My Onahole Academy 10

Chapter 10 – Goblin Onahole for Sale (Status S-Rank, Unused)

The size was about that of a fist. It wasn’t dirty on the outside; in fact, its glossy, slippery surface made it look like a precious gem. However, the squirming motion it made was undeniably repulsive.

“What… What is this?”

Yuuna raised her sword in surprise, but the goblin’s excreted personality was just too small. It was like a bug, and using a sword against it didn’t seem effective. She’d be better off grabbing it with her hand and shaking it off.

‘But where did these things come from?’

An excreted personality… Could it be that it wasn’t a “personality excretion” but a “personality excreted”? The shock of peering into the abyss left her momentarily paralyzed.

…Oh, Goddess. You created this, didn’t you? I’m asking seriously, why would you excrete something like this? Did you put it in because you thought it would be interesting?

‘I really don’t understand this taste…’

Excreting a personality…? The meaning behind such a bizarre act eluded her. But these goblins were now her responsibility.

It seemed as if something abstract, known as a “personality,” had been expelled.
Through the anus.

“It looks like goblin excrement…?”
“Eek! Why is the excrement moving!? No, no…”

Yuuna’s complexion gradually turned a sickly shade of blue.
I had chosen the word “excrement,” but my choice of vocabulary seemed a bit off.
Therefore… it couldn’t actually be fecal matter from the intestines. If that were the case, it would imply that the personality resided in the stomach, duodenum, or colon.

That wouldn’t make sense at all.
It would be more accurate to think that something difficult to perceive as a soul-like substance had escaped in a jelly-like form.

“Help me… I, I really can’t handle things like this…”

I chuckled, recalling the teasing from earlier.

“The great B-class hunter?”

Just then.
One of the goblin’s expelled “personalities” sprang up with a ‘poof’.
Unnoticed by Yuuna, it clung to her back and seemed to crawl up to her head.

“Uh, on your head.”
“Eek, aaaaaah!!”

Yuuna dropped her knife and started shaking her head furiously.
Oh, oh my, was she genuinely frightened?

“Calm down. Calm down! They can’t do anything. They’re like insects!”
“Kyaaaaagh! I hate it. I hate it. I hate it! I truly detest it!!”

The expelled personalities of the goblins…
Even after being released, they show no intention of returning to their original form and all rush toward Yuuna.
Do they have a preference for beautiful women?

Yuuna’s face turns pale blue.
As if insects had crawled into her clothes, she starts to strip them off right in front of me.
Her feet keep stamping, as if she’s trying to put out a fire.

“No! Get them off! Get them off me! Aaaaagh! I really hate it. I truly, truly, truly despise it!!”
“Alright… OK. I’ll remove them. But, they didn’t even stick to you…”
“Huhhh! No. Make them disappear. Remove them! Please, don’t let them come near me!”

Completely panicked, Yuuna reveals a set of white underwear with an alluring V-line in front of me…
Even after visually confirming that no “personality jelly” is clinging to her fair skin, she can’t bear the sight of them bouncing around on the floor.

She leaps into my arms and hugs me tightly.

Squeeze!

“No! No! I don’t want it! Sang-hyuk, please… Sang-hyuk!”
“Calm down!”
“Sang-hyuk! Ahhh, help me. Help me!”

…Some may argue that this isn’t this just a cliché of “pretending to dislike something repulsive and clinging to a man to gain favor”?
Allow me to explain instead.

Yuuna had ‘completely’ lost her reason.
If she had hugged me gently, I might have thought it was a cliché.

Yuuna had spread her bare legs wide open, hanging onto my waist as I climbed the tree, entwined more tightly than ivy vines.
Feeling her entire body pressed against me, I could tell how soft Yuuna’s breasts were and how warm her body temperature was. Even the subtle body odor, slightly damp with sweat, permeated my body unabashedly.

“Take it off! Please, take it off…! No! I really don’t want it!”
“I’m taking it off now. Shoo, shoo! Go away!”

In the end, I,
In the process of supporting Yuuna, who clung to me, completely entrusting her weight to me,

Grasping her hips firmly, I began the pretense of driving out [the goblin’s expelled personality].

Astoundingly, this situation has nothing to do with the “Lucky Skebe”…

Pop! Pop! Pop!

