Chapter 261 – Aeo, the Most Beautiful Woman Chosen by Mites! (6)
The last day of the festival and the day when the finals of the beauty pageant are held. As befits the event called a festival, we woke up late and wandered outside after burning all night and early morning.
Abni and Ranran were full of energy as they walked around the streets and filled their empty stomachs. On the other hand, I got squeezed once before even leaving the room, so I looked a little gaunt.
“Gwangma eat this.”
“This too…”
“Eat a lot of Gwangma.”
“A lot…”
After trying all the food sold at the festival, the competition is fast approaching. We entered the familiar VIP seats.
“This time…”
“That’s right. Sophia assigned the three of us separately this time. Why is that?”
“Ranran knows! After the finals, he said that instead of going to the waiting room, he would go back to the trainer’s side and wait for the results! Moms will come here!”
These days, I am very surprised by the unexpected side of Ranran. The scholar… How many days was it? Anyway, they say that after a few days, she will grow noticeably. It looks like Ranran is still in the growth stage.
“You can just enjoy it and cheer on it comfortably.”
“Look here! It’s the blood of a basilisk! There’s also the blood of a dryad!”
“Salad…”
You were looking around comfortably on your own. That’s what she thought when she saw Ranran happily drinking blood.
They provide food that is worth millions of pounds in one piece. It seems that the income gained from this festival is enormous.
Even at the beginning of the summons, tears came to my eyes when I thought of Sophia, who was shivering while buying a loaf of bread. Our god of poverty has been promoted to the god of wealth.
This is all thanks to me. Sophia needs to be nicer to me. They are still good to me now, but I need to treat them well enough to forgive them for any mistakes.
Otherwise, I could have died for having sex with Ranran and Abni.
“Hiya! Look at Gwangma! It’s a pretty sister!”
“Do you know a minion? No.”
She was an unknown minion, but she was pretty, so she watched carefully. I roughly understand how to proceed.
This stage was shaped like the elongated bottle from The Fox and the Crane. Participants show light fan service as they walk from the entrance, and when they arrive at the center, they show the talent they are most confident in.
The first contestant’s talent was magic. The mites who saw the magic fireworks were excited and stamped their feet.
-Fire! It’s pretty!
-Fire falls on your head! It’s not pretty! Furthermore, it hurts!
-Attack! Punish me!
It was excitement in a bad sense, not a good one. The first participant who showed off ambitious fireworks was kicked out.
“Pity…”
“If it were Ranran, I would have hit him with honey! Right, Gwangma?”
“I’m disappointed too.”
If I had known that minion, I would have consoled him and set the mood, then built the Great Wall of China. It was okay even if we didn’t really know each other.
Comforting women in despair is Casanova’s specialty. Now I know why Sofia locked me here.
I told you not to do nonsense.
“Gwangma! The next sister is also pretty!”
“But…”
“That’s right! Ranran and Avni are prettier!”
Seeing Ranran sticking out her breasts with excitement, she had no choice but to agree. The second contestant had an attractive lower body and wings that were twisted like a whirlwind, but her chest was flat.
Mites were also rated low.
-It’s flat.
-It’s not Mamang.
-Get rid of the mites that don’t know what to do.
The ability to create a storm was worth seeing, but it ended there. It was only after seeing a few minions that I realized the horror of this competition.
Surprisingly, the mites have become picky! They were not innocent mites who liked doing whatever they did. Her treatment of her daughter-in-law was much harsher than that of her mother-in-law.
“How did pure, good mites end up like that?”
“Excellent…”
“Through this competition, the mites who have established their own values will be promoted to lower-level spirits! Just like Ranran has become an adult!”
She unintentionally learned about the spirit’s promotion method. Only then did I realize it. Humans are cute as children, but adolescent children go through a period of extreme anger.
In other words, those mites are in puberty. Only mites that have safely gone through puberty can become low-level spirits.
Several participants disappeared again. It was the next participant’s turn, but no one came out and only the sound of a horse scraping was heard.
“Next contestant?”
When Sophia couldn’t wait and urged, a powerful sound was heard from inside her.
-Hiya!
Hee!
A black new figure protruded from the entrance. It’s twisted like a creature from hell, but it’s definitely stylish. Chacha riding on it ran powerfully across the stage.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
-Doo doo doo doo!
-Let’s talk!
As the hooves pounded the ground, the mites responded excitedly. The horse that was running powerfully stopped in the center and raised her hoof.
Hee!
As the Hell Demon stood up, Chacha swung his lance widely. As the hell horse jumped up in response, Chacha stepped on the stirrup and soared into the air.
-Wow!
Just in time, a group of skeletons were summoned. As the car spun once in the air, the bones hit by the lance flew out.
-Bone! What a souvenir!
-This bone is ngegaeo!
