Chapter 222 – The Trial of Four, King Augeas’ Barn Cleaning
Marriage is a time when you are willing to dedicate your time to your family.
And then, of course, there are times when you have to spend time for your family’s family.
It is now.
“Damn it, I, the best hunter in Greece, have to be cleaning up shit here.”
“Don’t complain too much.”
Next to me is Theseus, a ‘man’ who has not yet grown even 1cm tall, holding a shovel and digging with me.
It would be more appropriate to build a waterway rather than sell the land, but that waterway is not far away.
“You came up with this so you don’t have to clean all that dirty stuff, right?”
“Of course. How do you clean that one by one? Even if it’s a neighbor or an ally, it’s crazy to clean that. Damn, I can’t argue with it anywhere.”
At the end of the canal through which we open the waterway, there is a huge barn.
From the outside, it looks like an ordinary barn, but apart from the suspiciously clean facilities, the inside is indescribably dirty.
“What is the meaning of raising a cow that has been blessed by the god Helios? Cows roll around in the dung box and grow up eating dung.
I’d like to catch Helios and put his head in his barn, but that’s the story of when I went up to Olympus at the end of my life as a human being.
Even in that barn, which has not been cleaned for hundreds of years, me, Theseus, and the soldiers of Thebes will solve it all at once, so I can’t throw Helios there.
“Damn. Hey, Theseus. Are you sure King Gay said he’d give you half of that cow when you finished cleaning it?”
“Of course. Even the contract was written. Even after writing the contract, if the contract is not fulfilled, it will perish.”
Theseus took out the papyrus from his bosom and put it back.
The papyrus with the red ribbon tied tightly contained details of what he had requested for the Cadmus Festival, and the reward we would get when we solved the problem.
I, who had seen some contracts in modern times, and Theseus, the only one I admit to be as smart as me, cross-validated.
There is no problem with the contract, just solve the rest.
“Gay king, I bet you never thought we’d be able to finish it in one day. You must’ve thought we’d spend years here throwing shit and suffering. Then sneakily send a girl away and have a baby. It’s obvious ..”
“Well, all other kingdoms are the same. But why do you call King Augeas the gay king?”
“Because the name has gay. Now, then, break it!”
I raised my special hammer high.
The soldiers who were holding shovels near the waterway hurriedly spread the distance left and right, and Theseus also checked the waterway all the way for the last time and completed the final inspection.
“Break it down.”
“Quickly finish, go home and have sex!”
“Anyway.”
Kwa-eu-eu-eu-ang!!
We broke the dam with a hammer, and in an instant the river started flowing along the channel we had dug.
At first, the water flowed slowly, but the moment the bank collapsed, it started pouring with a gurgling torrent that made me wonder if the water flow of the river was changing.
“Hey, it’s going down cool.”
Shoot aaaaa!!
“I wondered if Theseus was as cool as peeing, but fortunately, he goes down as cool as I am!”
“What do you mean cum? Pee? Or cum?”
“Of course it’s both.”
“Crazy bastard.”
Theseus gave me a contemptuous look, but there was no particular problem.
A stream of water so strong that it immediately hit the barn and swept the floor of the barn away.
“That barn, isn’t it blessed by the god Helios?”
“Of course. If not, it would have rotted away from the pollutants accumulated over hundreds of years.”
Although the barn was swept away by the river, the barn still retains its shape.
“It’s fortunate that we did this during the day, not at night. The protection of the god Helios is reaching us.”
As the shape of the barn is maintained by sunlight, no matter how strong the river is, it is impossible for the river to destroy the barn that the sun god has bestowed his protection on.
Instead, the feces can be flushed out sufficiently.
“I don’t want to go down.”
Shoot aaaaa
How water flows from top to bottom.
Naturally, the water that washed away the filth would flow far below the barn, and the end would be a new pit we dug beforehand.
“If there’s a lake over there later, I’ll have to call it Woobunho.”
“A lake full of cow dung at the bottom. Wow, that’s horrible.”
“So. Well, let’s kill some time and block the waterway. Check the state of the barn.”
“…Hey.”
Just as I was about to open the locket on my necklace, Theseus asked me in a serious voice.