‘These things…’

Considering they continue targeting Yuuna’s flesh even after losing their combat capabilities, they need to be punished. I swung Yuuna’s body back and forth, shaking off her ‘expelled personality.’

“Ughhhhhhh! No… Sang-hyuk, I don’t want it to fall off! I don’t like it… Hold me!”
“Alright, alright… Ugh.”

Honestly… what kind of sister is this?
It feels like I’ve gained another naive younger sibling that I didn’t even know about. Clutching Yuuna’s firm, shapely thighs tightly, I glared at her expelled personality.

“Begone!”

It seemed to have worked well initially, but its bravado appears to be an unimplemented aspect of this world. Hmmm… A skill that can be used in this situation is…

“…Become an Onahole!”

And just like that,
Shockingly, the expelled goblin personality transformed into an Onahole. Then, a green silicone object with the vulva depicted obscenely fell to the floor with a ‘thud.’

As many personalities were excreted, that many were created.

‘…It works.’

To transform an excreted personality into an Onahole… An idea that would make even Satan weep.
Isn’t this more like a horror game?
Now I have to detach myself from Yuuna, who is clinging to me so tightly…

“…Ugh… I hate it… I hate it… It’s disgusting…”

Clinging tightly.
Rubbing against each other…
Yuuna was already pressed against me, but she gently swayed her hips as if trying to become even closer.
… At this point, I can’t help but think there’s an ulterior motive.

‘If she doesn’t let go soon…’

I fear I’ll soon understand what it means to give her energy.
I have to force myself to separate from her…

“Ugh… Did you let go? Huh? Did you let go? Sang-hyuk…”
“…”

Yuuna’s entire body is warm, likely from exercising.
Sweat lightly beads upon her chest and body…
It was an incredibly arousing sensation.

“…Ah.”

Erection, I couldn’t bear it.
Yuuna regained her senses, seemingly feeling the changes in my body even through my underwear.

“Let me down.”
“Mm.”

An awkward atmosphere.
Even after she got down, Yuuna seemed to think more about wearing clothes.

…I stared intently at my erect cock, prominently straining against my pants as if threatening to tear them apart.

“…I’m sorry.”
“…No.”

But, please, don’t say anything more.
If Serena were to say, “I’ll help you with that,” I wouldn’t have the confidence to refuse.

“In my bag… there are some clothes to change into…”
“Do you want me to fetch them?”
“Please.”

Yuuna, with her thighs pressed tightly together, sobbed as she covered her breasts and secret areas with her arms.

“…I just can’t wear it, thinking that ‘that’ got on it.”
“I understand…”

I’m aware that if I were to say, “Can’t you just bear with it and wear it anyway?” I’d likely get cursed at.

“Was my reaction unusual?”
“Perhaps?”
“I’ve never heard of something like that coming from a goblin’s anus… It’s just… the worst… Sang-hyuk, you really managed to endure it…”
“If I hadn’t, I would have thrown you on the floor and run away.”

Yuuna was taken aback.

“I’ll… be forever grateful. Thank you for not throwing me…”
“Thanks to you, I had quite an experience too.”
“Ah…!!”

Yuuna’s cheeks flushed red.

“Pervert! Pervert! Hurry up and bring me some clothes! You pervert!”
“Do you always talk like that to someone who has helped you your whole life?”
“Well, you are a pervert! You never miss a chance to turn a woman into an Onahole!”

‘…I should have just turned her into an Onahole earlier.’

I feel like I missed the opportunity to try it on someone, pretending it was a mistake.

“If you bring me new clothes…I’ll pretend none of this ever happened.”
“Fine. Alright.”

I wouldn’t turn my lifelong benefactor into a sex offender.
I found some spare clothes in Yuuna’s bag. …There’s quite a lot of underwear.
It seems she was prepared for mishaps like today’s while in the dungeon.

“Should I bring your underwear too?”
“Uh, yes.”

Yuuna, hiding behind a tree, peeked her head out and said.

“You can’t look.”
“I won’t.”

Swish. Shh… Shh…
The sound of fabric brushing against each other is driving me insane.
Yuuna, who soon changed into her underwear, bowed her head first, as if she had regained her composure.

“I’m sorry I yelled at you.”