-Exciting Geosiaeo!
Chacha landed lightly and smiled confidently.
-Symbol number 17. It is called chacha.
“Chacha mom, you’re cool! Ranran wants to go to the competition too! Ranran wants to go out and break the skeleton too!”
“As expected…”
Everyone cheered for his stronger appearance than anyone else. I, too, was excited and screamed. It’s a pity that I didn’t prepare a light stick. Why was there such a lack of preparation?
-I have shown off the horsemanship of a knight, and now I will show off the dignity of a princess.
Chacha’s clothes changed from heavy armor to a gothic dress. Chacha, who danced by summoning a skeleton, was beautiful and noble.
-You’re the best! Chacha is the most beautiful woman!
-Damang’s qualifications are so great!
When the three-minute dance routine ended, the judges rushed to open their mouths.
“Chacha showed both the charm of a knight and the charm of a princess. If one was ambiguous, it was a risky attempt as the other charms would also be buried, but she showed it well. Since the mites responded favorably for the first time, we can expect good results.”
-It was a stage worth seeing for the first time in a long time. If it’s a beauty contest, it should be like this.
-Agreement! Agree!
Since they kept quiet, I thought they were sitting there to watch and not evaluate, but that wasn’t the case. It seems that you have to pass the mite criteria to be eligible for evaluation.
It was more interesting because there was no scoring. I won’t let you know the result until the end.
“In Ranran’s eyes, Chacha’s mom is the winner!”
“Cheonsol…”
“B-but maybe not because mom hasn’t come out yet?”
“Stupid…”
“Gwangma! Avni is harassing me!”
“Breath…”
The person who is really being bullied seems to be Avni who is in a headlock. While trying to separate the daughters who were fighting. Chacha appeared next to us.
“Huh?”
-Why but.
“Weren’t you supposed to go back to the trainer after the performance?”
-Would you like me to disappear?
Sweat formed on the back of my head. I was just asking, but I had nothing to say if it came out like that.
Chacha laughed out loud when he saw my embarrassed appearance.
Haha! You make that kind of expression too. It was a joke, so relax.
“Haha…”
“Chacha’s mom was so cool! Ranran is number one in my heart!”
“Cheonsol…”
“Mom hasn’t come out yet, so she ranks 0!”
I wasn’t surprised this time. Ranran has become much smarter and sharper these days, so her improvisation was excellent.
-What about John?
“Do you want to go on a date wearing that dress next time? I saw it today, and it looked good on you, so I wanted to be with you.”
-Pfft…
Chacha was embarrassed. I was proud.
-I asked why I came here. I wanted to hang out with your family for the first time in a while, so I asked Sophia. Don’t ask Chichi King if he’s disappointed. Anyway, since I introduced Lulu to the face I see every day, it’s okay if I leave today.
“So you came because you wanted to see me? Chacha. You’re so special. Can I kiss you?”
-What? Children see…
If I were to count the kisses I had with Ranran or Abni… There were too many to count. I had no hesitation because I was in front of kids who knew everything.
Chacha, who had timidly resisted, complied as soon as his lips touched hers. As we parted ways after sharing a long, passionate kiss, Chacha’s pupils became hazy.
-This is it. Only you make my heart beat…
“I guess Mom likes Gwangma a lot too. Ranran does too.”
“Me too…”
Chacha, who belatedly realized the presence of the children, screamed for no reason.
-Isn’t this why you said kids would watch it?
“Oh. It’s coming out better over there.”
-I’ll just skip the obvious remark.
Surprisingly, his own child is getting better. In other words, he appeared holding an egg. Naa, crawling with an egg, looked normal, but with the egg between her breasts, her chest looked bigger than usual.
-Mamango?
-Big! Maman’s qualifications are overflowing!
-Bnil is pretty! Shiny oh! Gemgatao!
Only after performing all kinds of tricks did Chacha’s expression turn cold when he was told he was qualified.
-They seem to like breasts, as if they were mites growing on Sophia and John’s planet.
“They’re still mites. They’re at the age where they like breasts.”
The period when a man likes breasts is from when he is just born until he dies. There is nothing we can do about it because it is engraved in the genetic unit.
“I’ll pour rain on you. Rain, come.”
As he further swung the sea god’s spear, rain fell around the stage. The mites that had been hit with good expressions hardened.
-Tsk tsk tsk! It’s not rain, it’s seawater! Zao!
-Mites don’t want to become dirt spirits! Geosiaeo running away!
-This rain is bad rain!
Naa, who made the wrong choice, became sullen and appeared next to us. He further whined as soon as he saw me.
“What was the problem?”
I shouldn’t have made it rain. I heard that the Lamia didn’t like it either, but I don’t know why they did it.
Of course, I thought he would become more discouraged if I said it out loud, so I patted him on the back.
