Chapter 1294 – Some Asshole Peed on the Rug in My Room?
It wasn’t that my father didn’t tell us that he was going to get a dog. I kept it a secret from my mother, who was living alone as her daughters got married all at once, until the day they were brought in.
“Hohoho, really. “I wanted to kick him out right away.”
“Honey. “There’s something wrong with the dogs.”
“Oh? Self. “I never said I was going to kick the dogs out?”
“…”
The smell of meat being cooked well spread beyond the oven and into the living room where we were gathered. Thunder and Storm, who caught that smell, glanced into the kitchen, and my father, who was sitting on the single-seater sofa with the dogs on his left and right, was speechless.
“Hohoho.”
My mother, sitting on the edge of the multi-seat sofa, covered her mouth with her hand and smiled discreetly. It seemed like he liked his father’s shocked reaction.
“Um, Mom.”
The devil sitting right next to my mother glanced at the dogs and asked in an unusual tone of voice.
“But do you think the dogs were well-behaved? “If you keep growing it inside,”
“Huh. Yes. How calm they are. “Peeing on the carpet, breaking flower pots, crying at night.”
“Mom. There is a social consensus that such a person is a troublemaker.”
“It’s nothing compared to when you were young? Ho ho ho.”
“…”
This time the Demon King was speechless. Compared to her, who was a bundle of accidents evens before her memories of her past life returned, the accidents caused by Thunder and Storm seemed like nothing.
But, did you do more than pee on the carpet? How much of a troublemaker were you?
“Dad. But what breed are they?”
Sehee, sitting next to the speechless Demon King, asked a question. She added, not at all scared by dogs as big as her.
“It’s really cute, isn’t it? “Is it a military dog?”
“Uh, huh? Yes. It was a military dog. The breed is Labrador Retriever. Both are 10 years old.”
“Is it so? Who is Thunder, ah.”
It looked like he was going to ask the dog’s name, but before he could finish speaking, Thunder, whose name was called, pricked up his ears and responded. Sehee, who was looking at this with interest, pointed at the storm without speaking and silently asked.
So this is Storm?
That’s right.
“Hmm…”
Sehee smiled softly and nodded slowly. At the same time, the snoring looked like it was welcoming a new family member. Until you say the next word.
“Some kid peed on the rug in my room?”
Was that yours?! No, that’s not it!
I didn’t know what Sehee’s eyes were looking at because I was sitting right next to him. When I immediately stuck my head out and looked at the dark blue eyes, there was a darkness that wanted to be as cold as the deep sea.
“Hohoho, is that bastard?”
Mother?!
With eyes so dark that even my mother was not far behind, she pointed to the dog on my father’s left. To be exact, Thunder.
“Oh, really? Thunder. “Come here.”
Cracking
Sehee, who thought he would be angry, tapped his knee and called Thunder. Then he looked at the nervous Demon King and me from left and right and reassured us.
“Hey, sister. Brother. “You just have to throw away the rug and buy a new one anyway.”
“Uh, um. Right?”
“I’ll make you something pretty. “I’m learning to knit these days.”
“Are you okay. Because I have something in mind. Oh my, Thunder.”
He turned his gaze towards Thunder, which was as dark as the smile on his lips. When he saw the dog sticking its head out in front of him, he said something that would have shocked him.
“Thunder, your fur is so pretty?”
“Hey, hey?! Hey?! Is it Sehee?! “No!”
Before we could be shocked, my father rushed in first. As if to prevent him from harming me, I hugged Thunder and turned my back and shouted to Sehee.
“Sehee! “Daddy, I’ll buy you something better!”
“Dad. “Did your sister buy you that rug?”
“Then my sister will buy it for me! Sohee! Dad will give you money! “Buy a good one!”
“Uh, um! Okay, okay!”
It seems that the Demon King had no idea that Se-hee would be targeting the dog skin. In the first place, I don’t know how many people would think of doing that.
“Hohohohoho.”
Mother’s innocent laughter echoed in the noisy living room. The darkness in his blue eyes was gone, and he looked very happy as he covered his mouth with his hand and smiled quietly.
“It’s been quite a while since I’ve felt like this.”
Every day was noisy in our house, but that didn’t seem to be the case in this house where Mawang and Sehee left. The mother smiled happily or wistfully and said to her daughters.
“Sohee. Sehee. Newlywed life is good, but come home sometimes. “Mom and Dad are bored.”
“Oh, well. “I’ll come here sometimes.”
“That’s right. That dog… “Before they poop on my things.”
Although Sehee deliberately left the dog Daum quiet, her sister nodded at her mother as she spoke with a gentle smile.
“Haha, guys. True.”
My father, who was hiding the thunder with his body, barely managed to smile. But that was Mother and Sehee’s plan.
“Sehee. “Now.”
“I know, Mom.”
Wow! Kkegaegaggang!
“Self?! Is it Sehee?! No, this is such a poor kid! “No!”
Mother and Sehee got up from the sofa and stood on either side of father to try to get the dog away. Of course, my father hugged Thunder desperately to protect him, and Thunder yelped as if he was scared because of his strength.
“Haha, Storm. “Come here.”
The Demon King watched this scene with amusement and called Storm, who was hiding behind the single-seat sofa. Storm, with his tail and ears hanging down, glanced at the three entangled families as he approached us.