Thinking about her wearing the sky-blue panties I chose under that dress makes me feel like I’m about to get an erection.
I’m lucky that I already had one.

“Trust me and follow me, right?”
“……”

Yuuna, who angrily chirped ‘pervert, pervert!’ like an irate chick, was adorable,
but her being at a loss for words like she is now was also endearing.

“Hmm.”
“Did you mean that you were going to pounce on me?”
“What are you talking about! I didn’t come to the dungeon with that intention! How could you think that of me…”

Yuuna muttered as if she had been struck by a sudden realization.

“Usually, this is what a man says to a woman…”
“I’m glad I came with you today.”
“Well, well… I thought it was fortunate that Sang-hyuk showed me this side of him too…”
“If it had been another guy, I would have thrown him off.”
“……”

Yuuna glared at him.

“With such a stubborn erection… you talk a lot.”
“…Isn’t this a physiological reaction?”
“Is it normal to still be hard after just a hug? Huh? You kept imagining me naked while I was changing, didn’t you?”
“……”
“……”

He was desperately trying to lighten the mood with jokes.
But due to Yuuna’s jab about his erection, he couldn’t even manage that.

“Well, what happens if you don’t answer there! The atmosphere becomes strange.”
“Is this the end of the dungeon?”

An awkward change of topic.
However, Yuuna desperately played along.

“Uh, yes! It’ll be demolished soon. Now, let’s settle up.”

[Party leader requests a transaction]
[50 coins have been distributed]

“Oh. I’ve made money.”
“I added in some of the things I’m thankful for today as well…”

Today’s meal cost 5 coins, right?
I can pay Henna back right away. I’m quite pleased.

“Thank you.”
“How about it? Did you find any clues for talent growth?”
“…Hmm.”

I took another look at the spot where the had been.
This time, with Yuuna.

“What is this…? Ona…hole?”
“I turned the expelled Goblin personality into an Onahole.”
“Ugh…!”

It’s understandable to feel like vomiting.

“Stay away for a while.”
“Don’t touch it. Your hands might get contaminated…”

Yuuna genuinely seemed to think that my hands might get contaminated.
But I need to find out.

This is my power.

[Ordinary Goblin Onahole]
[A creation made by imbuing the essence of a beast-like goblin into an onahole. Characterized by its remarkable tightness]
[Rarity D]
[Tightness C, Durability D, Warmth D, Responsiveness D] [Personality remains intact (100%)]

‘Ordinary Goblin Onahole’…
I grasp it in my hand, now transformed like a collectible item.

“Onahole inventory, open.”

Yuuna watches my actions closely.
Curiously.

“An inventory for onaholes…?”
“Seems like it.”

[Goblin Onahole successfully collected for the first time!]
[Strength +2]
[Agility +2]
[Cunning +2]
[Stamina +2]

‘Huh?’

I merely collected it, yet my stats have increased?
Perhaps it holds some value after all. Intrigued, I inspect another onahole.

[Goblin Onahole (Masterpiece)]
[Rarity D]
[Tightness C, Durability C, Warmth D, Responsiveness D] [Personality remains intact (100%)]

Ah…
Even though the same goblin essence was used, the quality seems to differ.
Fascinating.

When I grasped the Goblin Onahole, Yuuna let out a small gasp.

“Don’t fiddle with things like that…”
“How much do you think this will increase our stats?”

Collecting them is said to boost our abilities.
Upon hearing this, Yuuna’s eyes suddenly sparkled with excitement.

“Really?! Can I try putting it in my inventory?”

It seemed odd that she, who had previously recoiled at the mere thought of getting close to such an item, was now so intrigued.
It must be the allure of the rumored benefits…

“Go ahead. Just once.”

As a test, I hand her the .
Yuuna, holding the Onahole in both hands, attempts to store it in her inventory, but soon wears a disappointed expression.

“…It doesn’t work for me.”
“Seems like it’s a privilege reserved for Onahole collectors.”
“That’s absurd! A scam! I’ve never heard of collectors who can raise their stats like that.”
“Heh.”

[Goblin Onahole (Masterpiece) collected]
[Strength +1]

While not as significant as the initial reward, it’s still a considerable increase.

“Sang-hyuk, look at this Onahole too.”

Now, Yuuna is even more enthusiastic.

“Is it truly that amazing?”

