Chapter 522 – Laughter of Martial Arts
“And! How can you not be curious when he even tells you that the nobleman will have an unprecedented impact on the human world?”
After saying that, the guru looked at Seongil with a really interested expression on his face.
“Certainly, he never did anything great.”
“Is that so?”
Nodosa just looks at Seongil, who denies it, with an expression of fun. Then, when they came up to the previous hill, Seon-in took Seong-il and took a step under the peach tree.
“Give me your hand again.”
“A hand?”
Although he looks puzzled, Seong-il calmly reaches out and thrusts his hand at the guru.
“Hmm… 6-star Daeseong… How long has it been since you learned the new art?”
“It’s probably been a little over two years.”
At Seong-il’s answer, the guru looks at him with a very interested expression and says.
“Look at this guy? How did he manage to flirt with women well?”
“…”
“No way~ Are you coercively enticing?”
“Okay…”
It’s a holy day that I can’t bear to say no. Except for Pocket Girls and the detective world, it is also true that he forcibly took beautiful women, so he can’t say anything.
“Look at this guy~ Heh heh~ I guess that’s what you like?”
“…What do you like?”
Seong-il, who was worried about being reprimanded by him, stares blankly at the guru’s answer, dumbfounded.
“Yeah! I like it! Well, coercive play is fun too.”
“…”
“However, in that case, it would be difficult for everyone to save their lives, so how did you endure?”
“That…”
Seong-il feels vague about how to answer the guru’s question, and is speechless.
“Giggle… Is it because of that strange power inside you?”
“!!!”
Although the guru is clumsy, he vaguely seems to be able to see through the various powers that have settled in Seongil’s body.
Seong-il is really surprised when the guru finds out about his power, which has not been penetrated even in a world where science, magic, and psychic powers have developed.
“Chuckling!! Why? Are you surprised? This body is half-fused with the great sword? It is a being that transcends life and death, so I can glimpse the secrets contained in your body.”
“…”
“Fishik.”
When Seong-il was surprised and didn’t say anything, the guru laughed lightly at him and shouted while waving his hand.
“It’s done! If you don’t want to say it, don’t say it! That’s your choice. Then our relationship ends there.”
After saying that, the guru gestured lightly into the air. Interestingly, the wind comes out of his hand and strikes the peach tree.
Took. Tuduk.
A peach the size of a child’s head that fell out of thin air. The guru picks up the fruit, which smells sweet enough to make his nose tingle, and chews it without hesitation.
“Munjeok!! Oh~ It’s ripe! It’s really delicious!! It’s hot!”
A guru who even drips juice on his hands and gets it on his clothes. However, he doesn’t care at all and focuses on eating the peaches voraciously.
‘It looks delicious.’
As he enjoys the peach, Seong-il unknowingly picks up the peach he gave him and starts putting it in his mouth.
“And…”
Fantastic peach flavor. Except for the fact that the scent is similar, the strong taste strikes Seong-il’s brain, making one wonder if it is the same fruit.
“What is this? What is so sweet?”
“Ask me a question on the subject of answering the question of the real man, but I didn’t do it right? Just go ahead and eat it, kid.”
“…”
Seong-il is speechless at Nodosa’s blunt words. He puts on a shy expression and concentrates on chewing and savoring the peach.
“…Uh?!”
That time when I almost ate the fruit. Seong-il realizes that all the meridians in his body are bubbling and feverish.
“…Kuk!!”
A whirlwind of terrifying heat and power felt in the danteon. Unable to bear the terrible pain he feels for the first time in his life, Seong-il closes his eyes.
“Keuheouk…!!”
How long has it been Seong-il struggles to open his eyes, feeling that his head is about to split. He realizes that he has collapsed under the tree from which he ate the peaches.
“What the hell…!!”
Seong-il struggles to get up from his seat with a frown on his face and look around.
“Growl… Cool…”
‘That inspiration…!!’
As the guru makes him eat a bizarre poisoned peach, as the guru sleeps peacefully on a tree, he feels his blood boil with anger.
“Ummm… Are you awake?”
“No!! What the hell!! What did you feed me!!”
Seong-il, forgetting that the opponent is a monster beyond imagination, argues with an angry voice. As if the swordsman was having fun, he giggled and jumped from the tree! I jumped down and sat down in front of him.