“Why did you really get married?”
“Yes?”
“Isn’t it that you prefer to just find a female you want to fuck and have sex with, rather than doing such a troublesome thing after getting married?”
“Ah, is that a story?”
This is a story that can only be told because Theseus is not yet married.
“Babe. You’ll know when you get married.”
Oh
I want to go back to Thebes quickly, bury my face in Megara’s breasts, suck her fucking dick her, and then shove and fuck her dick her while kissing her.
“It’s not that you don’t have sex with other women, is it that you only got married to have sex with the princess?”
“It’s not like that.”
Even if you have sex with Megara, it does not mean that you will have sex with Megara for the rest of your life.
“You don’t eat biscuits just because you have bread?”
“Wow, try that in front of the princess. It’ll be very upsetting, right?”
“Are you doing it openly?”
I put my hand in the cool stream of water and wiped the sweat from my forehead.
“Even Megara knows it. And sometimes she invites other girls to enjoy it.”
Greek first.
Invited guest appearance.
“You’re really competent trash.”
“A man with ability said he would marry several women, but what is that?
“I’m loved by many women in the course of my adventure, and you… Uh, no. Let’s not talk.”
I was holding the angle to launch a counterattack, but Theseus waved his hand and retreated first.
“Let’s eat meat until it’s sorted out.”
“Well, I can’t sit still for the rest of the time. Let’s see the time while leisurely eating meat.”
Shoot it
“Ahhh. I want to finish quickly and take the cows over there, then eat the beef. The beef will melt very easily.”
Until the barn was cleaned, we ate meat leisurely.
* * *
“I can’t give it to you.”
“What?”
As soon as he went before King Augeias to report, he immediately changed his face as if his mind was different when entering and exiting the bathroom.
“No, what do you mean by that? The contract clearly said that as soon as the barn was cleaned, half of the cattle would be given.”
“Did I write that contract? Chancellor, did I write it?”
“I wrote a contract, but I understand that you never said you would give a congratulatory cow.”
“Ohhh, yes. That’s right. Haha, my memory is hazy these days.”
Oh
I see
This person is playing dementia.
‘Be cheeky.’
In the meantime, we would have been trying to get us to drink and send women to get baby seeds, but unfortunately we don’t intend to do that.
I have no intention of being fooled by King Augeas’ actions of his.
“First-“
“Oh, yes. Miss Theseus for now. With you-“
“Sheep?”
Theseus’ expression immediately darkened.
I wondered why that king was acting out dementia, but it seems he was aiming for Theseus’s nursery, not my baby.
“This fuck…”
“Hey, Theseus. How about doing that?”
“Shall we? You look like a beggar. I don’t think the gods will say anything for fooling a person who violates a sacred contract.”
“Right.”
“What are you two talking about…”
Flutter!
I lifted Theseus’ clothes.
Like all Greek men’s clothes, men also wear skirts that reach above the knee, so when I lift the front, the bottom is exposed.
“Cut your dick.”
Pooh.
The eyes of King Augeas are down.
The lump that fell down between Theseus’ legs was comparable to the arm of King Augeas, who was skinny.
“Man?”
“It’s a man, you bastard.”
Theseus, enraged at King Augeas, who pretended not to know the contract and even tried to eat him, raised a halt to the king.
“It seems like you think I’m a woman and try to chuckle, but I’m a man, you son of a bitch!”
It’s insulting to royalty, but as long as the contract is on this side, there’s no problem.
“It looks like they’re trying to steal the contract and destroy it, but there’s no way. Cancer.”
As long as you keep the contract with the king’s seal and seal, there will be no problem even if you return to Thebes later.
Because it was King Augeas who broke the contract with Cadmus.
“…Write.”
The king
“Rather good.”
“What…?”
“It’s not that a man doesn’t have a hole in the back. Hehe, do you think I’ll be getting stabbed from behind and spilling my stiff erection-“
I gave up on the name.
“Hey, Hercules.”
“Ah. Instead of slaughter the cow, I’ll have to slaughter the king first.”
Under the protection of the god Zeus.
Greek gays kill.
After.
A commotion broke out in the palace, and King Augeas died.