“You mean to say? It’s extraordinary! I’ve heard that SS-rank hunters have to pour hundreds of millions of coins just to increase a single stat!”

…So, in this world, you buy stats with coins.
The ‘coin’ seems to be an incredibly important currency here.
No wonder Yuuna’s eyes widened in amazement.

Picking this up…

[Goblin Onahole (Masterpiece)]
[A rare goblin onahole (masterpiece) that can be found in only one out of 1,000. The resilient grip of the wilderness accompanies you]
[Tightness C+ Durability C+ Warmth C Reaction C] [Personality remains intact (100%)]

Upon collecting…

[You have collected the Goblin Onahole (Masterpiece)]
[Agility +3]
[Stamina +2]

[You have achieved the Goblin Onahole Conqueror Achievement]
[Title – Goblin Onahole Collector acquired]
[All stats +1]
[Skill「Yacha Assault」acquired]

[【Unprecedented Application Even the Goblin Slayer Didn’t Know】Collection bonus achieved!]

‘Something has increased quite significantly.’

I check the status window.

Kim Sang-hyuk
1Lv(D)
Strength『5』(+4)
Agility『5』(+6)
Stamina『5』(+5)

Skill『5』(+3)
(Hidden) Charm『999』

Talent
『Onahole Collector』
Skills
『Discernment (Red)』
『Become an Onahole!!』Transforms the target’s personality or body into an onahole. It remains this way forever unless the effect is undone.
『Onahole Touch』Increases the onahole’s happiness with a gentle touch.
『Onahole Inventory』A sub-inventory capable of storing an infinite number of onaholes. Cleanliness is maintained automatically, and the holes are always kept at the proper temperature.
『Onahole Aptitude Assessment』Determines the target’s aptitude for onaholes.
Powers
『Lucky Lecher』
『Personality Expulsion』
『Enchantment of Blood』
『Saintess’ Protection』
『Divine Body』
『Immortal Discipline』
Achievements
『Goblin Onahole Conqueror』Collected all Goblin Onaholes.

‘It was not reflected in the overall evaluation, and the level remains the same.’

However…
It is clearly visible that it is attached in the form of additional stats.
In fact, after receiving the collection bonus, I could feel my body overflowing with strength.
At this point, could I hold Yuuna while taking on dozens of goblins?

‘Yaksha Assault. Can I take this out and use it?’

[Would you like to learn Yaksha Assault?]
[Learn Yaksha Assault]

[Yaksha Assault]
[Grade B attack skill]
[Power C, Range D, Speed Correction +2]
[A skill that symbolizes the bold beast-like nature of striking with full force, such as goblins and orcs. The higher the user’s power, the stronger it becomes.]

Indeed.
It seems that the skills learned as a collection bonus can be taken out and used, or put away when not needed.

“What do you think?”
“My talent is more of a hunter’s aptitude than I thought.”
“Look at that!”

Yuuna smiled radiantly, delighted as if it were her own accomplishment.

“What did I tell you? Didn’t I say there’s no such thing as a useless talent?”
“…Thank you.”

I want to kiss her.
There’s no one watching, so wouldn’t it be okay to just do it?
As I was tormented by such temptation, I could see the dungeon slowly being dismantled from the outside.

[Dungeon Cleared]
[Contribution 94.33% MVP Yuuna Nakamori]
[Others – Kim Sang-hyuk]

“Others, huh? That’s a bit harsh…”
“Did you think you could catch a Grade B hunter from the start?”
“Just you wait and see.”

“Ah! Let’s take a commemorative Dunstar photo.”

While the dungeon is being dismantled, Yuuna takes out her smartphone. She moves closer to me, lifting her phone high as if to take a selfie.

*Click.*

“Sang-hyuk, aren’t you taking a photo? It’s the only chance to get a picture for Dunstar while the dungeon is being dismantled.”
“…”

So, it seems now is the perfect time to take photos for social media.

“Alright, me too.”

I usually avoid using social media, but if it means capturing a commemorative moment, why not? What would be some good tags?

#FirstDungeonClearCelebration #OnaholeCollector
#DontIgnore #GoblinOnaholeFarm (Status S-Class)

With those thoughts in mind, I took a photo alongside Yuuna as she made a ‘V’ sign.