“Chuckling!! Are you sick?”
“You’re playful…”
“Take a look at your inner strength. You bastard.”
“…?”
When Nodosa smiles and cuts off his words, Seong-il is annoyed, but he glares at him and calmly raises his skills.
“!!!!!”
The internal energy in the body that is overwhelmingly fuller than before. Seongil not only broke through the 6-star celestial yin-yang Gyojeopsingong, but also the 7-star Daeseong. That is, he realizes that he has risen to the verge of eight stars.
“How was the taste of Yeolyangseondo?”
“…Yeolyangseondo?”
“Yes. It is a spiritual creature among spiritual beings that possesses good spirit. Man. When the real man gained enlightenment and felt the way of heaven and earth here, the peach tree planted here was also affected by that energy, and is a spiritual creature that will not exist again in the world. It was mutated into. Now that you and I ate two peaches, there will be no Yeolyangseon Island anywhere in the world.”
“…Thank you, Master Sajo.”
Realizing that he gave her a chance, Seong-il shows sincere gratitude to him.
“J~Ral. On the topic that I was trying to argue about in a twisted way, asking what I was eating just a moment ago. Giggling!!”
“…”
Seong-il feels that his heart is disappearing even though he is grateful for the figure of the guru who keeps tickling until the end if he accepts it kindly.
‘Eh. Let’s change the subject.’
No matter what he says, Seong-il gets tired of the guru’s way of speaking. He just gives up and decides to ask something he’s always been curious about.
“What was the reason you created the Heaven, Earth, Yin and Yang Mating Sacred Art?”
“What? Do you want to talk now?”
“…”
A guru who points out the intentions of holy days like a ghost. However, contrary to his attitude, he meekly begins to explain the new art.
“Why? What is it like? The effect is good? There are no side effects.”
“…Honestly, it seems unsuitable for a guru to train.”
At Seong-il’s sincere words, the master laughs and lies on his side on the floor, looking at him and talking calmly.
“What is the intercourse between men and women? In the beginning, heaven and earth were born from chaos, and yin and yang appeared and the world was born. It was.”
“…”
“The sun goes down, the moon rises, the child grows up, the grown man and woman intersect and give birth to a new life. The training method using the beautiful act of being born as a being and conceiving a life is the nature that Taomen believes in, yin and yang itself. What is it like?”
As it seems to be based on a surprisingly plausible ideology and philosophy on a crazy obscene martial arts subject, Seong-il feels confused by the guru’s answer. Then he desperately braces himself and struggles to open his mouth.
“That… Honestly, it’s true that it’s lewd and debauched.”
“Fornication? Why do human beings rule against doing what the heavens have ordained from the beginning? And debauchery? A woman who shared pleasure with a new cult practitioner is not harmed in any way? The disease disappears and she can live a long, disease-free life, right? .”
“…If you learn dual wielding, you won’t be able to practice other martial arts, right?”
“What? I think you just have to scatter the inner energy created by the Yang energy that came into your body and practice again? If you got it for free, you have to spit out that much. What is another martial art that will freeze you to death?”
“…”
The guru’s answer perfectly penetrates the loophole in Seongil’s logic. As Seong-il hesitates at his splendid speech, Do-sa gets up from his seat stretching after eating and laughing.
“Are these questions over? If I have nothing more to ask, I’ll have to leave soon. Originally, I was going to use my remaining luck to help you with your fortune, but you shut up and don’t seem to trust or respect me, so there’s no fortune telling. Our The kite must have ended here.”
After saying that, the Taoist calmly sits in meditation under the peach tree and begins to close his eyes.
‘I can’t let him go like this…!!’
Then I felt a strong negative feeling. Seong-il realizes that he will regret it greatly if he leaves the master alone.
“Investigator!!”
“Huh?”
While concentrating with his eyes closed, the guru raises his eyes when Seong-il calls out to him.
Dump!!
As he looked at him, Seong-il suddenly knelt down and bowed his head to him.
“Sorry for doubting! Teach me some…”
“Hah? The opportunity has passed, you bastard! Do you think it’s common to have the opportunity to receive the teachings of a true master? I thought of my relationship with you and raised my training with the Yeolyang Seondo, so be satisfied with that.”
