Chapter 35 – Suspicious Side Party
Ah… Aaaaa…
I can only move my head and my mouth. At the end of the massage overflowing with the uncle’s eccentricity, I couldn’t even scream anymore.
Jangga… I can’t go…
“Oji, Yuu-kun isn’t moving! Is he dead?! Yuu-kun! Wake up!”
No Anco! Why are you saying that now after watching everything with interest so far! I just stare at you while dripping nosebleeds!
“Nuuooot! This is the final finishing step of the massage! If I don’t go through this step, I can’t wake up forever?!”
“No, what the fuck? Where in the world is there a massage that presupposes becoming a vegetable person while receiving it!”
“Oh, Yuu-kun! He was alive! Thank goodness!”
This is not All humans here are crazy! There is no such thing as a sane human being! Goddess! Hurry up and pick me up!
“Goddess Almighty, protect me with eternal light. Guide me with your holy wisdom. Even if I am surrounded by long darkness, guide my soul with divine light. Goddess Almighty…”
Haha! Are you still conscious to hear what you’re saying? Okay! This is the final massage step! It’s the mister’s secret special concentrated potion!”
-Twoong!-
In front of my eyes, the uncle hit a bucket. I can’t see the contents of the bucket.
“Anko. Take my head and show me what’s in the bucket.”
“Yeah! Wait a minute? Yoishotto!”
Anko held her head tightly with both her hands and lifted her up. How to say, she feels like a Dyurahan. Where can I see the contents of the bucket? That thin, thick liquid that was sloshing around in the bucket. It smells a little… It smells like chestnut flowers.
No uncle
It’s not like this. Really.
“You want to… Eat this? Really…?”
“Ah, that’s right! If you eat this, it’s over! Your body is full of energy and everything you do is going well!”
I was forced to take that stimulant or a flat-rate pill, but I don’t think this is real. You want me to eat this fucking thing? A bucket of that too?
It’s a hundred times better to die and respawn.
“Anko. I’m begging you, can you twist my neck a little bit? As quickly as possible without feeling any pain.”
“Yeah! Yuu-kun! What do you mean! Do you want me to kill Yu-kun? It’s impossible!”
No, there are things worse than dying! It’s not real!
“Ohh…? Now, are you saying you’re going to refuse this old man’s massage? You mean…”
That. That. That. That. That.
Mister! Wait a minute! The old man’s face is distorted as if he had a bad breath, and his belly goes in! My clothes are suddenly swelling like they’re about to explode! No what are you? Suddenly turns into a muscle horse like Bxri?!
“Kooooo!!!!! You can’t run away in the middle of my massage!”
Sponge!!! The white masseuse outfit the man was wearing was torn! But those torn pieces of clothes!
It is being maintained as it is in the form that the uncle stood in!!!!
“Eat it! If you want to be healthy, eat it! Day and night, eat it until your stomach bursts!!!”
Then, Anko grabs my head and brings the bucket in the same position as holding it! I tried desperately not to open my mouth, but
“It’s not basic. When people eat something, they are conscious of what’s in it and what they’re eating for!”
Aaaaagh! As thick fingers as if they could pierce the old man’s iron plate press down on the side of my jaw joint, my mouth opens like an AirPods case!
“Oooh, ogogok! Please! What kind of Tsukur World is this! It’s the Marine Corps Universe!”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about! Drink well! Be patient! Oh, my God! I’ll add more!”
Jump! Jump! A gooey, hideous mixture rides down on me. What the hell did you put in it, the taste is not so bad, the smell is so disgusting, but the color is so damn good.
However, this eternity of time will eventually come to an end someday.
It wasn’t long before I finished that damn Guldan Sweet and Sour Pork Sauce.
Pounding!
“…!!!!”
What…?! This feeling!
Pounding! Pounding!
This feeling, as if a body that had been shattered, was completely rebuilt. The sensation of new organs being formed, as if the wings were breaking out of their shells and becoming dry and firm in the wind.
Pounding! Pounding! Pounding! Pounding!
Tremble, flinch!
“Huh, Yuu-kun! Yuu-kun is strange! Mister! What the hell is going on?! Yuu-kun! Wake up!”
Anko’s tears, again and again. Let it fall into my mouth,
Thump thump thump!
Crunchy! Sponge! And my body is reassembled!
“Ohhh! Finally! Success at last! Let’s see! Dragon’s body is completely reborn!”
“Eeeee!!! What is the identity of Mr. Massage?!!!”
Did you get a massage without knowing that? Hey shit anyway! I jump up from my place and stand up!
“It’s definitely different… This is really magical! It’s like it’s not my body!”
I started doing breakdancing that I was watching on YouTube. Originally, it’s normal for me to not be able to follow each of those delicate movements, but
Hut! Chow! Spin around, whimper!
“Resurrection!!! Use Masayuki Resurrection! Use Masayuki! Resurrection!!!!”
As the old man shouts vigorously, Anko follows suit!
“”Resurrection!!!! Yongyong (Yuu-kunn) is resurrected!!!!!””
“Ohhhhh! Shit! Mister…! I didn’t believe it, but thank you!!! It feels like I’ve undone all the sandbags I’ve been carrying on my body!”
