Chapter 342 – R-09. Life Is Real (6)
Well, it wouldn’t be nice to mess with age.
Anyway, he’s laughing cheerfully while pounding his chest, which isn’t even there.
Anyway, haven’t you done well so far?
It is said that even if you have conquered a dungeon, you can make some pocket money by selling the materials found.
Some hunters say it’s rather inefficient, but it’s not bad if you need to make pocket money.
Above all, since I have enjoyed a lot of honey here, it would be a good idea to gently coax Kimbeommi to eat here more often.
“Oh, sisters. “There’s a button here.”
However, at this time, content appeared that reversed this situation.
Okay. This is a button on the wall discovered by Geumtaeyang.
It is a button that sticks out differently from the rest of the wall, as if anyone can see that it is a trap button.
Why on earth does something like this exist?
“Isn’t that a trap?”
“Isn’t it dangerous to press it? Let’s just move on for now, right?”
It’s the first time I’ve seen Kim Bum-mi’s face.
I guess so. If you had conquered this too, this button would have already been in.
Ugh, this just gives me a bad feeling. Something you should press but shouldn’t. I get the feeling that if I touch it wrongly, I will become very bothersome.
It looks dangerous if you press it for no reason.
“Uh? “I already pressed it?”
“That fucking bastard.”
In any case, the Golden Sun is not helpful in life.
I have decided that from now on, from this moment.
What do you do when you are strong? All they do is troll like this.
Bang!
After I cursed, the ground seemed to give way, and we fell endlessly.
If I die, I will kill the golden sun, and if I live, I will kill the golden sun.
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Kurrrrggwaggwanggwang!
After falling for a while, I don’t even know where we arrived.
It felt like I had fallen to the bottom, not to the 5th floor, but to an abyss.
I don’t know why, but we are alive and well. It’s as if this is a place where there are no death judgments. It’s like he was sent to a trap dungeon.
Anyway, I survived well.
And I grabbed Geumtaeyang by the collar.
“… Gold sun. You fucking bastard! Just act like you’re in an adult cartoon! “Don’t do anything stupid!”
Common sense tells you that you’re something that looks like something out of an adult cartoon, and you’re doing such bullshit!
No, if you’re thinking about what to do with women in such a gloomy place, I can give you high praise.
But no matter how you look at it, that’s not the case.
“Hey, sister. No, honestly, it’s normal for men to want to push buttons or something!”
What kind of bullshit.
It’s normal for a man to want to put something in a hole. It’s not like a button.
Fuck. They’re talking bullshit about how big a hole it is.
I guess the reason I’m here today is that I need to inject some common sense into this common sense-deficient party.
“Fuck you, you bastard. When you were young, ringing the bell and jumping out was your specialty, right? I mean a man. “If there is a hole, not a button, it’s my nature to put it in!”
“Oh. Sister. “That’s a bit of a sex lip.”
“No, fuck.”
Geumtaeyang’s face turned bright red.
No, yes. For a woman to say something like this, it sure looks a little strange.
How can this little Golden Sun be so innocent!
“Hoeh! Stop fighting!”
“This is not a fight. Wow. Jean.”
The only thing worse than arguing with Geum Taeyang.
What I’m saying is that I should call Bbummi Jjang.
Rather than that. Isn’t this what the older brothers should do?
“Didn’t Bian Mi-Jang’s famous older brothers deal with the trap boss?”
“I don’t know anything about Hawaii and Bimjin.”
Bian Mi-Jean shook both hands.
It’s really unfortunate if that concept is something that can’t be helped due to ability. It’s my fault, what should I do?
First, when I looked around, it was dark everywhere.
In the end, it only means that there is a trap in a place like this.
Thump-kung-kung
There is a very unpleasant sound coming from out there in the dark.
Yes, the sound of something very large pounding. I’m hearing something like that now.
It’s obvious what that is.
Okay. Probably the boss. In the end, what else can come out of this atmosphere other than the boss?
So I’m worried.
First, I winked at Mariko, who was holding a torch.
“Mr. Mariko. “Let’s turn on the light over there.”
“Yes.”
When the surroundings were illuminated by the torch villain, what was seen was a terrible sight.
There is a very large one-eyed person.
There is a one-eyed giant in front of you whose size cannot be expressed in words.
First of all, they are not attacking separately, but that is also because the distance is far away.
Even if he doesn’t come, he won’t be able to get out unless he catches him here.
The problem is now ours.
“Hawaa, Eve, you’re in big trouble!”
Kim Bum-mi is confused, jumping around in place, Mariko is still, but she is sighing.
It means that the situation is not that good.
“Fuck it. After all, it’s a B-class monster, Cyclops.”
B-class monster Cyclops.
It’s a soup monster that appears in forgettable moments in the work, but it’s also a pretty high-class monster.
