Chapter 201 – Horses and Humans (3)
As soon as Thousands Bomba realized that the crazy man’s momentum had changed, he bit his teeth and accelerated his dance moves.
Her S-class skill, [Bomba Dance], Has the advantage of being able to create infinite explosions without affecting her, but it is not without its drawbacks.
Her biggest drawback was that [Bomba Dance] Overshadowed her dancing. Takenurus’ lower body was extremely developed, and its leg strength was superior to that of any other race.
In particular, females were superior. Males’ leg strength was relatively low because their upper and lower bodies were developed evenly.
In any case, due to their racial characteristics, Takenurus’ dance developed in the direction of jumping and showing off their superior legs.
For a species that could rise to a height several times their own height once they stood up, being light was too far away.
[Bomba Dance] Called for that very light dance. I requested from Taken Uros the elegance shown by dancers of the human and dark elf races.
Thousands Bomba’s hard work has taught her to dance beautifully like a dancer, but if her concentration is broken, she can kick off the floor and jump up at any time.
Therefore, [Bomba Dance] Was like walking a tightrope. Thousands Bomba fell into her own world, trying to ignore her crazy human spirit.
‘Don’t get excited and stay calm. As long as I dance properly, no one will beat me.’
Unfortunately, Thousands Bomba was unable to achieve victory. When he was at level 1, he lost several times because his dancing was not good, and after he mastered his dancing, he lost several times because he was distracted.
But as long as he danced fully, he only achieved victory. It will be the same this time too.
‘No matter what a crazy person does…’
“Johan! Thousands Bomba can’t dance properly if its mentality is shaken! Do what Yohan is good at!”
Thousands Bomba tried to suppress his rising alarm and find peace of mind.
Who would have thought that her counterpart goddess would have figured out her own weakness. It wasn’t the first time, but she was naturally nervous because the other person was a crazy person.
‘A crazy person lives up to his name… Crazy!’
Thousands Bomba couldn’t believe his eyes. The crazy person was clearly wearing milky armor.
It was impressive that she was translucent, so the outline of her body was slightly visible, but I never imagined that her groin would be open.
“Let’s test whether my object is strong or whether your explosion is strong.”
Kwakwang!!
“My dick is a dick tempered by explosions…”
She didn’t even know how to bring her exposed cock to the bomb. It was a sight she saw with her own eyes, but her mind refused to understand.
Even though he was pushed out by the explosion, his erect cock caught my eye. Thousands Bomba was a knowledgeable Taken Uros, so he knew the characteristics of other races well.
‘I heard that human things are childlike compared to the male Takenurus’ things. But that thing… It’s so big and ugly…’
She only received sex education. Thousands Bomba, who had been distracted by the cock he had never seen in person, realized his mistake as soon as he took his next step.
I applied a little too much force. Fortunately, Thousands Bomba had the skill to make up for one mistake.
“Look at this concubine’s graceful turns.”
The quadruple accelerator was activated and bombs were scattered. Swinging his huge and vicious dick like a sword…
“No? What on earth are you doing?”
Quagwagwagwagwagwang
Thousands Bomba breathed her sigh of relief. The chain of explosions obscured the opponent’s appearance, giving her time to get it out of her head.
‘It’s time to erase the crazy actions of crazy people from our memories. Let’s erase it quickly and continue dancing.’
I closed my eyes, but the crazy human’s cock sword technique became clearer. Although it was just an act of swinging an object attached to one’s lower body, it depicted a high-level sword fighting like the sword fighting of the Takenurus gladiator I saw at the Colosseum.
It was crazy, but it was an act that showed how high the level of sword handling the opponent was. Thousands Bomba sent shivers down her spine.
‘That wasn’t just crazy, it was a warning. If you pick up your sword, you can cut down my bomb, but you’re telling me that you did something crazy to shake my composure on purpose.’
Thousands Bomba accepted her opponent’s warning. It was an opponent I couldn’t beat even if I had any left to spare.
He planned a long-term war considering the recovery period of a crazy person, but he warned that he could pick up a sword and kill him at any time, so he had to kill him before he could even use the recovery period.
“Hohoho. I didn’t know you would engage in this level of psychological warfare on your concubine. You crazy person. Please be treated well by me.”
When Thousands Bomba activated [Phalaenopsis], Butterflies flew from all directions. She danced dreamily with butterflies.
Butterflies bloomed wherever her eyes touched, rivers of colorful butterflies appeared when she stretched out her hands, and when the hem of her clothes fluttered, the surrounding butterflies turned into bombs.
The butterfly bomb, unlike the stationary intangible bomb, flew towards a crazy person.