“Nuhuuuuu! This man’s ultimate massage masterpiece! Hasn’t it been as good as Yongyong-kun? Besides…”
-The strength of the lower legs will surely be different?-
“Huh, really…!”
“Gulp, Yuu-kun’s back gets stronger too…?”
“That’s right! I smashed the whole body alive and put it all together with the old man’s special medicine! Of course, that place must have been amazing too!”
Mister…! He’s crazy, but he’s a genius! This is something that even modern medicine cannot do!
“Aaaaah, you can die now! I’ve achieved the ultimate body you wished for! Uuuuu, stop being excited, it’s gross! I got an erection♡”
Even though I’m a pervert and a psycho who takes pleasure in massaging and crushing men’s bodies!
Anyway, after being massaged so much, I succeeded in powering up. But I don’t want to experience it a second time.
Earnestly. Half dead, then alive. I felt like I was raped all over the place, and I had to drink a bucket of semen-like pills to finish it off, but if I hadn’t really powered up, I would have swapped the old man’s head for a goblin head.
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.
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After the massage, we returned to our tent. Sefina was playing in front of the campfire, throwing things into the fire.
“…? Usage. Suddenly became stronger? What the hell is this?”
“Ah… Sefina… Now I’m not what I used to be.”
I’m not the slow and weak me who was caught behind by you.
“It’s a super super use!”
Bean!
“Super dragon, you giraru! Yuu-kun! Noisy! It’s time for everyone to sleep!”
“Huh…”
Come to think of it, it’s already night. Instead of the forced and strange time flow that we have seen in the past, the naturally darkened night sky is full of stars. A pretty sky and a bonfire, as if sprinkled with glitter on black drawing paper.
“This is sex.”
Plus two world-class beauties next to me. They’re both kind of weird, but they’re good kids.
“Ah… Is this “Alpha Male” Camping…?”
After dinner, I sat down on a chair to suffocate the fire, but Sefina’s ears suddenly pricked up and moved. Then, Sefina wakes up.
“What is it? Are you going to bed already? As for today’s night watch, then I will stand first and you next?”
“No, that’s not the purpose. I heard a strange sound right here.”
Sound? All I can hear in my ears is the cry of grasshoppers. The crackling, burning sound is just natural ASMR.
“What are you talking about? Let me hear it too! Don’t pretend you’re an elf, dude.”
Tell me what he heard!
“Yeah. You can tell me. Because it’s a dragon.”
“Why are you taking so little time? Who said we stabbed with a knife? While we were sleeping?”
“Sex.”
“What? Fuck?”
What is Gapbunsex? Sefina, did you squeeze me that much and become a sexist? Do not worry. After this subjugation, I will show you my new weapon!
“I can hear the sound of sex. Yung Yong. It’s over there.”
“Hey dude! That’s privacy! That’s not what I’m talking about!”
Are you stopping me from making rice cakes next door? Spread it around the neighborhood and then what? Uh? It’s not up to the morals, dude! Then you’re right!
“If you’re going to talk nonsense, go to sleep! Or do you stay awake and I go to bed first?”
“Yeah. Then it’s fortunate. Are they also sharing the affection between ‘colleagues’?”
What the hell is the companion in him…? I just got dizzy and went into the tent. Inside, Anko seemed to be tired and fell asleep. I burrowed into the sleeping bag next to Anko and zipped it up.
I fall asleep at three, Red Sun. Red sun.
“Keuuuuu…”
-Whoaaaaa ♡-
But as soon as I fall asleep, I hear a grotesque sound in my ears. I woke up to the sound of the forest telling me to leave.
“What’s up? Where did the elk come from?”
This is something I heard a lot in the military. But the groaning doesn’t end with just one. It continues to grow louder and louder.
-Outside the forest, do it like this♡ They are being violated♡ There are♡ Crossbreeding is coming♡♡-
“Uuuuu…
Anko doesn’t wake up in the middle of the night and sleeps well. After stroking the cute sleeping Anko’s hair several times, I decided to lie down in her sleeping bag again. It will calm down soon.
However
The BGM turned on after a long time, and I realized.
-Ohhh, it’s hard to bear it because it’s narrow inside! I’m going, hey! I’ll put it in! Whoops!-
One thing I overlooked.
-Yeah, hey, disciplinary tree! Red bean jam! Red bean paste♡-
This is in the world of Tsukkur. I’m the main character here.
-Come! Is this good?! Give some more!-
-Oh oh oh clothes, ee woo ♡ let me get dirty ♡ go to the womb of lecherous woman ♡
Now, in third person, I can see a shadow shaking in the tent next to us.
‘Please go somewhere else and hit it! You bastards!!!’
The fact that my voiceless clamor could not be heard by them.
– It’s over! It’s going to be value crossover! Serve inside! Oh my! Cheap!-
-Ah, red bean paste♡ Let’s go!!!! Inferior religious pear special agricultural semen is here in the lion’s womb Kitaaaaah♡
I struggled while covering my ears under the night sky where the cheap fantasy background music unique to Tsukur was playing.
It’s only been 3 days since I was possessed by this fucking world, and I already want to die.
“Oh please! You bastards! Let’s get some sleep!!!!”
