Chapter 11 – Anko’s Part-Time Job! (No)
Inside Ozora Village, we finally arrived.
From the entrance of the village, many stalls were close to each other like houses in a redevelopment area. And all of the shops were built facing south, toward the gateway, and they were looking south. Anko looks around here and there with her big eyes wide open.
But I don’t have that kind of inspiration. Or rather, I would say that I feel both funny and creepy at the same time.
-Receding poppy so be! The price is good!-
-Hey, it’s a potion I made using burnt! Just give me 100 gold!-
All the touting merchants were staring at us, hard as stones. Is this a horror game?
Frankly creepy. Think of it, the market you see upon your first visit to town. But what if all the buildings and structures and people were all looking at it and talking? And what if those people keep heading this way without any movement?
It’s almost like there’s not a scene out of a pseudo-fanatic horror movie!
“Hey, crabs! There’s some nice looking ones over here! Wouldn’t it be nice to buy one?”
“What the hell do you mean by that, Anko in Wonderland…”
I still couldn’t understand it, so I listened to Anko’s words and covered her head. Then she approaches me again with a sulking face.
-Rumble!-
“Really, Yu-kun is an idiot! I asked for Yong Yong-kun’s sake! This way!”
Anko put her arms around her huge breastbone again and started dragging me. No, what to say when it weighs this much… It’s a heavenly touch, it’s nabal, and her arms hurt. It really hurts, wait a minute.
“Wait, wait, wait a minute! Okay! Leave your arms! Rotate, my arm necrosis!
Unbelievable. Her breasts were not just a weapon in name, but a weapon that could kill a real person! An internet news article once said that there was a boyfriend who died from choking on her girlfriend’s breasts. It wasn’t all of that! Why is he so strong? What?
It’s not a hydraulic press, it’s a hydraulic press…! I feel like my arm is about to be torn to pieces!
Have you been dragged around for a while? After being freed from the attack of Two Huge Things, I thought I would take a closer look at the stat window later. Aren’t you stronger than me?
“It’s a good idea! It would be nice to have one of these? It’s a shop that doesn’t exist in Uchimura.”
Anko brought me to one of the stalls that grilled skewers. Let’s give Anko, who is full of expectations, an appropriate amount of pocket money.
“Ohhh, is it Kapuru? Good, nice looking! Here are two kush!”
A man with a fringe x potato spit mustache took Anko’s coin and handed her two skewers of meat. Upon receiving her skewer, Anko thrusts her skewer towards her.
“Yoo-kun, ah~~~”
Oh please really. Don’t do that I think so in my heart.
“… If you don’t eat this, the NTR level will rise, so I’ll eat it, eat it. Ahn.”
“Hehe, how is it? Delicious?”
Badly. What’s up The taste isn’t too bad. I never thought I’d be able to act like my first lover in a game like this. Look how cute it is though.
“Yes, yes. It’s delicious. Why don’t you eat it too? Or. Should I feed you too? Give me one of those.”
Slap! I snatched the remaining skewer from Anko’s hand and said,
“Ah, try it. Ah.”
“Eh, ah, after? Yu-kun, aww… Shameful shame!”
“Why can’t I just be you? Isn’t this the logic of netorares? Open your mouth bitch! Ah! Ah!”
Reluctantly, take a small bite, like a goldfish biting into rice. Anko shuddered at her, her reddened face bent down from the skewer. Her face was already leaking steam, as if her pink hair would turn red at any moment, and she seemed unwilling to hide her emotions at all.
“…Uh, ah… It’s completely become Yome…”
Of course, the sound coming out of her mouth is still hard to understand. Even though she didn’t understand her words, she felt like she could hear what he was thinking.
“Nooohoho! I love how you eat! By the way, young lady? Would you like to work at our store?”
“”No (yo)”
At the same time, we blew a refusal and threw all the skewers we were eating on the floor. Then, without looking back, he left the market.
Lastly, collect the thick sputum once and spit it out to finish.
After the happening at the market ended, we decided to find the guild building in the village. This is not difficult either. First of all, it’s a fucking big building with a signboard with a pattern of swords and shields overlapping on top. Or just find the northernmost building.
