Chapter 30 – Chapter 3, Introduction
We received the name of our party at the reception desk and went out into the streets to prepare for the request.
“Hmm~ This savory fire incense. It burned very well.”
After yesterday’s Witch Trial with Smile, all the stores run by Jeon Ja-yeon were burnt down.
“Eh, Yu-kun. Then, where are we going now?”
Of course, only ashes were left where the general store used to be. If so, where should I buy the item?
“If anything, I’ll go back to the starting town. The number of items is small, but it’s not like they don’t sell consumables or food.”
“Yeah. The dragon. I burned it casually. It’s the best.”
Let’s get to the place where the burnt general store was. A small tent was spread out beside the ash ruins. There is something written on the wooden sign in front. I can’t read anyway
“Hey Sefina. Over there. What is it written on?”
“Yes. It says temporary shop. I can’t read that either. As expected, it’s intended as a baby. We have to protect it.”
Who do you see as illiterate? What if it wasn’t for this crappy Tsukkur World? What if I just went to another world? We make soap too! Make gunpowder! Would have done it
“Damn it. Even if I looked at the shower room yesterday, there was shampoo, conditioner, and body wash.”
Of course I’m a doormat. I don’t know any of that. Instead, we can release the poison of capitalism in this world.
Is it a new store anyway? Originally, whenever a new store opens in my neighborhood, I have to enter it unconditionally. New stores are always open. Do you provide service? Something like that
“Guys. Let’s go in there. I hope they sell something new.”
“Eh- It’s a completely shabby tent. It looks like a homeless person will live in it? Are you going there?”
Anko was reluctant to enter the temporary store, perhaps because of the trauma of the general store. That’s a prejudice Originally, old restaurants are more delicious and generous. We went into the store.
-Jumping!-
Ah. Also, seeing that the world goes black and then brightens, it looks like the new map is right. Inside the shop that has been loaded,
“Nakawa is cleaner than I thought?”
“Ankoya. You can’t say that line. It’s a flag that we all die.”
A blue goblin is coming to eat our heads. Even here, in the world of Tsukkur.
In any case, the tent was much wider than it seemed from the outside. From the outside, it seemed like it would be full if two people went in, but when you enter, it’s the size of a big studio.
“Welcome. What are you looking for?”
And the shop owner
“Hieh! Yuu-kun! It’s a demon!”
“Yeah. Don’t worry. Can I kill you?”
It was the same hood that handed out torches during the trial yesterday.
“Whoa whoa. Calm down, guys. You guys are so engrossed in appearanceism right now. Can’t we just judge this person by his appearance?”
No matter how much this guy wears the purple hood, his face is not visible! Uh? Do you see only red eyes in your eyes? In fact, he could be someone who hides his face because of such a complex.
Or just an NPC who roughly made a model with demon assets.
“Excuse me. If you don’t buy something, please go back.”
“Ahaha, I’m sorry. This is it. Our party members are rude. What are you selling?”
What to buy
Torch 200G
Magic Torch 300G
Eternal Torch 6000G
Frame – Troa 10000G
Campfire 500G
Bomb 300G
Camping Goods 1000G
Flame spell 2000G
Potion 100G
Oil Bottle 200G
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I guess we got in the wrong way.
“Yes. They sell a lot. Good job.”
Tup! The shop owner grabbing my shoulder. The fire is just burning at your fingertips! The shoulder guard melts!!!
Fire Punch! Fire Punch!
He’s the shop owner!
“Why. Are you just leaving? You must be excused.”
That’s because I didn’t know that everything in the teacher’s store was dangerous! If you look closely, there are no good things here! The walls are lined with tridents that I saw yesterday. The dizzying smell of oil and napalm vibrates everywhere.
“What are you doing here?! Why are you selling these things! Aside from potions and camping supplies, why are there bombs and flamethrowers in fantasy!”
“It is my invention and masterpiece, Frame Throa. An innovation in the magic world that fires three fireballs per second.”
It’s been strange since yesterday when I handed out the torches! I was a complete arsonist!
Wait for a sec. Fire retardant…?
“Hey there. Mister.”
“…?”
I asked the owner just in case. Burn marks everywhere. Jeonjabyeon stores that have become ashes. Yesterday’s campfire burned.
A myriad of situations flashback.
“…Isn’t it?”
“…”
The shop owner blinked once in an unspoken affirmation! It was wound and floated. Puzzle pieces that fit together in an instant. Oh so so! I got goosebumps all over my body.
I tried to run away without looking back,
“Ohhh. Yongyong. Look at this. Is this the jwibulnori you were talking about!”
Sefina held a torch burning in blue light and looked this way with her eyes wide open and said. Yumma! What are the elves playing with fire!
Booung! Booung! Every time I swing the torch, the wooden stick emits an inexplicable sound. What lightsaber is that?
