Chapter 275 – Lucky Minion (2)
“Guys. It was a long time ago. Do you know the ritual customs of the ancient gods when they were young and energetic gods?”
“What kind of sacrifice is this all of a sudden?”
Sophia, who had been rolling her eyes for as long as she could, said something out of the blue. I don’t know what luck has to do with ancestral rites.
“Sophia is the goddess of life and healing. Even if you receive a sacrifice, you won’t receive a buff in that area. If you really need luck, you can ask the appropriate god, right?”
“John. No matter how close you are, you shouldn’t open the treasure chest for me. How can you trust a trainer who was linked to you through a request?”
“I can’t believe it! I can’t believe it!”
Ranran responded excitedly. I liked Sophia, who was half-mad.
Actually, I thought Sophia was cute too. She says no matter what a girl does, if she looks cute, she’s into it.
Her heart raced as it did when she first touched Sofia’s breasts and kissed her. It is said that in her marriage, holding an event sometimes will help the couple’s relationship become stronger. I understand why.
I’m excited because the already pretty and big-breasted goddess is showing a different side of herself.
“Ranran said it well! I can’t trust a trainer I don’t know! Furthermore, I can’t even trust a doho!”
“Master… Why are you taking after Gwangma? She is the only woman with Gwangma and her children.”
It’s not because of me, is it? Honestly, out of all the sisters, I’m the calmest, kind, and obedient, right?
“No…”
-Lulu is definitely not that.
Albata, do you want to get scolded? Uh? Where are you running!
Seeing the ruined landscape reminded me of this phrase.
“When Sophia, tainted by madness, went on a rampage, her minions followed suit and polluted the divine world. John 1:1.”
It is the Gospel of John because I, whose name is John, spoke. It is absolutely not plagiarism or homage. If my name was Cheolsu, it would have been Cheolsu Gospel.
“Huh? Guys. Why are you making such a fuss? The garden will be ruined, so let’s be quiet.”
“Ranran is calm!”
“Get better.”
Sophia came to her senses and put the situation in order. Usually, me or the kids would cause trouble and Sophia or Cheonsol would take care of it, so it was sorted out quickly.
“I can’t leave it to another trainer. It’s something that doesn’t work with God’s power, so you have to rely on pure luck to win.”
“How do you determine your luck?”
“We have the means to determine among ourselves! It’s a constellation game!”
It was a game I hadn’t heard of in a long time. When I first started imitating the constellations, I looked at it often because it was fresh and fun, and because my sponsor was Hawaii, I looked at it even more often, but these days it’s faded.
This is because it was similar to an idle phone game on Earth. At first, I was busy deciding on a sponsor and giving out skills.
After the sponsor grew to a certain level, there was no need to look at it often. Even Hawaii took care of its own items and skills, so there was little room to worry about it.
All I had to do was answer sometimes when called.
“It’s a constellation game. Do you plan to summon your sponsors?”
“Ranran is great! Ranran is 2 years old from my sponsor! She walks really well? That’s amazing!”
Ranran imitated her benefactor and stroked her lower abdomen.
Her slightest gesture made her blush.
Couldn’t it be… Right? If Ellis’s gun gets damaged and Ranran’s gun gets damaged right away, she will really die. She will die by Cheonsol, not by Sophia.
“So, Sophia. What do you do with the constellation game?”
“We are holding an event at the Tower of Earth. It is an event that is done in all constellation games in other universes, but the important thing is the reward. Usually, they give out items containing the energy of the constellation, right?”
Sophia opened her market and she bought and gave away rainbow-colored rocks.
“This is that item. If you put energy into it, it turns into a random item when the backer gets it.”
“Aha…”
It seems that the clever Avni has figured out how to determine luck. Of all my daughters, she has the best brain.
“Event…”
“That’s right. The person who turns into the highest grade item will open the 100th rank chest.”
Sophia put her hand on my shoulder.
“John! I believe!”
“Just trust me.”
Sophia nodded and patted Cheonsol on the shoulder.
“Cheonsol! I believe in you!”
“Master? Don’t you believe in the Gwangma?”
“It’s better! I believe in it!”
“You’re wrong. Soopiya’s eyes have rolled back.”
Once this box scam passes, I will never give a box to Sophia again. It’s nice to have a different look, but this one is so broken.
A broken Sophia is dependent and obsessed with me? This might be good too…
“Then everyone, rub the stones! I’ll hold an event!”
As I was massaging the stone, I thought of Eve. Wouldn’t it be better to let them know that an event is taking place?
