Chapter 241 – #34. Dragonfly (2)
“It’s because you don’t show up. Tick Tick Tack Tick appeared. Why am I singing in your name?”
Little prickly Na’vi.
Pony waved her wings and expressed how uncomfortable she felt.
[It’s because you keep calling me useless things! Do you know how badly sick you get from space shifting? Anyway, why did you call me this time?]
“Can’t you just tell the girls about my abilities?”
[What nonsense are you talking about? No way. I told you. The moment you get caught, the benefits you are receiving will be completely recovered.]
“Don’t just say no, make a deal. What in the world is not possible?”
[Don’t bother me. It’s not okay.]
“You are in charge of me. What should I do if the person in charge refuses to work? Can I talk to the upper side directly?”
[Hey!]
“Can I just change my charge?”
[Seed! I’ll do it! I’ll do it! Can’t you just do it!]
If I go out strong, I’m going to break it soon, but I always rebel like that.
“What are you going to do?”
[I’m going to make a request that only your women be allowed to divulge the secret. Then I’ll let you know and send me the results. Please know that all I can do is make suggestions.]
“If you send me suggestions without sincerity, I will listen to them. I can’t. As a senior, I should tell you something. Write a report here and go.”
[What bullshit?!]
“Do you know how your boss will see you if you don’t even write a report properly?”
[… !!]
Pony winces and stiffens as if she is stung by my words.
“You’re being photographed by your boss.”
[I can’t do that with such a trivial report!]
“No. The boss should evaluate these trivial reports. Why? Because you can’t put an incompetent guy on a big project.”
I’ve been in the company for several years, but I don’t know what the superiors think.
Pony’s complexion turned pale at my words.
This guy has already almost committed a corruption once, but he has been caught on top.
However, judging from the attitude he showed towards me, it seems that he is not good at writing reports.
“Gathering these trivial reports, ah~ This guy is quite useful, right? I want to grow Ah~ This guy lacks the ability to do even trivial things like this? So he’ll have to take care of the aftermath if he gets into a big accident? You think so.”
[Then, what should I do?]
“Change your attitude of doing nothing but wishing for nothing. Otherwise, I’ll be wiped clean after others as I am now, and I’ll get caught for committing corruption and be swept away?”
[…]
After listening to my words, Pony didn’t create a speech bubble for a while, wondering if something was wrong.
And after a while, as if he had finished organizing his thoughts, he told me in a speech bubble.
[If what you’re saying is true, then you’re saying you know how to make me look good to the top, right?]
“Did you forget I was an office worker? Can you tell me your know-how? Know that instead That nothing is free between us.”
He didn’t do anything for me as a Young master, but I had no loyalty to pass on my know-how to him for free.
Pony said that it was rather comfortable for me to come out like this, and told me to set conditions.
“You definitely solve what I said today. Then I’ll give you a tip to impress your boss.”
[If I made a deal and it doesn’t work, I won’t let it go.]
It wasn’t scary at all, but I had to pretend that the threat was working.
Only then will Pony make a deal.
“Try and tell me. Stupid.”
[Joy!]
Pony blew a cool speech bubble at me and disappeared with a whimper.
Since we have decided to make a deal, there will be no insincere sending of suggestions and wiping our mouths.
Anyway, what is it that bothers people?
A few days after I sent my suggestion to Pony.
This guy got the results pretty quickly, probably because his body was worn out.
“What.”
[What is it? The result of what you said the other day came out and came looking for it.]
“Already?”
[I’m a bit competent!]
He tells such an obvious lie casually.
If Ji was competent, he would not have gone by my words and received the results so quickly.
“Did you get permission?”
[Conditional permission.]
“I knew it would. What are the conditions?”
They are not the ones who will accept my suggestions for free.
I didn’t even expect it.
[The condition set forth by the higher up is a pregnancy subject to designation.]
“… Pregnancy? Is that really a condition?”
[The ‘designated target’ is the important part. We have to impregnate the person we designated.]
I frowned.
“Ha, these bastards are really…”
[Don’t think only negatively, think calmly. It’s a great thing to prevent the end of the world. The results are good, so why are you refusing? It’s the perfect reward for you.]
I really want to ask
What the hell do you think about pregnancy?
There is something I felt implicitly, but Pony had a tendency to despise and ignore ‘human’ itself.
That’s why I can’t like Pony.
“It doesn’t matter whether the rewards are good or the results for everyone. I feel like shit.”
[You came here to impregnate a woman in the first place!]
“Even so, it’s a little too much to ask you to impregnate women you don’t know.”
[Keep the contract.]
“How long do I have to be swayed by that contract? Should I impregnate women I don’t know until I die? The problem is that there is no end.”
All contracts must have a term.
However, when I think about whether there really was a period in the contract I signed after drinking alcohol, I get puzzled.
Of course, there are some advantages on my side.
‘It’s my freedom to decide which woman to impregnate.’
But these are all on my suggestions! Afterwards, he set the condition to designate a woman and impregnate him.
If I listen to this, I might come to a situation where I have to impregnate a woman whenever I want something from them.
‘I recognized him from the time he subtly pushed it into the mission.’
Easy-to-do missions are still often broken.