“I’ve decided! It’s purpose. With this guy, I can burn down any tree or grass! This is a great thing!”
Those aren’t words that will come out of an elf’s mouth. What are you talking about like a vegan who goes all-you-can-eat!
“Use! I want this! Please! I will do anything! Buy me!”
Huh. That’s right… My child wants one. Wouldn’t it be okay to buy me a toy?… I wrapped my hair, opened my wallet, and took out the money.
“…That one. Camping supplies. Potion and oil, please…”
“Thanks.”
The shop owner with a dark smile. One day I’ll take that hood off and hang it on a tree in the town square.
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Our party became a reserve terrorist by such force. Should I have bought a bread bag and a mask at this point?
“Ohh… This torch is amazing! It won’t go out even if you put it in water!”
“It’s a 6,000 gold torch, so will it go out? No, why won’t it go out?! Where is a torch that won’t go out after being put in water!”
What is Amaterasu? Isn’t that man a real demon? Can a human make something like that? And since you’re scared, stop swinging that!
Anyway, I’m ready. We gathered again in front of the guild and were waiting to subdue the goblins. Adventurers gathering one by one and various parties. Did everyone gather to subdue the goblins? Are there more than you think?
“Uh, Yu-kun. It’s full of people. Besides, are they all looking this way?”
Most adventurers were men. There are two pretty girls among the sweaty men I usually see, so it’s only natural that the eyes are focused on this side.
“I’m watching you because you’re pretty. Sefina…”
“Your name… From now on, I will call you Openghaima. My friend!”
Let’s just leave him alone. No, let’s pretend
How long did you wait that long? The guide sister walked out of the guild. Into the crowd gathered in front of the guild, the guide older sister unfolds the paper. A loud voice drew everyone’s attention.
“Attention everyone! This way! Look!”
Then, a crowd surrounded the guide sister all at once. It is the voice of a veteran in the service industry. My sister waved her arms around and shouted until no one was watching, then continued.
“We gathered here today to subdue the Gobrings! The Gobrings are rapidly spreading to the west of Ozora Village! At this rate, the children and women of the village will be in danger!”
“Therefore, everyone gathered here will form a group to subdue the Gobrings! So, listen carefully! I will call a group from now on,”
Hmm. So, the two parties go in pairs. Since it is a subjugation that lasts for several days, camping is essential, but did they decide that a single party would be dangerous?
Whatever happened, it doesn’t matter. Even if a dog-chewing fever party comes, we have the confidence to be promoted.
“First of all, it’s the first group! Ozora party and Hajimeung party! Come over here and get the crystal ball!”
Oh. That’s a crystal ball for records. I remember Sefina because it was the tool she used to film us all the time. I must have taken a picture last night, but in the morning I was polishing the crystal ball.
– Kita! Ozora party! This is an easy win! It’s an easy win?!-
-Oh, please take care of me! Ozora Party’s Kishida!-
The short-haired knight greeted the Little Red Riding Hood and took the crystal ball from the front. It looks like something went well with the party. It seems like a party with a good heart came together.
“Sugida! Crimson Sword Party and Hebiken Party!”
-Hey, if you grab my ankle, I’ll slash you, hey!-
-Kuhehe, don’t worry. I wish you well?-
This time, a red-haired female prosecutor and a bandit-like rice cake stand became a pair. He grumbled and threatened as if he didn’t like the girl who lived here, and the bandit laughed with a sinister face.
Just looking at it, it’s going to be captured at night.
The female knight who surrenders after three days. Kya! Almost a game came out. Quit, kill! I’m going to go to the middle of the day, aaaaang ♡ I’m going to go to the middle of the day ♡ Wouldn’t it be like this.
So many parties were called and took the crystal ball in front of them. After waiting for a long time,
“Next, it’s a party with the best use!”
-Fuhahaha! Haha! The party name is the best use!-
Why is that bastard still here? Please join me on the same team. Show me hell
“I guess it’s our turn now. Guys. Am I coming?”
Is it finally our party? What kind of guys would you like to be on the same team with? I wish they were as normal as possible.
“Party, Taiyo Party and Timuda!”
It’s a Thai party. Sun party? The name is cool It’s a name that sounds like something you could sing well.
“Your eyes, nose, and mouth can only me~ Ji Do-eon~ you soo…”
When I went out in front humming a song in my memories, the guys I saw in front of me.
“Woohyo ww is this the best party ever? This is super lucky☆”
“Huuuuu
“Ohhhhh, party with this guy! Are you lucky? He’s good at massages, so hey?”
A tanning blonde and subtly good-looking bully.
One pair of glasses jab.
Lastly, a middle-aged man with circular hair loss.
“””Thank you!”””
“I’m sorry.”
Mine of mines, composed of 3 captains of netorare. It was a nuclear bomb party.
