Chapter 212 – DLC Episode 15 – If You Experience the Climax of Urination in Front of Everyone, You Might Be Able to Give Up Feminism and Realize Your Female Instincts!
DLC Episode 15 – If you experience an urinating climax in front of everyone, you might be able to give up feminism and realize your instincts as a female!
Seohyun Bang.
As I talked about her, the seriousness of her situation struck me.
The size and scale of the organization were larger than expected.
We moved to the sow farm conference room and continued our meeting.
Seol Ha-rin, wearing glasses, displayed the PPT on the screen and began the presentation.
“The name is Bang Seohyun. Age 24. Height 163 cm, chest F cup. President of ‘Starlight Women’s Solidarity’, a professional feminism association club, and active as a ‘Green Eco Low Carbon Hero’.”
“Hey wait a minute. Even if my profession is a feminist, what does it mean to be a ‘green eco-low carbon hero’?”
She adjusted her glasses and answered as if she had been waiting.
“Green eco low-carbon hero is a new term that refers to sustainable, eco-friendly heroes.”
“Ha? What exactly is eco-friendly hero activity? How can you be eco-friendly while fighting monsters?”
“Making and distributing disposable paper weapons is the most widely known activity.”
“Disposable paper weapons… ?”
What the fuck is that?
“It’s literally a weapon made out of paper. They claim that through a special process, the strength and durability are 99% of that of regular weapons. The government has adopted this, and national heroes are fighting with eco-friendly paper weapons. Some say that it becomes mushy and difficult to use after swinging it a few times, but our stance is that it is unavoidable for the sake of being eco-friendly.”
Next, Seol Ha-rin played a news video.
It was a video explaining paper weapons.
-With the importance of the environment increasing, disposable paper weapons for heroes have emerged and are attracting great attention. It is said that the government plans to actively introduce this and provide paper weapons to national heroes.
-Disposable paper weapons are an innovative invention that are similar in strength and power to regular weapons, but are not harmful to the environment. If you look at this paper window, it is coated with a special material and can be used for a long time even when wet…
Paper sword, paper gun, paper spear.
This is all for the environment.
Is it the mindset that a hero fights with a piece of paper and doesn’t care whether he loses or not?
No, but why do we coat weapons for the environment?
So isn’t it equally harmful to the environment?
I really don’t know…
As I continued to watch the video, I felt like I could understand the intention.
‘These guys… I’m not interested in the environment… !!’
Seohyun Yoo, environmental groups, paper weapons companies, and even the government.
These guys really don’t care about the environment!
‘I’m only interested in pretending to be good for the environment…’ … !!!’
You want to follow trends and create an image of a good person with eco-friendly cosplay, right?
These idiots are pretending to be environmental activists…
Earth is fucked!!!
“A combination of feminism and environmental activists, isn’t it a combination of poop and poop?”
“The Starlight Women’s Solidarity recently started a stray cat protection project.”
“Hey, hey!! They really are a mess, aren’t they!!! That’s disqualification as a human being!!!!”
Feminine, eco-friendly, cat mom.
Is this the Trinity?
“From now on, we will pay attention to Seohyun Yoo’s feminist activities. Seohyun Yoo is the hottest feminist in Korea. She is also called a supernova in the feminist world.”
The PPT screen went over.
It looked like Seohyun Yoo was receiving a commendation from the police.
“Yu Bang Seohyun is a hero who caught dozens of sex offenders, including perverts and hidden camera criminals, through a joint investigation with the police. For this work, he received a commendation and began to make a name for himself in earnest.”
“Ha? Are you a hero in the police force? Why did he go around catching sexual criminals instead of fighting monsters?”
The military, police, and heroes are all equipped with armed forces, but are clearly differentiated in their areas of responsibility.
Soldiers protect citizens from foreign countries.
Police protect citizens from crime.
Heroes protect citizens from monsters.
Unless there are special circumstances, there is no need to invade this area.
“It is still a mystery why Seohyun Yoo, who is not a very great hero, was able to conduct a joint investigation with the police. But I can make one guess.”
The PPT moved to the next screen.
The photo that appeared on the big screen was a photo of sugar.
“I’m guessing it’s probably because the police higher-ups are sweet.”
“Sweet… ?”
“The tendency of high-ranking men to use their authority to impress young women is described as sweet.”
“Hey. Say something that makes sense. Even so, do you think high-ranking government officials would discriminate against people over something like that?”
“This is a common phenomenon seen throughout society. Even though they are not aware of it or admit it.”
No matter how much of a gay game worldview he is, he is a sweet high-ranking government official.
Men who are actors even break their principles just to impress young women?
The settings are too excessive in case anyone thinks it’s a shit game.
“If you infringe on the police’s duties without any particular reason, is that a serious violation of the hero’s oath? “Isn’t this all what you learned in class?”
Heroes are strong.
Therefore, sanctions are also strong.
Unless you have sufficient reasons and formally cooperate, you must not infringe on the work of the military and police.
This was because there was a possibility that the military and police would be treated like individual heroes or subordinates of a guild.
“Since there are no facts revealed on the surface, we will skip this part for now. Meanwhile, there are suspicions in some quarters that the sex crime cases involving Seohyun Yoo may have been manipulated targeted investigations.”
Manipulated target investigation?
No matter what I do, it keeps coming out.