The existing lightness is nowhere to be found, and the figure of a guru scolding Seong-il with a serious expression. Seong-il bit his lip at that sight for a moment, then without a word opened his inventory and took out his marble and handed it to him.
“What is it? This. And that was just… A talisman? Mysticism? What did you do?”
“It’s hard for me to explain too. Please look at this. Then you will understand what I mean.”
“…?”
Seong-il takes out about 10 mysterious marbles that he used to persuade Dr. Jun and gives them to the guru.
“It’s because the guy is so nasty… Tsk… Hmm?!”
Thinking that Seong-il is not satisfied with the event, the guru decides to scold Seong-il after checking the situation by grabbing the beads he offered. In the meantime, I feel a strange world unfolding in the head of the guru.
“This…”
A continuation of a strange life. It’s obviously one person’s life, but he starts wandering through many miserable worlds.
“…”
Of course, there are many normal worlds. There are not a few twisted and hopeless worlds. Among the dogs, the one who shocked the guru the most was the owner of this marble. Therefore, he realizes that the reality of the world where his ex lives is no different from being a beast in hell.
“You…”
Let’s sell the instrument. When he learns that Seong-il is living a life of struggle against transcendent beings thanks to his power and destiny acquired by his will, the playfulness disappears from the guru’s face.
“…”
The figure of a guru glaring at Seongil with a serious expression that he has never shown before.
“Is this true?”
“It can’t be a lie.”
After answering that, Seong-il opens his inventory and starts laying out the powerful items he got from each world on the floor.
An elixir that can bring the dead back to life. An ethereal stone that allows one to control matter and spirit like a god, albeit in a limited way. From magic books that allow you to easily use all kinds of magic, to powerful masks that can create alter egos.
“…”
As the terrifying magic tools he had seen in his marbles appear in front of his eyes, he realizes that Seong-il, a nomad, told the truth without resorting to any tricks.
“Huh… The young guy has a lot of trouble. Although, he got drunk on his strength and deviated a lot. Well, since he stopped deciding, I won’t say anything about him. I’m too proud to curse at that.”
The guru’s words probably refer to the relationship with the women he obtained through trickery, such as Erica and Elaine.
“…Do you want to help people?”
“Yes. I’m trying my best, but it’s not easy. I want to become stronger faster. And based on that, I want to help people in ‘reality’.”
“…”
As Noh Do-sa shows serious concern over his words, Seong-il, who wants to at this time, throws the last number of wins to drive a wedge.
“Ah! And I also want to help the people of this world. As you know from my memories, the Blood God will be resurrected soon.”
“Haa… That’s what the Sanggo Demon said. Certainly, criminals are difficult to deal with easily.”
“…”
“You fools! The ancestors of the past risked their lives to seal it, but in greed, they corrupted the law and resurrected the Blood God…”
After saying that, the guru moves his hand so fast that he can’t even see it in the air. Then, a fire jin that had not been seen before appeared in his hand, and when he wielded the fire jin again, surprisingly, a crack similar to Seong-il’s inventory appeared in the air.
‘Inventory…? Even though it’s smaller than mine and has less energy… But it’s similar…?’
Seong-il looked at it in surprise. Do-sa takes something from there and throws it to Seong-il.
“This…”
“It’s the Gemma Auroraebu. Five different occult arts of reverse heaven are listed, and the target is forcibly endowed with five kalpas. Do it. Then he will be extremely weak for half a day, so you should be able to subdue him with your powers.”
“Thank you…!!”
It was just a word to please the guru, but when he helps beyond expectations, Seong-il accepts the talisman with a delighted expression.
“And… Now let’s talk about you and your world.”
“…!!”
A nice sound to hear. At the words of the guru, Seong-il looks up at him with a reverent expression on his knees.
“You bastard. I know you don’t respect anyone, you bastard. Originally, I was just going to be the best in the fable, but since you’re the only rope to save countless sentient beings, I have no choice but to do it!”
“Ah yes…”
After saying that, the swordsman swings the flame once again and creates a small crack similar to the inventory. After that, he starts to arrange things such as a fortune teller made of bamboo, a map of the eight kingdoms of heaven, and a compass on the floor.
“Come on! Sprinkle a drop of your blood here. I’ll tell you about your future.”