Haha, you worked hard. Storm. I heard you were a military dog? Hmm?”
Jump!
As the Demon King reached out, Storm suddenly jumped up onto the couch and plopped down between us. When the Demon King saw the puppy resting its head on his thigh, he smiled happily and petted it.
Seuuk
I couldn’t sit still either, so I raised my hand to at least pat my butt. But before it even touched the fur, the Demon King frowned playfully.
“Use it, Jiheon.”
“Why?”
“Are you doing that?”
“What?”
“He’s 10 years old. No matter how bad I am, I probably ate more Jjambap than you.”
“Hey?!”
“Write it. Can a soldier raise his voice in front of his superiors? “This feels like a court-martial.”
“What is this, a court-martial! And I heard he retired!”
Just the way he spoke was normal, and his mischievousness wasn’t much different from usual. As always, when I saw the blue eyes sparkling mischievously, a thought suddenly occurred to me.
“…”
Glancing
It was the same for the Demon King. Although it was only a joke, Se-hee tried to skin the dog, the mother helped her, the father tried to stop the mother and daughter, and even Thunder got caught in the middle and started crying.
Seueuugh
The Demon King glanced at everyone and began to tilt his body to the side. I also bowed towards her and gave her a kiss,
-Ding dong!
“!”
“!”
I was going to do it. But suddenly I heard the doorbell and hurriedly turned around. My wife and her family, who were fighting over Thunder, also stopped and looked back at the place where the sound came from.
“Do you see who’s here?”
“It looks like Taeyeon came with her younger sister. Or is it your in-laws?”
“Uh! Wait for a sec! Swish! Thunder! Storm!”
When my father heard that a guest had arrived, he got up and called the dogs. The dogs, who had been looking at me from the moment I whistled, immediately followed my father as he ran out excitedly.
“I’ll open the door!”
Uddada!
A man the size of a bear and two large dogs ran to the front door. Her mother muttered with a happy face as she looked at her commotion.
“Really, he’s still like a child.”
I didn’t know what they were saying because it wasn’t Korean or English, but my mother had the same look in her eyes as when the devil was looking at me earlier.
“Wait for a sec. “I’ll go out too.”
She said to me, too, getting up from the sofa and not looking at my mother. No matter who rang the doorbell, the fact that he was my precious person would not change.
“Uh. “Go quickly and come back.”
“Is it okay if I don’t have a coat?”
“I’ll be out soon.”
She walked to the front door, meeting her gaze with those of her wives, her eyes like those of a mother. My father had already gone outside with the dogs and was greeting guests on his way to the gate.
“Uh! “I’ll open the door right away!”
Although it was a polite way of saying things, their casual attitude made it seem like they weren’t my parents. I confirmed this prediction on my way out.
“Are you okay? “Wasn’t it cold when you came?”
“Jiheon. Come on in. The wind is cold.”
“Cold! Open the door quickly!”
“Mister! Mister! Man, there’s a puppy! “I have a puppy!”
Minah, Taeyeon, and Yena were seen beyond the barred gate. The father approached the girls waiting outside with the dogs.
Haha! It’s Yena. It’s a little too big to be called a puppy!”
“Uh, uh, uh…”
“Uh? What’s the matter. Are you scared, Yena?”
Yena, who was happy to see Thunder and Storm at first, little by little her face hardened. As she got closer, she seemed to realize that the dogs were bigger than she thought.
“It’s okay, Yena. “I won’t ask.”
Clap!
Father comforted Jena and opened her front door. Naturally, she had dogs on her left and right, so Yena immediately hid behind her mother.
“Mom. Mom. The dog is so big… !”
“It’s okay, daughter. Don’t bite. Brother-in-law, dogs don’t bite.”
“Sure. Because the training was done properly. These are military dogs. Military dogs.”
“As expected, he has the appearance of a military dog.”
Minah, who came in first, stretched out her long, slender hand toward her dogs. But she didn’t pet the dog or anything, just passed by and hugged it when she came out to pick it up.
Come on!
“Uh, huh? “Are you Min?”
“Jiheon. The weather is cold.”
Admittedly, she was shivering because she didn’t even have a coat on. As Minah hugged me, she warmed my body that had been chilled by the cold wind.
“Oh, they’re doing that again.”
When Taeyeon saw us like this, she frowned in disgust. Yena glanced at her dogs with a scared look on her face as Taeyeon hid behind her, and her father looked at her and gave Yena a bright look.
“It’s Yena. Actually, these puppies don’t bite at all. “I’ll show you once.”
“Yes?”
“Mina? Wait a minute. “Could you please leave Kang Seobu for a moment?”
“Yes, I understand.”
Minah immediately fell, and the skin that had been warm during the contact quickly cooled down. But that wasn’t what mattered now.
“West of the river. “They are a little slower because they are older, and their bite force is weaker, but you have to be careful.”
“Oh, father?”
“Thunder! Storm! Attack!”
Wow! Wow!
Growl, growl!
“Ah, father! Father! Argh! Father!”
The dogs rushed in with the command to attack. He couldn’t catch up with me as I quickly ran away, just like he said he was getting older, but he stayed close enough that his breath touched my butt. For almost 10 minutes.