“It is true that a number of suspicious circumstances were discovered, such as a man in his 20s being reported and booked for molesting a grandmother in her 70s, or a man being framed as a sex offender based solely on a woman’s statement.”
“Ha? “Isn’t that serious?”
“Unfortunately, it is not taken very seriously. This is also a mystery, but the whole country is acting as if they are on the side of Seohyun Yoo, so it seems like they are ignoring it.”
It was then.
A rebellious man who didn’t even know he was in the conference room stood up and shouted.
“It happened to me too! I was sued by a junior who only knew my name, and he said that when he was having sex with his boyfriend and he was cumming, he suddenly thought of me! That’s why I felt so ashamed!”
“Hey, hey. “What on earth are you accusing me of?”
“Bluetooth rape is a crime!”
“Ha… ?”
Does that mean the sperm swam like radio waves? …
The world is going crazy.
According to Seolharin’s research, it has been some time since this shitty social atmosphere was created.
Although it cannot be said that everything is Seohyun Yoo’s fault, it seems true that her sex crime investigation acted as a kind of trigger.
Seolhajeong and Kuma also added a word.
Like Lena, they were also high school classmates with Seohyun Bang.
“I remember you being a nice and quiet kid in first grade. “Since I was in second grade, people suddenly changed, and I kept my distance from them.”
“You remember me too, right? “She was a quiet girl, but suddenly she started talking strangely, and her personality became strange?”
From what I heard, Seolhajeong and Kuma have been far from feminist since their school days.
It seems they were displeased with the idea of using the results of their efforts politically.
At that time, everyone’s smartphones rang at the same time.
It was an announcement from Arc Academy.
〈Disposable paper weapon introduction briefing session information〉
ARC Academy plans to introduce disposable paper weapons in accordance with government policy.
There will be a demonstration and explanation, so students are encouraged to attend.
Lecturer: Seohyun Bang
“Hey, hey!!! Who gives this bitch permission to introduce stupid paper weapons into our school?!!! Huh?!!!!”
“It seems like the school couldn’t do anything because of government pressure.”
Progress was faster than expected.
The introduction of paper weapons in Ark.
When Seohyun Yoo said she was targeting me, she may have been referring to institutional coercion rather than actually targeting my life…
At that time, Lena suddenly stood up.
She was determined, like someone who had decided on something.
It seemed like a haze-like aura was burning around me.
“I decided.”
“What do you mean?”
“I decided to save Seohyun.”
Lena and Seohyun Yoo were once friends.
It must have been difficult to see my friend so broken.
“I will not allow Seohyun, who has become a monster, to ruin the world any longer. She will definitely instill her male supremacist ideology into Seohyun and turn her into a female who strives to be liked by her man.”
“Hey, hey… “Is gender equality rather than male supremacy enough?”
“No, if you want to return a tilted playground to its original state, leveling it is not enough. In order to return the sand that has already been spilled to its original state, you have to tilt it sharply to the other side.”
It was some plausible bullshit.
Anyway, Lena herself said she would do it, but there was no way to stop her.
“Everyone, focus. The priority is to prevent the introduction of paper weapons into schools.”
Even if the day comes when the whole world uses paper weapons, Aakman must be stopped.
The Ark is humanity’s last bastion.
You never know when and where destruction-level monsters will strike, but you can’t fight them with a piece of paper, right?
“It is said that the durability of paper weapons will be demonstrated at the briefing session. “You can compete with regular weapons, spray water or light fire.”
A demonstration video filmed elsewhere was played.
“Oh. It’s definitely fascinating. “It’s a paper weapon that doesn’t burn in fire or get wet in water.”
“The problem is that the performance of paper weapons varies, so some are easily damaged.”
When Seohyun Yoo gives a demonstration, she will bring a powerful weapon.
But even so, it is still funny.
“Hey. Is it true that the breast sow bitch is a hero? Are you saying you don’t know too much about the field? “You don’t just get wet and burn in a dungeon, right?”
“That’s right. In fact, the most common toxic substance is an acid that dissolves fabric.”
Dungeons are dangerous places.
A place where all kinds of dangerous substances lurk.
Especially since this was a sex game, even the slime’s essence had sexy ingredients that melted fabric.
“Kkekekeke. Since this has already come to an end, do you think it would be a good idea for us to help demonstrate it?”
“You’re helping me with a demonstration?”
“I bring various liquids that can be used in the dungeon and spray them.”
I guarantee you, that paper will never withstand acid.
It would be easily damaged by the dragon’s breath or the toothed troll’s teeth.
Because it’s strange to hold on to that on paper in the first place.
If you summon various monsters and test them, the inadequacies of the paper weapons will be revealed.
If you openly show poor performance, the backlash will increase.
At least we can prevent the introduction of paper weapons into the Ark.
I only thought about that.
I swear, all I wanted to do was tear down the paper weapons.
But Lena’s thoughts were a bit different.
“I see! If I definitely do that, I can make Seohyun naked in front of everyone!”
“Ha? Why are you suddenly naked?”
“Before the demonstration, let’s make him drink the urine of a lake nymph and urinate naked! If you experience an urinating orgasm in front of everyone, you might be able to give up feminism and realize your instincts as a female! “Taeyang said you are a true genius sow trainer!!”
“Heyyyyyyy… You’ve never thought of anything like that? “Don’t blame me!”
Training to the peak of urination.
What on earth is in that head?