Coogung Coogung Coogung Coogung
One of the other characteristics of [Bomba Dance]. Due to the explosion, it was difficult to gauge the opponent’s appearance.
It wasn’t a weakness until now. There were very few minions that could withstand an explosion like that. Even Siri’s Drake, the number one ranked ace, died while clearing the field of bombs.
Even if Ciri hadn’t dug into the gap that Drake had created by sacrificing her body, and if Thousands Bomba’s dance hadn’t ended with the blade sharpened to the tip of her chin, she wouldn’t have lost.
Thousands Bomba danced Gye-suk, firmly believing in her victory. The butterfly she summoned with [Phalaenopsis] Drained her stamina, but she was still fine.
Kwagwagwagwang
Thousands Bomba firmly believes in her victory…
Kwagwagwagwagwang
Thousands Bomba…
Boom boom!
“No? When are you going to die?”
Still, wouldn’t the explosion continue too long? Even the interval between butterflies has become shorter.
Her crazy human was coming towards her, wrapped around her explosion. It was something she had never experienced before, and the hairs on her entire body stood on end.
“Iik! But I can’t stop my concubine from dancing!”
Thousands Bomba danced desperately. They moved around, widening the distance. A crazy person without a proper lunge will be pushed back by the explosion and then defeated.
Her strong faith was shattered as soon as the crazy person was revealed.
“Thank you… I stayed here…”
“How are you okay? How did you catch my bomb with your body?”
“Bomb?”
Boom!
A crazy man headbutted a butterfly flying forward. The bombs around caused a series of explosions, attempting to burn John’s body.
However, the crazy person patted the flames away, as if shaking off bugs from her body.
‘Is there no harm?’
No. Her armor cracked, revealing sparse skin of an insane human. I didn’t notice it right away because she was tanned, but when I looked closely, my inner skin was revealed.
The problem was the lower abdomen, which was exposed to begin with. The black jungle has disappeared, and only smooth skin remains.
Because there was no hair, the cock that was so high in the sky became even more evident. Thousands Bomba swallowed her saliva without realizing it.
Gulp
“Did you swallow your saliva?”
“Oh, no!”
“Are you excited to see this?”
The crazy human shook her waist lustfully. Thousands Bomba felt like something inside her would break if she admitted it.
“Absolutely not! This concubine is not a lewd Taken Uros!”
“A person who says he is not obscene is the most obscene.”
“Sigh… Like a crazy person, you can’t communicate. You can’t communicate with a concubine who has seen Yugi like that.”
“Is that really the case?”
The crazy man laughed sinisterly. As a result, I realized what Thousands Bomba, who had been wincing at the shaking cock, had just done.
‘Did you hesitate?’
The dance stopped. There was a previously made bomb, but the Thousands Bomba-class minion was not so sloppy as to miss a gap of just a few seconds.
“Thousands Bomba! Give birth to my child!”
“What are you talking about to my concubine, who is the God of Blue and White Earth!”
“Krrr… Virgin… Virgin…!”
What I said out of embarrassment turned into a handshake. A wild, crazy human rushed at her, as if she had been doped.
Even the bomb boasted by the Thousands Bomba could not stop the excited, crazy man. She was caught by a crazy human being, like a butterfly caught by her little child.
Seeing the crazy human’s eyes up close, they were more shiny than expected, her body without her armor was strong, and the cock rubbing against her legs was so hot.
“Hey! Come on Chiushi! My concubine is not ready!”
“Krrrr…”
“We can’t communicate! Taken! Please save my concubine!”
Sensing her defeat, Thousands Bomba pleaded with her goddess. Since she lost anyway, she had to abstain to preserve her purity.
“…”
But her Taken turned away from her. Thousands Bomba received such a strong shock that her entire body lost strength in an instant.
“Why…”
“…”
“Why do you ignore your concubine…”
“We haven’t lost yet. I believe Thousands Bomba will turn the tables.”
Sigh- Sigh!
Thousands Bomba thought Taken was talking nonsense. A crazy person tore her clothes, how can she turn things around?
“Chest. Let’s look at the chest.”
‘For a moment. I heard that males suddenly become weaker after sexual intercourse. Her real concubine still has a chance. ‘
I wondered if I had to win this far, but I also didn’t know the importance of shaking off strong competitors early and expanding the rankings.
Thousands Bomba also learned why Taken Uros does not mate with other races.
This is because among the races that meet Takenurus’ aesthetic standards, there are no men who can withstand the strength of their thighs.
‘Crazy person! I will kill you because of this concubine’s insistence!’
Thousands Bomba made a firm determination and surrendered himself to the hands of the crazy human.