But it’s no fun if you just tell them. What should I say…
*
A tower that appeared on Earth. Eve, who was chosen by the Constellation to climb the tower, saw the Constellation’s message and coughed up blood.
[The crazy person says Long Time Mr. Noh.]
[He laughs and says it was Ha, not Noh.]
“Aaaaah!!”
The boss on the 29th floor, who had been beaten by her, blinked at her as he became her lover.
“Chwiik? Vomiting blood? Are you injured? A strong human female! I will kill you!”
[A crazy person asks if it is dangerous.]
[I am worried that I am dangerously weak to the Orc Chieftain.]
“Please! Don’t be crazy and just shut your mouth!”
Viewers who were watching Hawaii’s boss strategy broadcast all said ‘gasp’ and posted a chat.
-Gasp.
-Omg. I was angry.
-Isn’t this going to be controversial?
-Controversy over Hawaii Season 3212… Shouting at viewers to shut up…
Eve, who read John’s message and the viewers’ chat, closed her eyes tightly. It’s okay as long as her crazy noises can only be heard from one side.
“Chwiik…”
The Orc chief, who was not stupid, swung his ax while making as little noise as possible. I thought it was the perfect opportunity when the other person closed their eyes.
However, Hawaii was a female warrior who gained experience in virtual reality games and trained by climbing the tower. Even if I closed my eyes, I could read the chief’s attack.
Kaang!
There was even her naked armor. When her ax flew away, Eve opened her eyes and swung her sword.
Evil
A sharp blade sliced through the orc chieftain’s throat. When her pig-like head fell, chats praising Eve came up and support poured in.
[A crazy person mutters that he wants to eat pork soup.]
“Everyone. It’s been a while since my Constellation came, and we’ll have a quick chat.”
-That crazy person?
-The one who says she won’t even answer your prayers unless she’s a pretty girl…
-The person who says that even if she is a pretty girl, if she is out of shape, she will be scolded severely…
‘What on earth is John doing?’
Hawaii frowned. Is that all real?
If he had a personality that conveyed his message, he would be a great man… But when he was young, John was a thoughtful and cool man.
Hawaii, a major streamer with n years of broadcasting, showed off his special skills. It is oppression of viewers and media.
“Uh-huh. Please do not slander our Constellation. If you spread false information, the Constellation will scold you.”
-Honestly, you know. That crazy person.
“I believe in the Constellation. Anyway, we need to talk, so be quiet.”
Eve called John. Because she was on air, she spoke politely.
“Crazy human. What brought you here?”
[The crazy person says that an event will be held soon.]
“Is there an event taking place?”
[It is said to be an event to subdue a legion of monsters. It is said that there is a giant rat army, a goblin army, a kobold army, and an orc army.]
“Uh… Why is it so beneficial?”
Eve suspected that the constellation had changed to someone else. I thought they would just let us know that an event was taking place and leave us to take care of the rest.
“But wouldn’t an army invade?”
[They say that crazy humans will invade, of course. An army of monsters invades the safe zone on the 10th and 20th floors, so you are told to defeat the boss of each race and get a reward.]
“No…! An army of monsters is invading the safe zone? You should have said that sooner!”
Eve was in such a hurry that she forgot to honor her and quickly went down the tower. Even as she headed to the 25th floor, where the exit was, she did not rest her mouth.
“Chief Kim Jeong-bu, you are watching the broadcast. Our Constellation said there is an invasion of monsters. And…”
When Hawaii was busy explaining the situation. John, who was lying on her mat and watching, asked Sophia who was sitting next to her.
“Sophia. Why is this event a monster invasion? Aren’t there also more peaceful events?”
“Surprisingly, this is the most peaceful event. Less peaceful events are locked in a maze.”
“Exploring the maze would have been fun.”
“It took too long. The monster invasion that only takes a week is the shortest.”
After asking all the questions, John ate the grapes Ebni brought him and spat out the skins.
I thought the monster invasion was too much, but the person fighting was Hawaii. It wasn’t John.
[The crazy human advises you to fight well and grow. It tells you that if you kill the Orc Warchief, you will get the Mad Man’s Relic.]
“The Orc Warchief? Not the Chief, but the Warchief? Crazy… I better prepare.”
[The Crazy Man preaches that crisis is an opportunity. He says that the Constellations will keep an eye on hunters who are active.]
“That’s what you’re trying to trick me into. Everyone. If you kill the boss monster, an artifact containing the power of the constellations will come out, so don’t run away…”
Eve, who was conveying John’s words, suddenly became a mediator between the government and the hunter group. Eve worked all night and gritted her teeth.
‘You’re making me suffer like this. Next time we meet, I won’t leave you alone.’
