead as if he was annoyed. When Eunbyeol saw that, she laughed and provoked her wife.
“Me? “Is this person’s wife?”
“What, what? What? Wife?”
“We are married. Right, honey?”
“Branch, bran, bran…” Marriage… ?”
“Uh… Hmm… But I’m not married yet…”
“This is how you gave birth to a child?”
Continue.
Eunbyeol grabbed Lina’s waist and lifted her up. Buji looked at Lina, who was hanging limply like a cat, and then turned her head towards me.
I made eye contact with Buji. Eyes full of anger. I feel scared of something.
I have to jump out quickly.
“Wait a minute, where are you running… “
“Hey! Where are you going?”
I infused magic into the hearthstone hidden in my pocket. I moved home in an instant, feeling like my body was being sucked in. And not long after, the light flickered and someone followed me home.
“Profit! Don’t you fall off that way?”
Kwadangtang.
Eunbyeol, Viewzy, and Lina are lying on the floor, entangled with each other, as if the three of them had moved together. I sat on the sofa, made a poop pose, and looked down at my cute apostles.
“Are you here?”
“Who wants to be a bitch?”
Kwaak.
Busy pulled on her leash and I fell to the floor.