It was because I thought that it would be helpful later if I cleared the dust when it was a mission that gave a small reward.
So, I checked the constantly updated missions, but each time the mission to impregnate a certain target would be rewarded with a large amount of coins.
Of course, I never accepted that mission.
Nevertheless, it has been steadily occupying a place in the mission window list…
‘I’ll stick this here.’
I bet on unacceptable conditions and bet on what must be obtained.
‘What is it?’
I wanted to refuse because I didn’t like it, but I couldn’t give up the reward.
“Is this the only condition? Under these conditions, it’s just to the point of telling me not to do it.”
[Don’t think too hard. It’s not as difficult as you thought.]
“Did the woman you designated wear a golden collar? Why are you designating a woman to impregnate? Is this really a way to prevent extinction? I’d rather bet on the condition that you impregnate one of my girls.”
[No woman is useless! It has to be the woman we designated. Do you think we’ll ask you to impregnate the wrong girl for no reason? It has a deeper meaning that you can’t even imagine.]
“What about the pregnant woman? How will the child she gave birth live?”
[I don’t ask you to take responsibility for that. The woman who will be pregnant with your child is like a ‘saint’ if you use words you know to understand.]
“A saint?”
[Something like the Virgin Mary. The great mother who gave birth to Jesus!]
“Ha, what kind of religion are you talking about all of a sudden?”
[Of course, I’m not saying that the real woman is the Virgin Mary, I just expressed it so you can understand. If the woman you want to impregnate is a burden, you don’t have to worry. Even if you impregnate her, she won’t remember who impregnated her.]
“…”
[I don’t understand. Why are you uncomfortable with this request? Just have sex and you’ll get what you want. How comfy! It’s not like getting pregnant and taking responsibility.]
“I don’t think you can imagine that you’re uncomfortable with not taking any responsibility.”
[Mr. Lee! How can that be a reason to be uncomfortable!!]
“Because I don’t know what you guys will do with a child of my blood.”
[If that’s the case, what are you going to do next year? Did you forget the mandatory sperm donation? Are you embarrassed about what’s different between that and this?]
Since too few men were born, the number of marriages decreased, and as a result, the birth rate plummeted so much that the government had no choice but to enforce the law.
In the early days, men between the ages of 23 and 30 were obliged to donate sperm every 9 months, but when the law was actually enacted, the scope was a bit wider.
‘Men between the ages of 20 and 40 must donate sperm once a year. It’s a beggar law.’
The reason these laws were passed was because women wanted to get pregnant even with donated sperm.
You need a man to start a family, but no matter how much you look around, there are no men.
In the end, the only choice they could make was to receive sperm donation, give birth to a child, and create a family.
[Are you going to take responsibility for the baby born through sperm donation?]
“…”
[Look! Don’t like that What’s the difference between that and this one! In the end, it’s because of my mood!]
Maybe it’s because he’s been hurt by me so far, but this guy seems to have made up his mind today as well.
Or maybe he wanted to prove his usefulness to the superiors by listening to me and thinking about it.
“Yeah, that sounds pretty good. It’s quite convincing this time. Your whispering skills are amazing. Still can’t. No way. Absolutely not.”
[Ac!!]
Pony popped up an emoji of her frown in her speech bubble and tossed it at me.
Pong~!
“Hey? This is violence.”
The speech bubble that hit my body disappears into the air like smoke.
Pony, who had no means of threatening me, seemed to vent her anger by throwing speech bubbles.
[Did you really have to take it all!!]
“The fact that you brought such a condition is proof that you are incompetent. Do things right.”
[Hey!@#!%!@#!]
Pony, who has been angry for a long time, asks if he is tired, stretching his wings.
[So what are you going to do now? Are you going to give up?]
“It’s not like there’s only one condition. Please tell me another option.”
[No it’s not? Is there only this?]
“If you really only have this, then you are really incompetent.”
[Profit!]
My words seemed to have hit the bone, Pony said as his face turned red.
[Yes, your shit is thick! Bad guy In fact, there are other options.]
“Of course it should. Say it.”
[Bastard…Other conditions… Evil!!]
The moment Pony was about to say another condition.
The guy suddenly freezes his body in astonishment as if he had seen the scariest thing in the world.
“What, why?”
[I…I…Get better…Ahh…!]
With his wings fluttering wildly and his face filled with amazement that he could not hide.
Sudden pick-! And begins to fall toward the floor.
“Billion? Hey!”
I hurriedly put my hands together and grabbed the falling pony.
Pony, who fell on my palm, groaned and passed out.
“No, why are you like this? Pony? Pony!!”
Why is the normal kid doing this?
If you take him to the hospital, there is no doctor who can treat him.
I had no choice but to put Pony down on the bed.
Looking at the fainted pony occupying the middle of the pillow, I touch my forehead in embarrassment, when I suddenly feel a presence from behind and hear a strange voice.
“Excuse me.”
“!?”
I turned around at the sudden presence, checked the stranger intruder, and swallowed.
It wasn’t that sasaeng fans came.
Maybe it would have been better if a sasaeng fan came in.
That would be too.
‘Aren’t those dragonfly wings…’
Something unusual was hanging from the back of a strange intruder.