Class B is literally Class B. At least those of us here could be robbed.
At least I think so. Is it really possible to fight against that with a ninja and a golden sun like this?
I don’t think so.
He doesn’t even have the protagonist’s buffs like that damn bastard. I am not a munchkin.
I shook my head.
“It’s ruined. After all, the party members are like this too.”
“Hoeheh. Hoeng.”
Kim Byeong-mi, this person has no answer.
What if an older person gets embarrassed in a situation like this? It is even troubling for a woman who is currently a hunter to do this.
Moreover, Mariko just stays still, it seems like she plays a heavy role like a ninja, but no matter how you look at her, she looks like a ninja version.
It can’t be helped.
I guess I have no choice but to step forward here.
If that author had any thoughts, he would have made it so that I wouldn’t have to die.
So, should we say that what is useful now is the golden sun?
Anyway, he has some power in close combat and is the only man. He should at least look good to women. Even this distorted golden sun must have that thought.
“Golden sun. “Are you capable of tanking?”
“Do you think I can do it?”
Oh shit. Why are you saying that with such a stupid expression on your face?
Do you really not know how to do anything?
“What do you know how to do?”
Is there nothing more to do than swing the dick? Anyway, you seem like a useless bastard.
Then, in the end, I am the only dealer.
The answer is to disguise yourself using my newly reclusive Assa skill.
Then, if we were to plan a strategy, Bumi-chan and Mariko would ultimately have to step in.
“Bunmi-chan and Mariko, please use magic to draw that guy’s aggro.”
“Hoeheh. “What are you planning to do with your white hair?”
“We have to defeat it first.”
What are you doing? This isn’t even our childhood outing.
I have to commit something first and see.
Anyway, in this case, going first is the answer. Pattern? Looking at the pattern, this is not a game but reality. Then, you should immediately attack the reclusive type.
“Sister. “Me?”
Gold sun. Honestly, I don’t know if this guy is of much help right now.
Either way, I guess I should at least try the challenge now. You’ll need at least a sub-deal.
“If those two aggro you, run away together, and when Cyclops falls, deal damage.”
“Gruaaaaa!”
At that moment, he suddenly started crying like that, as if the story was over.
This might be the starting signal.
And just in time, Bumi-chan and Mariko started.
“Hoeh! Damn it Thunderbolt!”
“Sudun Aqua Bolt!”
From now on, I won’t tackle anything else.
No matter how I look at it, I wonder if magic and ninjago are of any use in the current situation. I’m watching it now because it’s helpful.
The lightning from Bummi-Jean’s hand and the water lump from our ninja’s hand all fell on Cyclops’ body.
I’m going to have a good time!
As expected from the duo’s attack, the compatibility between lightning and water was amazing.
The combination of the two stopped Cyclops’ huge body in an instant.
“Graaaaa!”
Sure enough. It looks like his intelligence is not good. The guy stopped and openly showed his hostility towards Bummisang and Mariko.
“Hoeh! Geosiaeo staring at us!”
“Well then, all I have to do is run away, right?”
“Sisters, let’s go together!”
Now they will attract attention everywhere.
Then we should aim for now.
“Slowly. Slowly. Let’s move forward.”
Then, I set up a reclusive loner and slowly approached Cyclops.
Cyclops was caught by aggro, but if you look closely, he doesn’t notice me.
If you look at the description in the work, it is said that he is very strong and quick-witted, but his body is not that fast.
But.
“Grrrr.”
You still don’t notice.
At that level, it seems like the reclusive type will somehow work.
Well, I think it would be right to aim for the Achilles heel now. What if you rip your Achilles tendon in an instant? It’s very mobile, and it’s a mess, so it’s going to suffer quite a bit.
Even so, mobility is a mess.
The problem is whether this sword really works. At best, it’s a knife. Can this knife really take a picture of that place?
Kwazizyk
“Yeaaaaap!”
Sigh-puuuk!
I aimed for the guy’s right Achilles tendon, which I could see, and surprisingly, this worked well.
Although it is a little heavy, it fits well. It was stuck as is. I got stuck.
Then, all you have to do is just draw it out like this. Is it really possible?
First, I strongly pulled my hand straight to the side.
The sound of the Achilles tendon being torn was heard along with the sound of the Achilles tendon.
And the blood poured out.
“Ahhhhh!
Seeing the screams coming up, I’m sure the answer has been found. The Achilles tendon was completely torn.
At the same time, Cyclops screamed. I stopped moving, and my legs shook.
Okay. Isn’t the ability given by our writer bitch plausible?
It wasn’t for me to take advantage of this opportunity. Isn’t now the time for our Geumtaeyang to step forward?
“Good! Now! “Golden sun!”
“Ooh. Was there a sister? Okay, here we go! Geumtae Shingong!”
Geum Taeyang left the other two duos behind and showed off a new technique.