We slowly walk north. The village seems to be a very peaceful village when you see two little kids going round and round in a square. We arrived at the topmost building, thinking nonsensical things, and went inside.
-Jumping!-
The world goes dark, and a new world loads again. All you can see are a lot of tables. A place where a bearded dwarf and a bald man in ironclad ordered beer and chatted.
At the desk, a gray-haired gentleman wearing glasses was washing cups. Next to the bar attached to the back of the store, a blonde woman dressed as a bunny girl dances round and round around the bar.
‘It’s just going round and round in place, east, west, south, and north’
For some reason, there was a piano next to it, and the player was sitting and banging on random songs.
Haha, I’m so excited! Bring more alcohol Hey!-
– Fouret! Brother there! Stop sleeping here!-
What. It wasn’t a guild, was it a bar?
“Hmm? What is it? Little boy. This is not a place for Kojos like you to come. Hurry up and drink your mother’s milk!”
-Wahhahahahahahaha!!!-
A bald man who had been watching us enter the store came over and started a fight. Hmm. What? Do you mean kill me? Self-promotion?
“Yongdo-kun! Be patient! Strange eyes again!”
“Huh? This lady is… Kukuk! Hey! Miss! Leave such an insignificant boy and come here! Maybe you can teach us what Osu is?”
“Yeah. Let’s kill. Kill kill. Did you decide? That bald, dragon cursed the military.”
Anko, who was trying to stop me at first, suddenly asked me to be a murder teacher with her pupils gone. Your eyes look more dangerous to you? Since when did he become like a yandere like this?
It was a moment when I tried to use my hand because it was hard for me to stay still.
-There—- stop it.-
I was thinking of making a fuss, but I decided to watch the situation for a while with someone’s intervention. Because I was curious about what event it was.
“Hah? Where and who? Who’s on the side of a kid like this?!”
The one who blocked the speech of the bald man who had turned red like octopus sashimi before he knew it,
“Aren’t people in trouble. Stop it.”
I was an elf looking like an archer, wearing a green ranger outfit with a bow tied behind my back. More than that, I couldn’t help but be surprised.
It wasn’t because she was a giant, nearly two meters tall.
It wasn’t even because of the huge milk jug that couldn’t come out of her elven race.
“There’s a face…?!”
Bean!
“Yu-kun! Excuse me! I have nothing to say to the person who helps us!”
“Geg, Eruhu… Shit! You trash! Little boy! You’re lucky!”
A bald head who ran away as soon as he saw the other person and left the store. And the elf approaching this way started talking to me.
“You look like you’re in trouble, so I wrote my hand. Is there anything else I can help you with? It looks like your first trip, so I want to hear your story.”
As the huge elf approached with an expressionless expression, I felt it instinctively.
On that day, mankind realized.
Fear of elves…!!!
“No, no. Thank you. Thanks to you, I think things went well. Enough then. I’ll pay you back later.”
Anko alone is already enough for the party members. Even more imports only increase fatigue. We won’t even fight properly anyway, so why do we need more?
And, seeing that he has a face, he must be a heroine too. There is Anko, but she has no time to care about the other kids. It’s obvious that he has a bunch of NTR events too, so you want me to get rid of them all? It’s annoying.
“Eh, dragon! With Eruhu’s help, our journey will be easier! Hey, let’s talk right there!”
But for some reason, Anko personally took her and went to take her place.
“Umm. Good. Let’s talk together.”
After lightly chewing on my opinion, the two of us have already sat down at the table and gestured in this direction. Why not?! If you don’t like me, why are you trying to force me into the party? Was this a forced event? If I had known it would be like this, I wouldn’t have peed in the direction of this building!
“Hehe, Erufu-san, what’s your name? I’m Anko! I’m Sakura Anko.”
“My name is Sefina. I am from Omori. This is also my first time in a human village.”
When another speech-impaired prospective party member appeared, I spread my palms and covered her face. In her one-eyed village, they said that a person with both eyes has a disability. In fact, the village bus was me and I wonder if it was only now that I noticed that the two of them were passengers. While imagining everything, I sat down with the two of us.
“Please… Tell me what people say…!!!!”
